Artcow "Zyklon Ben" / Ben Garrison / GarrisonGraphics / GrrrGraphics / RealBenGarrisonCartoons & his wife Tina Toon / Tina Norton - "Six Million Just Isn't Enough"; /pol/'s favorite cowboy cartoonist & Sam Hyde's murderous meme mentor; also his wife whose art has stagnated

[Random Internet Person]

Cringe as he can be, his autism and dedication to Trump is almost admirable.

Key word being "almost", right?

 

[AnOminous]

Cringe as he can be, his autism and dedication to Trump is almost admirable.

I just don't get what a former Paulite libertard sees in a centrist Democrat.

That's what Trump was his entire career before his successful pivot to being some kind of Republican populist. How did anyone even believe that?

 

[The Last Stand]

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What did Jeb! do to Ben?

And why does he draw his male figures with bulges?

 

[Random Internet Person]

What did Jeb! do to Ben?

Be related to George W. Bush, a Beltway stooge in his eyes.

I just don't get what a former Paulite libertard sees in a centrist Democrat.

That's what Trump was his entire career before his successful pivot to being some kind of Republican populist. How did anyone even believe that?

It's very simple: he decided to punch the political establishment square in the jaw. And he beat Hillary Clinton to release an ocean of liberal tears. And because his campaign promised the grandest of /pol/ mindsets, he basically became the ideal candidate for the Thunderdome to cream their pants over.

 

[AnOminous]

And why does he draw his male figures with bulges?

Because he is a titanic homosexual.

 

[Random Internet Person]

HIKING IN 2023 IS A REAL DRAG — TINA TOON​

Cartoon published 05/26/2023


Every day it seems some major brand picks up the sword and commits seppuku. They have seen what happens to other corporations that “get woke and go broke,” and yet they do the same suicidal marketing stunt and then endure massive losses in profits and customer trust.

The Bud Light beer disaster continues unabated. The wholesalers are trying to give cases of Bud Light away for free and there are no takers. No one wants to drink ‘tranny fluid,’ and no amount of Clydesdales galloping down dirt roads is going to bring back their customer base.

Bud Light is swirling down the drain faster than aged milk.

Target just got a taste of the Bud Light treatment when parents caught wind that the big box store was featuring clothing for children 2 to 4 years old, and it was designed by an avowed Satanist and trans-whatever. The clothing features sayings such as “Queer all Year” while pushing the trans mental illness on kids. Parents were outraged—as well they should be—and they pushed back hard. The outrage forced Target to remove the pride collection from the front of the store and move it to some dark corner in the back. Of course, the entire pride collection should be assigned to a dumpster.



Target is panicking as we speak. Target should be made to realize that any product, book, or clothing item that pushes the trans-woke hive mind is toxic to their corporate brand and bottom line.

One would think that the disastrous examples of Bud Light and Target would alert any sane company to stop and think twice about jumping feet first into the rainbow colored waters…but no. Apparently they favor ‘equity, diversity, and inclusion’ over profits.

Cannon ball!


Here comes the new North Face spokes-thang! It’s a hiking drag queen with a full mustache! Because that’s what you want to see when you go hiking in the great outdoors, a homosexual sashaying down the trail in a tacky, garish rainbow colored mini-dress that would send bears running for cover.


We don’t see very many “they/thems/whatevers” on the hiking trail, so we are not sure what North Face is thinking. Maybe they are just trying to virtue signal that they are oh so inclusive and tolerant of sexual depravity as they completely ignore their consumer base.

North Face has learned nothing from Target and Bud Light in the last few weeks. Their traditional customers will teach them a lesson. It’s time to boycott them all.

Next!?

Walmart, “hold my beer…”

—Tina

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

Every day it seems some major brand picks up the sword and commits seppuku. They have seen what happens to other corporations that “get woke and go broke,” and yet they do the same suicidal marketing stunt and then endure massive losses in profits and customer trust.

I'm starting to wonder if going woke actually leads to going broke since anyone about to go woke should be able to look at all the cases before them

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

That bear looks like he's kinda into it and trying to hide his reaction

 

[Random Internet Person]

I'm starting to wonder if going woke actually leads to going broke since anyone about to go woke should be able to look at all the cases before them

I think it's been established that the people who do this woke marketing are either true marketing, or slaves to the likes of ESG points and PR releases.

 

[Random Internet Person]

MEMORIAL DAY 2023​

Cartoon published 05/28/2023

The Memorial Day holiday gives Americans a chance to honor those in the US Armed Forces who fought and died to protect our freedom.

Unfortunately, the wars created today no longer serve a purpose other than to advance the interest of power-mad globalists and their Deep State Swamp functionaries who control our country. The endless wars also funnel taxpayer money into the pockets of the military industrial complex and the military. The latest budget battle excludes the military. Of course! That’s to be expected. Defense spending goes up no matter what.


America is now fighting a proxy war in Ukraine. The war mongers have poured well over $100 billion dollars to keep Zelensky’s meat grinder in operation. Ukraine is a corrupt, money-laundering country that does not serve America’s interest. It has long been under the influence and on the doorstep of Russia—and they don’t want Ukraine to become a NATO member. We risk sparking nuclear war by continuing the insanity.


If we really want to honor our war dead, it can be done by ending all the useless wars started by the US. Instead, use the money spent on death and instead spend it on improving America’s infrastructure. Use it to help solve the homeless problem. Use it to fund the police to help stem the rising tide of crime. America needs to protect its borders, not the borders of countries on the other side of the planet.

Cutting the defense budget and ending the insane wars would be a great way to honor those who have died in America’s many wars. If we stop sending Zelensky money he will quickly demand peace talks with Russia.

— Ben Garrison

 

[AnOminous]

And he beat Hillary Clinton to release an ocean of liberal tears. And because his campaign promised the grandest of /pol/ mindsets, he basically became the ideal candidate for the Thunderdome to cream their pants over.

Beating Hillary Clinton is literally the only thing I like about that fat bastard.

 

[Random Internet Person]

MCCARTHY FOLDED LIKE A CHEAP BEACH CHAIR​

Cartoon published 05/30/26

Kevin McCarthy caved to Joe Biden. He called the budget agreement, “A step in the right direction.” Add that to the ‘things losers say’ list.

We at GrrrGraphics harbored some hope for the Speaker of The House, but naturally such a daydream has been dashed.

The uni-party McCarthy folded like a cheap beach chair.

It’s now clear. Joe Biden took the long holiday weekend off as a show of strength. He went to his beach house because he knew it wasn’t necessary to stay at the White House and hammer out a deal. The deal was a foregone conclusion. Biden is supported by the Deep State Swamp and the globalist oligarchs They make sure the skids are greased for Biden.


The curtain is coming down on the Debt Ceiling Comedy Theater, which results in tragedy for average taxpayers. McCarthy bragged that he has limited government growth, but it is nonetheless growing. Military defense spending goes up regardless—it’s the sacred cow of Congress. The huge budget assigned to the IRS has been slightly cut. About 80 percent of the $80 billion IRS expansion remains. That means we’ll still have thousands of new IRS agents coming after the poor and middle class.


Biden promised they will only go after the billionaires, millionaires, and those making $400,000 or higher. That’s another Biden lie. They are coming after the already collapsing middle class because they lack the means to defend themselves legally. Biden and his party will increase the debt by another $4 trillion. This kind of leverage only strengthens Biden ahead of the presidential election.

Real conservative Republicans in Congress should fight this budget agreement with firm resolve, but in the end we expect it will be pushed through. Politics as usual.

Nobody really expected politicians to cut spending did they?

— Ben Garrison

 

[Random Internet Person]

“TARGETING CHILDREN”​

Cartoon published 05/31/2023

Budweiser and Target are losing billions of dollars because they vigorously marketed trans nonsense. Their customers are boycotting them.

The vast majority of us now lack a real say over political matters. Elections are rigged and the politicians are turncoats.

Still, we do have the power to snap our purses and wallets shut when we’re asked to patronize businesses that push the sexualization of children. Target marketed clothing lines for babies and small children that came with LGBTQ+ slogans and endless rainbows. Their customers objected, so Target moved their display to the back of the store. Since they’re now losing monumental amounts of money, we’ve heard they may eliminate the items altogether and that has triggered outrage from the likes of Trudeau (Castro’s son), Gavin Newsom, and Joe Biden. The latter said trans people ‘are the soul of the nation.’ No they’re not, you demented old liar.

A man cannot become a woman and vice versa. That’s a proven biological fact, Jack. To think otherwise is embracing a delusion. Stop forcing Americans—and especially American children— to participate in that delusion.


The boycott of Bud Light trans juice has been wondrously successful. Let’s keep it going. It’s time to boycott any corporation that pushes the trans nonsense on us all—but especially on our children. Hold them accountable.

Boycott them. Boycott the LA Dodgers for honoring anti-Christian trans freaks. Boycott North Face. Boycott anyone pushing drag queen story hours on kids. J’ever notice how those satanic, pedophile drag queens never perform in old folks homes and such? No! It’s always in schools and children’s sections in libraries.

It’s about grooming children.

Now we’re hearing Chick-fil-a is going woke. They are embracing the socialist ‘DIE’ agenda (Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity). That’s too bad—we have enjoyed their chicken sandwiches, but some matters are too important, so no more Chick-fil-A for lunch.

LG Boycott TQ+ !!

— The GRRRTEAM

 

[bifftango]

Ben's mailing it in, man -- not enough labels! How am I supposed to know if that's an arrow or not? What does the fletching coloring mean? What is the child's name, and what kind of pose is he doing? 5/10

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Ben made something good and on-point. The world is ending.

 

[Random Internet Person]

UNI-PARTY DEBT CEILING ‘BREAKTHROUGH’ -AMERICANS SCREWED AGAIN​

Cartoon published 06/01/2023

$4 trillion in more debt. Green energy ‘climate change’ boondoggle money. No debt limit for the rest of Biden’s term. Thousands of new, well-armed, partisan IRS agents ready to crush the middle class and small businesses. These are just a few things that got passed under House Republican ‘leadership.’

More Democrats voted for the budget-busting bill than Republicans. What does that tell you? It tells you that House Speaker McCarthy and most of his ‘majority’ Republicans are part of the ‘Uni-Party.’ They do not have America’s best interest at heart. They have their business as usual status quo at heart. They want power, and that power comes through spending.


Fox News trotted out a gaggle of Republican pundits who celebrated the passage of the spending bill. They claimed it proved Republicans are capable of ‘getting things done.’ They said it was ‘good governance’ and how the Republicans were the ‘adults in the room’ and how Republicans behaved in a ‘mature way.’ Such statements are cringe-worthy nonsense. It merely means big government will continue to grow, blob like, by taking more spending power away from citizens (by means of inflation) while passing more laws to control us.

Too many people continue to have the mindset that we must have Big Government to even exist. They become very afraid and stressed when Big Government is threatened. They see Big Government as a Santa Claus, god-like thing. Santa combined with brute force to be sure—but apparently it gives their empty lives structure. They worship government and demand that it continue to grow and take care of us all. They even think they somehow have a hand in ‘our Democracy’ by means of voting, but that’s a mirage. Once in Congress, most of the ‘representatives’ quickly look after their own best interests and the interest of the globalist Uni-Party.


When it comes to Big Government, nothing ever gets cut. Especially military spending—that is sacred. Remember when Reagan wanted to eliminate the Department of Education? Ron Paul wanted it gone as well. Nope, it never happens. The entrenched Uni-Party will only create more such ‘departments’ and each will grow like cancer until they get excised.

Kevin McCarthy will never do any such excising, because he’s part of the cancer. It’s time he is removed from his position as House Speaker.

— Ben Garrison

 

[Male Idiot]

What's it with political parties and stupid mascots? Especially why an african elephant? Apart from feeding the Zyklone of Ben's tism?

Not just ragging on the US, local parties had flower (commies), pidgeon (liberals) and a fucking orange (Orbán, maybe he thinks its a yellow football?)

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

What's it with political parties and stupid mascots? Especially why an african elephant? Apart from feeding the Zyklone of Ben's tism?

Not just ragging on the US, local parties had flower (commies), pidgeon (liberals) and a fucking orange (Orbán, maybe he thinks its a yellow football?)

pretty sure some political cartoonist in the 1800s decided to depict the parties as a donkey and an elephant with some symbolism and then everyone else for the next 200 years decided to keep doing it for no good reason

 

[Random Internet Person]

What's it with political parties and stupid mascots? Especially why an african elephant? Apart from feeding the Zyklone of Ben's tism?

Not just ragging on the US, local parties had flower (commies), pidgeon (liberals) and a fucking orange (Orbán, maybe he thinks its a yellow football?)

pretty sure some political cartoonist in the 1800s decided to depict the parties as a donkey and an elephant with some symbolism and then everyone else for the next 200 years decided to keep doing it for no good reason

You think that the mascots need to be replaced/updated?

 

[The Last Stand]

Beating Hillary Clinton is literally the only thing I like about that fat bastard.

I guess you like it when men hit women, do you?