Best of Corporate Pride Month Items - Gotta get me some of that demographic money, right boys?

[Timmy Jolsen]

They're breaking out the pride vodka here. So now even the shit I use to forget makes me remember.

 

[Otterly]

I don’t know why it’s been branded to represent faggotry and troonism.

Rainbows are beautiful. So that must be subverted. They’re attractive to children. And they’re a symbol for Christianity of God’s promise to not destroy the earth by flood again, and that destruction was down to the degeneracy of humanity.
It’s like printing your enemies holy texts on toilet paper, and using it to corrupt their children. It’s very provocative.
It’s always a source of sadness to me that I could never get the kids stuff with rainbow stuff on if they asked. At least my generation had the innocent Lisa frank rainbow barf graphics

 

[Lichen Bark]

Pride month always reminds me about monkey pox, with news headlines like:
>Gay month get your monkey pox shot
>How I (woman) got monkey pox from my (totally straight) boyfriend
>How our family DOG got monkey pox. Hank, and Bob left puzzled.
>How our infant SON got monkey pox (2 gay male "parents")
...and then suddenly the stories of monkeypox dropped off the face of the planet.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Bethesda hasn't fagged their logo yet

 

[JelloJerk]

For the past two years, I flaunted about how Overwatch was the superior shooter because they never went full on with the gay shit, but of course ever since they killed the first game to bring us into a New Direction⁽ᵗᵐ⁾ with Overwatch 2, they decided they want to go All out for pride!⁽ᵗᵐ⁾. Midtown, which is the map based on NYC is gonna have some gay flags and the gay sidewalks, oh and you can get epic Free Rewards⁽⁽ᵗᵐ⁾ such as proper homo flags and labels and other demonic artefacts just for logging in! Maybe this is the push I need to finally stop playing this awful game... but not before I make that thread on Kephrii that I said that I was going to do like 6 months ago.

Spoiler: Overwatch sperging

So they've just randomly dropped that Phara and Baptise are gay now also... because I guess if you're a no nonsense woman and in the military, or a charismatic funny man, you must be a faggot not to mention pandering to Pharmercy shippers which is fucking creepy. Phara was a child when Mercy first met her, lol. Nice Blizzard. Tracer and Soldier76 weren't enough, and that new character Lifeweaver who looks more like a Valorant character, is a literal Thai femboy whose voicelines revolve around having no shame, and was introduced straight away as being pansexual weren't enough. Like damn they used to at least give them a comic panel or a line in a short story revealing that they were gay before but now they don't even get that even though Overwatch is apparently more progressive now than ever?

I'm not really MATI, I guess more like Sad On The Internet? Disappointed On The Internet? But I guess--

Oh wait, what has Overwatch 2 been on the news lately for?


Oh right... the one thing anyone was looking forward to. The one reason they gave us for killing Overwatch 1 and giving us the awful F2P monetisation model... do you think a fanbase that has continuously been getting shafted since 2018 might be a little bit bitter at this? Nah--

I quickly took this screenshot this morning when they had just posted all this stuff thinking the jannies were surely going to sweep it up. Imagine my shock...

When I check after I get home and they're still getting ripped apart in the replies.

 

[Muppetstudios]

France has been conquered again, unlike the the alphabet faggots the Nazis appreciate art and wouldn't have put up this monstrosity to humiliate the French




Edit: Just found out its not real and is the work of some AI artist

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

This is the author:

Is this a Rachel Dolezal situation? Wiki, help me!

[Malika] Saada Saar's background is Northern African, Arab, European, and Jewish

Enhance. Source.

Growing up in Pennsylvania towns such as Upper Darby and Haverford, she learned about "otherness." She was a mixed-race child in a mostly white school. Her North African father left when she was 7, and she was raised by her white Jewish mother and grandmother in an environment she calls "fragile," a home with "a constant sense of struggle."

Lol. Every time. Honey, you're a predominantly white mutt and that hairstyle looks terrible on you.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Is this a Rachel Dolezal situation? Wiki, help me!


Enhance. Source.

Lol. Every time. Honey, you're a predominantly white mutt and that hairstyle looks terrible on you.

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Literal quadroon, so I don't think any hairstyle is going to look okay. Have you ever seen what happens to hair when combining jewish and African genes? Jew hair looks like actual pubes and nogg hair looks like proper steel wool after you attacked a set of well-used cast iron pans with it. There's a reason why jews are obsessed with mixing with aryan genes to produce offspring with smooth hair and blue eyes; there's a reason why nigresses use weave and wigs like it's their religion.

May as well just double down on the special snowflake POC image she's already stuck with for extra brownie points (pun intended) while also getting to hide how gross the hair itself is.

 

[NoReturn]

Is this a Rachel Dolezal situation? Wiki, help me!


Enhance. Source.

Lol. Every time. Honey, you're a predominantly white mutt and that hairstyle looks terrible on you.

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I saw a very cute girl the other day talking about the shit she's put up with with her natural hair, and how she's just now embracing it because she used to think it looked bad, and now I wonder how much of it was because she was seeing shit like this and assuming she looked just as silly.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

For the past two years, I flaunted about how Overwatch was the superior shooter because they never went full on with the gay shit, but of course ever since they killed the first game to bring us into a New Direction⁽ᵗᵐ⁾ with Overwatch 2, they decided they want to go All out for pride!⁽ᵗᵐ⁾.

I for one am glad that I'll just auto mute anyone with the trans flag.
The was an article that mentioned the developers are planning on putting a trans character in the game in the form of a new character or retcon. If they turn Sombra into a transwoman I'll do nothing because Im already at peak hate for Blizzard. In the interview the developer said "No hero that we’re creating in Overwatch that’s upcoming is created just to check a box. We’re creating them to tell a story." which of course is a goddamn lie. And game journalists take it at face value because they lack critical thinking and write drivel.

 

[JelloJerk]

I for one am glad that I'll just auto mute anyone with the trans flag.
The was an article that mentioned the developers are planning on putting a trans character in the game in the form of a new character or retcon. If they turn Sombra into a transwoman I'll do nothing because Im already at peak hate for Blizzard. In the interview the developer said "No hero that we’re creating in Overwatch that’s upcoming is created just to check a box. We’re creating them to tell a story." which of course is a goddamn lie. And game journalists take it at face value because they lack critical thinking and write drivel.

I remember when Moira came out and a lot of people thought she was trans... because I mean, look at her. My money's on her, and if they do it it will at least be very funny how once again progressives try so hard that they end up making offensive caricatures.

Spoiler: More OW sperging

It does bum me out though. I know Overwatch always had the reputation of being le SJW game but they really nailed making a diverse cast of characters that felt like actual characters. Only time I was thinking about their race or whatever was when other people were sperging about how important it is.

Now since OW2 started, we got the 1hr long presentation about how important it is that Sojourn is a black woman (after months of no OW2 news)... then reworking some of Symmetra's voicelines so she sounds "more autistic" so now your Symm telling you to fall back is annoying as fuck, and then they came out with Lifeweaver who was obviously designed to be gay first and have actual character later (I do find it really fucking funny that this is the first character they've ever put out that is so awful that Top 500 streamers can't even complete unranked to GM challenges with him).

Oh well, at the end of the day it doesn't really affect me in game. I know that when Blizzard puts an SR-inflated Reinhardt OTP in my team with 10 deaths in 5 minutes the last thing I'm going to be thinking about is the gay flags.

 

[s0mbra]

I for one am glad that I'll just auto mute anyone with the trans flag.
The was an article that mentioned the developers are planning on putting a trans character in the game in the form of a new character or retcon. If they turn Sombra into a transwoman I'll do nothing because Im already at peak hate for Blizzard. In the interview the developer said "No hero that we’re creating in Overwatch that’s upcoming is created just to check a box. We’re creating them to tell a story." which of course is a goddamn lie. And game journalists take it at face value because they lack critical thinking and write drivel.

>Or a retcon
Please god no...
I already have a feeling in my gut who it's gunna be and I don't want this

I finally uninstalled. Only thing I was waiting for was pve. I knew it would likely end up being dog shit but outright cancelling most of it was th end for me.
Such a shame. The characters and environments were so fun, even if the story was just a comfortable average. Lol telling a story... You cancelled it, retards.
I actually think I'm finally starting to hate video games as a whole now...

 

[Scoia'tael]

I'm currently looking for a new job and I'm not gonna dox my industry but the industry specific job boards are awash with rainbow logos to the point that you can't even tell which institution it is as they all become a blur. It's always been a woke industry especially at the lower/public facing levels just on account of what it is but this is somewhat beyond the pale. some listings are even going so far as to request trannys apply. It's a bit disheartening.

Funny thing is most of the PR/marketing teams are made up of straight, cis, women in their early 20s (think beachy waves and typical white girl stuff). Most of the (cis) gays are in upper level management and the ones i'm friendly with agree its a bit much.

 

[Soggy paper straw]

Google, as of right now, doesn't have a disgusting doodle celebrating Pride.

(posted by a ma'am on twitter, idk if current or what)

 

[Character from a movie]

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(posted by a ma'am on twitter, idk if current or what)

That's insane. I've seen companies that are completely unrelated to social matters plaster their social media with pride flags.

I read the article on A&N about Target pulling their Pride Month clothes for children and, coincidentally, today I saw a video of the tranny who made the designs crying because of that.

The problem is, if a company decides to make new logos and merchandise for pride month, woke people will accuse them of profiting from the trannies' suffering or something. If a company doesn't want to participate in pride month, woke people will accuse them of being literal fascists.

 

[Soggy paper straw]

Yep, seems it is true they decorated their actual physical logo on the NYC building

Spoiler: July 2021

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Rainbows are beautiful. So that must be subverted. They’re attractive to children. And they’re a symbol for Christianity of God’s promise to not destroy the earth by flood again, and that destruction was down to the degeneracy of humanity.
It’s like printing your enemies holy texts on toilet paper, and using it to corrupt their children. It’s very provocative.
It’s always a source of sadness to me that I could never get the kids stuff with rainbow stuff on if they asked. At least my generation had the innocent Lisa frank rainbow barf graphics

Rainbow is also a fantastic heavy rock band. Dio could not have foreseen this

 

[BikeLock]

For the past two years, I flaunted about how Overwatch was the superior shooter

Bro Overwatch can't even hold Team Fortress 2's jock, it literally only exists for porn, this development should not be surprising to you in the least.

 

[Betonhaus]

it seems a few companies haven't changed their twitter logos, or changed them then immediately changed them back.

 

[Android raptor]

Rainbows are beautiful. So that must be subverted. They’re attractive to children. And they’re a symbol for Christianity of God’s promise to not destroy the earth by flood again, and that destruction was down to the degeneracy of humanity.
It’s like printing your enemies holy texts on toilet paper, and using it to corrupt their children. It’s very provocative.
It’s always a source of sadness to me that I could never get the kids stuff with rainbow stuff on if they asked. At least my generation had the innocent Lisa frank rainbow barf graphics

Why wouldn't you be able to get your kids rainbow shit if they asked? It's rainbow shit, not crack cocaine.

90s fundie mom logic.

Tbh as tacky as so much of this shit is, maybe if I get enough of it after it goes on clearence it'll make gross dudes and evangelicalists leave me alone.