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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Bonnie standing there like OMG HOW DID THEY DO ALL THIS like nigga that was you, you literally were one of the leaders of TUR. you don't get to operation paperclip this
It already looked like an absolute shit pit before Boner even ran off with Kindless. The tales of standing pools of cat piss and similar repulsive troon squalor predated his departure by months.
 
They destroyed a newer Stainless Steel Weber Genesis II (with side burner) grill. That's easily a $1000 grill. Fucking animals. These people deserve absolutely nothing but pain and misery.
Its an older generation Weber, they're tough. 10 year warranty is there for a reason. Model is a Genesis II E-355.
The only thing that looks damaged are the knobs are missing and the grates / bars are misaligned but not damaged. New knobs are ~$40.
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The last two years or so, Weber has started to make quality cuts, coming out with grills with thinner metal and shoddier construction. They feel cheap.
This is the first of the lot, the Genesis E-325. Note the lack of thicker material around the bottom of the grill, no protective bumpers on the ends of the wings,
and shittier caster wheels. If it were one of these, it wouldn't have lasted being thrown off of the porch. Hate these fuckin things.
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The only thing that looks damaged are the knobs are missing and the grates / bars are misaligned but not damaged. New knobs are ~$40.
Maybe in the transphobic capitalist world, but in liberated society knobs for cooking appliances are the only scarcity that still exists and that's because they're impossible for the community to create.

If there was still a need for currency, it would be cooking appliance knobs, but thankfully society has evolved past that.
 
It's been almost a full day since Bonnie posted his new twitter thread. He's gotten a whopping seven Likes on the main tweet, nothing on the retweet. No comments at all, almost total radio silence. The Tranch has been memoryholed.
This is exactly what I knew would happen. Penny gets away with everything. That's just how it goes with many failed men, whether they troon out or not. They just abandon the shitstorm they created, run away, and hope nobody wants to expend the energy to go after them.
 
Penny gets away with everything.

But we don't know for how long. He still lost his business, he lost almost all of his herd, he lost a ton of gibs and is running on the goodwill of other troons with patreon, he still likely has to take shitty contracting jobs with no healthcare, he lost his tranch gunclub and militia, he's forced into silence on twitter aside from ranchpost if that's still being updated, he lost all the puff pieces about him, he lost so much. He gained a house and didn't have to deal with Bonnie's crap, but he's slowly exhausting all his safety nets and turning his current home into a biohazard again.
 
But we don't know for how long. He still lost his business, he lost almost all of his herd, he lost a ton of gibs and is running on the goodwill of other troons with patreon, he still likely has to take shitty contracting jobs with no healthcare, he lost his tranch gunclub and militia, he's forced into silence on twitter aside from ranchpost if that's still being updated, he lost all the puff pieces about him, he lost so much. He gained a house and didn't have to deal with Bonnie's crap, but he's slowly exhausting all his safety nets and turning his current home into a biohazard again.
These people don't care since they only live in the moment in their bubble. Everything bad that happens wasn't their fault, so no need to reflect on anybody it.

I'm still laughing about Bonnie implying there was a grand conspiracy to ruin the property for future use. I'm sure the Tranchers were generally carless during their exit, but this is how they normally live. The Tranches didn't need to do anything much to ruin the property further.
 
Holy shit, this is an incredible ending to the domehouse tranch arc. Honestly much more trash and damage than I imagined. Some thoughts:

The way someone smashed up that Nissan Leaf is such male-pattern destruction. There's no benefit to destroying it. It took energy to destroy it. But a couple of dudes got bats and cans of spray paint and went out there and destroyed it for twenty minutes because they're mad at Bonnie.

These people are so obviously completely out of control and insane. For anyone in the pacific northwest, it reminds me a ton of homeless complexes, where you see a plume of pointless trash and hoarded shit spilling out, but the homeless crazy addict hoarder keeps acquiring more pointless garbage, not just one or two stolen bikes but STACKS of bikes, towers of bikes.

There's something about these people I find hard to tease out. But it's something like, you know how they seem to think that they should live as women in a glorious anarchist utopia? But all normal people know that, you know... being an adult is full of a lot of daily bullshit you have to keep up with whether or not you want to. You have to do stuff like laundry, getting oil changes for your car, taking your books back to the library, cleaning the toilet once in a while. It isn't that you love doing that stuff. It's just part of life, and you have to do it sometimes or your house and life completely fall apart and then it's much harder to get things back under control.

But it seems to me that these people have genuine mental problems, exacerbated by the weird online cult bubbles they live in, and then radically increased by society's current coddling of their bullshit, where they expect to not have to do any of that stuff normal life involves. They shouldn't have to do the labor women do to look nice, people should just find them hot. They shouldn't have to work to eat, the government should give them UBI. They shouldn't have to do any research about how to build a run-in shed, their first bullshit idea should just be better than the accumulated knowledge of farmers.

It's sort of like the attitudes hardcore addicts have, but even crazier IMO.

Very interesting case study in genuine mental illness+pornsickness+fetish+social media+cultural fad. I'd be very curious to see how these people score on tests that assess personality disorders.

Practical question: is it possible that rural Westcliffe doesn't have trash collection, and you're supposed to take your own trash to the dump? I can easily imagine this getting completely out of control for the troon cult. ("We shouldn't have to do that!" and resentment paralysis.)
 
Practical question: is it possible that rural Westcliffe doesn't have trash collection, and you're supposed to take your own trash to the dump? I can easily imagine this getting completely out of control for the troon cult. ("We shouldn't have to do that!" and resentment paralysis.)
They don't have municipal trash collection. You either do it yourself or you pay a private company. See below from the HOA's covenants and the Custer County Homeowner's Packet.

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https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B5...dk0/view?resourcekey=0-AskRO7Ja3V4SLKvBZisHgQ

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http://www.custercountygov.com/pdf/HomeownersPacket.pdf

Hopefully their neighbors have been using the complaint form found here:
https://sites.google.com/site/coloradocramra/property-clean-up
 
But we don't know for how long. He still lost his business, he lost almost all of his herd, he lost a ton of gibs and is running on the goodwill of other troons with patreon, he still likely has to take shitty contracting jobs with no healthcare, he lost his tranch gunclub and militia, he's forced into silence on twitter aside from ranchpost if that's still being updated, he lost all the puff pieces about him, he lost so much. He gained a house and didn't have to deal with Bonnie's crap, but he's slowly exhausting all his safety nets and turning his current home into a biohazard again.
And he's still stuck with Kevin. Which is a fate I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
 
But we don't know for how long. He still lost his business, he lost almost all of his herd, he lost a ton of gibs and is running on the goodwill of other troons with patreon, he still likely has to take shitty contracting jobs with no healthcare, he lost his tranch gunclub and militia, he's forced into silence on twitter aside from ranchpost if that's still being updated, he lost all the puff pieces about him, he lost so much. He gained a house and didn't have to deal with Bonnie's crap, but he's slowly exhausting all his safety nets and turning his current home into a biohazard again.
Didn't he also lose his teeth?
 
Practical question: is it possible that rural Westcliffe doesn't have trash collection, and you're supposed to take your own trash to the dump? I can easily imagine this getting completely out of control for the troon cult. ("We shouldn't have to do that!" and resentment paralysis.)
They WERE the trash collection. They had a contract with Custer county for recycling trash in their area. You can guess how that turned out.
 
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These people don't care since they only live in the moment in their bubble. Everything bad that happens wasn't their fault, so no need to reflect on anybody it.
Very much. The cows tend not to wallow in their own failure, it's a "woe is me" until a shiny distraction comes and then it's back to business since their focuses are narrow. It's more to ease farmers who might think that Penny is getting away Scott Free: he's not having to clean his hoard, yes, nor will he have to pay bills, but even then he's still likely suffering the consequences of his actions even if he doesn't realize they were partially or mostly his fault. Even when he was at the dome, he was suffering the natural gas tank being towed away and having to rig a shit one & keep refilling it instead. He's a parasite that ruins the lives and land around him but he's also a fool who keeps walking into his own traps and ruins himself too. It's easy to think that at a glance, Penny doesn't have to suffer because fat Pablo suffers instead. But with a little examination, Penny is just suffering differently, or not a direct consequence of the land (which was legitimately Bonnie's responsibility). He can fuck up this new property instead and be left with the main bag on that one.

Besides, we don't even know what Penny's finances look like. I'm sure he's not burying himself in a mountain of credit card debt or filing really shitty taxes, no sir.

Didn't he also lose his teeth?
Just one side so far. Penny and a few others bemoan his teeth but I'm guessing Penny is too scared or too lazy to actually see a doctor and would rather just run himself to exhaustion. He does that with his otherbody ailments, likely to pretend to be strong in his mind.
 
Wow, the state of the tranch is shocking. Like, we knew it was bad, but that attic is jam packed. And it had to have been picked over before they left as to not leave behind a single transformer, stuffed animal, or a MTG card.

I do start to feel a little sorry for Paul while looking at those pictures. It seems like an insurmountable amount of work that will cost him thousands of dollars just to deal with the trash, let alone repairing all the damage to the house and property. But then I remember that he was there for a portion of that time and there are photos of him living amongst the hoard. He knew what those people were like, but left them there for two years and made no efforts to remove them. He knew they were doing this, and now he wants sympathy? It's almost as much his fault as it is theirs.

Anyway, how is everyone's weekend going? So far, I've gathered three boxes of things to donate and my garbage can is nearly full of junk. I even wiped down my fridge and my (non-melted) stove. Maybe the tranch is actually inspiring after all?
 
Wow, the state of the tranch is shocking. Like, we knew it was bad, but that attic is jam packed. And it had to have been picked over before they left as to not leave behind a single transformer, stuffed animal, or a MTG card.

I do start to feel a little sorry for Paul while looking at those pictures. It seems like an insurmountable amount of work that will cost him thousands of dollars just to deal with the trash, let alone repairing all the damage to the house and property. But then I remember that he was there for a portion of that time and there are photos of him living amongst the hoard. He knew what those people were like, but left them there for two years and made no efforts to remove them. He knew they were doing this, and now he wants sympathy? It's almost as much his fault as it is theirs.

Anyway, how is everyone's weekend going? So far, I've gathered three boxes of things to donate and my garbage can is nearly full of junk. I even wiped down my fridge and my (non-melted) stove. Maybe the tranch is actually inspiring after all?
>The knobs on your stove are unmelted

Bigot.
 
Then again, Paul reckons he can break even by selling it as-is? Colorado property prices do be like that.
Paul is a retard. He will not beak even, I doubt he will even be able to sell it at any price.
1, The land is completely destroyed, all topsoil is lost and it just looks like a moonscape.
2, The buildings are basically condemned for human habitation at this point. (Minus the parts of the building they used as firewood.)
3, Land is cheap out in the middle of nowhere. After you turn it to a martian desert the value of the land basically becomes zero.
4, The land has several serious and very expensive biohazards that any new owner till take on liability on. (massgraves of hundreds of medium sized farm animals)

The worth of the land is negative. Possibly significantly negative. He will never sell it. His only option is to default on the loan so the bank will repossess it and take over liability for 4.
 
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