Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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"Yeah chuds I groom children for my sick fetish what you gonna do about? Is it to based for you?"

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The self insert anime charecter is also just the icing on the cake with this "meme"
 
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Hal said:
"Yeah chuds I groom children for my sick fetish what you gonna do about? Is it to based for you?"

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The self insert anime charecter is also just the icing on the cake with this "meme"
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Poor cuckas, he had to draw it himself because no amount of money would allow him to commission an artist willing to enable his stupidity...
 
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Hal said:
"Yeah chuds I groom children for my sick fetish what you gonna do about? Is it to based for you?"

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The self insert anime charecter is also just the icing on the cake with this "meme"
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Erm actually bigot it's called "youth healthcare" :smug:
[Keffal's servant Tipster keeps up the drama with his former "toxic" friends whose community he "left" from.]
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Surprise guest appearance from Jalyn, a YouTuber who's sexually attracted to Keffals for some reason.

Something Awful said:
Oh, and his Tipster video was "farming commentary bros for reactions". I don't know, this shit is so sad that it just bums me out, I feel like quitting this thread until he's back on meth again.
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Yes, Augie did react to this in his stream and made some superchat money, what an own.
 
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Poor cuckas, he had to draw it himself because no amount of money would allow him to commission an artist willing to enable his stupidity...
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He literally charges people $200 dollars for their own custom wiggler on his patreon, so he definitely has an artist who could make him shit. Of course, why pay one of your artists when you can spend that money on some benzos?
 
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Punished Neco said:
This is weird because as explained by Canuck users it is nearly impossible for Keffals to have gotten into a non private rehab with only 3 days notice/trying. Plus we know that the supposed place is a private facility.
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If it's a private facility, Keffals paid entirely out of pocket and it's somewhat plausible a 3 day admittance was possible.

What makes the story incredibly unlikely is that Keffals talked about being a coked out binge drinker like a teenager. Some of us were actual addicts, Keffals is very transparently embellishing every aspect of that story. He does not need nor did he ever need rehab, he's a weekend warrior who does a line or two of coke and gets fucked up with his friends. Actual addicts can and will burn their entire life to the ground in a heartbeat, the only thing that's important to them is their drug of choice. Keffals cannot begin to imagine the level of self-destruction one can do to their life, nor the amount of actual hard work it takes to resurrect it.

It actually makes me apologetically MATI how this retard can masquerade not only as a woman but as someone who's an addict. The shit we all go through is not a mask for you to wear so you can accrue pity on the internet, Lucas.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
It actually makes me apologetically MATI how this retard can masquerade not only as a woman but as someone who's an addict. The shit we all go through is not a mask for you to wear so you can accrue pity on the internet, Lucas.
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My very sincere sympathies to anyone here who's actually rebuilt their lives from a genuine hard-drug addiction. Among his many OTHER crimes the freak is committing some massive "stolen valor" and I can't even imagine how bad the temptation to plant a steak knife in his liver for it must be for anyone who's been rescued from that hell.
 
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
He literally charges people $200 dollars for their own custom wiggler on his patreon, so he definitely has an artist who could make him shit. Of course, why pay one of your artists when you can spend that money on some benzos?
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YOU ARE SO MEAN AND IGNORANT!
Queen queffals is too traumatized by the swatting from Doxbin THE EVIL KIWIFARMS and has become uncapable of dilating when fully sober.
HE NEED HIS cocaine MEDS.
DO YOU WISH FOR HIS eldritch BEAUTIFUL axe wound NEOVAGINA, DESIGNED TO BE inferior SUPERIOR THAN sticking your dick into a meat grinder THE REAL THING and barely used because the guy's a cuck, TO CLOSE FOREVER?
How HATEFUL and based TRANSPHOBIC you are, you fucking NIGGERFAGGOT!
 
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Solid Hyrax said:
I noticed Lucas hasn't streamed yesterday when it usually coincides with Null's weekly stream. Was it because Josh announced it will be delayed? Was it because of something totally unrelated?
Who knows.
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Or he might have realised that while there are a couple of autists over at Kiwifarms that watch his streams just for sneeding purposes, they won't miss Jersh his MATI stream over his. His viewership is hovering around 300 (most of the times well under 300) viewers so it might be him realising that he needs Kiwifarms to pad his numbers a bit.
 
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Solid Hyrax said:
I noticed Lucas hasn't streamed yesterday when it usually coincides with Null's weekly stream. Was it because Josh announced it will be delayed? Was it because of something totally unrelated?
Who knows.
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That Tipster video was filmed outside in a park/grassy area because Keffals was in the process of moving out of the luxury apartment complex and had packed up the computer already.

The UK Visa application was accepted yesterday and Keffals will be moving to the UK "later this month" so I'd hazard a guess that we'll be spared the streams for at least another week, potentially 2. Sadly when they return they will once again be on Twitch so no x2 replay like I can do on Youtube (Also getting whiplash from the amount of times Keffals is changing streaming platforms tbh)

That being said Keffals is starting to attempt to be a edgy Twitter poster again so we've got that to look forward to I guess.

Actually thinking about it this whole scenario is actually idiotic if you think about it, Keffals attempted to "dox proof" the new luxury apartment, then is still doxed (the building at least) and then proceeds to totally ignore that fact and act like they can't do certain activities (like cooking streams which is an actual example given) because it might result in them being doxed.... despite it already having been doxed.
.... Presumably will now proceed to be moving in with EFNO even though EFNO has already been doxed. It's not like EFNO moved.
Make that make sense, I can't.
 
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Punished Neco said:
Actually thinking about it this whole scenario is actually idiotic if you think about it, Keffals attempted to "dox proof" the new luxury apartment, then is still doxed (the building at least) and then proceeds to totally ignore that fact and act like they can't do certain activities (like cooking streams which is an actual example given) because it might result in them being doxed.... despite it already having been doxed.
.... Presumably will now proceed to be moving in with EFNO even though EFNO has already been doxed. It's not like EFNO moved.
Make that make sense, I can't.
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At this point I am starting to believe more and more this nigger wasn't swatted by a weirdo internet troll. One of my theories is that he just noticed that his dox were appearing on certain websites and he thought this would be a great move to make a jump in being popular on the internet, which is the only thing other than seething, coping and dilation Lucas lives for.

Glad it worked out so well for Lucas.
 
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Punished Neco said:
The UK Visa application was accepted yesterday and Keffals will be moving to the UK "later this month"
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Yep, the chihuahua fucker is definitely going to have some 'emergency' that's going to stop him from appearing at kangaroo court for his lolsuit against the coppers, or his flight back to Canada will be mysteriously cancelled on the day and he'll miss the entire hearing. $100 000 USD put to good use... leaving town.

Hmm. :thinking:I wonder why.
 
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Punished Neco said:
Make that make sense, I can't.
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The biggest thing that ever happened to Queen Clara was the threats to the government officials. The stink of KefFAILure:
* run for office
* solo charity events
* playing games on stream
* political commentator
* calling for people to be fake blacks for online harassment.

Picking fights with various social media people was a success with an example being Destiny. Being 'edgy' ups the chance for an online fight to rally the base.

After being a KefFAILure at taking drugs the cum back tour was pick a fight with Leafy and the fake tipster thing. Going to a known location means a 3rd party can try some IRL harassment in some way. The risk of KefFAILure with a faked swatting can exist but if there is no uptick in cashflow perhaps the milk of a confirmed faked swatting can happen VS just trying for fake drama. For more milk we might get lucky and there will be unpaid taxes in Canada and the end result will be a revoked visa.

Mizzy wants 'celebrity boxing' .... wonder how much of a purse it would take for that clown and Queen of findomming Clara to step into a ring now that they will both be on the same land mass?
 
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AutoClownMaker said:
The biggest thing that ever happened to Queen Clara was the threats to the government officials. The stink of KefFAILure:
* run for office
* solo charity events
* playing games on stream
* political commentator
* calling for people to be fake blacks for online harassment.

After being a KefFAILure at taking drugs the cum back tour was pick a fight with Leafy and the fake tipster thing. Going to a known location means a 3rd party can try some IRL harassment in some way. The risk of KefFAILure with a faked swatting can exist but if there is no uptick in cashflow perhaps the milk of a confirmed faked swatting can happen VS just trying for fake drama. For more milk we might get lucky and there will be unpaid taxes in Canada and the end result will be a revoked visa.

Mizzy wants 'celebrity boxing' .... wonder how much of a purse it would take for that clown and Queen of findomming Clara to step into a ring now that they will both be on the same land mass?
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You forgot to mention the porn movies, easily the biggest accomplishments in cuckas life.

I think he will take part of at least one last lolcow crossover episode, hopefully with a top cow like Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Ralpha male, sterling or anissa and anissa's slave, but more likely it will be with one of the other trooncows, so it's either shrek labelle, yaniv, bud light's top sponsor or the thwomp.
 
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Punished Neco said:
That Tipster video was filmed outside in a park/grassy area because Keffals was in the process of moving out of the luxury apartment complex and had packed up the computer already.

The UK Visa application was accepted yesterday and Keffals will be moving to the UK "later this month" so I'd hazard a guess that we'll be spared the streams for at least another week, potentially 2. Sadly when they return they will once again be on Twitch so no x2 replay like I can do on Youtube (Also getting whiplash from the amount of times Keffals is changing streaming platforms tbh)

That being said Keffals is starting to attempt to be a edgy Twitter poster again so we've got that to look forward to I guess.

Actually thinking about it this whole scenario is actually idiotic if you think about it, Keffals attempted to "dox proof" the new luxury apartment, then is still doxed (the building at least) and then proceeds to totally ignore that fact and act like they can't do certain activities (like cooking streams which is an actual example given) because it might result in them being doxed.... despite it already having been doxed.
.... Presumably will now proceed to be moving in with EFNO even though EFNO has already been doxed. It's not like EFNO moved.
Make that make sense, I can't.
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Does Canada require expats to pay domestic taxes like the US does?
 
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