Business New anti-theft Walgreens store has just 2 aisles of touchable merchandise - Chicago store requires you to order/pay from a kiosk and wait for an employee to fetch your purchase from the back

May 31, 2023 2:49 PM

CHICAGO — During an earnings call with Walgreens investors earlier this year, the company’s chief financial officer opined that his fellow executives may have overstated the effects of organized shoplifting rings on its operations.

“Maybe we cried too much last year,” James Kehoe said.

Good luck balancing that cheery, non-crying analysis with what you see when you walk into the company’s freshly redesigned store at 2 East Roosevelt in downtown Chicago.

In what was once a typical Walgreens, there are now just two short aisles of so-called “essentials” where “customers may shop for themselves.” If you want anything else—a bottle of booze, a deodorant brand deemed “non-essential”—you’ll need to order it at a kiosk and pick it up at the counter.

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At the new Walgreens concept store at 2 East Roosevelt in downtown Chicago, this—plus a small bank of refrigerated items behind the camera—is the full selection of merchandise you are allowed to touch. | CWBChicago

After undergoing a few weeks of construction, the store reopened on Tuesday. The pharmacy is in the back and to the left, equipped with a fancy new kiosk system of its own. An employee will teach you how to use it.

To the right, gated by anti-shoplifting devices to protect the inventory, two rows of low-rise shelves offer a very limited selection of those so-called “essentials.” Unlike the tall shelves you’re used to seeing in your neighborhood Walgreens, this store’s shelves are no more than five feet tall, giving everyone a clear look at what everyone else is up to.

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A handful of self-serve kiosks allow customers to shop the store’s “full selection” electronically. | CWBChicago

When we visited the one-of-a-kind store on Wednesday morning, two employees were dedicated to the “shop for yourself” section.

But if you want anything other than the very basic of basics, you’ll need to use one of the iPad-like “kiosks,” where a sign invites you to “Let us do the shopping” from the store’s “full selection.”

After placing your order, a plastic-framed sign next to the computer instructs, you should “relax while we shop for you.” When your order is ready, head to the pickup/FedEx/Western Union counter to claim your goods.

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Customers claim and pay for their kiosk-ordered purchases at a counter where FedEx and Western Union services are also offered. | CWBChicago

On Thursday, a company spokesperson said Walgreens is “testing a new experience at this store with new concepts, technologies, and practices to enhance the experiences of our customers and team members.”

“It will continue to offer retail products and pharmacy services, just with a new look and feel that focuses on shopping digitally for convenience. Inside the store, customers will find an area where they can pick-up orders, digital kiosks for placing an order, as well as an area to shop for essential items.”

So, how was our visit? Weird.

After browsing both aisles of touchable merchandise, our intrepid reporter decided to buy an ice-cold Coca-Cola, priced at $1.89 or two for $3.

To start the check-out experience, an employee used their name tag to bring one of the self-serve stations to life.

It promptly charged our reporter $2.89 for the $1.89 soda. Plus tax, of course.

The error was quickly remedied with the help of both “shop for yourself” attendants.

Propped on the sidewalk at the corner of State and Roosevelt, a sandwich board boasts that the company has “built a better Walgreens.”

You can judge that for yourself between 7 a.m. and 10 p.m. daily.

A reader who lives near the Walgreens contacted the company after it shuttered for remodeling, wondering if the store had closed permanently. In mid-May, that reader sent us a copy of the response they said they received.

The response said the store was “undergoing a remodeling effort for Walgreens to test new concepts, technologies and practices aimed at bringing the community a greater convenience and safety for our customers, patients and team members.”

“This redesigned store will have the latest in e-commerce offerings to increase customer service, mitigate theft and increase safety for customers and employees—all the while, continuing to have a full service pharmacy for our patients.”

It went on to say the remodeled store will have “a new look and feel, focused on getting customers to place orders ahead of time digitally at Walgreens.com or in the Walgreens app for in-store Pickup. Customers who don’t place an order in advance will still be able to order in-store by placing orders from our kiosks—with Walgreens team members available to offer assistance.”

The store would also “include an ‘Essentials’ area where customers may shop for themselves from a selection of essential and convenience items.”

“We are targeting re-opening the full store Memorial Day weekend,” it said. The store reopened on Tuesday, the day after Memorial Day.

After this story was published, a Walgreens spokesperson told CWBChicago that she is the only person authorized to speak about the new store and she did not create the letter that our reader received. On Friday, the spokesperson said the letter “was not sent from Walgreens to a customer.”

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Newsome is weirdly quiet about "shutting down walgreens" a bit after too. Coincidence? These dumb faggots finally figured out who's paying for their communist utopia experiment and they thought siccing their nogs at them would work.

Especially after crippling our fucking economy. Three times. In a fucking row. Cuz muh raytheon/moderna/trannies
Elon finally let me back on Twitter, and all I see Newsom do is bitch about what other states are doing. California is on fire and falling apart, and he's too busy bitching about Civil Rights violations and shit in other states.
 
This is going to be so fun for the Wagies because Point of Sales Systems are complete fucking trash and every retard who doesn't understand this fact seems to think that if they insist "THE COMPLETELY INFALLABLE COMPUTER" says that there is a can of Nigger Brand Watermelon Juice in the store then it has to be somewhere and you have to search every single shelf and box in the back until you find it. Edit : And I say this not because I think Wagies are smart..but because I have seen Inventory Systems come up with amounts that are physically impossible. I have used an absolutely awful self service kiosk with anti nigger tech
After filling your cart, you go to an aisle with several kiosks. you scan the items yourself and place them in a ground level plate. good for squats if you have fragile items or are above 4'3"
trying to purchase more than 1 of the same? scan and place. tried to scan the same X times to save time? scan and place
low weight item? good luck getting the machine to detect that. if you use your finger to try to add some weight to fix it, it sounds an alarm since it thinks you are trying to pass a heavier item as whatever you paid for
living near niggers literally reduces your quality of life
 
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AND it has the added benefit of stopping niggers from stealing shit… or at least having to get a job there to steal from it.
Also if the junkies and crackheads and professional thieves know they can't steal anything from the place, they won't be around stinking up the joint.

It's not people stealing a candy bar that are putting places out of business, it's people who come in, break open display cases, and steal literally every razor blade in the store in a minute and just walk right out. Small, high ticket, you can steal a few grand of them in a minute, and easily turn them around and sell them on Amazon or eBay.

When you see suspiciously cheap razor blades (and similar items) on these sites, they're usually stolen.
 
This the future, least in certain big cities, and likely some other places. Don't see it on base because people behave there.

As an aside, have noticed more and more self-checkouts at the local Costco. Refuse to use them. If I'm paying to shop there in the first place, will be fucked if I'll do my own checking out.
 
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trying to purchase more than 1 of the same? scan and place. tried to scan the same X times to save time? scan and place
And don't even hold the items all at once while you're individually scanning and placing, or the AI camera will assume you're doing some sort of nig-fu to juggle items in and out of the basket, and flag you to security. This happened to me the other day.
 
A handful of small time store owners isn't going to hold the same sway as a massive international corporation
Also accelerating to destroy the few remaining smaller stores that cannot afford to implement these measures or deal with the potential social backlash

well this store in the article still has impulse items for sale. notice in the pic and the article there are two rows of it, but they now call them “essentials”.
I experienced online grocery shopping where at the end it asks you if you want anything extra, and prompts you with the sort of items you would find near the cashier. I did actually end up buying a pack of gum.
 
And don't even hold the items all at once while you're individually scanning and placing, or the AI camera will assume you're doing some sort of nig-fu to juggle items in and out of the basket, and flag you to security. This happened to me the other day.
It happens from me time to time too. If I get more than one thing; I'll use one to scan while putting the others in my bag, machine will lock up and get the attendant to come over and do a count check.
 
I have used an absolutely awful self service kiosk with anti nigger tech

Most of my experience is from Walmart with the basic self checkouts but with as much bullshit as the self checkout makes you go through, the chimps manning the station don't ever do anything to either help customers checkout or to deter shoplifting. The self checkout stops you from continuing, an alarm or loud voice might sound and then a negress waddles over and swipes a card or enters a code with the most bored look on her face and then waddles away without any explanation.
 
Also if the junkies and crackheads and professional thieves know they can't steal anything from the place, they won't be around stinking up the joint.

It's not people stealing a candy bar that are putting places out of business, it's people who come in, break open display cases, and steal literally every razor blade in the store in a minute and just walk right out. Small, high ticket, you can steal a few grand of them in a minute, and easily turn them around and sell them on Amazon or eBay.

When you see suspiciously cheap razor blades (and similar items) on these sites, they're usually stolen.
Sometimes they come from a neighboring shithole so they can sell them in the bodegas they run. Hard to make a profit on retail price, so they just up and steal them.
or are above 4'3" trying to purchase more than 1 of the same? scan and place. tried to scan the same X times to save time? scan and place low weight item
God I hate that. It slows everything down because I need to place an item down before I can scan the next item.

As an autistic side note unrelated to either post I am quoting, I'm absolutely delighted by how many people know this is similar to how stores were run before self-service.
 
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I doubt they'll actually be able to do this thanks to civil rights laws.

This was already a couple years ago but Asian shopkeepers in Philly got sick of niggers stealing so they put up bulletproof glass and wire cages and the niggers sued and a judge ruled that they had to take all that shit down because racism or something.

Benjamin Crumb and Al Sharpton are probably licking their lips and firing up their Outlook clients as we speak.
they didnt sue, the progressive city council banned them because over beautification issues. the solution ended up being what the other poster said, close the store entirely and shop through a slot in the door.
 
I love Argos, the stock management is very accurate, so you can check online to see if they have what you want rather than wasting your time.
Also because their stock management is on point, they are one of the very few places in rural UK who offer same day delivery (on items that are in stock in your local store).
You can see on the display thingys in store how many items are in stock, order and voila a few mins later you are packed, paid and on your way. There is no wandering around looking for shit, there is less chance of stuff having been molested by other shop goers.

AND it has the added benefit of stopping niggers from stealing shit… or at least having to get a job there to steal from it.

Yup. Argos is the future.

(This post was not spondored by Argos, I have no affiliation with Argos or niggers in general).
Another benefit of this mode of operation for the store is that they can have a much smaller sales floor, because they don't need to have at least one of everything out for people to touch and look at, just items they especially want you to look at physically. Everything else is just pictures in the catalogue or online. All the stock can be in the back, packed more efficiently and neatly because warehouse monkeys will be fetching it rather than having to have it all be out in reach of the public. Commercial real estate costs a fortune so this can be a huge saving, and lets them have a much wider range of goods available than they could reasonably put on display in a small retail shopping space.
 
I don't really have a problem with the store style, to be honest. It was either this or automats with armored doors to keep the nignogs out.

It's kind of bittersweet and sad to see, though. As someone commented, societal trust is dropping. And we really only have ourselves to blame in a generalized sense.
 
Who codes this shitty software? Is this some pajeet shit? Is there no sanity checking to check that having a negative number of something is literally impossible?
It's not just the software - it ultimately comes down to the employees who do not give a single fuck.

Most retail stores do "counts" - periodic manual counts of inventory items to validate the computer's data. In my retail time, this would take 1-2 hours every single day.

The computer would spit out a list of items with notation of how many it thinks you should have and you would have to count them then enter in the real amount.

This goes one of two ways
1) You meticulously count a huge list of items across several hours. You navigate similar SKU items (Coke 16oz bottle vs Coke 20oz bottle for example) and if you run into any issues you have to call your manager (who isn't there) and call him in to fix it and explain the issue.

2) You take 3 minutes and give the computer the answer it's looking for and then fuck around for 3 hours.

You can probably guess the most popular option.
 
2) You take 3 minutes and give the computer the answer it's looking for and then fuck around for 3 hours.

You can probably guess the most popular option.
Yes, but a negative number of an item is obviously incorrect. That's the whole point of a software sanity check. It eliminates results that couldn't possibly be correct.
Skynet was just an AI designed to stop niggers...
The problem is Skynet had standards and decided that by its standards, we're ALL niggers.
 
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Yes, but a negative number of an item is obviously incorrect. That's the whole point of a software sanity check. It eliminates results that couldn't possibly be correct.
I get it, I do - I'm just saying that 15 year old Tanner Glass would frequently put in -3 and get back to work instead of spending time dealing with the root cause (which I don't have access to anyhow).

Typically the computer will allow negative numbers intentionally because that's how much surplus you would likely have somewhere else if you were to do an investigation.

For example if I worked in a Walgreens and we had -10 20oz Coke Bottles it would be a sign to check out how many 16oz Coke Bottles we had vs inventory - if we had 10 more 16oz then I'd have to request a correction and explain "missing 10 of these, 10 extra of these" and check the barcodes/boxes/etc and explain how it happened.

Alternatively checking old receipts and auditing that way (aka someone buys a PS3 and then an Xbox copy of <POPULAR GAME>; likely a scan mistake).

There are tons of similar SKU items in any store - different versions, sizes, whatever.

EDIT - Also even if the computer knows that -10 is wrong, it has no idea what is right. 0 is likely wrong and any that are on hand and get sold will just move the inventory negative again.
 
You can see on the display thingys in store how many items are in stock, order and voila a few mins later you are packed, paid and on your way. There is no wandering around looking for shit, there is less chance of stuff having been molested by other shop goers.

By Odin's hairy asshole, I am not going to buy a fresh pineapple or an avocado unmolested. I am going to go all Biden on those things, touching them all very inappropriately, squeezing and fondling them shamelessly until I find the one that is just the right ripeness for my perverse desires. I will not be cucked by a "Shopping Assistant", only able to get their sloppy produce-seconds.
 
Walgreens is typically the store of last resort. It's what you often find as the last store standing in diverse urban environments. Their prices are usually far higher than what you'd pay at any reputable store.

On the self checkout front I really like Home Depot(where I am). Just a hand scanner, no scale. I wish there was a quick way to say '14' of X, but even knowing you have 14 and just scanning the item 14 times is far simpler than most other places and since I know I have 14 it's often faster than the checker counting them 3 times. Also they have a nice screen that shows how many you scanned so you can quickly double check.
 
Talk about going back nearly a century. Grocery and drug stores back in those days basically did this exact same thing. Except seeing it in the here-and-now, it's a result of low-trust civil society, which is what Chicago has sewn with its corrupt progressive liberal governance.

You can bet that more stores that operate in this manner will start popping up in major cities like NYC, Portland, Seattle, San Francisco, etc. in areas of high crime and general anarcho-tyranny.
 
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