Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?

  • Straight- He wants to bang the Beetle Princess and/or Sylvie

    Votes: 27 6.2%

  • Gay- He wants to bang Frogman

    Votes: 210 48.4%

  • Bisexual- He's down for a threesome with the Beetle Princess and Frogman

    Votes: 101 23.3%

  • Asexual- Like he even thinks about getting laid

    Votes: 96 22.1%
  • Total voters
    434
demicolon said:
It's an episodic VN where Sylvie, Froggy and Woggie are childhood friends growing up in the sleepy village of Genoma, OZ. The Genoma Institute of Public Sanitation releases chemicals into the water that make Genoma residents gay serial killers and Sylvie is a time traveller who reverts to the beginning if you fail to stop Woggie or Froggy from becoming seropositive. Your job as a player is to identify who is and isn't gay, which changes each playthrough, gather clues leading you to avoid bad endings and free Genoma from the damn, dirty homos once and for all.
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That actually sounds interesting. Much more interesting than anything Cynthia has put out.

Woggie's child bride said:
t's nice to see at least someone appreciates her true and honest vision of a world without heroes engaging in gay interracial sex or becoming 50 feet tall and breathing fire.
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Woggie becoming a giant kaiju and quad wielding uzis while breathing fire has to be one of the endings we get. Maybe not necessarily the best ending but it does have to be a possibility. It's such a part of Wogglelore at this point that to ignore it would be silly.

Pedophobe said:
She would hate hate HATE it because it's set in Oz not Genoma where Mr. Wogglebug belongs as if he had never been in Oz to begin with.
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She hates anything that isn't 100% her vision.
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
She liked and fully endorsed some troll fanfics.
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The ones that were subtle enough not to be too obvious. So long as they didn't come out and say that Woggy and Froggy were having gay buttsex all over Genoma she was fine. I mean that "choose your own adventure" book which was one part trollfic and one part AI whatthefuckery was approved because at all times it could be seen as being innocent. And because she didn't read the entire thing and never saw the parts that cast doubt on the whole affair she was fine.

After all, we had members of the forum who were trolls and she accepted them as true and honest fans because they only praised Woggy.

Cynthia has to be legit retarded or at least the very lower end of "average".
 
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New Discount on Plushies and a New Poll.​

Cynthia loses yet another lead voice actor, the Wogglecurse strikes again!
Fourth or fifth time now is it?

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Great way to honor Patrick Montello's memory @WogglebugLover, by completely scrubbing him from everything he ever worked on for you!
Work he did entirely pro bono I might add...
You stupid stupid cunt Cherie!
Charles Thall made the right call, run...

Last/this week I couldn't be fucked doing whatever this is, Groundwoggle Day.
So here's an active of her spamming the literal same exact Woggle Vlog ad nauseam over the course of the entire week, desperately trying to push her discount for a product nobody wants.
She uploaded, took down, renamed and reuploaded this same video daily multiple times over of the past week, trying pathetically to get it to pop up in people's feeds.

Surly that goes again YT's TOS for spamming promotions no?

And these two reuploaded about 3 times


In the middle of the financialbug crisis Cherie decided it would be a fantastic idea to rehire her old "children's picture book author" at great expanse...

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This creep with his Macromedia copy pasted motion tweened digital paper doll mobile game circa 2013 ass looking Candy Land knockoff designs is asking for 200 Wogglebucks.
He should have asked for double...
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
Cherie is the next George Lucas, constantly remaking the same set of movies.
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Yeah but George, for all his faults, is a billionaire and owns not only one of the biggest sound recording studios in the world but a cutting edge special effects company as well. Cynthia has... nothing.

Sure they're both bereft of imagination and rely on other works and tropes to sell their stuff but at least George got rich off of his stuff.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
Yeah but George, for all his faults, is a billionaire and owns not only one of the biggest sound recording studios in the world but a cutting edge special effects company as well. Cynthia has... nothing.

Sure they're both bereft of imagination and rely on other works and tropes to sell their stuff but at least George got rich off of his stuff.
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You're really giving her a big compliment by comparing her to George Lucas without the money...
 
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I can't believe I slept through this thread for almost 10 years. The art alone is worth the price of admission. It's rare when a thread takes me from mild amusement to laughing uncontrollability for ten minutes but man did it happen a lot here.

I love you all, hope the website gets fully online soon so Cynthia can talk with her best friends once again.
 
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