Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Himedall, I know most people in this thread love you but your notion to rely on government is an insult.
Still life is effectively talking mad shit at subhuman politicians (A tradition and right) or talking mad shit at civilians (.gov won't care).

Sarcasm does not come across well in text. I really do not care as long as no one actually gets hurt (get some kind of help from your family and friends or a therapist) , but I do lean toward the explanation that he is actually dangerous on some level. Art is pathological, but him snapping and eating someone else in the chat would be tragedy, not comedy. I would be able to find a laughter in a sting of the LOCALS, and that was all I meant to convey.

To add to the probabibilty, several people in the chat are making (as far as I can tell) legally actionable threats under American law. Combine that with how much government in general like to spend time and resources to enforced petty things, I could see a possibility (albeit small) of it happening. What is more likely an a-log flagging them to LOCALS, which is not funny at all.

Edit: Typo and avoiding a doublepost

Nick said Null alienated people that could help the farms Maybe I was wrong when I said that Nick had nothing to offer to help the farms beside un-banning a twitter account. Actually him helping Null get a 7 figures contract with Rumble could help the farms big times. My guess is that he can't really help that much or doesn't want to help. Maybe Rumble really doesn't like/ see value in Null too.

Didn't Null mention on the last MATI, that his plan to get back on clearnet was to hope Epik recovers because he's tried to get in touch with Rumble himself AND Nick?

It is thought provoking if not insightful to wonder if allowing logging of the chat is the reason Nick is putting forward that they are ghosting Jersh. Unlikely in my opinion, ans more like to be boomer coomer cope, but it is a connection that is possible and I overlooked.

Well done!

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

To add to the probabibilty, several people in the chat are making (as far as I can tell) legally actionable threats under American law. Combine that with how much government in general like to spend time and resources to enforced petty things, I could see a possibility (albeit small) of it happening. What is more likely an a-log flagging them to LOCALS, which is not funny at all.

It's actually quite baffling how Nick is visibly tanking his Rumble and Locals in terms of activity and profitability but Nick himself does not seem to show any hints of them having a talk with them in this regard, especially when he is a rambly drunk. Do they not have someone in the company keeping track of their investments? Rumble has been around for 10 years and only seem to be ramping up super fast in the last year but I would think they'd run a tighter ship. What a head scratcher.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Found the clip of Null asking for Rumble hosting for the Farms and Nick's help:

From this URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MD7gvjYArU

Timestamp begins at: 1,25,41 in the original stream

 

[clipartfan92]

This is from the stream he did with Null. I am sure the actual YT chat was more lively, but there was a bunch of FUN!

If you're talking about the recent I, Hypocrite appearance, I had chat-downloader running, including during the pre-stream. I actually forgot about that whole thing until you mentioned it. json output attached in the 7z file, as well as text output.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Actually him helping Null get a 7 figures contract with Rumble could help the farms big times.

Rekieta did a locals only stream a while ago where he appeared pretty sad about his upcoming meeting with Rumble. I don't think he can get a seven figure contract with Rumble himself. He would be pretty lucky if he can keep his current contarct with Rumble.

Edit:
Clip I was talking about:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-15426249

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-15426249

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Elissa comments on same, with slight variation

Now wait a minute...

I want to circle back to this:
Elissa claims "They wanted to rebrand her channel as mine, both of us post clips to it, and split the profits"...

Does that mean that Faran was trying to mobilize detractor dollars for her channel? She had to read some of Elissa's comment sections and know what's being posted there, right? If that's true, I'm pretty sure that would make her the first orbiter to try and turn on Rekieta.

 

[Pomniman]

Didn't Null mention on the last MATI, that his plan to get back on clearnet was to hope Epik recovers because he's tried to get in touch with Rumble himself AND Nick?

It is thought provoking if not insightful to wonder if allowing logging of the chat is the reason Nick is putting forward that they are ghosting Jersh. Unlikely in my opinion, ans more like to be boomer coomer cope, but it is a connection that is possible and I overlooked.

Well done!

I don't think Nicky Nightshade has that much of an in with locals/rumble xirself. It's a disingenuous point from the balldo camp in general because everyone here will always be collectively thought of as trollterrorist cybervermin (as Ghostler of True Capitalist Radio says) due to the intrinsic nature of the site. You're not going to get millions of dollars pumped into a place like this without completely gutting it because its very existence is perceived as a potential liability to the reputation of any public figure. Even when vaguely similar but more ideologically homogenous groups are tolerated by moneyed interests they're still kept at arm's length and will be cut loose as soon as they're no longer useful.

 

[Chibitzen]

Found the clip of Null asking for Rumble hosting for the Farms and Nick's help:


View attachment 5148742

From this URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MD7gvjYArU

Timestamp begins at: 1,25,41 in the original stream

Thanks for this because inadvertently I went to go read the original stream comments and found this claim (credit to the commenter):

It really wouldn't be that surprising, now would it?

Edit: Arguably, he could've been LARPING his commitment to being a full fledged atheist as well as that is another a grift on its own.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Rekieta did a locals only stream a while ago where he appeared pretty sad about his upcoming meeting with Rumble. I don't think he can get a seven figure contract with Rumble himself. He would be pretty lucky if he can keep his current contarct with Rumble.

I watch and summarise these, but I do not recall this. I recall himself saying he wants to get back sion becuase he has things to talk about and just wants to hang out because they are cook.

You have a rough date range or something?

I don't think Nicky Nightshade has that much of an in with locals/rumble xirself. It's a disingenuous point from the balldo camp in general because everyone here will always be collectively thought of as trollterrorist cybervermin (as Ghostler of True Capitalist Radio says) due to the intrinsic nature of the site. You're not going to get millions of dollars pumped into a place like this without completely gutting it because its very existence is perceived as a potential liability to the reputation of any public figure. Even when vaguely similar but more ideologically homogenous groups are tolerated by moneyed interests they're still kept at arm's length and will be cut loose as soon as they're no longer useful.

I agree that he is trading upon social currency he does not have. This is puffers without any real power or influence behind it.

I am agnostic about whether Nick knows how little clout he has and is a liar or just deluded.

Thanks for this because inadvertently I went to go read the original stream comments and found this claim (credit to the commenter):
View attachment 5148869

It really wouldn't be that surprising, now would it?

Edit: Arguably, he could've been LARPING his commitment to being a full fledged atheist as well as that is another a grift on its own.

Speaking of agnosticism, this is not true. He kept his faith (or lack thereof) out of his early content. During Mignogna and on he took the generic family man 'Christian' title. Now I know that his failure to elaborate was not due to anti-proselyte respect for others' opinions, but shallow excuse for faith.

As has been documented, he has the thinnest of core principles in religion and might as well be an Agnostic. At no point did he demonstrate radical or passive Athiesm

EDIT: Missed reply

If you're talking about the recent I, Hypocrite appearance, I had chat-downloader running, including during the pre-stream. I actually forgot about that whole thing until you mentioned it. json output attached in the 7z file, as well as text output.

That is the one. A quick look on mobile browser seems interesting. I will probably rip highlights from the period they talked about his thread.

 

[Chibitzen]

I just wanted to point out that Nick being hellbent on cloning American Beauty as his mid-life crisis is absolutely horrifying to me because one of the plot points is an adult (Lester) trying to fuck an underage girl (Angela). We're not talking 19 and 17, we're talking a man with a child the same age as the girl he's trying to fuck.

Hurl.

She swung (ha!) between loving the farms, to siding with Nick, back to the farms again (that post) now to hating the farms and Nick (now).

Himedall, I know most people in this thread love you but your notion to rely on government is an insult.

What have you done, former animewoman!? Bloody hell! The magic phrase! You've used the magic phrase and have brought ruin upon us all! This phrase contains the very same dark elements that summons Cynthia and her unintelligible psychobabble! Now her and her cat-children will be back upon us and terrorize us all!

Nothing summons a lurking Cynthia faster than seeing our dear Logger receive due credit and praise. Her jealous seethe and whinge about gossip on a gossip forum rivals even the Creator.

Anyway, we will pretend this didn't happen. I'm going to pull out my die set ahead of time and be prepared to roll for brain damage. Which one is for daggers again?

Edit:

As has been documented, he has the thinnest of core principles in religion and might as well be an Agnostic. At no point did he demonstrate radical or passive Athiesm

I'm much more willing to believe he is Agnostic if he believes anything at all (which wouldn't make him atheist), simply because it's the laziest take.

 

[Swole McPole]

I am agnostic about whether Nick knows how little clout he has and is a liar or just deluded.

I couldn't help but laugh when he went on about 'do you know how much influence Kiwifarms has in the real world? Zero!'

How much influence does this drunken retard think HE has, FFS? And which of the two has had the biggest and longest lasting influence on the culture? Sure, there'll be a handful of people who remember him for Balldos and bad tattoos -- but they'll all be Kiwifarmers. Maybe a handful of Lawtubers who occasionally ask 'whatever happened to that guy with the nose who used to get drunk a lot?'

And I suppose a handful of wine moms and their simps will always keep a place for Nick in their slack, worn out pussies.

Not my idea of clout though. Sure, compared to his locals audience, the man is a king. In the real world? Not so much.

 

[Chibitzen]

Not my idea of clout though. Sure, compared to his locals audience, the man is a king. In the real world? Not so much.

You may have explained a major reason why he's retreated from his role. He's taken his internet clout and translated it into the real world as best as he could by buying fancy cars and fancy experiences (Hedonism II). However, he's used to having things paid for him, so it can't be that exciting. With limited faith (edit: or just flimsy belief in anything period), there's little outside of his core group that can hold his interest for very long socially. What does he do other than go to gay bars to find more unexplored pleasures of life.

Whatever the top of his game is for him, maybe it isn't really that appealing. It's not like he's going to suddenly develop a highly desirable trait that will make him indispensable. So he's not changing careers or "branching out" anytime soon.

Outside of being a drunk but legal wordsmith who is occasionally entertaining, that's his only specialty. To a dwindling audience... and the alcohol has already started to impact his intelligence and judgement.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

What have you done, former animewoman!? Bloody hell! The magic phrase! You've used the magic phrase and have brought ruin upon us all! This phrase contains the very same dark elements that summons Cynthia and her unintelligible psychobabble! Now her and her cat-children will be back upon us and terrorize us all!

Nothing summons a lurking Cynthia faster than seeing our dear Logger receive due credit and praise. Her jealous seethe and whinge about gossip on a gossip forum rivals even the Creator.

I might be in the minority, but I think Cynthia is fine. She is just retarded on the topic of Nick and LOCALS becuase of a too close emotional connection. If you met her and talked about a normal topic, I am sure she would be fine.

I think that holds for most people. Maybe I am being silly... I am sure that there is

I'm much more willing to believe he is Agnostic if he believes anything at all (which wouldn't make him atheist), simply because it's the laziest take.

He has deconstructed his faith so far that it is a mere flexible shell that can be conformed to whatever shape and position he wants to take.

If Nick were one of the 7 Deadly Sins, most would choose Wrath, Pride, or Gluttony, but it is Sloth.

Not my idea of clout though. Sure, compared to his locals audience, the man is a king. In the real world? Not so much.

We all have our own niche in life where we can build ourselves up, and that is normally not an issue. Nick is trying to project his success in his niche to a more general definition that does not hold true.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

You have a rough date range or something?

I tried to remember but no luck. Even search a few terms, in case I got lucky and found the clip. All I remember from the clip was that he looked sad/disappounted and had a thousand yard stare about a meeting that he either had or he had to attend in a day or two.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick pops his head out on twitter.

Spoiler

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Normally I would put "OMG, your lawyer also represents these other people I don't like, how do you explain yourself?" straight in the garbage bin where it belongs, but wasn't Nick supposed to upload an interview with O'Keefe?

I didn't hear it myself and I'd be more likely to watch even coomer-era Rekieta's content than O'Keefe's (i.e. less than very unlikely) so I didn't care, but I remember reading something in the thread about O'Keefe being willing to do an interview, then it had to be pre-recorded:

RekietaLaw​

And O'Keefe. Just gotta book him, gotta do prerecorded with him.

and then I don't recall hearing about it again. What happened? Did Rekieta ice the interview or did he never bother scheduling the interview?

 

[Dean Pentel]

I might be in the minority, but I think Cynthia is fine. She is just retarded on the topic of Nick and LOCALS becuase of a too close emotional connection. If you met her and talked about a normal topic, I am sure she would be fine.

Without a doubt, Cynthia would definitely be open to having a conversation on any topic and not immediately try to make everything about her.

That you wrote that with a straight face and weren't immediately overwhelmed by rainbows to the extent companies on social media weren't jealous of your Pride Month display is a surprise to me.

Did Rekieta ice the interview or did he never bother scheduling the interview?

Nick scheduled the interview. James met him and things were going fine until a goblin came in the room with them, her pockets so full of pill bottles she sounds as if she's walking around with maracas. The goblin whispered something in Nick's ear, Nick's nose got extra red, and he began to smile real wide. He poured James a drink, told him he was cute, and then asked him if he'd ever heard of a balldo.

James pretended to get a call that required him to leave right away and ignored all of Nick's attempts to reschedule.

 

[Swole McPole]

I might be in the minority, but I think Cynthia is fine. She is just retarded on the topic of Nick and LOCALS becuase of a too close emotional connection. If you met her and talked about a normal topic, I am sure she would be fine.

I welcomed Cynthia's appearance over here, because I thought she was quite smart and funny over on Locals, and she took no shit from a huge gang of morons who were clearly attempting to bully her.

I don't think I was alone in that. When she was complaining about how people had different standards on Kiwifarms towards her, I took a look at her user page and I was taken aback by the size of the warm welcome that she got.

But I'm not sure that her weirdness is solely related to Rekieta (though that is pretty fucking weird. I don't understand how anybody can be so obsessed with somebody that they don't have a real life relationship with.) The whole Elissa Clips thing was a real red flag to me. Who proposes sending $25k to somebody that they only know from an internet forum, so that they can monetize a rage campaign? And then gets all butthurt because that online acquaintance refuses to take them up on the offer?

At the very least, it's all a bit peculiar. For all that they hate each other, she does have a huge amount in common with the other people who inhabit locals. They all seem to be obsessed with their parasocial relationships. They all sperg out at the most minor criticism. They all seem incapable of learning anything.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

You actually seem to have improved the quality of her photo. Lol.

---

Can someone explain to me all the bitching about the Rumble "switch"? I don't understand why the audience would care so I feel like Nick is lying about that. If you want to watch the full show you just start on Rumble. Easy day. I doubt people are complaining about the intermission between the YT/Rumble sections because that's a bathroom break at worst.

So is Nick just full of shit or is there something I'm missing?

The 'switch' is the fact that the first hour of the show is supposed to be on YT, then he is supposed to go Rumble-exclusive al a Crowder's model.

What is really hilarious is that Nick bitched last Friday show (Friday before last) that he wanted to go Rumble-only because he hates having to self-censor for the YT bit. HE is the one who consistently goes over the 1 hour mark on YouTube that is supposed to be a hook to draw people to Rumble.

His averages between 90 - 120 minutes on YouTube before he switches over. He simply forgets...

Normally I would put "OMG, your lawyer also represents these other people I don't like, how do you explain yourself?" straight in the garbage bin where it belongs, but wasn't Nick supposed to upload an interview with O'Keefe?

I didn't hear it myself and I'd be more likely to watch even coomer-era Rekieta's content than O'Keefe's (i.e. less than very unlikely) so I didn't care, but I remember reading something in the thread about O'Keefe being willing to do an interview, then it had to be pre-recorded:

and then I don't recall hearing about it again. What happened? Did Rekieta ice the interview or did he never bother scheduling the interview?

How long did that Rittenhouse interview take? With the pre-recorded format, also assume that James wants to see it before it goes out. He also did something with Donut Operator that never materialised.

I think it is stuck in a mix of lazy non-reply limbo from Nose.

Without a doubt, Cynthia would definitely be open to having a conversation on any topic and not immediately try to make everything about her.

That you wrote that with a straight face and weren't immediately overwhelmed by rainbows to the extent companies on social media weren't jealous of your Pride Month display is a surprise to me.

Everyone is going to have their bad takes. Self included. I don't expect people to sniff my shite and declaim the wonderful fragrant bouquet.

When and if I go off the rails, call me a dumb bitch cunt whore. It builds character. I assume that many cows get where they are simply from unbridled enablement.

Life is like a bowling alley... And critics are like the bumpers... Without them, you could just end up in the gutter...

 

[LurkTrawl]

I might be in the minority, but I think Cynthia is fine. She is just retarded on the topic of Nick and LOCALS becuase of a too close emotional connection. If you met her and talked about a normal topic, I am sure she would be fine.

I think that holds for most people. Maybe I am being silly... I am sure that there is

I welcomed Cynthia's appearance over here, because I thought she was quite smart and funny over on Locals, and she took no shit from a huge gang of morons who were clearly attempting to bully her.

She talks and acts like KF is a sooper seekrit clubhouse of dastardly people who plot naughty plans to enact against targets of deserved ire. It's just a gossip site that documents the goings-on of all manner of freaks and oddballs to discuss and ideally laugh at.

I'm saying she talks like a fag and her shit's all retarded. I don't mind people being of an odd bent but its grating to see people acting like that and getting all defensive when called out on it rather than learning to stop being a fucking autist.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Getting out an archive for today, then cracking open a vidya for fun...

Random comment that the LOCALS site has been running smoothly for the past week. Panoptes has only crashed twice in that space of time. I assume that they have fixed many of the problems that have plagued them since the Crowder Crash.


What would LOCALS do with a time machine?

MrStirFry99​	If I had a time machine i'd go back in time and kill every Mayer Amschel.
MrStirFry99​	*and every man who takes the name Red Sign (the sign over their bank shop, that is to say Rothschild
MrStirFry99​	the jews are like kiwifarms.. they used people until they burned their bridges... and now they deserve the hate they get.

They will rule the waste!

Spoiler: Post-apocalyptic nonsense

SirVieVal​

Just wait til the cartels fuck around in a veteran dense area

SirVieVal​

I personally know alot of vets who are primed and ready and don't talk about their gear.the vet prepper community's....tense

TurboGoat​

I know a few. I mean we have 3 registered machine guns. 1919 a Tommy gun and a m3 grease gun

TMFSquid​	Alright I'm just gonna point out that the government spent the last 20 years teachings millennials and the gen right before what an insurgency is, and how to build explosives and how to be experts at killing. The government fears the day we figure out how much power we actually have
TheNobleWeeaboo​	The Anarchist Cookbook is a great thing to have but you should never admit to owning.
SirVieVal​	Army field manuals are better
SirVieVal​	And available at any good surplus store

Self awareness?

TheMildOne​

To be fair, it wouldn't be the first time I pleasured myself with a weed

TheMildOne​

Only kidding, logging farmers

Sally78​

I thought it was implied everything in here was a joke

TheMildOne​

Should be. But you know, we have "Fans" who take us seriously.

I thought Nick wanted to break from Red-Pill?

His audience... Not so much... Susanna is always up to have this debate

Spoiler: Gay MGTOW is still strong in Nick's community. He traded incel weebs for normie incels

TMFSquid​

No, everyone else's advice failed for me, and I'm happier now living my life and meeting new people when I go out doing shit other than the bar than when I worried about relationships.

kpklukken​

correct but it's society that teaches them that. Can't really pile blame on them for the onlything they know. It's just a societal colapse in motion

TheMildOne​

Fair enough. But that smells a lot like MGTOW to me.

TheNobleWeeaboo​

The Japanese have a medical term for it; Hikkikomori. Acute social withdrawal due to trauma. Hmm... wonder where the "trauma" came from.

furbyslayer​

"nice tits" is being criminalized, soon it will be "love your shoes"..

Sally78​

You responded to a question I asked in chat...summer child was a way of calling me naive...honestly I don't care. You guys get on a kick about it's all women's fault...fine u win. We all suck stay away and be gay...

kpklukken​

I care about data. Again your number without data has no use in a legitimate argument.

TheMildOne​

What data do you want? You just want to believe this LIE of a narrative that married men are all wife beating adulterers.

TheNobleWeeaboo​

And now you're misrepresenting my position. I don't JUST blame women. I blame a lot of different parties to the problem, including men, I just place the accountability on women because instead turning the bullshit down, they open an OnlyFans account.

TheMildOne​

Come on what? Women want to marry an alpha and then divorce him when he goes "Alpha" on her. And that's the fault of the male dating pool apparently.

TheMildOne​

Anyway this whole conversation started with "Muh Manosphere Advice"....The advice is that people just aren't worth the deep committment. It's better to BETTER YOURSELF and have a Harem.

Thought this was interesting... I must be part cat:

Rembrethil​

So... The FDA is relaxing regulation on lasers... Bet you didn't know the FDA regulated lasers...

kpklukken​

They reguate laser as do the FAA. It depends on what the laser is used for

Blowjobs are scary?

TheNobleWeeaboo​	Why would you let something with teeth near your penis?
Rembrethil​	Go for the granny stripper then

TMFSquid​	It's the ultimate sign of trust
TMFSquid​	Actually the ultimate sign of trust is 2 cannibals giving each other bj's

We get some credit!

Rembrethil​

Say what you want about Kiwi, the Fish Tank commentary thread is hilarious and helps me keep up. There are people posting highlights there 24/7

TheMildOne​

The only problem I've ever had about KF is their shit theories about the people in this chat.

Nick degeneracy out of left field:

chechunia​

Orgasms in public places? Hmm

RekietaLaw​

therse aren'tr all bad...

Did she have to pull down to show her arse?

Spoiler: NSFW

Sally78​

Ouch

MY BASED ELON HAS A PLAN!

JulianDelphiki​

The ceo hiring seems to be good cover for Elon getting subpeona’d in that Virgin Islands case regarding epstein

kpklukken​

I doubt it. She's just there to be a punching bag. He is still in complete control there and hasn't stepped down. He just stepped "out" of the ceo role to appease investors.

Oh, so many sight to show you

TicTac​

I like Nick but his takes when it comes to Christianity seems progressive. But I'll wait to see his ideals.

Frosted​

I feel the same but I’m not catholic

TicTac​

Protestant here and the religion isn't my problem it's the people that are the problem

Excerpt of LOCALS debate logic:

PlebianChaos​

So abridging the right of those convicted of a crime, including the right of them to possess firearms, should not be a thing

CharliePeace​

I don’t think it’s a good idea to allow them to possess firearms while in prison, do you?

Only the BEST women in LOCALS!

basedfromMars​

WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SO FUCKIN LOYAL

basedfromMars​

Im so loyal there isnt even anything to be loyal about wtf is actually wrong with me

basedfromMars​

@RekietaLaw when are u starting the locals stream so I have sonething to listen to to distract me from crying lmao

It is alright when WE do it!

Arttheclown​	What if all of Nick's locals and maybe some rumble chat people rated a Vaush chat as a cohesive unit....
Arttheclown​	Raided
Arttheclown​	He couldn't hit the block button fast enough... And a lot of us are pretty witty and could come up with something funny before we got the block