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Well the general consensus was that he would just go back to his delusions post jail, at least he is consistent.
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- Dec 28, 2014
He never left them. In fact he even used his jail time to cultivate entirely new delusions.
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- Sep 26, 2018
I saw Chris at a grocery store in Ruckersville yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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Chris is the tism made manifest. His delusions would never go away without a nuthouse putting him in a straightjacket and feeding him enough pills to make a rock band jealous.
With his ego, the alternate of admitting he is a retarded, poor, useless mofo whose life can only get worse isn't an option.
It was only ever 3 options, staying the same, getting even worse, or going back to thinking he is a straight mayor in imagination town.
With his ego, the alternate of admitting he is a retarded, poor, useless mofo whose life can only get worse isn't an option.
It was only ever 3 options, staying the same, getting even worse, or going back to thinking he is a straight mayor in imagination town.
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Rate me mati all you want but that is why I believe Chris got off too easy. Part of me does wish he'd had the been handled without kid gloves this time amd went to honest to God bear prison this time. Amd no protective custody to save him either. I still have memories of when we thought Chris would go to prison. These delusions would never fly. He'd be told to lose weight and keep it off or they'd beat him, they'd tell him to stay clean amd stop shitting himself or they'd beat him, and if he borrowed money and was late paying it back? You better believe that'd be a beating.
He needs the hard knocks only hard time in prison can give him its the only way to clean out that rats nest of autism he calls a brain.
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He still has that hearing in August, so there might be some new developments stemming from that.
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I kind of hope he is actually. Knowing how bad Chris fails at everything (ever heard of legendary troll Jinkies Jenkins?) he could be attempting to disguise himself.
I would love to see the
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Him in prison would have been less sad. the latest pictures are just deppressing
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- Jun 12, 2021
Maybe he was telling the truth he did actually only soul bond with barb. He actually looks like a white trash 78 year old woman now.
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I think I'm suffering from deja vu but hasn't Chris been caught trying not to pay for candy bars before? Or am I high?
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Kind of
He was 2 bucks short, guy behind him handed him the 2 bucks he needed, Chris just pocketed them and left without paying the cashier.
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That was.. Very entertaining to read.
It's always the small overlooked chris-ism stories that get me thinking about how his noggin works.
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- Dec 28, 2014
He needs to bite the curb, get a jackboot to the back of his head, and go to the stone orchard.
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I would like to see him have to register as a sex offender so that means no places where he could buy his games as there might be children around, made to wear an ankle bracelet and be forced to live in one of those infamous "sex offender villages" and then see what happens as he is forced to go door to door to notify people that he is in the town.
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Chris's jail time only would've benefited him if he had a CELLMATE!
Imagine if his first day in jail went:
"I'm the CPU Blueheart of Hyperdimension Neptunia!"
"I'm gonna shit in your mouth, bitch!"
Next time Chris did something annoying, he'd snap a finger, and twist it every time he does something else annoying, until Chris is too afraid to speak or move or think
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It's from this very website, specifically here.
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There are guys who have been made to register as offenders because some 17 year old lied about her age and sent them nude pics on their phones. Chris raped his own 80 year old mother and two years later instead of being a registered sex offender he's buying new age hippie crap and playing card games with fellow retards during downtime in a group home.
There really is no God is there?
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After the way he's being treated right now and being allowed to just do whatever he wants in public? I'm with you. I would have said this is excessive a few years ago. But no, it's just true.
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I wonder if that's something of a coping mechanism. He tried to play/pretend at being Jesus in jail and now he has to somehow will himself into believing its actually true.
Blasphemous, but Chris sticks to his guns.
Modern prisons, at least at the state level aren't like a movie anymore. (Or at least they advertise them not being so). Chris is retarded and a troon, and no jail wants the drama or bad press or a lawsuit(if even not from Chris) by having him be gangraped in the shower.
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Even if the prison was the fabled Niger(r)ape paradise Mutts love, it wouldn't fix Chris. He can't be fixed by yelling and beating. He would just get shanked, no milk for the farms.