Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Imagine a timeline where Ralph gets sober and cleans himself up and Rackets continues to decline with his drinking, mdma and cooming and ends up morphing into the ragepig.

I'm hard doubting Ralph's sober streak right now, but have no reason to doubt Rekieta's continued spiral downward. Certainly it's a feasible scenario.

 

[Dean Pentel]

If Still-Life is dumb enough to try anything he says...

He strikes me as trying to be edgy to appeal to other retards online. This doesn't make sense to me because I doubt anyone likes his posts or finds him interesting. No doubt many of you feel this way too. I bring him up at all to tell you that I doubt he's going to do anything. One thing I learned quickly about doing gangster shit is that things go much more smoothly if others don't know your plan in advance.

So even if he did plan on acting out one of his silly ideas, because he can't shut up about it he'll likely get interdicted before he gets to his target area.

All this to say that Nick is insincere by nature...

So...he's actually a Jew and stereotypes exist for a reason?

Not just a Jew, he's quickly approaching Ethan Klein levels of Jewdom stereotypes.

I have always found him saying that the 'exposure' that people get for appearing on his show to be payment enough to be somewhat off putting.

He really says that? Fuck. See above.

 

[Maude Snew]

So...he's actually a Jew and stereotypes exist for a reason?

Not just a Jew, he's quickly approaching Ethan Klein levels of Jewdom stereotypes. Gonna be fine though, everybody loves people who do behave like stereotypes, right?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

All this to say that Nick is insincere by nature

I have always found him saying that the 'exposure' that people get for appearing on his show to be payment enough to be somewhat off putting. He wasn't wrong but it sounded so pompous.
I say wasn't because his show is shrinking and his brand is all bukkake'd now. Don't think he's got a leg to stand on for much longer on that claim.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I have always found him saying that the 'exposure' that people get for appearing on his show to be payment enough to be somewhat off putting. He wasn't wrong but it sounded so pompous.
I say wasn't because his show is shrinking and his brand is all bukkake'd now. Don't think he's got a leg to stand on for much longer on that claim.

Being on Rekieta's show for any real professional is now a net negative.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

So the social media expert is going dark on vacation for more than a week? He had the trainwreck Friday stream two Fridays ago, and then apparently a Twitch stream two weekends ago, and then darkness.

He's in some replies on Twitter saying "Will try to do something this week"; I guess he's on vacation for another full week. Who the fuck knows though? I might have posted something on Twitter at the very least saying "Gone until X", but I'm not a social media expert. A decent chunk of his audience probably thinks the wife sent him to rehab after that Friday night disaster.

I look forward to him whining every single night after he gets back about how many shows he has to do in June to make up for his vacation to meet his contract. There's 15 weeknights left in June starting from next Monday and his contract is speculated to be somewhere around 12 shows a month.

I'm hard doubting Ralph's sober streak right now, but have no reason to doubt Rekieta's continued spiral downward. Certainly it's a feasible scenario.

I don't know what either of them are doing in private. All I know is that Ralph sounds better on stream these days than Rekieta. Often by a lot.

I have always found him saying that the 'exposure' that people get for appearing on his show to be payment enough to be somewhat off putting. He wasn't wrong but it sounded so pompous.
I say wasn't because his show is shrinking and his brand is all bukkake'd now. Don't think he's got a leg to stand on for much longer on that claim.

The exposure you get now is not the kind you want. Either you sit silently in a corner looking like you're hoping for sudden connection problems or you try to fit in and look like a coomer pervert.

 

[JudyGemstone]

So the social media expert is going dark on vacation for more than a week? He had the trainwreck Friday stream two Fridays ago, and then apparently a Twitch stream two weekends ago, and then darkness.

He's in some replies on Twitter saying "Will try to do something this week"; I guess he's on vacation for another full week. Who the fuck knows though? I might have posted something on Twitter at the very least saying "Gone until X", but I'm not a social media expert. A decent chunk of his audience probably thinks the wife sent him to rehab after that Friday night disaster.

I look forward to him whining every single night after he gets back about how many shows he has to do in June to make up for his vacation to meet his contract. There's 15 weeknights left in June starting from next Monday and his contract is speculated to be somewhere around 12 shows a month.


I don't know what either of them are doing in private. All I know is that Ralph sounds better on stream these days than Rekieta. Often by a lot.


The exposure you get now is not the kind you want. Either you sit silently in a corner looking like you're hoping for sudden connection problems or you try to fit in and look like a coomer pervert.

The clock has been so close to midnight with him, I really think his ultimate final sperg could be any day now. The Rumble deal is going to be the final back breaker -- he said contract talk is coming up here soon. Rumble is obviously shifting its focus to the 2024 election. Does he honestly think Rumble is going to shell out $1 million+ for boring, drunk, not produced, balldo, sex and swinger content?

Dan Bongino signed exclusively with Rumble for well above $8 million not too long ago. Don Jr. is about to sign with Rumble. Viva & Barnes have to re-sign. Kimberly Guilfoyle is bringing a crop of newbies she's been building up, Crowder, any one else leaving Fox News. I doubt Rumble even has money left to keep him in the budget. He's toast.

 

[Maude Snew]

The exposure you get now is not the kind you want.

It's the kind you get from some weird guy in a park only wearing shoes, sunglasses, and a trench coat. Only difference is this weird guy also has his balls tucked away in some pink contraption and is completely flaccid.

 

[Swole McPole]

I have always found him saying that the 'exposure' that people get for appearing on his show to be payment enough to be somewhat off putting. He wasn't wrong but it sounded so pompous.

Come on, even a JEW wouldn't come out with that bullshit in this day and age? Has nobody ever showed him that Mike Montero video?

Fuck you, pay me!

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Being on Rekieta's show for any real professional is now a net negative.

We will see if Branca stops coming on for his law school for normies and his books.

The Rumble deal is going to be the final back breaker -- he said contract talk is coming up here soon. Rumble is obviously shifting its focus to the 2024 election. Does he honestly think Rumble is going to shell out $1 million+ for boring, drunk, not produced, balldo, sex and swinger content?

Dan Bongino signed exclusively with Rumble for well above $8 million not too long ago. Don Jr. is about to sign with Rumble. Viva & Barnes have to re-sign. Kimberly Guilfoyle is bringing a crop of newbies she's been building up, Crowder, any one else leaving Fox News. I doubt Rumble even has money left to keep him in the budget. He's toast.

He will probably say he swing back to it. If he does, expect more whinging about how hard his life is covering topics he doesn't like.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The clock has been so close to midnight with him, I really think his ultimate final sperg could be any day now. The Rumble deal is going to be the final back breaker -- he said contract talk is coming up here soon. Rumble is obviously shifting its focus to the 2024 election. Does he honestly think Rumble is going to shell out $1 million+ for boring, drunk, not produced, balldo, sex and swinger content?

The last show he did two Fridays ago seemed like a breaking point. He admitted that he was doing shows he hated for the benefit of the audience but that the audience is still angry. Just admitting that his audience is pissed is a big deal for him. He spent months trying to pin the criticism as emanating from small groups of people, whether it was this thread, or Claire's audience of 150-200 people, whatever.

Just reading the Friday comment sections on YouTube is funny. Lots of people who don't like his two favorite guests in Masterson and Camelot.

The one element you're missing is the lawsuit. In the next month we should expect to find out whether Monty's case is dismissed or if he's allowed to advance into discovery. If Nick loses he will be apoplectic. If he wins he will feel on top of the world and do something stupid.

I doubt Rumble even has money left to keep him in the budget. He's toast.

Realistically they signed him around the peak of his relevance on social media (Twitter, that is) after he got banned. That relevance has, er, waned quite a bit.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The one element you're missing is the lawsuit. In the next month we should expect to find out whether Monty's case is dismissed or if he's allowed to advance into discovery. If Nick loses he will be apoplectic. If he wins he will feel on top of the world and do something stupid.

We win (read: laugh) either way!

Realistically they signed him around the peak of his relevance on social media (Twitter, that is) after he got banned. That relevance has, er, waned quite a bit.

I said around the time that if Rumble was to sign him, it would be bad money, in particular after his second strike. After he was banned, I thought there was no way he'd get signed. I was wrong! And somehow at least one of his strikes was removed.

But it was still a bad money move on Rumble's part. Nick just went ahead and proved me right.

 

[JudyGemstone]

The last show he did two Fridays ago seemed like a breaking point. He admitted that he was doing shows he hated for the benefit of the audience but that the audience is still angry. Just admitting that his audience is pissed is a big deal for him. He spent months trying to pin the criticism as emanating from small groups of people, whether it was this thread, or Claire's audience of 150-200 people, whatever.

Just reading the Friday comment sections on YouTube is funny. Lots of people who don't like his two favorite guests in Masterson and Camelot.

The one element you're missing is the lawsuit. In the next month we should expect to find out whether Monty's case is dismissed or if he's allowed to advance into discovery. If Nick loses he will be apoplectic. If he wins he will feel on top of the world and do something stupid.


Realistically they signed him around the peak of his relevance on social media (Twitter, that is) after he got banned. That relevance has, er, waned quite a bit.

You're right. I forgot the lawsuit. To me, he can pay Randazza all the money in the world -- it's still defamation per se. Calling someone a pedophile more than 5 times in different streams is one too many. If he had an audience of 1,000, Monty wouldn't waste his time. But 400k+ -- yeah that's asking for it.

On another note, Randazza is the attorney for Project Veritas who just sued James O'Keefe. How is Nick going to simp for Randazza and James O'Keefe at the same time? Both PV and O'Keefe were complete morons in how they handled the end of O'Keefe's time there --- but it sure is interesting. Doubt he even touches going through the lawsuit. He can't blast his own lawyer OR go against James O'Keefe at the same time.

 

[AnOminous]

We win (read: laugh) either way!

No matter what happens, the Farms ALWAYS win.

 

[feral cat #6385]

If he had an audience of 1,000,

Give it time.

This guy cracks me up. No idea who he is. He has done a few Nick detractor videos. He is no fan of us but meh. Whateva.

 

[Chibitzen]

Give it time.

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This guy cracks me up. No idea who he is. He has done a few Nick detractor videos. He is no fan of us but meh. Whateva.

The random crop of detractors coming out of the woodwork and their dedication is quite amusing. What's the chance some are Locally sourced? (read: former paypigs)

 

[feral cat #6385]

The random crop of detractors coming out of the woodwork and their dedication is quite amusing. What's the chance some are Locally sourced? (read: former paypigs)

I'm pretty curious about that myself. If you look at elissa's comments these days its LOADED with detractors. Even a few months ago it wasn't quite that intense. The #KickNick market is really growing.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The #KickNick market is really growing.

NickerCoin bros, I don't feel so good... (Or was it CoomCoin? BaldoDimes?)

Man, first CoachCoin and now this!

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Doing another archive. Nick's prolonged absence has put me within single digits of archives of being back to full contemporary status. Onward!

The Quality of Nick's Help:

RyanTheEditor​

@RekietaLaw you should get some of those fake silicone tits to wear during twitch stream. INFINITE MONEY.​

This is a normal conversation:

TheNobleWeeaboo​	How easy it is to hide a body.​
Sally78​	Plant endangered flowers...can't dig them up​

MykLikesTacos​

Pretty quick on that answer there​

Gafreggin​	And yet these mfers still mess it up somehow​
TheNobleWeeaboo​	Feed the Florida crocs. They're endangered, can't open them up to look for bones.​

Sally78​	Sometimes I am quick​
MykLikesTacos​	Ya, like when there's a body around....​
MykLikesTacos​	@Sally78 Now the gardens makes so much sense​
Sally78​	​

MykLikesTacos​

That and singing on the graves of your victims. Savage​

Why?

Spoiler: Arse and tit taste testimony?

Darkomen42​	Breast milk​
Darkomen42​	It happens​
Gafreggin​	That's what I thought he meant and I'm like no. He'll no​
Gafreggin​	Yes but I was too young to recall. Not in my adult life.​

panzerdood​	i heer tranny milk is best and better​
panzerdood​	comes with free drugs​
Gafreggin​	Heard it's salty​
panzerdood​	no​
panzerdood​	im srs​

Southanarchist​	We talking titty milk?​
Darkomen42​	Of course​
Southanarchist​	Mmmmmmmm delicious​
panzerdood​	where my super producers at​

Gafreggin​

I assume breast milk is like licking a booty hole. It's not something you consider down until your in the heat of the moment​

Southanarchist​

Asshole isn’t delicious or gross. It’s nothing. Whereas titty milk is delicious​

This hoe? You lie, Susanna.

Sally78​

That's goodi used to be an electrician...I get breaking down the body​

Gafreggin​

I don't mean to shit on electricians but it's not quite back breaking work.​

Sally78​

Well then you were never sn electician​

Gafreggin​	No. No I'm not.​
Sally78​	It.is and it is exhausting​

Gafreggin​

Exhausting maybe, back breaking nah​

Darkomen42​

In general, electricians have it pretty easy compared to a lot of the trades​

This is one schizophrenic talking to itself:

Spoiler: This is a regular occurence

panzerdood​	coomie is obfuscating​
panzerdood​	oy vey​
icancook​	white men out tonight trying to get lucky. women DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH THEM​
panzerdood​	cockblocking coomie​
panzerdood​	rly​
panzerdood​	wow​
icancook​	DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH THEM​
panzerdood​	dis hoe​
icancook​	period​
panzerdood​	hussy​
panzerdood​	heffa​
icancook​	panzer you want the white and black chicks to be whores​
icancook​	?​
panzerdood​	i mean​
panzerdood​	if thats who they rly r​
panzerdood​	nick said so​
icancook​	NO SEX WITH THEM​
panzerdood​	BE FREE​
panzerdood​	SEX IT UP​
panzerdood​	SEX WITH THE MAILMAN​
icancook​	NO SEX IT UP​
panzerdood​	SEX WITH THE DOORMAN​
icancook​	NO SEX TILL MARRIAGE​
panzerdood​	SEX WITH THE PREIST​
icancook​	NO SEX TILL MARRIAGE​
panzerdood​	SEX WITH UR INLAWS​
icancook​	NO SEX​
panzerdood​	prude​
icancook​	LIKE MICHAEL FROM THE MOB MOVIE NO SEX TILL MARRIAGE WITH THE ITALIAN​
sanglant​	damn uncle fuckers​
panzerdood​	just sex​
icancook​	NO SEX​
panzerdood​	sex it up​
icancook​	NOPE no sex it up​
panzerdood​	yes sex​
icancook​	be a lady​
panzerdood​	sex war now​

Are they gone?

CdrRose​	Is KF still collecting data from here?​
hunsingeruk​	probably​

Sally78​	Ya...but who cares....fear porn​
Southanarchist​	Maybe but they are only on tor now​

Mad_Amos​

Who knows​

They do not post another single message. LOL!

 

[Phillip Green]

The last show he did two Fridays ago seemed like a breaking point. He admitted that he was doing shows he hated for the benefit of the audience but that the audience is still angry. Just admitting that his audience is pissed is a big deal for him. He spent months trying to pin the criticism as emanating from small groups of people, whether it was this thread, or Claire's audience of 150-200 people, whatever.

That's the thing that he's going to have to face at some point (probably when Rumble "renegotiates"). His vocal detractors are really such a small number of people that they can't possibly be the reason for his decline in numbers. There's at most a couple dozen people who actively participate in this thread, and half the time we're exiled from the clearnet where his normie audience can't find us. Claire had an audience of a couple hundred autistic e-drama weirdos, and her highest viewed Rekieta video was seen by a couple thousand at most. Elissa has peaked at just under 2000 subscribers. Nick could have (and probably should have) never mentioned the Farms again after the gay underwear party came to light, and I don't think it would have made a notable difference one way or the other.

This was a guy regularly pulling 50k+ YouTube views per night stream at his peak, and still has almost 500k YouTube subscribers. Whatever decline in viewership numbers he faces is due entirely to his gross mid-life crisis, parasocial creeping on aging lizard women, and shit work ethic.