I'm predicting he's going to go on a Chris Chan-esque rant about the atalker childs and getting trawled. Not that he has any jokes or was funny to begin with, but there won't even be an attempt at humor. Who knows? He might be a huge avant garde success by bitching about how pathetic his life is. He even has a Larry the Cable Guy catchphrase that he can put on t-shirts. Enjoy prison, stalker.
In my dream scenario, the details of his stand up "gig" are leaked in advance, so the audience is filled with funsters who heckle him relentlessly until he starts crying and screaming at random audience members that they're committing felony stand up attendance and claiming that they're all terrorists under active investigation, ending with Patrick either under psychiatric supervision or in the drunk tank for disorderly conduct/disturbing the peace/simple assault.
It would be an improvement on his usual set. At least the audience would be engaged. I watched his stand up on YouTube and it was one of the most painfully embarrassing things I've witnessed. Heckling is better than the pin drop silence that is a staple of his sets.
Have you seen that shit where he went up on stage and turned himself into a fat faggot? Funniest set I've ever seen. He even grew titties, burned treated wood in his house, salted his own soil, and built his fence backwards. You just don't see dedication to the craft like that elsewhere anymore.
He makes Anthony "A-Log" Logatto look like a polished standup. He is cringe personified. I hope actually that no funsters find out about it but that everyone just spontaneously starts heckling him and he completely chimps out and accuses them of weird shit that will make absolutely no sense to them.
That poor poor (stalker) child. Cursed with mark of fatrick forever in her genes. Is there a more cruel fate than this?
Yes. Waking up one morning and realizing that you're in the body of the pig himself.
He's a mechanic? A car expert, perhaps? Torque Wheeler has competition.
Wives aren't built like they used to be. They're built far, far better, which is why it's important to threaten to murder her and the newborn the moment she gives birth.
Oh man, that poor girl looks a lot like him...
Sticking a dude in prison for life for making fun of you is a weird way to have someone completely forgotten by the world and everyone in it.
Rick's a weird dude and his self-soothing copy/paste provides invincibility in his court of delusions. Every time he pastes his magic spell, he has won the fight and once Honey Badger and the thousands of other people who make fun of him are identified, it's gonna be time to enjoy prison.
This seems like another Technicality Tomlinson claim to me. He might have made $100k figures over the course of a few years and be technically telling the truth. Just pay no attention to the fact that he actually earned $25k - $33k a year, on par with the guys who collect his garbage.
