Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?

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Tonka posted 44 versions of these 40 Rules to Teach Your Son today. The one thing he really got out of it is rule two, dont enter th pool by the stairs.

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Another bit of an update. Looks like Dalton and Kim are both trying to become wage earners, and Kim might even have a real job. Pure speculation, but that does seem to lend credence to the idea that they got booted from her dad's because they refused to work and contribute.

From a few days ago. Dalton definitely didn't write this:

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This kind of exchange is the kind of thing that makes me love this thread:

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"You spelled Kim's name wrong"
"I no"

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She updated her profile picture:

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Full image. Apparently a uniform?:

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The comments:

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Updated her job in her Facebook intro:

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So, Dalton is trying to start a towing business but can't spell "Kimberly." I don't think he actually has a job-- he's just got cards. I guess this makes him the construction worker from the Village People?

Kim appears to have a job at McDonald's. Early in the thread, Sammie claimed to work at some fast food joint (don't remember which; maybe Taco Bell?) and borrowed a cap for a selfie. That was fake, but Kim appears to be in an actual full uniform and in a restaurant bathroom. I don't know what McDonald's uniforms look like and couldn't quite read the backwards print on her shirt, but the last bit is "since 19??" (can't read the digits-- may be "74").
 
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often puzzled said:
Kim appears to be in an actual full uniform and in a restaurant bathroom. I don't know what McDonald's uniforms look like and couldn't quite read the backwards print on her shirt, but the last bit is "since 19??" (can't read the digits-- may be "74").
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i really thought that shirt she's wearing looked too cotton-y for it to be a food service uniform, but guess not:
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WhineMeDineMe69Me said:
Is the picture on the "business card" one of Kim's mutant dead babies? Of course it is...I guess that one was Faith?

Nothing says "trust me with your vehicle" like a sad, creepy picture of the baby you killed with Dr. Pepper.
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I genuinely can’t tell what that is and sadly (due to professional reasons, not anything creepy) I have seen far too many miscarriages and stillbirths.
 
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Well, Dalton ain't getting a job, meds, or therapy anytime soon.

But he does have business cards, so there's that going for him. Sometimes it's so easy to make a headcase happy. I have this image of Dalton joining in that business cards scene from American Psycho:

White stock backing, bold letters, nice!
Dead baby pic, excellent!
 
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Yikes. Between the dead baby business card and the fact that this actual tard doesn't have a, you know, tow truck...well I'm just shocked his calendar isn't full.

I can't believe Kim actually waddled down to McDonald's and filled out an application. Any bets on how long this will last before we get another selfie from a hospital bed with her complaining that she just can't work no more cuz of her cundishon?
 
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PotatoSalad4711 said:
Yikes. Between the dead baby business card and the fact that this actual tard doesn't have a, you know, tow truck...well I'm just shocked his calendar isn't full.

I can't believe Kim actually waddled down to McDonald's and filled out an application. Any bets on how long this will last before we get another selfie from a hospital bed with her complaining that she just can't work no more cuz of her cundishon?
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you know damn well this bitch prolly already stole some food.
 
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IIRC, McDick’s employees get to have a free meal while on their meal breaks. For the sake of this franchise, let’s hope the employees get to pick one particular meal and that they aren’t given carte blanche to order whatever they want.

Free food is probably more enticing to Kim than cash money.
 
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Angle Babby Toeing.

Not much to report from the Facebook front. Dalton just reposts reels. Kim hasn't posted updates, just more profile pictures. Kim's photos appear to confirm she's still employed, which is a small miracle. No sign of Aidean on either Facebook page (just dead baby Faith on the business card).

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I assume that's the McDonald's kitchen, and the black cap is apparently her uniform one.

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Whatever that filter is, she isn't even recognizable.

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