Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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RekietaLaw​

Lady R and I helped out with a relatives wedding, which ended up having lady r becoming a defacto coordinator...Long and short, I ended up being a decorator, caterer, assistant. And eventually bouncer

Sally78​	Rough
TMFSquid​	Bold to assume you can be a bouncer with those shoulders

RekietaLaw​

No. Had a belligerent drunk to contain for about 90 mins.

RekietaLaw​	Nah, the person respects and likes me, I was able to cut through the anger and keep them calm
RekietaLaw​	Because I'm a calm motherfucker

RekietaLaw​

Because I'm a calm motherfucker

Insert montage of shirtless unhinged shrieking. Man, I wish I could have seen what actually went down at that wedding.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Insert montage of shirtless unhinged shrieking. Man, I wish I could have seen what actually went down at that wedding.

Man on man anal sex.

"I like anal." - Nick Rekieta

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Insert montage of shirtless unhinged shrieking. Man, I wish I could have seen what actually went down at that wedding.

First off why does every Rekieta family function seem to turn into a near brawl? Remember the last one where the angry elderly father kicked everyone out? Worst thing that ever happened at a wedding I was at was that me and my friends some kids snuck out to smoke a joint. Personally I kinda doubt Rekieta's honesty with these stories as I think he just massively resents anything that causes him to stop drinking and thus blows everything out of proportion cause he can't just come out and say he hated it cause he couldn't be sauced to the gills.

Secondly I call bullshit on that whole story Kayla probably had to carry a tray of food and Rackets had to stick toothpicks in a canape or something. Horror of horrors it was a average wedding and the family had to pitch in. Rekieta being used to having everything done already and mummy and daddy footing the bill is absolutely shocked he has to lift a finger to help family.

 

[Swole McPole]

Oh man. I wasn't ready for the "Art becomes the resident Locals detractor" arc. This has the potential for some great content.

For somebody who hates Kiwifarms, all we've seen out of ArttheCuck's posts lately have been the same criticisms that Kiwifarms has been making for the last six months or so.

I give him a month before he's in here with Cynthia, two bezzie mates, furious because they can't weaponize their personal autistic illuminati.

 

[JudyGemstone]

I give him a month before he's in here with Cynthia, two bezzie mates, furious because they can't weaponize their personal autistic illuminati.

If I were a betting man, he and a number of others are here already.

 

[Swole McPole]

lol just remembered that camelot and his guest were talking about how theyve been in either 0 or 2 fights, respectively. jesus christ. how many fights have u guys been in?

I'm not in the least bit surprised that this band of morons are always getting their asses kicked. I'd be surprised if any of them could leave the house without provoking somebody into giving them an ass-kicking.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

I like that locals seems to be feeling froggy with both Nick and each other. The whole hierarchy that was in place originally with the lewdposting is gone and now it seems much more like a free-for-all.

 

[Maude Snew]

For somebody who hates Kiwifarms, all we've seen out of ArttheCuck's posts lately have been the same criticisms that Kiwifarms has been making for the last six months or so.

I give him a month before he's in here with Cynthia, two bezzie mates, furious because they can't weaponize their personal autistic illuminati.

Maybe if they just fuck and get all that repressed anger out they could both calm down and be a lot less serious about their personal vendetta and can focus on the sit back and laugh part. Yeah, don't really believe it either, rainbow me.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Maybe if they just fuck and get all that repressed anger out they could both calm down and be a lot less serious about their personal vendetta and can focus on the sit back and laugh part. Yeah, don't really believe it either, rainbow me.

To take this joke down a serious road locals is beginning to resemble some weird off-shoot Mormon community where all the womenfolk have been taken by the elders and all the lower level men are just going crazy and acting out.

Legitimately these fruit bats and Nick talk about how we're hurting Nick's business but their daily behavior is more of a risk to Rekieta than we ever have been.

Can you imagine if it wasn't Himedall archiving locals but some journofag with a grudge against Rekieta? And who says that isnt happening as well?

 

[Cynthia Behave]

You may be right, and I won't claim to have good hard numbers to support me, but I suspect you're overestimating the impact of the network effects of detractor content.

I don't think I'm overestimating - Nick's issues are in the Internet ether whether they're from active critics, fans, former fans, or just adjacent in the discussion. Consider views over time. (Bold for what I'm adding.)

• Elissa's regular Nick indicting clips often reach 3K+.
• Clairebere's original stream is down but Elissa's clip of it got 8.7K views. Let's assume Claire had 5K views (I recall it having 10K but I'm being conservative here). So that's around 14K put together.
• MATI views are hard to track bc Null often takes down the streams and/or the archiver re-uploads. (Also what's the other platform Null streams to? I don't even know.) Roughly, it seems like 20K is not an exaggeration for overall viewership based on the archiver's #s. Accusations of noseguarding aside, Null's definitely covered Nick's lowcow moments.

So... that's roughly 35K people with a lot of overlap - let's call the overlap 30%. So roughly 24.5K people know about Nick's messes. And these people are likely on more than 1 platform - Kiwi, Twitter, YT, Rumble, Discord, etc. - spreading the news. Again, for sure it's Nick's own behavior that's caused the fall in his viewership/Rumblerants/Superchats but I'd argue that it's the critics (Elissa, Himedall, Null, Claire - particularly) who have amplified that trend.

Don't forget the time he called out his kids for being killjoys that suck up all his time so he can't spend more time having homoerotic sex.

Great point. Tbh, that was the secondary trigger for me. His on-and-off distain for his family has been gross. When I (very early - last Aug?) called him out on the fact that his kids will see all of his porn/anal/sex toy antics, he got super pissed with "THEY'LL KNOW I LOVE TO FUCK THEIR MOTHER! GOOD!" Cool cool. They'll also know that he wants to fuck Mandy and, possibly, swing.

I'm not saying he would or wouldn't show up but listing him either way seems dishonest to me, dude had a stroke not too long ago, I don't even know if he ever returned to his own show.

Hoeg has returned with the story of his stroke (it's very moving, actually - his wife is there) over several vids. He's still having challenges with his thoughts catching up with his words so it's unclear if he'll ever return in original form.

Also, people seem to be forgetting the Rekieta vs Hoeg dust ups. 2 IIRC. He'll never be on Nick's show again. Don't quote me but it goes something like this:

1. When Nick was banned from YT Hoeg said something like 'does it surprise anyone that his words would would catch up to him?' Nick's fans lost their minds with speculation (maybe accurate?) that the remaining LawTubers wanted the ban to be permanent so they could capture those subs.
2. After Alyte's (Bytes) wedding last August when Mindset and Nick went nuts about Alyte's husband insisting on good behavior, Nick quoted Hoeg (I think it was verified) as saying something like 'Nick has said negative stuff about me to other LawTubers' - implying that Nick was a two-faced jerk

 

[AnOminous]

1. When Nick was banned from YT Hoeg said something like 'does it surprise anyone that his words would would catch up to him?' Nick's fans lost their minds with speculation (maybe accurate?) that the remaining LawTubers wanted the ban to be permanent so they could capture those subs.

Ironically a lot of the people who got mad then would probably agree with him now.

 

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To take this joke down a serious road locals is beginning to resemble some weird off-shoot Mormon community where all the womenfolk have been taken by the elders and all the lower level men are just going crazy and acting out.

Legitimately these fruit bats and Nick talk about how we're hurting Nick's business but their daily behavior is more of a risk to Rekieta than we ever have been.

Can you imagine if it wasn't Himedall archiving locals but some journofag with a grudge against Rekieta? And who says that isnt happening as well?

I can already picture the articles.

"Rekieta's Locals platform has become a hotbed of alt-right extremist activity. When not openly posting about attacking federal employees, they swap anti-semitic conspiracy theories and memes. blah blah blah..."

They could title it "The Wine Mom Radicalization Pipeline" or something.

 

[Spaded Dave]

MATI views

This is a good time to post a reminder to all those infected with Locals brain-rot, whether banned or not.

Mad At The Internet is not about Nick Rekieta. KiwiFarms is not about Nick Rekieta. Most viewers of MATI and the vast majority of the users on KF are probably only tangentially aware of Nick Rekieta's existence, if at all.

Your numbers are pulled out of your ass. Your math is retarded. Your presumptions are retarded. Your point is retarded. You are embarrassing.

So... that's roughly 35K people with a lot of overlap - let's call the overlap 30%.

Let's call it 142% since we are just picking numbers at random. I also think that the MATI stream gets 42.81x the viewership of the archive so it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that 489,006 people watch Josh shit talk Nick Rekieta. So with those numbers we can expect his viewership to drop to about .07% of what it currently is by this time next Saturday.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

I can already picture the articles.

"Rekieta's Locals platform has become a hotbed of alt-right extremist activity. When not openly posting about attacking federal employees, they swap anti-semitic conspiracy theories and memes. blah blah blah..."

They could title it "The Wine Mom Radicalization Pipeline" or something.

Between the outright fedposting and weird sexually charged aura of locals you have an article pretty much pre-written.

You would pretty much have everything you could want out of a leftist hitpiece:

-unhinged fedposting
-weird love triangles and salacious rumors
-an ostensibly right wing figure being a hypocrite degen
-the ability to mention stuff like the Rittenhouse and Depp

I know woke news has taken a hit lately but I'd be suprer surprised if someone wasn't looking into this. Even some low level Vaush acolyte or other lefty Rekieta has pissed off is bound to pick this up eventually.

 

[JudyGemstone]

RUMBLE REVENUE
The Quarter 1 (Jan 2023 - Mar 2023) earnings were released by Rumble last month. (Report PDF is attached.) Also wanted to share some numbers (after doing some digging) on certain creators where ballpark Rumble contract numbers were projected.

• Andrew Tate --------- $9 million (allegedly by him)
• Glenn Greenwald ---- $6 million
• Kim Iversen --------- $2 million
• Russell Brand -------- $15 million
• Kimberly Guilfoyle --- $4 million
• Dan Bongino --------- $10 million (now on Rumble board of directors)
• Dave Rubin ---------- $5 million
• Joe Rogan ------------ rejected $100 million podcast offer
• Steven Crowder ------ suspected he took Rogan's $100 million offer

Here are the first two pages of the report where it mentions Rekieta Law as one of their exclusive shows. See highlight.

Page 3 goes into a more detailed breakdown of revenue and spending.

QUESTION:
Rumble is going after conservative creators, as we can see by the lineup. These are big named creators with millions of viewers. Here's a breakdown of subscribers and highest/lowest video view counts. Nick says his contract talks are coming up and appeared to be unhappy with how it was looking. Comparing Rekieta Law Rumble numbers, does his contract qualify for $1 million?

Creator	Subscribers	Views (low - high)
Dan Bongino	2.76 million	227k - 990k
Russell Brand	1.2 million	207k - 876k (full shows, not clips)
Dave Rubin	453k	50.7k - 111k (full shows, not clips)
Kim Iversen	174k	51.8k - 317k
Kimberly Guilfoyle	95.4k	115k - 815k
Rekieta Law	135k	6.14k - 269k

FINDINGS:

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/rumble-spends-millions-fighting-big-tech-conspiracy-theories-1234660249/

https://variety.com/2022/digital/news/joe-rogan-rejects-rumble-podcast-deal-1235175990/

https://s3.amazonaws.com/b2icontent.irpass.cc/2730/rl118726.pdf

 

[BelUwUga]

They could title it "The Wine Mom Radicalization Pipeline" or something.

Karen->Klan Pipeline. Alliteration has mnemonic power and the "k" sound is inherently one of the funniest phonemes.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I saw Viva Frei and Barnes badmouthing her earlier today.

What a great breakdown of a legal topic I have an interest in. I honestly forgot what it was like to be entertained by law content.

Barnes also shit talked Marc Randazza toward the end of the video as being unethical. I really hope Monty's small town lawyer caves Randazza's face in (in Metacraft since minecraft is removing guns). I want to hear the MUH FREEZEPEACH REEEEE from Nick as his triples down in a drunken rage and spends loads more money appealing than just taking the L.

Incisive critique of Nick? And Art hates nudes?

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Where in the fuck did this cum come from? I thought Art was an old coomer nutcase who got off to watching his wife flaunt her tits to randos on the internet. Did Nick finally cross a rubicon in Art's mind or did something happen to Art that made him take a step back and actually think about the path Nick is on?

Very disappointed my cat didn't die when his show was still watchable. Press F in the chat for my cat. A fookin legend.

F, I hope that furry bundle of love/hate is having the time of their after life hunting mice sized humans whose only protections are laser pointers with unreliable batteries.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Where in the fuck did this cum come from? I thought Art was an old coomer nutcase who got off to watching his wife flaunt her tits to randos on the internet. Did Nick finally cross a rubicon in Art's mind or did something happen to Art that made him take a step back and actually think about the path Nick is on?

I get the sense that there has been some resentment building for a while and the fact that Rekieta is rarely in chat lately seems to have been the final straw.

Rackets now reads this thread to find out all the shit locals have been talking about him.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Kimberly Guilfoyle	95.4k	115k - 815k
Rekieta Law	135k	6.14k - 269k

This is good evidence that a significant portion of Nick's "subscribers" are those who followed him over to Rumble during his initial support push and then just dropped him, and likely the platform, altogether.

Are you winning yet, Nick?

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

This is good evidence that a significant portion of Nick's "subscribers" are those who followed him over to Rumble during his initial support push and then just dropped him, and likely the platform, altogether.

Are you winning yet, Nick?

What? Do you want Nick to NOT insult his audience just as he is trying to leverage them in a streaming deal? What are you some incel prude?