Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Dude, I was in the single digits when it released. Calm the fuck down and eat a tube of cookie dough before you hurt yourself. Seriously, almost sounds like you want to get in a pissing match.

Well duh, he's got nothing better to do, does he?

 

[NQ 952]

Well duh, he's got nothing better to do, does he?

He could step on a tack and lose a foot. That would be more productive.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

He could step on a tack and lose a foot. That would be more productive.

Productive in a sense that someone more important doesn't lose their foot?

 

[UglyOldJafar]

He could step on a tack and lose a foot. That would be more productive.

he is already going to lose a foot anyway, cause diabetes

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

he is already going to lose a foot anyway, cause diabetes

I'm more amazed he didn't lose one already.

 

[FatNero]

I'm more amazed he didn't lose one already.

Ever see a photo from the legs down?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Ever see a photo from the legs down?

That would mean looking at his cave troll feet, so I'm not surprised there aren't any.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Ever see a photo from the legs down?

Outside of his "skits" from his older videos where we see his entire body? Probably not.

 

[FatNero]

So we're agreed, he's already lost his feet to diabetus.

 

[cypocryphy]

I watched his "Killing Joke" video and I also noticed that he seems to be really emphasizing his Boston accent.

If he hates dark and edgy shit, I'd love for him to read the "Crossed" comics. He'd get triggered pretty bad.

 

[NQ 952]

So we're agreed, he's already lost his feet to diabetus.

Have you seen him walking around in his videos? I have not.

 

[The Nothingness]

It'd be a work of art on par with Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter.

Or FDR with a machine gun wheelchair fighting Nazi werewolves.

Spoiler

 

[Gordon Cole]

Here's his review of Jason Bourne:

Credit where credit's due, he actually moved the camera back so that it's a waist-up medium shot instead of a close-up on his face. Outside of that, the review mostly feels like "I didn't like the previous movies, so I don't like this."

 

[pickledance]

I'd honestly pay to see Bob and Dobson team up for anything cause it would be an amazing train wreck of depressing male feminism.

 

[TheImportantFart]

I'd honestly pay to see Bob and Dobson team up for anything cause it would be an amazing train wreck of depressing male feminism.

I get Bob and Dobson mixed up all the time - thankfully I don't post in both their threads otherwise I'd be making embarassing mistakes constantly. They're both fat, white, pussywhipped men who are abysmal at the craft they've chosen. Only difference is the crafts themselves and even then their tweets still manage to overlap a fair bit.

 

[The Nothingness]

I'd honestly pay to see Bob and Dobson team up for anything cause it would be an amazing train wreck of depressing male feminism.

They would be the new Tweedledee and Tweedledum.

 

[NQ 952]

Here's his review of Jason Bourne:

Credit where credit's due, he actually moved the camera back so that it's a waist-up medium shot instead of a close-up on his face. Outside of that, the review mostly feels like "I didn't like the previous movies, so I don't like this."

Jesus he's way fatter than the last time I saw him.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I get Bob and Dobson mixed up all the time - thankfully I don't post in both their threads otherwise I'd be making embarassing mistakes constantly. They're both fat, white, pussywhipped men who are abysmal at the craft they've chosen. Only difference is the crafts themselves and even then their tweets still manage to overlap a fair bit.

the holy trinity of dobs-bob-and chris are merging into a singularity of atismu and lesbians

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I get Bob and Dobson mixed up all the time - thankfully I don't post in both their threads otherwise I'd be making embarassing mistakes constantly. They're both fat, white, pussywhipped men who are abysmal at the craft they've chosen. Only difference is the crafts themselves and even then their tweets still manage to overlap a fair bit.

Pussywhipped and not even getting any pussy.

A truly sad, albeit progressive state of affairs.

 

[AnOminous]

I get Bob and Dobson mixed up all the time - thankfully I don't post in both their threads otherwise I'd be making embarassing mistakes constantly. They're both fat, white, pussywhipped men who are abysmal at the craft they've chosen. Only difference is the crafts themselves and even then their tweets still manage to overlap a fair bit.

Chimpman has actually been paid to do shit to some extent. Dobson has completely given up and admitted he's utterly worthless.