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[AnOminous]

That looked like standard-issue mall/airport food court Asian. What's next, he's going to try out Sbarro?

Panda Express.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Panda Express.

"You guiz, A+. This is real authentic Chinese food. I asked them for more soy on my orange chicken and they gave it. 11/10, this place is awesome."

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

If I were buying that, I would have a priest exorcise the house first of any remaining wendigo spirits before I moved even a piece of toilet paper in there.

Those toilets deserve the Medal of Honor for what they went through.

 

[AnOminous]

With his habit of buying everything with "Jack" in it, why did he never buy a Jack Russell terrier?

 

[p1138]

Those toilets deserve the Medal of Honor for what they went through.

Those toilets need to be put out of their misery after their service.

 

[Blasterisk]

With his habit of buying everything with "Jack" in it, why did he never buy a Jack Russell terrier?

Given his beagle buying ability, there's any chance in the world that he has already tried and thinks he has one.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

What the fuck is Jack talking about the south not having asian restaurants? I've been in bumfuck, middle of nowhere, neighborhoods built with little old churches in the center, kind of southern towns that had sushi places. They weren't near the coast either.

Granted, they sucked. But they had them.

Can it even be considered a small southern town if there's not a sketchy Chinese restaurant? I don't know if it's the strokes or Jack's usually brand of stupidity.

 

[AnOminous]

Can it even be considered a small southern town if there's not a sketchy Chinese restaurant? I don't know if it's the strokes or Jack's usually brand of stupidity.

There's always Chinese. It's often right on the town square next to the county courthouse. I have yet to see a county courthouse in a southern town without one.

 

[beautiful person]

Lol, that "Asian" food looks like hyper-Americanized, low quality garbage. The avocado in the one sushi roll looked like it was already oxidized. The way Jack eats is always so absurd, especially eating sushi with a fork. It's literally less impolite to just eat it with your hands.

Rob and his wife definitely look obviously like American tourists, but they're well-mannered and actually immersed themselves in the local food culture. Imagine Jack in Europe. Just imagine.

 

[AnOminous]

Rob and his wife definitely look obviously like American tourists, but they're well-mannered and actually immersed themselves in the local food culture. Imagine Jack in Europe. Just imagine.

I think foreigners encountering Rob et ux will think "I guess Americans aren't that bad after all" while encountering Jackhole and his lardwhale would wonder "why didn't we get nuclear weapons?"

 

[BrunoMattei]

Whenever I see a new video of his pop up I always say out loud "How is this fat fuck still alive?"

Edit: sorry, I rarely visit this thread but jesus fucking christ, I'm looking at 2:23 of the Japan House video and I'm going to be honest: those two spring rolls is almost a lunch by itself. Two of those and a drink, maybe 1-2 crab rolls and I'm full. But fat stroke fuck of course is still fucking hungry after that. Because those spring rolls are fucking huge.

 

[p1138]

Whenever I see a new video of his pop up I always say out loud "How is this fat fuck still alive?"

Edit: sorry, I rarely visit this thread but jesus fucking christ, I'm looking at 2:23 of the Japan House video and I'm going to be honest: those two spring rolls is almost a lunch by itself. Two of those and a drink, maybe 1-2 crab rolls and I'm full. But fat stroke fuck of course is still fucking hungry after that. Because those spring rolls are fucking huge.

You checked out what was happening at 2:23, but missed the best part at 3:04 where he just rams his tongue into the crab rangoon so he can taste the cheese.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Can it even be considered a small southern town if there's not a sketchy Chinese restaurant? I don't know if it's the strokes or Jack's usually brand of stupidity.

I think there must be a law that requires one in all small towns.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Panda Express.

He's totally the type to go to P.F. Chang's and rate it excellent because there's real Oriental type people in the kitchen so they must be authentic. Remember when he did takeout nachos years ago and said one place was going to be good because he heard Spanish being spoken in the kitchen and Hispanics know how to make nachos when in reality they're Tex-Mex?

I think there must be a law that requires one in all small towns.

Of course. It makes them look like they're cosmopolitan.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Maybe it's just me but I prefer a fresh spring roll vs a fried one.

 

[AnOminous]

Broke: egg rolls
Woke: spring rolls
Bespoke: Vietnamese summer rolls

 

[densedance]

Also what the fuck where does couple of second long of pauses when he did the Review?

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Also what the fuck where does couple of second long of pauses when he did the Review?

He repeats the same clip twice, but the second time leaves in a solid 20 seconds of him catching his breath and hacking up a lung. This dude is a dead man walking waddling wheeling.

 

[p1138]

Also what the fuck where does couple of second long of pauses when he did the Review?

Whaveter the fuck that cream cheese and parm base is supposed to be.. I have no idea. But it's cheese, so Fatty is happy.

Needs to let us know he's making a double batch, because 1 entire fucking 8x12(or whatever size that pan is) just couldn't possibly be enough for 2 people for a couple of days.

For some reason has chopped up huge mounds of mushrooms, bell peppers, and 2 packs of deli sliced ham from the lunch meat section? wtf, as if the 2 pounds of sausage and pound of pepperoni weren't enough. They could have just bought one bell pepper, and a couple mushrooms to dice up for as little as they used. I can only assume the rest is going in the trash.

Proceeds to cram a fist full of this cheese and meat mess into his mouth while his eyes begin to roll back in his head, unironically wearing the funniest shirt I've ever seen Fatty wearing.

I bet god would laugh at this shit.

"mmmm, that's pizza" No, fucker, that ain't pizza. How many damned times does he need to proclaim that it's pizza?

 

[AnOminous]

Whaveter the fuck that cream cheese and parm base is supposed to be.. I have no idea. But it's cheese, so Fatty is happy.

I love the T-shirt. JACK DIES GOD LAUGHS.