Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AirdropShitposts]

Also a fun RT, I like Pat convincing himself that he's actually being censored by Twitter and that's why he's not getting followers or views.

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Boy are these guys going to look dumb when the media has all their fact checkers and disinformation experts like Ben Collins run a bunch of stories on how Twitter engaging in ideological throttling and other manipulation is a conspiracy theory from terrorists and anyone who says it should be banned from life.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I wonder if the OnA boys know that Joe Cumia talked to Porsalin. My understanding is that they'd reached an uneasy detente....is Cumia stupid enough to provoke them again, even by accident? It seems the answer is "yes"!

i'm being a stupid baby child, I realized as I typed the above. The whole thing with cows is that they simply don't learn. It's an essential cow quality. I'm sorry I'm so stupid.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Also a fun RT, I like Pat convincing himself that he's actually being censored by Twitter and that's why he's not getting followers or views.

It has nothing to do with the fact that he spams the block button on people who slightly disagree with him. Like most lolcows, all his followers are trolls.

 

[Maude Snew]

It has nothing to do with the fact that he spams the block button on people who slightly disagree with him. Like most lolcows, all his followers are trolls.

He just thinks it's the black button because every time he hits it and waddles to tell Niki she is having her vagina farted into by a Basketball American.

 

[FinnSven]

not sure how you can reasonably expect a mere human being to drown one as fat as he is in a regular sized toilet. does hoolies have extra extra larger toilets? otherwise, i rate your plan as unrealistic, enjoy prison.

You just need to shove his head in the toilet and keep flushing. It will take a while, but eventually heart failure and exhaustion would do the job.

Re Hooligan's: As an ex bartender, I would hazard Rick is the kind to nurse the same cheap beer for hours at a time, monopolize staff attention and abuse the free refills of coffee and pretzels. The odd meatloaf purchase probably just about helps them break even on his visits.

As an ex bartender, I concur. Fat will also have the added "bonus" of reminding the bartender that "I pay your wages", whenever the bartender tries to make a reasonable excuse to not stand there listening to him.

He might just be too fat to get through the door though. By any metric.

There is a fellow in my town who was barred from a Rock bar due to being a heart attack risk. I am sure Hooligans could think of a similar excuse.

 

[whogoesthere]

Sticking a dude in prison for life for making fun of you is a weird way to have someone completely forgotten by the world and everyone in it.

I must give pat credit on this one, it actually made me laugh. He always seems to talk like he think guy he is talking to is already in prison.

Abstract Telephonic Terrorism: The Fatrick Sequence.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

8 foot by 6 foot cell? What will I do with the extra 40 feet? I'm gonna get buff, so I can run the yard for the whites.

I will be a benevolent leader, and take payoffs in honey-buns and postage stamps, so I can write Pat daily to tell him how enjoyable prison really is(very!).

The buns are to keep my glucose levels high so I can enjoy prison more.

 

[AnOminous]

Pat is such a liar. I was so looking forward to enjoying prison and I'm not there yet!

 

[An automatic clown]

Fat got into a twitter spat with a normie. The made me laugh

 

[grapeshark77]

I cannot archive all of it because it's too damn many Pat replies so here's a snapshot of the replies feed:

https://archive.ph/wip/eaxXu

This is a full-on meltdown and he's typing out insults and cursing at this random woman. She probably ruined him seeing Trump getting indicted, she even compared him to Trump, so that's something.



I've seen someone, Pat - it's you.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Ricky got his banner back:

The blurb has been edited to better reflect the world we live in today.

 

[KingOfGains]

Almost 1900 pages of pat being a fat fucking retard.

Gott mit uns.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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I've seen someone, Pat - it's you.

Agree that's totally crazy, Rick, to just see someone doubling down over and over and over again, sometimes for years, no matter how many times they're wrong and owe tens of thousands in debt.

 

[squirt reynolds]

>Leslie Varney -Not British, just
ugly? p funny

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Fat got into a twitter spat with a normie. The made me laugh

Rick woke up from his meatloaf coma to continue the fight:

 

[AnOminous]

Rick woke up from his meatloaf coma to continue the fight:
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Rick should actually be terrified by the prospect of anyone actually looking at evidence about any of his claims.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

While he's getting that proof he should prove her wrong about his being fat too!

 

[Piggle Rick]

Pat being compared to Trump would have made him so assmad. You love to see it.

 

[Maude Snew]

Pat being compared to Trump would have made him so assmad. You love to see it.

I make the greatest Niggeroni, child, just tremendous, from some of the loveliest people you have ever seen, I love them, they're great and enjoy prison.

Edit: had the boys in the lab whip up a simulation:

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

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Hasn't pat bragged in the past about having a disorder that makes him argue with everyone about everything? He seemed proud of it.

He also seems fat, because he is. Fat, I mean. He's fat.