Friendly Futa
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"Terf Island is the worst because I said so, and I hate JK Rowling."
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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I'd say Kevin chooses to live like a tranny goblin...but depending on the mythology goblins live nicer than him and aren't nearly as disgusting.
End goblin slander/libel.
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Kevin did mention the term going "goblin mode" on a bag of chips earlier. To which I looked up the definition as, “a type of behavior which is unapologetically self-indulgent, lazy, slovenly, or greedy.”
When has this motherfucker been in anything besides goblin mode for his entire life.
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To the man with no penis, everything looks like a vagina
Of course when you have a limited field of reference it's easy to make that sort of mistake. If I was a surgeon carrying out this sort of butchery then I'd go for the Slartibartfast technique. Leave lots of random ridges and folds, so whenever the troon victims learn a new anatomical term they've got a spot they can apply it to. How long before one starts referring to his "Caesarean scar"?
Also Kevin is broke. I didn't catch what he spent his money on, but it could well have been hidden among the Zelda posts and the retweets of a bunch of sad loser dudes in lingerie. Unexpected medical bill incoming I guess.
Of course when you have a limited field of reference it's easy to make that sort of mistake. If I was a surgeon carrying out this sort of butchery then I'd go for the Slartibartfast technique. Leave lots of random ridges and folds, so whenever the troon victims learn a new anatomical term they've got a spot they can apply it to. How long before one starts referring to his "Caesarean scar"?
Also Kevin is broke. I didn't catch what he spent his money on, but it could well have been hidden among the Zelda posts and the retweets of a bunch of sad loser dudes in lingerie. Unexpected medical bill incoming I guess.
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Does Kevin really think that women can see their clitoral hood when they are just standing up in front of a mirror?
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FTMs (real women) degrade their vaginas by calling them front holes. MTFs (real men) elevate their surgery sites by calling them vaginas.
All the while the real front holes belong to the men.
All the while the real vaginas belong to the women.
Celestia's Little Helper
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I'll say I've seen some extreme variation amongst vulva, and yes, some women can in fact see their clitoral hoods in the mirror. However, the one thing every one of these women had in common (aside from having a shaved puss) was that they didn't have hefty rolls obscuring their view, as Kevin surely does.
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You don't need to "train" cats not to pee everywhere (I less they are intact males I guess) they know how to go in a litterbox as long as there is one and it isn't fucking filthy. And you need one for every day +1 extra.
Anyone here actually think any of these people are scooping the boxes once a day?
Poor cats.
How far forwatos this dudes necrohole that he can see his "clitoral hood" while just standing in front of mirror?? I've never paid that much attention to my own anatomy to notice...
Anyone here actually think any of these people are scooping the boxes once a day?
Poor cats.
I love how even when trying to "help" someone and wish them a happy birthday it's really just about him grifting. If I was "Sophie" I'd be disgusted.
How far forwatos this dudes necrohole that he can see his "clitoral hood" while just standing in front of mirror?? I've never paid that much attention to my own anatomy to notice...
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From the tales of the standing pools of cat piss at the Tranch, I would guess they literally never scoop them out.
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If Kevin was living alone, its semi feasible that he could overspend and be left with no funds.
He allegedly lives with at least two "partners", so what the fuck is happening?
It seems that he really now thinks he should just be funded to live and behave how he wants.
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He's always thought this. It's the basis of his claim that he's an anarcho-communist. (And, I would suggest, part of the basis of his claim that he's a woman.)
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I will never engage with him, but I really want to see if he has any kind of answer for how he will be of economic benefit, and therefore value, for an anarcho-communist system.
I am guessing it will be so retarded that were it satire, it would be genius.
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On his begging tweets he always points out "if you like what I do here". So I guess in his mind he thinks he's actually doing something. I don't know what he thinks he's doing, but for sure during a real communist take over they would quickly realize he's completely useless.
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He thinks he's some kind of model/philosopher crossover
I was going to say prostitute but we know how scared he is of actually having sex
In Kev's trooncom paradise he'd be a kind of naked 'newscaster' to guide everyone through morning dilations before telling them all the important news about which transformers the collective factory will be pumping out today. In return for this he'd be waited on hand and foot and given first pick of the toys he wants
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I think you're asking too much, I really don't think he could even theorize an anarcho-communist system using the wild incoherent illogical theories they normally are built on. I think his extent of theorizing on this issue is "okay, we get all the stuff and then the community just lets everyone have it as they need it" and stops right there. He's done, the job is over, paradise has begun forever, it's just so obvious. I said this in the Tranch thread and it applies here, I pretty much guarantee these idiots think Walmart and Costco have great big vaults of stuff attached to the stores. They are absolutely sure all rich people operate like Scrooge McDuck. They have no clue what capital is or capitalism, they just know they hate it because life is not an utopia and it should be because they said so. I don't know if we can really blame them considering Marx decided to write a whole critique of capitalism without ever deciding what capital and like thirty other things even was first. It's a millennialist religious prophecy, so it shouldn't be surprising you can't use it for anything in the real world.
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If all rich people operated like Scrooge McDuck (especially the Carl Barks version), the world would be a better place.
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I meant in terms of having a big vault of currency and metals you can swim in, but I suppose it's true he was a bit of a practitioner of effective altruism.
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Lucas Werner has legit put more "thought" into his anarcho-communist utopia than Kevin or Philip have.
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2023 - Gonna get fucked in the new vagina. Having his vaccinations, just in case. Although I'd put the chance of catching a nasty disease from having sex with a troon at near 100%.
Something, something, clitoris, something
And apparently it's normal to be still bleeding from a wound a couple of weeks after surgery. Worry? Hell, no. His doctor assures him that forcing it even further open with a plastic stick is the best cure. I wonder if the doctor is named Shipman?
Something, something, clitoris, something
And apparently it's normal to be still bleeding from a wound a couple of weeks after surgery. Worry? Hell, no. His doctor assures him that forcing it even further open with a plastic stick is the best cure. I wonder if the doctor is named Shipman?
Attractive Sexhaver
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In defense of Penny-- and I can't believe I'm actually typing that out-- he did a reasonable job of forcing the FTM's into immediate hard labor serfdom and forced out any that even so much as hinted they were going to loaf about for mental health reasons. Granted, he also immediately created a class system with the ruling elite on top, and then directly beneath them a kept class of what has to be the most revolting concubines in history. That isn't very anarcho communist, but it's in keeping with the kind of communist systems that actually managed to achieve anything other than creating a new strain of HPV.
Whatever else the tranch might have taught him, it certainly taught him that if you don't gatekeep your utopia, you're going to wind up bankrolling a ton of worthless layabouts.
Whatever else the tranch might have taught him, it certainly taught him that if you don't gatekeep your utopia, you're going to wind up bankrolling a ton of worthless layabouts.
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