Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[often puzzled]

Pride Month is turning out to be a productive month for Stephanie. She's been a very busy girl boy bxy on Twitter.

Sorry for all the spoilers. I have mixed luck loading images, so I'm hoping they help others who are trying to view the thread.

Pinned tweet, SSI approval/fear of paying back loans:

Spoiler: horny bxy, lawn sex

Spoiler: some dude told her to kill herself, I guess?

I had to read this several times and am still not entirely sure what she's saying. This guy apparently tells people to kill themselves in Twitter comments? Honestly not sure.

Spoiler: busted ladyparts

Spoiler: pelvic floor PT and incontinence

Or I guess she means pelvic floor PT. More about incontinence. Person in comments reminds her that birth defects do not affect chromosomes.

Spoiler: this article proves I'm right and you're wrong!

Stephanie thinks she's found a gotcha.

Spoiler: argument with a random person: a thread

I'm not especially Twitter-literate, but I think this is all or most of the exchange. Stephanie did that thing where she retweets what the other person said and responds that way (instead of just replying to the original tweet), which makes it hard to follow. The argument is with "Your Local Bunny Girl," who said that pride/LBGTQ does not include paraphiles and so on. Staph took offense.





The tweet that set Staph off:

In conclusion, "can logic fix my busted cunt? Because I'd really like to have a normal one."

 

[Pee Your Pants]

In regards to that last Twitter slap fight can someone enlighten me to why the fuck does she all of a sudden believe she's some sort of Viking descendant? The new Twitter handle 'Magical Viking Fag' and her throwing the word faggot around and saying her ancestors would have burned some Twitter user's village down is satirical levels of cultural appropriation. I have missed you Staph.

I noticed that she referred to Jacquin as her metamour again, after they fell out over Staph and Jeff's ghost marriage. I wonder how they worked things out. Those DMs must have been great. Old news, but in case it wasn't posted, these are the screen shots I saved at the time of her tweets after her ghost marriage. As usual, the Norse jargon is beyond autistic:

 

[omori]

She says in the screenshot above that she’s still using tape as she hates binders.

A reminder that this is how Stephanie applies the tape…

Spoiler: NSFW granny tits be here

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Jesus Christ no wonder she doesn’t like binding… she’s fucking doing it wrong if she’s positioning herself like this under a binder. You’re supposed to lift your tits up and in against your chest.

 

[moorhen]

In regards to that last Twitter slap fight can someone enlighten me to why the fuck does she all of a sudden believe she's some sort of Viking descendant?

Because she's a sad white girl who wants to desperately believe she's something other than a fat, whiny American. She's not special, at all, and that kills her.
It wasn't long ago she was telling everyone about her Irish her ancestors were and babbling in broken Gaelic about being a super-tranny or whatever the fuck she thinks she is.

I'm sure everyone in this thread can trace their lineage back to something slightly more interesting than what they actually are if they cared enough to do it. I'm also sure some people have. What sets them apart from Staph is that they don't make it their entire identity. (Or lie and change what it is constantly)

 

[often puzzled]

If Staph doesn't get her SSI/SSDI, things could get interesting. I don't necessarily disbelieve her about not getting the packet and phone call, because those things do happen. Watch this space, though, because she'll melt down completely if this falls through.

Yesterday's SSI tweet, for reference:



The four replies she added later:





Link to her Amazon list
Archive of Amazon list

Her wishlist has been archived before, but it's had some updates since then. It's a real mishmash of things that do seem to be up her alley (serial killer books, horror DVDs, runes) and some things that are likely over her head (quantum biology, Don DeLillo).

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

In what universe is that even remotely a man's haircut? I mean, that is literally the one trait she has full control over and could easily do something about (besides the grotty chin pubes I guess) to even try to approximate a male appearance. It would take zero effort to go drop $20 at Supercuts and get a crew cut or even a Gayden undercut or fucking something, anything. But nah this bitch sticks with the haircut of a crochety menopausal schoolteacher circa 1995. I mean, no one's going to mistake her for male, but it blows my mind that anyone could abuse themselves with inappropriate cross-sex hormone treatments trying to "pass" but still not be arsed to get a haircut. I suppose it wouldn't do anything to change the fact that people probably assume she accidentally went into the men's but didn't notice despite the presence of urinals or literal men because she's a low functioning retard.

I'd say I really hope she doesn't somehow get a doctor to install a necrodong but she's already got incontinence/infertility and nothing besides our entertainment would suffer if she lost her gross inappropriate tard sex drive so she's got a lot less to lose than the average rot sausage recipient. The taxpayers would likely pay for it and she's got nothing to worry about regarding missed work, either. Still though, the best case scenario is all the catheters and UTI's forever and I wouldn't even wish that on Staph, let alone any of the other appalling shit we've all seen in the GRS disasters thread.

 

[Neuroticks]

the viking larp is hillarious and cringe at the same time, staph is the gift that keeps on giving

 

[often puzzled]

Some updates from Binghamton's most famous Viking.

New pinned tweet:



I love the digital camera mark. It adds that special Boomer touch.

Alt text:

Spoiler: free blocklist, image NSFW

Spoiler: DSS update

I like how she's updating "everyone." Everyone = us.

Spoiler: minor Twitter exchange

As far as I know, the person who responds is correct: Staph was "assigned female at birth" and the issue that she (wrongly) thinks makes her intersex was only discovered later.

"I'm transmasc (demiagender, agenderpunk, xenos that all add up to nonbinary man) but I'm not afab."

 

[moorhen]

That packet has been sat at her parents house for probably weeks while they've been telling her she has mail and she's too busy pretending to be a Viking on the online to fill the fucking form out and send it back. I'm assuming her parents have also probably been receiving phone calls for her, of which she has brushed off.
DDS haven't had a form sent and delivered in 2 days.

Why does she even need to go to her parents house to fill out a form? I know she's a retard but she's not actually retarded, she's just so dependant on her parents to do every little thing for her that she can't do anything on her own. Her mum's probably filling out that form for her because her handwriting is toddler-esque.

When the Friglies perish, she's not going to survive on her own. She's going to end up living a life of fast food, credit card debt and morbid obesity until she, too, goes to the short bus in the sky.

 

[moorhen]

No one cares, obviously.

Her "gender" wishlist is exactly what you'd expect.


Cracker Barrel posted an image about celebrating pride this year. Don't get me wrong, the people who get bent out of shape about a company slapping a rainbow sticker on a window are bigger faggots than those who regularly take penis into the butthole, but Staph taking this as some kind of victory over the homophobes is fucking sad too.
No one thinks she's a faggot, and actual faggots hate people like Staph who are only fags on the internet.
A gay man would probably rather have straight sex with a normal woman than have whatever she thinks is gay sex with her and her saggy old lady titties.

 

[Plague Flea]

A gay man would probably rather have straight sex with a normal woman than have whatever she thinks is gay sex with her and her saggy old lady titties.

Can confirm.

 

[glass_houses]

Can confirm.

I can also add that a lesbian would rather have sex with a normal man than whatever Staph is.

 

[Chromeo]

I can also add that a lesbian would rather have sex with a normal man than whatever Staph is.

A bisexual would rather kill themselves than witness Staph naked in person, let alone get close enough to have sex

 

[80's Dad]

After much research, this thread has come to the conclusion that Stephanie is fat and we will not have sex with her.

Happy Pride Month, fellow Kiwi faggots.

 

[often puzzled]

Staph is back with more piping-hot very bad Twitter takes.

Please excuse any reruns and any shots that may be out of order. I'm not good at this recapping stuff and hope that the usual thread updaters return soon.

Spoiler: on wildfires

These are a few days old. No interesting takes her, just an insight into Staph griping about her health problems. She also shares that she walked to a gas station to get a pizza for dinner. I just have this mental image of Staph lurching through the smog as she walks to the 7-11 or whatever it is. Also, I don't think we ever definitely pinpointed what apartment she's in, but looks like there's a gas station very close by.

Spoiler: new pinned tweet

She retweets tons of stuff from other Etsy sellers, which I don't screenshot.

Spoiler: Twitter fight! -- developing story

This is just kicking off. I went ahead and took screenshots in case one or both parties start deleting. I predict that this ends in suicide baiting and a claim that she's taking a break from the internet.

Spoiler: gross Staph stuff

Spoiler: bad Unabomber takes

If you haven't seen it yet, Ted Kaczynski (who was terminally ill) is dead. Stephanie calls him a "trans activist" and lumps him in with Chelsea Manning (the person she's tagged in the post).



The full tweet she's responding to is below. This person isn't even talking about trans issues or activism. He's saying Kaczynski was a domestic terrorist who killed people.



More retweets about Kaczynski. Is he going to join the ghost harem?

Spoiler: random

"Ted Kaczynski was a right-on guy! Power to the people! Please read my Twitter posts about how bad technology is! Anywhoo, Bridesmaids is a great movie!"



I'm not clear if she means a Twitter alt or a Tumblr one.



EWWWWWWWWWWWW



This has nothing to do with anything. She retweeted it, and I thought it was a pretty funny photoshop, so here we are.

Her Unabomber takes might get her into hot water (they're surely good for at least a slapfight), and it looks like she may get into it with the guy who was talking about her YouTube video.

"Cool, I'll put you down as 'someone who wants to watch my partner suck my dick later.'"

*rubs my transfag tits all over your fried chicken*

 

[often puzzled]

More about Stephanie's incontinence and packer dreams:



Stephanie read some thoughtful essays Twitter and decided that Ted Kaczynski isn't cool after all.

Spoiler: forget I said all that, k?

To her credit, she didn't delete her tweets from yesterday, so at least she's not pretending she held this opinion all along.





"Attraction always fucking blinds me smh." So it was never about industrial society, I take it? I'm going to be very disappointed indeed if we've been robbed of a "Unabomber joins the ghost harem" arc.

Spoiler: random Staph-ness

Spoiler: minor Twitter exchange

The guy replied that he didn't care if she had a bad take (re: Star Wars movie), which is a perfectly reasonable response to having different opinions. He didn't engage with her, which she probably found very disappointing.

Spoiler: cats and pride

I guess she went to her local pride event. I'm also guessing her parents went with her, and I'm surprised we haven't heard (yet) about how her parents were oppressive while escorting her.



I also do this:



Just deathfat things:

these queer Cheetos taste better than usual

one of my goals for strengthening my pelvic floor is not just to stop randomly peeing, it's so I can start wearing a packer

 

[moorhen]

There's so much to unpack in such a small amount of tweets.
1) She has the worst taste in men, the epitome of a basic white girl.
2) Staph probably smells like piss, which matches her terrible terrible body type "grandma who eats too much"
3) The Last Jedi is a terrible movie, she only likes it because of Adam Driver. If Kylo Ren was played by someone else she'd have no interest in the movie.
4) How the fuck are cheetos gay, they're fucking cheetos.
I've been an openly gay human my whole adult life and people like Staph make me want to return to the closet and become a tradwife or something equally as extremely opposite of what I am.

 

[Jacinda Ardern IRL]

Some updates from Binghamton's most famous Viking.

New pinned tweet:

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I love the digital camera mark. It adds that special Boomer touch.

Alt text:

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Spoiler: free blocklist, image NSFW

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Spoiler: DSS update

I like how she's updating "everyone." Everyone = us.

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Spoiler: minor Twitter exchange

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As far as I know, the person who responds is correct: Staph was "assigned female at birth" and the issue that she (wrongly) thinks makes her intersex was only discovered later.

"I'm transmasc (demiagender, agenderpunk, xenos that all add up to nonbinary man) but I'm not afab."

More about Stephanie's incontinence and packer dreams:

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Stephanie read some thoughtful essays Twitter and decided that Ted Kaczynski isn't cool after all.

Spoiler: forget I said all that, k?

To her credit, she didn't delete her tweets from yesterday, so at least she's not pretending she held this opinion all along.

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"Attraction always fucking blinds me smh." So it was never about industrial society, I take it? I'm going to be very disappointed indeed if we've been robbed of a "Unabomber joins the ghost harem" arc.

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Spoiler: random Staph-ness

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Spoiler: minor Twitter exchange

The guy replied that he didn't care if she had a bad take (re: Star Wars movie), which is a perfectly reasonable response to having different opinions. He didn't engage with her, which she probably found very disappointing.

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Spoiler: cats and pride

I guess she went to her local pride event. I'm also guessing her parents went with her, and I'm surprised we haven't heard (yet) about how her parents were oppressive while escorting her.

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I also do this:

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Just deathfat things:

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these queer Cheetos taste better than usual

one of my goals for strengthening my pelvic floor is not just to stop randomly peeing, it's so I can start wearing a packer

Damn... Can we pour one out for the poor PT? The idea of performing pelvic floor physiotherapy on Staph makes me feel physically ill . If any of you reading don't know what's involved in pelvic floor PT, you should look it up.

This poor woman (most likely, I think 98% of pelvic PTs are women) is just doing her job and staph also decides to tell her about her welfare issues too? Of course all she said was "I hope you have a better afternoon today!", Wtf else do you expect her to say, Staph?

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Bahahaha that Ted take Jesus Christ. I see that even Staph had to backpedal on that one a little, but only because one of the leftoid online faggots she idolizes clearly laid out the fucking Unabomber's wrongthink for her. If no one said anything about it except for people in this thread, I'm sure she'd already have started writing a new chapter where his ghost is gay with Dahmer now or something. Still though, even if you know virtually nothing about Ted besides the fact that he's anti-technology and has contempt for what he sees as the sickness of modern society, how in the actual fuck would that make him a likely candidate for someone who would be pro-tranny, like at all? Someone who seeks out a surgeon with the hubris to try their skills against the impossible task of hacking them apart in any number of novel ways they pick and choose from a catalog in an attempt to remake them in the image of the opposite sex, in conjunction with daily treatments of synthetic sex hormones inappropriate for their physiology, all in service of a sexual fetish... is probably not living in a way consistent with the philosophy of the fucking Unabomber of all people. Staph, you truly are an unparalleled fucking retard.

Damn... Can we pour one out for the poor PT? The idea of performing pelvic floor physiotherapy on Staph makes me feel physically ill . If any of you reading don't know what's involved in pelvic floor PT, you should look it up.

I thought I was the only one who caught that her physical therapy was of this variety. I'm going to assume it's not doing a hell of a lot of good considering I don't think she's even entirely sure where her vagina is.

 

[a hapless toad]

Still though, even if you know virtually nothing about Ted besides the fact that he's anti-technology and has contempt for what he sees as the sickness of modern society, how in the actual fuck would that make him a likely candidate for someone who would be pro-tranny, like at all? Someone who seeks out a surgeon with the hubris to try their skills against the impossible task of hacking them apart in any number of novel ways they pick and choose from a catalog in an attempt to remake them in the image of the opposite sex, in conjunction with daily treatments of synthetic sex hormones inappropriate for their physiology, all in service of a sexual fetish... is probably not living in a way consistent with the philosophy of the fucking Unabomber of all people.

https://web.archive.org/web/2020081...rt-says/eb33b946-8595-427d-af4c-9ccaada45935/

Convicted Unabomber Theodore J. Kaczynski considered having a sex change operation when he was in his twenties and his confusion over his gender identity filled him with a rage that contributed to his bombing spree, according to documents released today.

In the psychiatric evaluation, Johnson reveals that Kaczynski had persistent and intense sexual fantasies about being a woman. While he was a graduate student at the University of Michigan in 1967, he went to a psychiatrist to discuss his wishes for a sex change operation.

Staph likely read that far, assumed Ted was totally going to troon out but was lazy and/or chickenshit like she was, and stopped reading before the next part...

But in the waiting room, he decided he could not go forward. Instead, he told the psychiatrist he was depressed about the possibility of being drafted. His near confession of his feelings so filled him with rage, in this case directed at psychiatrists, that he went through a major transformation.

"As I walked away from the building afterwards," Kaczynski wrote in documents released today, "I felt disgusted about what my uncontrolled sexual cravings had almost led me to do. And I felt humiliated, and I violently hated the psychiatrist. Just then there came a major turning point in my life. Like a Phoenix, I burst from the ashes of my despair to a glorious new hope."

Kaczynski's new hope? To take his rage out on others, including the psychiatrist. "I will kill," Kaczynski wrote. "But I will make at least some effort to avoid detection so that I can kill again."