Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[𖦹Junkpop𖦹]

I like how they think DIY shit made in a bathtub is perfectly safe but a calming plant is a literal death sentence for them kek.

 

[Glowie]

They're still freaking out about this:

https://twitter.com/musent__/status/1666688432628801538

Keffals bros aren't feeling too good right now.

 

[TheGuntinator]

Imagine being shocked shitheads take advantage of trannies with deep pockets.
If something is popular then of COURSE someone will make a dangerous bootleg version of it. Keep it up.

Imagine how much money you could make by selling these people snake oil lobotomies. You would have to adapt an existing medical infrastructure and shut out critics who arise, but i think you could make some serious money. Drill a hole in their gooch, tell them its exactly how its supposed to go, and wait for them to realize how fucked they are and kill themselves.

This is just a theory, of course. Someone would have to be brutally psychotic with a total disregard for human life to turn the medical industry into a castration factory.

 

[WonderWino]

"Sure, just pop some random pills that someone says are HRT and can magically transform you like your favorite anime. This is totally real and won't fucking kill you."

Come on now, everyone knows when a troon takes HRT this immediately happens:

I'm still not convinced that the entire kenny storyline in stick of truth isn't a low key jab at troons and how mental they are

 

[vomitusdeux]

Unironically hilarious, I hope the majority of trannies took this shit. And I hope this shit keeps happening and that these cock lopping pedophiles keep taking the bootleg tranny medicines.

 

[The Noise]

I want to point out these people have a choice between "snort not-cocaine", "inject maybe-contaminated synthetic testosterone" and "inject synthetic estrogen contaminated with cat hair visible with a naked eye" and go with the 3rd option lmao.

The fourth option is to go to an actual doctor and acquire estrogen officially (i.e, not synthesized in someone's bathtub rife with contamination and infection that could kill or injure them) but because medical professionals won't immediately hand them drugs within the hour of their appointment, the only way is to risk poisoning yourself.

 

[johnny johnny yes papa]

Poisoning the trannies? Fucking based. This is how you deal with the problem, not just seething online.

Upon further examination it looks like it's not even poison and actually less harmful than the real shit. Dammit!

 

[Wallace]

The fourth option is to go to an actual doctor and acquire estrogen officially (i.e, not synthesized in someone's bathtub rife with contamination and infection that could kill or injure them) but because medical professionals won't immediately hand them drugs within the hour of their appointment, the only way is to risk poisoning yourself.

The key rule of troonery is that there is no gray area between transition and death. Transition is the only treatment for someone who is trans. Anything less than complete, unquestioning affirmation will result in intense dysphoria which will inevitably lead to suicide, for which you are morally culpable. Even the most lukewarm of doubts brings harm to every trans person everywhere. Therefore, any criticism of anything that affirms any trans person's transition comes from a malicious intent for them to die. Hence, genocide driven by hate.

“If you don’t do as I say, I will hurt you/myself, and it will be your fault because you deserve it/made me do it” is the purest form of emotional extortion. For this reason, troonery is a great way to manipulate people.

 

[demicolon]

The fourth option is to go to an actual doctor and acquire estrogen officially (i.e, not synthesized in someone's bathtub rife with contamination and infection that could kill or injure them) but because medical professionals won't immediately hand them drugs within the hour of their appointment, the only way is to risk poisoning yourself.

If you are a dude and have connections, and you use those connections to score clean estrogen instead of clean testosterone or clean human growth hormone or Adderall or "medical" weed then you're not only a failure but also a state-approved retard.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

"Here's a calming Indian herb. I think it'll help you."
"REEEEEE"

 

[Muttley]

these troons are retards

you cannot get serotonin syndrome from a fucking dietary supplement
theres not even scientific evidence that they fucking work
you cannot overdose on hormones in the same way someone might overdose on a psychoactive drug
and serotonin syndrome is almost never fatal

and these are the people who promote the DIY directory

if you think taking “testosterone boosting” dietary supplements can fuck up your limbic system in the same way drugs can, youre a depraved coomer retard who should never give advice to anyone

 

[Otterly]

But looking at it, it's just some bullshit hippy herb. Likely no more effective than St. John's Wort for depression is. Specifically comes from the glorious street shitter lands of India.

Herbal medicine is funny. Some of it is completely ineffective but some does have quite powerful effects. Not always the effects you want. Remember that up until the modern (very modern) era of in silico design, almost all drugs were derived from plants (and the rest were derived from bacteria, toxins or fungi etc.) plenty of herbal stuff can help or harm you or interact very badly with other drugs. Belladonna, for example. Think about how many plants can actually kill you - there’s no doubt that herbally derived compounds have active effects. The issue is what and whether it’s good or bad.
Ashwaghanda seems to be one of those that does have some effects and mainly ok. It has been studied a bit and there’s work saying it’s as effective as lorezempam in rats (Anxiolytic-antidepressant activity of Withania somnifera glycowithanolides: an experimental study S K Bhattacharya et al. Phytomedicine. 2000 Dec.)
I’d never heard of serotonin syndrome using it so I had a quick look and there’s been like one case. So troons certainly just being hysterical there. Lots of stuff interacts with SSRIs and the current generation are eating SSRIs like they’re candy.
The funniest thing is that the name means ‘smells like a horse’ because it smells of male horse sweat. Another addition to troon pungency?

 

[Faceless Whore]

Apparently the guys running it are connected somehow to QueerQuirk.com, which is selling "Pride Merch."

>Celebrate your pride with our amazing lineup of products to help you express the true you!
That profile text is not-even-trying-to-hide-it trolling and it goes to show just how fucking retarded troons are that none of them didn't immediately look at that and realize it.

They should try self-immolation as a protest that will show us bigots.

Or they could plan a protest outside the governer's office by hanging themselves from trees. They can call it "ACT OR ACK!"

The funniest thing is that the name means ‘smells like a horse’ because it smells of male horse sweat. Another addition to troon pungency?

The points just keep adding up. This is like a 500IQ troll, it's poetic.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I like how they think DIY shit made in a bathtub is perfectly safe but a calming plant is a literal death sentence for them kek.

It's the Belle Delphine way of trying to look like a sexy women, but being lazy enough to think that only taking (fake) supplements will actually boost your contaminated estrogen levels.

 

[Berrakh]

This is like the body-building forums trying to get Testosterone in the late 19990s, early aughts all fucking over again, except this has societal, media and political approval. Fucking wild. The whole world has turned into a fucking death cult, its crazy.

If bodybuilders called it Gender Affirming Care for their Body Dysmorphia they’d have gotten away with it!

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Poisoning the trannies? Fucking based.

Then trannies are the most fucking based of all, because they all poison themselves and each other.

The key rule of troonery is that there is no gray area between transition and death. Transition is the only treatment for someone who is trans. Anything less than complete, unquestioning affirmation will result in intense dysphoria which will inevitably lead to suicide, for which you are morally culpable.

So it's a screwball religion, too?

If bodybuilders called it Gender Affirming Care for their Body Dysmorphia they’d have gotten away with it!

And be even more unbearable than troons (or vegans).

 

[SaveTheWhales]

Imagine if they had complains about an almond smell from the troonshine

"Our natural estrogen enhancement recipe contains safe ingredients found in nature, such as flax, chickpea, and apple seeds, so you don't need to worry about overdosing."

 

[HTTP Error 404]

This is like the body-building forums trying to get Testosterone in the late 19990s, early aughts all fucking over again, except this has societal, media and political approval. Fucking wild. The whole world has turned into a fucking death cult, its crazy.

"Sure, just pop some random pills that someone says are HRT and can magically transform you like your favorite anime. This is totally real and won't fucking kill you."

Meanwhile, because the official stance of the US Government is aging is not a disease, research into nootropics and anti-aging medicines is explicitly forbidden by law. You can buy black market anime girl pills, even explicitly market them to underaged autistic boys in order to help sterilize them as part of your fetish... but if you want to study why grandpa's brain is turning to paste when he hits 80 and maybe stop it, give him another 10-20 years to see his grandkids grow up, you can get fucked.

 

[Air support]

I'm actually totally for giving hrt to troons as it will remove them from the gene pool

 

[Slur Generator]

I'm actually totally for giving hrt to troons as it will remove them from the gene pool

Il go a step beyond and say that all troons should be given mandatory srs.