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Fat weebs are not an uncommon sight at the Mitsuwa, and there were plenty today due to ACEN. However, one manwhale not dressed like a weeb was spotted sitting on a stool while shopping in the grocery section.
Off-Topic Deathfat Encounters IRL - This thread is not your personal army.
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So this happened to me today and I found it wildly hilarious but unfortunately have no one to share it with who would find it funny so to the Farms we go.
I was engaging in my favorite pass time of drinking a beer in the sun while reading my book alone (because while I may be a woman in my early 30s I have the hobbies of somebody's grandfather). the particular beer garden I was at happens to be a favorite because they have very comfy, nicely varnished, picnic tables (no ass splinters!) which stay sunsoaked pretty much all afternoon, and smoking is permitted - jackpot. Anyway, a normal sized guy comes over and asks if he and his gf can share the table. I say sure cause I'm not an asshole and hogging a whole picnic table to myself is rude. Whatever. Its fine.
Until the gf in question hurples outside and promptly plops her fat ass across from her bf, on the same bench on which I am sitting.
Now this woman was just on the wrong side of "morbidly obese", hardly a deathfat, but she did take up the ENTIRE unoccupied section of the bench (for reference I ride the "underweight" line of the BMI scale so that's a LOT of bench).
When I say the bench bent I mean into a full c-curve. Her ass created a sinkhole in the wood which was quickly sucking all surrounding asses (mine) into it. The wood groaned. I heard the nails begging for mercy. The smooth varnish of the bench surface meant that I was essentially on a slide, slipping towards the black hole in spacetime created by her incredible flabulous girth while trying to maintain my composure and pretend I'm focused on my book.
I ended up having to hook my knee around the table leg and cling for dear life lest I be sucked into the Bermuda Triangle which her considerable heft had created in the middle of my fucking picnic bench.
The stench was secondary at that point. I was too busy trying not to crack up.
I was engaging in my favorite pass time of drinking a beer in the sun while reading my book alone (because while I may be a woman in my early 30s I have the hobbies of somebody's grandfather). the particular beer garden I was at happens to be a favorite because they have very comfy, nicely varnished, picnic tables (no ass splinters!) which stay sunsoaked pretty much all afternoon, and smoking is permitted - jackpot. Anyway, a normal sized guy comes over and asks if he and his gf can share the table. I say sure cause I'm not an asshole and hogging a whole picnic table to myself is rude. Whatever. Its fine.
Until the gf in question hurples outside and promptly plops her fat ass across from her bf, on the same bench on which I am sitting.
Now this woman was just on the wrong side of "morbidly obese", hardly a deathfat, but she did take up the ENTIRE unoccupied section of the bench (for reference I ride the "underweight" line of the BMI scale so that's a LOT of bench).
When I say the bench bent I mean into a full c-curve. Her ass created a sinkhole in the wood which was quickly sucking all surrounding asses (mine) into it. The wood groaned. I heard the nails begging for mercy. The smooth varnish of the bench surface meant that I was essentially on a slide, slipping towards the black hole in spacetime created by her incredible flabulous girth while trying to maintain my composure and pretend I'm focused on my book.
I ended up having to hook my knee around the table leg and cling for dear life lest I be sucked into the Bermuda Triangle which her considerable heft had created in the middle of my fucking picnic bench.
The stench was secondary at that point. I was too busy trying not to crack up.
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Simple, typical encounter that I found both laughable and irritating:
I was picking up supplies for a cookout. Ground beef, hot dogs, chips. When I went to the produce aisle for lettuce and tomatoes, a rolly-poly 300lb (at least) fat ass in a romper (sleeveless, short shorts) was making a very big deal of picking out salad kits. She was face timing someone, "They have Italian blend... Oh, this one looks good!" etc. Of course she took one glimpse at my basket and cast a very judgmental look at me.
I've known enough women like her, and have watched enough whiney social media posts to know what she was thinking- "I eat sooo healthy. All I eat is salads! Look at this skinny bitch with a basket of fatty meat and junk food! Obviously it's genetics!"
I was picking up supplies for a cookout. Ground beef, hot dogs, chips. When I went to the produce aisle for lettuce and tomatoes, a rolly-poly 300lb (at least) fat ass in a romper (sleeveless, short shorts) was making a very big deal of picking out salad kits. She was face timing someone, "They have Italian blend... Oh, this one looks good!" etc. Of course she took one glimpse at my basket and cast a very judgmental look at me.
I've known enough women like her, and have watched enough whiney social media posts to know what she was thinking- "I eat sooo healthy. All I eat is salads! Look at this skinny bitch with a basket of fatty meat and junk food! Obviously it's genetics!"
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There's one here that is so overweight that she needs to rest her giant fat apron on a sort of walker contraption with a ledge on it to keep it from dragging past her knees. The rest of her family is also morbidly obese, to a lesser extent (don't need a table on wheels to support a massive fat apron). Saw her once at the grocery store and once getting a welfare check. Haven't seen her in town for a few years though, wouldn't be surprised if she passed away. I was honestly amazed someone like that could be in her latter middle age in the first place.
Lady Crow
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At work, my group moved from a basement level to the 6th floor with a killer view. Awesome! A few days in, I'm trying to focus and actually get something done and I feel the "bounce"...literally, this 400+ lb dude on the same level causes the floor to bounce when he's walking by. My computer monitors audibly creak. It is so annoying that every time this fatass walks to the shitter, I fume for 15 minutes afterwards (yes, I know that is partially my fault but still).
One day, I saw him get a Chipoltle delivery from the lobby. No shit, not even 90 minutes later, he got ANOTHER delivery from a gyro spot. I actually felt bad after that because it's so clear he's addicted...but then I feel the bounce and I'm pissed again.
One day, I saw him get a Chipoltle delivery from the lobby. No shit, not even 90 minutes later, he got ANOTHER delivery from a gyro spot. I actually felt bad after that because it's so clear he's addicted...but then I feel the bounce and I'm pissed again.
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Went into a semi high end supermarket tonight. Had the (dis)pleasure of seeing a deathfat demand one of the workers get her a scootypuff. The worker explained their ‘puff was in use by another customer. The fat freaked the fuck out. “You’re supposed to have four! _______ (regional market chain) has ten!” (This is complete horseshit, they don’t fucking have TEN, I’ve been to that store)
The fat yelled at the worker “How long is she gonna be?!” (the old person on the scootypuff) The worker said she really had no clue and tried to be patient with this unreasonable beheem.
The fatty eventually waddled off muttering about going to some other store and filing an ADA complaint.
The entitlement is nuts. This slob has eaten herself into immobility and she expects it to be someone else’s problem? Fuck right off.
The fat yelled at the worker “How long is she gonna be?!” (the old person on the scootypuff) The worker said she really had no clue and tried to be patient with this unreasonable beheem.
The fatty eventually waddled off muttering about going to some other store and filing an ADA complaint.
The entitlement is nuts. This slob has eaten herself into immobility and she expects it to be someone else’s problem? Fuck right off.
RunRufusRun
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The local stores are having issues keeping the scootypuffs running.
Got so many lardasses locally that the stores have more than the normal amout of scooters. And they are breaking often.
Was told this by a manager and told them to "get a scale and make them weigh to see if they are over the scooter's limit"
Yep there is a limit to those scooters. And the 600lbers we got locally are over that limit.
Got so many lardasses locally that the stores have more than the normal amout of scooters. And they are breaking often.
Was told this by a manager and told them to "get a scale and make them weigh to see if they are over the scooter's limit"
Yep there is a limit to those scooters. And the 600lbers we got locally are over that limit.
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I have the displeasure of seeing morbidly obese people every day. Perhaps not 300-400 pound people, but it is an awful sight to see. It's like, short women that just sit on their porches smoking with tank tops on in the summer sweating like pigs. I have a personal experience that's currently ongoing that I thought would be kind of worth sharing because it's just weird to me as my family isn't a bunch of slobs.
So, I bitched my boyfriend into losing weight, but his brother's girlfriend is such a horrid sight. She uses being pregnant as an excuse to eat like an absolute pig and I think that woman is about 270+lbs at 5'3. His mother is no good herself. Apparently she was 320 pounds at some point at 5'8-5'9. She did lose a lot of weight herself but it still doesn't make things, well, right quite yet.
I don't understand why this gluttonous behavior is so normalized here.
I'm very athletic and slim myself so they're like, a backhanded type of insecure when I do come visit. A woman thing of course that beautiful ones have to deal with because they're the ones that made poor dietary choices.
I've never seen his mother or sister-in-law pick up a broom in the time I was there. I actually was the one who swept their house. I just thought that the floor was so cluttered with pet hair that I decided to start cleaning their house for them. And they weren't embarrassed either at their lazy housekeeping, or the fact that a guest is doing their housework. I was never thanked for that, or hauling her groceries for her, I was actually handed a different broom so I could work better!
When I wanted to go use his pool, I noticed that none of the girls wanted to swim with me except for his half sister. And mind you, his half sister is already medically classified as obese. She's also like ten. So, I don't think she realizes yet that society judges women like cattle. Sad truth of growing up. The fridge is loaded with unhealthy food even though the family is in debt. Groceries were over double the cost of my family despite being about the same number of people. The increased cost of obesity, firsthand experienced and seen verified.
Anyways, I used the pool like three times that weekend and I was wearing a flattering bikini, so, mind you, I think that upset them a bit. None of the ladies offered me a towel when I walked in, except for his brother, while they were engorging themselves.
I did refer to my body in one conversation because I used to be very overweight myself, nearly obese but not quite, and then decided to lose all of the weight. Well, anyways, the two of them said that they "didn't care".. If you don't care so much, why do you treat me differently? You made these choices yourself? I hate criticizing the family of someone I love but it's very hard to see the children within it becoming obese and this backhanded-ass behavior. Women like to assume your life is easy because you're pretty. They also like to assume you're a bad person.
I worked for this myself, sister. I so want to say that all you have to do is eat less like a pig and go outside more.
I literally saved money losing weight, it's called eating less?? Reading labels? It's not rocket science. It takes some self-respect, hard work, and dedication. I did not lose all that weight overnight by some magical metabolic force. I feel and look so much better now that women treat me like shit because they're jealous of me.
What's kind of strange about it is that you get much less compliments now. Women are difficult creatures to understand. I still have trouble understanding this dynamic myself.
You're treated worse by women when you're thin, than when you're fat, and you get a lot extra of unwanted male attention. I used to get complimented so much more when I was chubby by other women, but I was a lot less popular with men.
It seems the hideous are the ones praised by social media, while the genuinely beautiful chicks don't really get any praise nor attention for their appearance unless if they're famous. They just have to deal with this type of bullshit.
Anyways, that's my little rant. Enjoy. xx
So, I bitched my boyfriend into losing weight, but his brother's girlfriend is such a horrid sight. She uses being pregnant as an excuse to eat like an absolute pig and I think that woman is about 270+lbs at 5'3. His mother is no good herself. Apparently she was 320 pounds at some point at 5'8-5'9. She did lose a lot of weight herself but it still doesn't make things, well, right quite yet.
I don't understand why this gluttonous behavior is so normalized here.
I'm very athletic and slim myself so they're like, a backhanded type of insecure when I do come visit. A woman thing of course that beautiful ones have to deal with because they're the ones that made poor dietary choices.
I've never seen his mother or sister-in-law pick up a broom in the time I was there. I actually was the one who swept their house. I just thought that the floor was so cluttered with pet hair that I decided to start cleaning their house for them. And they weren't embarrassed either at their lazy housekeeping, or the fact that a guest is doing their housework. I was never thanked for that, or hauling her groceries for her, I was actually handed a different broom so I could work better!
When I wanted to go use his pool, I noticed that none of the girls wanted to swim with me except for his half sister. And mind you, his half sister is already medically classified as obese. She's also like ten. So, I don't think she realizes yet that society judges women like cattle. Sad truth of growing up. The fridge is loaded with unhealthy food even though the family is in debt. Groceries were over double the cost of my family despite being about the same number of people. The increased cost of obesity, firsthand experienced and seen verified.
Anyways, I used the pool like three times that weekend and I was wearing a flattering bikini, so, mind you, I think that upset them a bit. None of the ladies offered me a towel when I walked in, except for his brother, while they were engorging themselves.
I did refer to my body in one conversation because I used to be very overweight myself, nearly obese but not quite, and then decided to lose all of the weight. Well, anyways, the two of them said that they "didn't care".. If you don't care so much, why do you treat me differently? You made these choices yourself? I hate criticizing the family of someone I love but it's very hard to see the children within it becoming obese and this backhanded-ass behavior. Women like to assume your life is easy because you're pretty. They also like to assume you're a bad person.
I worked for this myself, sister. I so want to say that all you have to do is eat less like a pig and go outside more.
I literally saved money losing weight, it's called eating less?? Reading labels? It's not rocket science. It takes some self-respect, hard work, and dedication. I did not lose all that weight overnight by some magical metabolic force. I feel and look so much better now that women treat me like shit because they're jealous of me.
What's kind of strange about it is that you get much less compliments now. Women are difficult creatures to understand. I still have trouble understanding this dynamic myself.
You're treated worse by women when you're thin, than when you're fat, and you get a lot extra of unwanted male attention. I used to get complimented so much more when I was chubby by other women, but I was a lot less popular with men.
It seems the hideous are the ones praised by social media, while the genuinely beautiful chicks don't really get any praise nor attention for their appearance unless if they're famous. They just have to deal with this type of bullshit.
Anyways, that's my little rant. Enjoy. xx
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Cuntspiracy Man
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ill be honest mate
i came here to read funny stories of human-beast freakouts in public, not your personal blog
this was about 10% funny happenings and 90% talking about how much better you are than them
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Why do you sound like a tranny? This is your autogynephile fantasy, isn't it? Transformation theme, chosen by a guy, "women are jealous because i'm pretty".
The only real-sounding detail here is when the smallfat characters told you "we don't care" lmfao forever.
RunRufusRun
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FUCK!!
Saw a family of hamplanets today. Had to goto a different grocery store. Pass by the snack aisle and saw them.
None of them were taller than 5'5". All 5 of them appeared to be wider than they were tall. The father,mother and two oldest kids had shopping carts. Loaded up with snack foods.
Few minutes later I passed back by that aisle. They are leaving and the aisle looks like a tornado hit it. Bag of chips and cookies on the floor. A few open.
When I went to check out,the Lardass Family was next to me. Watched as both parents whipped out EBT cards to pay for the 4 carts full of junk food.
The smell... I have smelt many bad smells. Grew up in a town with a paper mill. Been to morgues and slaughter houses. This family smelt worse than all that.
Take 4 month old milk. Put that out in the sun for 2 weeks and that might be close to how they smelt.
Saw a family of hamplanets today. Had to goto a different grocery store. Pass by the snack aisle and saw them.
None of them were taller than 5'5". All 5 of them appeared to be wider than they were tall. The father,mother and two oldest kids had shopping carts. Loaded up with snack foods.
Few minutes later I passed back by that aisle. They are leaving and the aisle looks like a tornado hit it. Bag of chips and cookies on the floor. A few open.
When I went to check out,the Lardass Family was next to me. Watched as both parents whipped out EBT cards to pay for the 4 carts full of junk food.
The smell... I have smelt many bad smells. Grew up in a town with a paper mill. Been to morgues and slaughter houses. This family smelt worse than all that.
Take 4 month old milk. Put that out in the sun for 2 weeks and that might be close to how they smelt.
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Because it sounds like you acted like a complete cunt and are oblivious to how your behavior is perceived. Please come back and tell us how the wedding goes, I'm sure it'll be a bridezilla story for the ages. Cleaning your hosts' house unasked is only acceptable if they are your parents or grandparents, otherwise it is an unacceptable crossing of boundaries and generally perceived as rude and judgmental, this is why they didn't thank you. Politely ignoring the inappropriate behavior of the bitch their cucked son brought home was the polite thing to do here. They didn't want to swim with you because they don't want to be around you, because women can spot a Heard-tier bitch after we've met a few, that's why the kid who didn't know any better was the only one willing to socialize. They know what you think of them and they hate your for it, they must love their son very much to put up with your presence.
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I think the entire story is a bunch of bullshit.
Cuntspiracy Man
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yknow you acted like a moron when the entire thread dedicated to autists making fun of fatties, stops the laughing at fatties, to tell you that you were being a cunt to the fatties
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You must have a really pathetic life if you bother to type up that boring "story" to tell this thread how much better you are.
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Please go back to normieland.com where I'm sure everyone stands up and claps. The coping and insecurity is wafting through my monitor.
ETA: LOL holy shit.
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Something similar happened to me a few days ago.
I ran into a fat girl in her early twenties and her boyfriend at the supermarket the other day. Probably somewhere between 300 and 400 lbs. She was wearing a white crop top exposing her fat rolls spilling all over her waistband, and a long skirt that looked like a tent on her. Her cheeks resembling those of a Chipmunk or the fat kid from Disney Pixars UP jiggled and her eyes looked like they were slowly getting devoured by her fat face.
Her waddling body was followed by an odor of synthetic clothing, nasty sweat (low-key like a moldy cheeseburger) and cheap perfume.
She proudly showed off her varices all over her arms and she was easily filling out half of the corridor. She asked her stick-thin boyfriend in a very annoying tone:" Can we buy Whoppers? Oh they dont have Whoppers at all. Oh, over there's Whoppers. Can we buy Whoppers?"
See how bad those fattys are when it comes to self-control? Like a little toddler they keep wanting what they want (mostly food) NOW.
Just watch them, they'll always get frustrated very quickly and often tend to let out stress sighs it something doesnt immediatly goes their way.
I felt sorry for the guy, his eyes looked dead, he didn't even tried to answer something and seemed embarrassed.
Maybe he likes his whale so much he keeps her around i guess.
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I was in a Wal-Mart in the inner city quite awhile ago and saw this giant fat black woman carting her horrendously retarded and even fatter adult son who resembled a charred potato around on a flattened cardboard box. He was rapping and knocking items off of the shelves
This was pre-smartphone era sadly
This was pre-smartphone era sadly
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Some guys are with obese chicks because they're so demoralised and beaten down that they don't know how to leave. Others are turned on by obese women. It can be hard to tell the difference at times; some fetishists get so deep into it that the only time they come to life is when they are indulging.
Twenty years ago I worked with a woman who was stick thin. Over time I learned that she'd been raised religious, had married when she was eighteen, and had ended up with a premie after a difficult pregnancy. After the boy was old enough to start school, her husband announced that he didn't want to work anymore and quit his job. He subsequently spent most of his time at his local RSL, where there was a buffet. In the meantime, my coworker worked extremely long hours to cover their mortgage and had to hire services and enlist various relatives to help her with house cleaning and childcare. Her husband visited her at work once, and he was the second fatest person I'd ever seen in my life, up until then. He could still walk but needed a cane. I don't remember any smell but my sinuses where pretty fucked from chemical exposure, so who knows. My coworker was incredibly angry, humiliated and exhausted, but her child was still very young and she'd been taught by her parents and church that divorce was only acceptable in very dire circumstances. At that point she'd left her church, but what's ingrained during childhood can be very hard to shake. We weren't friends and didn't stay in contact after I left the job, but not long before I did she said that she'd given her husband an ultimatum to lose weight and get a job. This was long before the HAES movement, but it was clear that her husband viewed himself as following an alternate way of life, as opposed to being a gluttonous, lazy parasite who'd lucked onto a host who was hampered by ethical beliefs as well as legal concerns at the prospect of shaking clear of him and moving on.
He also apparently spent a shitload of her money on his Star Wars figurine collection.
Don't get married when you're still a teenager, people.