Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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A1 Steak Sauce said:
Finally motivated myself to catch up on Lucas. There's a few dozen tweets I could post, but most of them are just boring and unfunny. I did archive all I could. Here's the link to all the archives of Lucas's main Twitter on archive.ph.

Here's some recent best hits (deleted):
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Deleted likely due to fear of Swifties.
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Deleted because he's afraid of the site that doesn't exist.
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I don't even know why he posted this one is the first place. Drugs, I guess. Actually got the archive in time as well.
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Deleted because he wants to avoid getting attention for the DIYHRT.
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I don't even need to explain this one.
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Or why he unretweeted this.
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Deleted because it was somewhat funny. In case you can't interpret my expert screenshot, it's four Leafy tweets where he dunks on troons.
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Deleted because trannies hate cops and Lucas is a bootlicker.

I sincerely wish he'd shut the fuck up, I didn't miss archiving his unfunny ramblings.
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Lucas is obsessed with Leafy. I think he is dreaming of Leafy at night while he has gay polycule dilations with Potato Ogre.
 
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Every fucking Troon claims PTSD over the most benign shit. It's part pof their victim hood complex. Police knocked on your door and took your computer away for a day boo fucking hoo. I've had that happen before and these days I use it as a funny story that I bring up now and then in conversation and laugh about it. If I had ptsd for every time the cops knocked on my door I'd have like ptsd x 20. Grow the fuck up Lucas or end up like Brianna Wu sounding off about gamergate every 30 seconds. If the only interesting thing you have to talk about is how much the world has supposedly done you wrong then you're just a boring fucking textbook loser.
 
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Dizzydent said:
Every fucking Troon claims PTSD over the most benign shit. It's part pof their victim hood complex. Police knocked on your door and took your computer away for a day boo fucking hoo. I've had that happen before and these days I use it as a funny story that I bring up now and then in conversation and laugh about it. If I had ptsd for every time the cops knocked on my door I'd have like ptsd x 20. Grow the fuck up Lucas or end up like Brianna Wu sounding off about gamergate every 30 seconds. If the only interesting thing you have to talk about is how much the world has supposedly done you wrong then you're just a boring fucking textbook loser.
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Its become a meme that any ASPD asshole will claim ptsd or addiction(like Lucas) whenever they get called out for being a prick.

It’s the go to for narcs when they need to deflect blame for being pieces of shit.
 
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I've been going back and listening to all of the mati episodes from the very beginning and I've finally reach the point where Keffals is first mentioned.

It's actually kind of amazing to realize how small it all started and how quickly it escalated.

Keffals really could have been forgotten, like a lot of the other cows that are mentioned only a few times on stream before not being brought up again.

He really did this to himself.

The MATI podcast, as it goes Made fun of this troon's ratios Time to document On the Big I Internet Keffal's year-long freakshow
 
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Current timeline:
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Kees H said:
I was out touching grass (you should try it Lucas, having a normal life, without being terminally online) and this fucker only made two le edge type of posts the last couple of days about being in Belfast, not understanding the difference between the islands Great Britain and Ireland, until his coomer buddies corrected him. Would be funny if a true and honest Irish person will kick his ass over him not understanding basic geography, tho.

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He'll loose teeth saying shit like that in the wrong place.
 
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prolapsed_cranium said:
He'll loose teeth saying shit like that in the wrong place.
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The Irish and Scots get really mad whenever you question their sovereignty. It makes them really fun to troll. All you have to do is point out, rightly, that Ireland and Scotland aren't real countries, just more England. Granted, if someone called me English I'd get mad too.
 
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After a couple of quiet days of Lucas, he's back to full on cringeposting on Bluesky. I think he's finally settled in Ireland and ready to rub stinkditches with EllenFromNowOn. You can really notice he needs to get his internet addiction back on track, with all of the cringe this faggot is able to post in a couple of hours. First of all, one of le edge type "shitposts" we are used to from Lucas.

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And another le edgy joke about his other addiction other than drugs: ratios.

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Apparently he's happy fucking EFNO.

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Lucas doesn't know how technology works and doesn't know how to reach one of his faggoty little friends on BlueSky.

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This is the account he's trying to message but failing (as usual), looks like another dumb tranny drug addict tbh:
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Zomg guise, a site people who are not pozloaded are not yet able to access is so much more friendly to my derangement uwu <3<3<3

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He's nocturnal again, just jetlag, or drugs? I am betting on drugs.

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No clue wtf this is. But I thought I'd include it.

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Zomg you guys, it's so exhausting hating on Keffals and frens. When it comes to "I barely talk about being trans", press X to doubt.

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That's it when it comes to Keffals his cringeposting so far on Bluesky.
 
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It’s not trannies people hate, its autogynephiles
And everyone hates them
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Nah, I hate them all. Even the one or two that aren't AGP are still smelly, histrionic, malicious, self-pitying, obnoxious, and appalling to the eye. Also, fuck the pooners. You can grill with da bois in hell. Heckin valid, cunt.
 
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This is late as fuck because I forgot to post it. Anyway, Tipster should've been less fat and obnoxious. He was seemingly doxed previously, but it's outdated by 6 years (minimum). The site it was on appears dead anyway. So here's an updated dox.

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Speedrunning, not even once. Also, someone else must hate his fat ass because this was archived months ago. Also, the little map is not an accurate dox, it's about 30 odd miles off.
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POWERWORD: Robert J Santellan Jr
BIRTHDAY: January 7th, 1987
ADDRESS: 15605 Willow Dr, Fontana, CA 92337
PHONE NUMBER: (909) 827-4931
EMAIL: robertsantellan@netzero.net, robert@itsyaboitipster.tv

Here's some Joe Ingles' highlights:
 
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In some of the more bizarre cope I've seen lately, Keffals claims he looks like this because he was "bending over to put something in a computer", and he has big boobs and a baggy shirt.



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Also, Keffals posted this retarded tweet and then deleted it because he (presumably) realized that yes, it is crazy:

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