Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Strangolapreti]

I wish cuckas was chosen to play Snowhite in the upcoming live action remake.
Just for the sake of watching the chaos that would ensue the moment the movie comes out.
And to see who would play the queen that isn't as beautiful as him...

 

[Super-Chevy454]

I hope that he gets laughed out of the HRT and doesn’t get any money. It will be funny when even Potato Ogre has enough of the lazy fat grifter and Luke has to return penniless with a big tax bill from the CRA.

What would be more ironic is Lucas walk at the wrong corner of the street in Belfast and fall in a no-go zone.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

This. He's a lazy fuck who can't get shit done himself.

Using ChatGPT and then saying the words from the program is a good path to getting a defamation suit.

By all means, use ChatGPT.

 

[Kees H]

Quick Bluesky update. Apparently EllenFromNowOn ans Lucas are now living together. Great engagement on these messages as well, btw.


And apparently he's going to make video essays. Would be great material to fall asleep to, as Keffals his shit is boring as fuck.

 

[Baraadmirer]

I wonder how many months "home" is going to last.

 

[Punished Neco]

Quick Bluesky update. Apparently EllenFromNowOn ans Lucas are now living together. Great engagement on these messages as well, btw.
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Keffals was only back in Canada for about 9 days before returning to NIreland.
That doesn't sound like long enough to get properly moved out and get all things Canuck side worked out. Probably a large amount of belongings put into storage/mothers house and the important stuff (the computer) will be shipped across the pond.
This also means my original prediction was wrong and we likely won't be spared from a Keffals stream this Friday.

Meanwhile Keffals put out an actually funny tweet

1.1 million impressions! 35.5 thousand Likes!...-15 followers, somehow.
How does that even work? You can easily do 300 new followers from a tweet with that much engagement which means it's being totally offset by people being reminded they're following Keffals and rectifying that situation.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Quick Bluesky update. Apparently EllenFromNowOn ans Lucas are now living together. Great engagement on these messages as well, btw.
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And apparently he's going to make video essays. Would be great material to fall asleep to, as Keffals his shit is boring as fuck.
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Anyone else notice Lucas used a sad face to describe going to the Colony. Tension might already be brewing in the polycule.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Anyone else notice Lucas used a sad face to describe going to the Colony. Tension might already be brewing in the polycule.

Yeah, and there might be more than meet the eyes.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Opening a beer with different things other than a proper bottle opener is not "party tricks", it's survival of the fittest.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Opening a beer with different things other than a proper bottle opener is not "party tricks", it's survival of the fittest.

I once met a dude with an amputated arm below the elbow, so he had about six inches of forearm. He could open beer bottles with his stump, it was cool as fuck.

Good God Keffals has been boring as fuck for the past few weeks. I wish he'd go on a rampage, or get caught doing hard drugs after pretending to go to rehab, or get blown up by an Irish car bomb. Fucking anything man, I just need cahntent!

 

[Got Milk!]

Making one of Lucas's videos entertaining would be beyond the powers of any film maker.
You could travel back to the 1980's in a DeLorean and kidnap Stephen Spielberg at the height of his career and talent, give him the budget and the team that worked on Close Encounters of the Third Kind, and it would be less entertaining than the Star Wars Holiday Special original broadcast, where they forgot the subtitles and it was an hour and a half of Wookies making grunting noises to each other.

So, you're saying Lucas should go the North Korean route?

Tldr: The best Koreans kidnapped a famous S. Korean director and his actress wife because their home grown films were uninspired shit.

 

[Procrastinhater]

So, you're saying Lucas should go the North Korean route?

Tldr: The best Koreans kidnapped a famous S. Korean director and his actress wife because their home grown films were uninspired shit.

Was that the one where Kim kidnapped the director of Godzilla and made him make a knockoff North Korean Godzilla or is this a different one?

 

[Got Milk!]

Was that the one where Kim kidnapped the director of Godzilla and made him make a knockoff North Korean Godzilla or is this a different one?

One and the same fren.
Although the wildest part to me is they were kidnapped 6 months apart and South Korea didn't (apparently) do shit to protect her after they got her husband.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

One and the same fren.
Although the wildest part to me is they were kidnapped 6 months apart and South Korea didn't (apparently) do shit to protect her after they got her husband.

Never expected this to come up in a Keffals thread. It was called Pulgasari and it was basically Godzilla but set in feudal Korea while also having the weird communist messaging that Kim was insistent on. The background behind the actual movie is far more interesting than the film itself.

So if Lucas went this route, would he be called Pulgasorrenti?

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Good God Keffals has been boring as fuck for the past few weeks.

its so kind of lucas to hold off on being retarded till the site comes back up on clearnet.

 

[Kees H]

I was out touching grass (you should try it Lucas, having a normal life, without being terminally online) and this fucker only made two le edge type of posts the last couple of days about being in Belfast, not understanding the difference between the islands Great Britain and Ireland, until his coomer buddies corrected him. Would be funny if a true and honest Irish person will kick his ass over him not understanding basic geography, tho.

 

[AnOminous]

Would be funny if a true and honest Irish person will kick his ass over him not understanding basic geography, tho.

Imagine being so profoundly retarded you literally don't even know what nation you're in.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Finally motivated myself to catch up on Lucas. There's a few dozen tweets I could post, but most of them are just boring and unfunny. I did archive all I could. Here's the link to all the archives of Lucas's main Twitter on archive.ph.

Here's some recent best hits (deleted):

Deleted likely due to fear of Swifties.

Deleted because he's afraid of the site that doesn't exist.

I don't even know why he posted this one is the first place. Drugs, I guess. Actually got the archive in time as well.
(A)

Deleted because he wants to avoid getting attention for the DIYHRT.

I don't even need to explain this one.

Or why he unretweeted this.

Deleted because it was somewhat funny. In case you can't interpret my expert screenshot, it's four Leafy tweets where he dunks on troons.

Deleted because trannies hate cops and Lucas is a bootlicker.

I sincerely wish he'd shut the fuck up, I didn't miss archiving his unfunny ramblings.

 

[Meltryllis]

I don't even know why he posted this one is the first place. Drugs, I guess. Actually got the archive in time as well.
(A)

Usually I'd assume the default reaction to something like this would be trying to disavow the video entirely, but apparently Lucas is perfectly happy to admit that the Peter Lorre face is an accurate depiction of himself.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

I sincerely wish he'd shut the fuck up, I didn't miss archiving his unfunny ramblings.

Yeah but on the other hand, if he tweeted by accident the n-word or said something who's antisemitic, that would be priceless.