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He has two videos on his Patreon that are both over 3 hours long. One is talking with EVS and the other with Turkey Tom. There's also a shorter interview with Jon Del Arroz.
💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Check out Mr Smith on youtube. He's an electrical engineer who occasionally posts amusing rants when he's bored and waiting for something to happen. He's a homegrown Pat-poster because Ricky childed him on Twitter, and he's funny. His most recent video is about Leslie's battle with the pig, and Mr Smith's vids are a good way to pass the time waiting for Porsalin to cry uncle and call an end to Part One of Ricky's Retardation.
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He has to fight because slapping at a bitch is the only chance he perceives he has at an actual victory.
If he pulled this shit on a man, he'd be bleeding on the floor with no teeth. And nobody would even spoon feed them to him, because threatening to spoon feed someone his teeth is something only a fat faggot with bitch tits like Pat would ever even do.
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And meanwhile Fat Rick is like out of the thousand copies of my last book, there are at least 999 left after the one I bought so I'm still IN PRINT.
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I believe all 3 scenarios are possible. I can see Pat doing it himself for attention, (but I think he's way too stupid to not get caught), I can see a pest doing it because some of those motherfuckers are genuinely crazy, and I can see it being a random asshole who likes shit-stirring, (maybe the same person/group responsible for other random lolcow swattings).
What I find weird is the sheer number of times it's happened, even though most of them aren't real swattings. That definitely suggests it's someone with an active interest in old pig-tits. Maybe it's Nikki hoping the cops will shoot him by mistake and free her.
I would give all my Christmas's for Trump to QRT Pat calling him a fat loser, maybe the fattest loser he ever saw, folks. His rage would be so incandescent I think he'd actually have to be committed.
Weird Pat doesn't believe her (admittedly weird) claim about her childhood home being raided but we're supposed to believe he's currently been swatted more times than a fucking cartel member, even though we have evidence 99% of those 'swattings' were just the cops calling up and asking if he shot himself or his handler.
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The balls on the dick, as it were.
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This might be the very first tiny glimpse of anything resembling intelligence on Pat's part, which is why I think he did it accidentally.
The subtle shift from "house being raided" to "house was SWATTed" would have been an excellent debate move; as it is likely that Leslie was not swatted as a toddler (except on the ass when she was a disobedient shit). According to https://duotrope.com/listing/29548/leslie-varney (a - had to use wayback as cloudflare was fucking the others) her family was on a "hippie farm" so she probably means literally raided by federal agents, and she's basically lucky she didn't get Waco'd.
Swatting is absolutely bitchmade compared to an actual raid.
Has Null done a personstream on fatrick? I know he's not a huge fan of the fanbase, but he does a great voice.
There's decent money to be made laundering his personstreams for normies.
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So, Ade has already found a new man after the unfortunate death of PCJ (pbuh). Clearly, she's a dependent type who always needs a man starring in her life. This Isn't funny overall, but it's extra funny considering her behavior proves that Pat ain't shit for a provider. She was married to him, knew his present and future potential best, and concluded "Nope, this man is a loser. Despite the turmoil divorcing while pregnant will bring, I need to rely on a man more worthy and dependable."
Once again, Pat finds his rightful place on the bottom of life's totem pole.
Once again, Pat finds his rightful place on the bottom of life's totem pole.
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Null has stated that he does not like to do person streams on cows who are actively producing milk (of which Fatrick is certainly producing a lot of, possibly more than any other currently active lolcow on the site).
Also, I highly doubt that he will have any time for a while to do one, what with trying to get the farms back on clearnet (and the headaches with ddos attacks when he does), he was supposed to do a person stream on Lowtax (someone who’s saga is definitively over) but hasn’t had the time to do that one either.
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In terms of looks she has a type too, however John and Joe make money and would be considered "real men"
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Pat, who is at least 0-3 in terms of court case victories, is threatening legal action against this woman who dared to “no, child” him back. Is there a legal term for this sort of reverse hat trick where on manages to lose in a civil case, a criminal case, and a restraining order complaint?
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Patrick has the most bovine demeanor of any person I've seen. He should be peacefully grazing in a meadow somewhere without any stress about stalkerchilds, were it not for the cruel fate that made him a man.
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What a delusional pig, he does this tweets like he's the badass from a movie. How this dummy can handle real life?
Also, I can believe him being a pervert.
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Leslie has been deconstructing Patrick's delusions for three days now. What a master class of pig destruction!
Edit: It looks somewhat better in black and white, but pretty spooky either way. Fatrick's demons are unlikely to be exorcized.
Edit: It looks somewhat better in black and white, but pretty spooky either way. Fatrick's demons are unlikely to be exorcized.
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Leslie has actually managed to bring in authors who sell books and get awards as did her mother who was pretty well respected in her role. Patrick isn't even a known entity to this woman or the people she works with. Rather nice lady even though her current business is all about hiring inclusive clients.
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The birth of a patposter really is one of the most beautiful parts of nature.