Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I know what you mean but she is giving him (and now Shane) a thorough ass kicking. If those two were capable of feeling embarrassment they would die from these interactions.

Courtesy of the Brothermen (peace be upon them):

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I guarantee all of Rick's debt that she looked up his agent, publisher status and sales.

She probably could have absolutely buried him here but gave mercy when she saw it.

Pat thinks just because he's the fattest man ever that there's nobody bigger than him he can't pick on.
 
Where the fuck is Porsalin and his much-teased 'Pay Quasi' video?

It was announced back in Feb. 2023. I.I.R.C, either he or Beige Frequency have a KF account.

Every day that you do nothing is another day that little black boys are hunted and butchered for poorly made spiced Italian-American sausages.
He has two videos on his Patreon that are both over 3 hours long. One is talking with EVS and the other with Turkey Tom. There's also a shorter interview with Jon Del Arroz.
 
Smaller videos that come out more regularly would be way better.
Check out Mr Smith on youtube. He's an electrical engineer who occasionally posts amusing rants when he's bored and waiting for something to happen. He's a homegrown Pat-poster because Ricky childed him on Twitter, and he's funny. His most recent video is about Leslie's battle with the pig, and Mr Smith's vids are a good way to pass the time waiting for Porsalin to cry uncle and call an end to Part One of Ricky's Retardation.
 
I'm actually laughing hard at how mad he gets when he's compared to someone like Donald Trump and continues to fight like a bitch against a seemingly nice lady.
He has to fight because slapping at a bitch is the only chance he perceives he has at an actual victory.

If he pulled this shit on a man, he'd be bleeding on the floor with no teeth. And nobody would even spoon feed them to him, because threatening to spoon feed someone his teeth is something only a fat faggot with bitch tits like Pat would ever even do.
 
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Holy shit, that one burn is caustic.
"Which industry are you part of now? I don't think I'm in the same industry;"

She's the kind of person who works for a living, unlike Patrick Tomlinson.
And meanwhile Fat Rick is like out of the thousand copies of my last book, there are at least 999 left after the one I bought so I'm still IN PRINT.
 
What gets me is that Patrick never fucking tried to just lock his account for 2 weeks and work on his fucking writing. Don't talk on FaceBook if you get SWAT'd, just endure it because after a while people would move on. I'm honestly in the camp that thinks Pat has SWAT'd himself, not all of them, but he's someone who wants to recapture the glory so he can get tv interviews that won't sell his books because he hasn't written even short stories in years.
I believe all 3 scenarios are possible. I can see Pat doing it himself for attention, (but I think he's way too stupid to not get caught), I can see a pest doing it because some of those motherfuckers are genuinely crazy, and I can see it being a random asshole who likes shit-stirring, (maybe the same person/group responsible for other random lolcow swattings).

What I find weird is the sheer number of times it's happened, even though most of them aren't real swattings. That definitely suggests it's someone with an active interest in old pig-tits. Maybe it's Nikki hoping the cops will shoot him by mistake and free her.
This dumb fatass is getting progressively dunked on by more and more famous and influential people. I can't wait until a local politician, hopefully who aligns with Pat's views, starts Patposting.
I would give all my Christmas's for Trump to QRT Pat calling him a fat loser, maybe the fattest loser he ever saw, folks. His rage would be so incandescent I think he'd actually have to be committed.
I'm going to have to tap out because Pat is being such a dick that I might get MATI. Please enjoy Leslie mocking him, then him not believing HER story about getting "raided" and having PTSD. This is going to go all weekend, I've never seen him quite this mad.


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Weird Pat doesn't believe her (admittedly weird) claim about her childhood home being raided but we're supposed to believe he's currently been swatted more times than a fucking cartel member, even though we have evidence 99% of those 'swattings' were just the cops calling up and asking if he shot himself or his handler.
 
This might be the very first tiny glimpse of anything resembling intelligence on Pat's part, which is why I think he did it accidentally.

The subtle shift from "house being raided" to "house was SWATTed" would have been an excellent debate move; as it is likely that Leslie was not swatted as a toddler (except on the ass when she was a disobedient shit). According to https://duotrope.com/listing/29548/leslie-varney (a - had to use wayback as cloudflare was fucking the others) her family was on a "hippie farm" so she probably means literally raided by federal agents, and she's basically lucky she didn't get Waco'd.

Swatting is absolutely bitchmade compared to an actual raid.
People really just need to make a "Quick Rundown on Fatrick" video. Like short form video with the Andrew Nadolski case and the Josiah tape where he sounds the most unhinged about getting pranked called.
Patrick has so many great sound bites.
Has Null done a personstream on fatrick? I know he's not a huge fan of the fanbase, but he does a great voice.

There's decent money to be made laundering his personstreams for normies.
 
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So, Ade has already found a new man after the unfortunate death of PCJ (pbuh). Clearly, she's a dependent type who always needs a man starring in her life. This Isn't funny overall, but it's extra funny considering her behavior proves that Pat ain't shit for a provider. She was married to him, knew his present and future potential best, and concluded "Nope, this man is a loser. Despite the turmoil divorcing while pregnant will bring, I need to rely on a man more worthy and dependable."

Once again, Pat finds his rightful place on the bottom of life's totem pole.
 
Has Null done a personstream on fatrick? I know he's not a huge fan of the fanbase, but he does a great voice.

There's decent money to be made laundering his personstreams for normies.
Null has stated that he does not like to do person streams on cows who are actively producing milk (of which Fatrick is certainly producing a lot of, possibly more than any other currently active lolcow on the site).

Also, I highly doubt that he will have any time for a while to do one, what with trying to get the farms back on clearnet (and the headaches with ddos attacks when he does), he was supposed to do a person stream on Lowtax (someone who’s saga is definitively over) but hasn’t had the time to do that one either.
 
So, Ade has already found a new man after the unfortunate death of PCJ (pbuh). Clearly, she's a dependent type who always needs a man starring in her life. This Isn't funny overall, but it's extra funny considering her behavior proves that Pat ain't shit for a provider. She was married to him, knew his present and future potential best, and concluded "Nope, this man is a loser. Despite the turmoil divorcing while pregnant will bring, I need to rely on a man more worthy and dependable."

Once again, Pat finds his rightful place on the bottom of life's totem pole.
In terms of looks she has a type too, however John and Joe make money and would be considered "real men"
 
Pat, who is at least 0-3 in terms of court case victories, is threatening legal action against this woman who dared to “no, child” him back. Is there a legal term for this sort of reverse hat trick where on manages to lose in a civil case, a criminal case, and a restraining order complaint?


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What a delusional pig, he does this tweets like he's the badass from a movie. How this dummy can handle real life?

Also, I can believe him being a pervert.
 
Leslie has actually managed to bring in authors who sell books and get awards as did her mother who was pretty well respected in her role. Patrick isn't even a known entity to this woman or the people she works with. Rather nice lady even though her current business is all about hiring inclusive clients.
 
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