Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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big baby jesus said:
I watched his "Killing Joke" video and I also noticed that he seems to be really emphasizing his Boston accent.

If he hates dark and edgy shit, I'd love for him to read the "Crossed" comics. He'd get triggered pretty bad.
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Lemme guess, it was a vid of him sperging over Batgirl's treatment and white-knighting for her like all the cucks are doing right now.

EDIT: I'd also like to mention how his Jason Bourne review highlights what makes him a shit critic: right off the bat he acts like he's special for not liking the Bourne films and comes off as clearly not giving the movie it's day in court (as Roger Ebery put it). And nobody can ever simply enjoy things he doesn't. No, they have to have some deep-seated psychological reason for why they don't see the truth about them that Bob is so enlightened on.
 
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Lensherr said:
Lemme guess, it was a vid of him sperging over Batgirl's treatment and white-knighting for her like all the cucks are doing right now.

EDIT: I'd also like to mention how his Jason Bourne review highlights what makes him a shit critic: right off the bat he acts like he's special for not liking the Bourne films and comes off as clearly not giving the movie it's day in court (as Roger Ebery put it). And nobody can ever simply enjoy things he doesn't. No, they have to have some deep-seated psychological reason for why they don't see the truth about them that Bob is so enlightened on.
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In the video, he also disses Mr. Robot, which I think is unfair, because Bob & Elliot are both delusional shut-ins on the internet who want to change the world in their images, have family issues, think lowly of everyone else around them and are obsessed with figures from their childhood to a disturbing degree.
 
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
Why does the skin on Bob's face look like it wants to leave his skull?

but onto the review himself. First off, is it just me, or is his accent getting thicker? Secondly, I've never been a big fa of the Bourne series of films. But Bob's clearly only hating it because it's a popular film series.
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For what ever reason he's stopped trying to hide his accent in more recent videos. His voice was already grating, but the absolutely cartoonish Boston accent just makes him sound so much more loathsome.
 
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For what ever reason he's stopped trying to hide his accent in more recent videos. His voice was already grating, but the absolutely cartoonish Boston accent just makes him sound so much more loathsome.
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I'm just waiting for the one day in which his accent overpowers him to the point of sounding completely unintelligible.

Not like he spoke intelligently to begin with.
 
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
Why does the skin on Bob's face look like it wants to leave his skull?
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He reminds me of my high school sociology teacher, who I always described as looking like a bear killed a way smaller person and was wearing his skin as a disguise and who I always suspected I'd run across during lunch down by the river catching fish with his bare hands
 
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Butta Face Lopez said:
He reminds me of my high school sociology teacher, who I always described as looking like a bear killed a way smaller person and was wearing his skin as a disguise and who I always suspected I'd run across during lunch down by the river catching fish with his bare hands
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The real question is: is it a bear or :autism:
 
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