Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Swole McPole]

If you mean as an investment, this one time a Sub would have made a great investment. You never could have known that, and for sure in the past that was in no way true.

Both really. But all Rolex sports watches have been a solid investment for the last twenty years or so. You wouldn't lose money buying any of them. And I think that's the key reason people buy Rolexes. If you buy most all other watches, you're just spunking your money away. Rolexes, you know you'll get your money back. They're like cash in the bank.

But yes, I enjoyed the car far more than I would have enjoyed any watch that would have just sat, unworn in a bank vault. My wife ran into the people that I sold it to a couple of weeks ago at a funeral and sent me pictures. I was still gutted that I sold it, but my ancient knees just couldn't take the getting in and out any more, so it was just sitting in my drive, undriven.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Spoiler: Horological sperging

Couldn't agree with you more. Fucking Rolex ETA is the Timex of the high horological world. .

FTFY, SA Manufacture Horlogère Suisse (ETA) manufactures the movements for all the major watch brands except some of the really high end ones (Co-axial Omega Speedmaster was handmade). Seiko still makes their own movements AFAIK, but they've gone full retard as St. Davis would say. And no, they aren't hand made, they are CNC'd. A handmade watch movement costs 40k minimum pre-covid.

The Rolex would have made twice what I paid for it.

Ahem,
20 years turned it into 660k. Hand made by a team of slave interns in an assembly line style watchsmakers.

Nick seems like the type of person saddled with responsibilities and expectations early in life, but who resents it and tries to escape them as much as he can. I know that everyone is different, but I cannot imagine this kind of desire for detached responsibility.

It is because he is addicted to the net and can't be patient and wait for a better return on investment (with less risk) like a nigger.

Or in balldo terms, instead of waiting after penile enhancement surgery to have sex, he has sex immediately and eviscerates his dick from cooming.

I'd love to be sit in the room for Nick's periodic calls with the rumble guys. I can't imagine they aren't trying to give him hints that he needs to pick up his numbers, and I'm sure he just tries to "explain" how everything's great and the Rumble guy just isn't seeing it right.

I suppose the higher up at rumble get told an impression of Nick as the booty warrior threatening to balldo the entire staff and their families, so they just let the sleeping dog lie.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I suppose the higher up at rumble get told an impression of Nick as the booty warrior threatening to balldo the entire staff and their families, so they just let the sleeping dog lie.

To borrow a rant from Nick:

'When you get on to a new freeze peach platform, can you just NOT COOM immediately and everyday? For at least 1 minutes? Can you just do it once and be happy with that!? Jesus.
..'

-A more sane Nose in an alternate world

 

[Dean Pentel]

Spoiler: Watch sperging almost as gay as Nick

FTFY, SA Manufacture Horlogère Suisse (ETA) manufactures the movements for all the major watch brands except some of the really high end ones (Co-axial Omega Speedmaster was handmade). Seiko still makes their own movements AFAIK, but they've gone full retard as St. Davis would say. And no, they aren't hand made, they are CNC'd. A handmade watch movement costs 40k minimum pre-covid.

Seiko movements run circles around base ETA calibers and anything Rolex makes. Bro, those spring drives? I'm gayer for those than Nick is for drinking himself into an early, balldo-filled grave. Shit, even the 8L35 they use in their Marinemasters I'd put up against any of the 31 series movements Rolex uses in their Sub line. The 31 series is regulated to be more accurate out of the box, for sure, but the 8L35 can match or exceed it easily. And my fellow watch lover in Christ, ETA only makes ebauches for those under the Swatch umbrella anymore.

What do you all think Nick hates more: his kids or anyone that inquires about the reasons he's burning his life to the ground and telling the Internet about it?

 

[Chibitzen]

It is because he is addicted to the net and can't be patient and wait for a better return on investment (with less risk) like a nigger.

What do you all think Nick hates more: his kids or anyone that inquires about the reasons he's burning his life to the ground and telling the Internet about it?

He is addicted to himself on the internet perhaps. Anyway, I also predict he gets frustrated everytime he has to physically walk over down to his computer. It drains the very mana from his delicate soul to have to commute so far. He'd rather stay in bed all day and read people fixating on him. Maybe the Locals Logistics should Gofund some train tracks to his bed. He'll get everything he wants and we'll be able to watch the trainwreck from the inside, Fishtank style. Same Day Cope&Seethe!

 

[Swole McPole]

Seiko movements run circles around base ETA calibers and anything Rolex makes. Bro, those spring drives? I'm gayer for those than Nick is for drinking himself into an early, balldo-filled grave.

Spoiler: Final watch sperging

The Grand Seiko is a lovely watch, but you're going to get bent over and rogered like Nick on a visit from Drex if you ever have to resell it.

They're also a bit 'old man' for my tastes as well. If I wanted a dress watch, I'd definitely take a Grand Seiko over anything in Rolex's line-up. But a dress watch isn't really me. Whereas there are a whole load of the Rolex sports watches in stainless steel I'd be happy to wear. Submariner, Explorer 1, Milgauss, Daytona, GMT. etc. They're all iconic. The only real problem with them is that they're massively overpriced. They were overpriced when they cost less than £5k. Now they all cost more than £10k -- even used -- well, I'll never be owning one. Unless my son sells his business and decides he wants to buy me a watch out of his winnings. I wouldn't turn my nose up at an Explorer 1.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Edit: lmao wtf?! Why label a post with a tophat only to finish reading it, have some sort of revelation and then make it a rainbow. This is why I gave you a paintchip! Calm the fuck down, Faran.

Don't sperg about stickers. Dhat's ghey.

Nick's first appearance online since his vacation is halfway thru flashcast today but he seemed too distracted. Turns out he's dealing with his locals.

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Edit: These were taken from the discord that ran off Cynthia.

I know a lot of people think nick is just bringing up the comic thing again because it's been recently discussed in the thread, but it could be that his drug fucked brain forgot and is only remembering it now because of the stream he's on. I don't believe that, but it's a possibility.

RyanTheEditor

Rackets thinks everything is fine meanwhile the government is making pedis legal fuck you

Has RyanTheEditor been criticizing Rackets before this point? Given his status as presumably a paid editor that was roped in shortly before Balldogate, I feel like this is some sort of milestone.

What do you all think Nick hates more: his kids or anyone that inquires about the reasons he's burning his life to the ground and telling the Internet about it?

I assume he spends as little time as possible thinking about his kids, so the people pointing out how fucking stupid he is probably take that medal.

 

[Chibitzen]

I find it telling he decides to appear on a different channel instead of his own to talk total shit when he has a perfectly good platform within Locals. It's like he knows once he starts his stream the floodgates will come open. He needs his recovery group for moral support.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I wonder what his topics tonight will be. We know he HATES Trump and GUNS, but laughably those are the biggest ones right now in the USA with Trumps indictment and some weapons bam or brace rule?

I bet he goes off on the audience after he rants about how great the holiday was and someone comment 'sure must be jolly well for YOU!'

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

I wonder what his topics tonight will be. We know he HATES Trump and GUNS, but laughably those are the biggest ones right now in the USA with Trumps indictment and some weapons bam or brace rule?

I bet he goes off on the audience after he rants about how great the holiday was and someone comment 'sure must be jolly well for YOU!'

He'll get a few people earnestly going "Hey where were you? I missed the stream." and hopefully we'll get another sperg out.

 

[Kopasea]

I wonder what his topics tonight will be. We know he HATES Trump and GUNS, but laughably those are the biggest ones right now in the USA with Trumps indictment and some weapons bam or brace rule?

I bet he goes off on the audience after he rants about how great the holiday was and someone comment 'sure must be jolly well for YOU!'

It's been a few days since Trump's indictment and every other content creator has mentioned it, so now Nick is safe to give his opinion on it.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu I was hoping you were going to get to that Friday stream chat on Locals before Rekieta got back from his vacation.

When Rekieta went totally dark over his vacation without so much as a vacation Locals chat room, much less the streams he promised, I suspected that Rekieta got dragged even in his Locals chat and was acting pissy because of it. I don't know if that's the case, but it certainly looks like Nick got dragged pretty good by his Locals.

Seems like a turning point.

Oh... By the way.. This caught my eye immediately:

Nick's audience messes DIRECTLY with his enemies:

TMFSquid

Listen, you won't be disappointed clicking on this Twitter link. It has to do with calling a special someone a faggot https://twitter.com/TMFSquid/status/1660914985541795842?t=MLmiL52ax-RXJoj2ZC0N3Q&s=19

TMFSquid

@AussieOverLawd I finally did it. I called into monty's show and called him a faggot

ARCHIVE:

That looks like the same clip that a shirtless Nick Rekieta pulled up on stream, as one of the guests (the same one tagged by TMFSquid in the message above, lol) begs Nick not to do it:

So, assuming TMFSquid is telling the truth and he was the caller, that means a member of Rekieta's Locals called up Monty on stream and disrupted it by calling him a slur, bragged about it on Nick's Locals, and then Rekieta rebroadcasted the clip on his own stream and praised the caller's "good question"?

And the guy says in the message "I finally did it" too. What does that mean? Was he talking about disrupting Monty's show in Rekieta's Locals chat for some time, or what?

 

[JudyGemstone]

We also know the nanny is there during the week. This got me thinking. There's a t-shirt brand asking the same question.

 

[feral cat #6385]

How are you not thread-banned yet? You're such a retard every time you come here.

Cynthia sure is a special lady. She has a real talent

I thought it was women who destroyed the nuclear family.......... or was it Obama.......... or was it black people.......... or was it single mothers.......... or was it the Democrats.......... or was it divorce.......... or was it feminism.......... or was it Jimmy Carter? These idiots literally say everything destroyed the nuclear family or whatever red piller says destroyed the nuclear family. Fucking retards.

The correct answer is the CIA.

Lady Golum

Perfect! 10 out of 10.

 

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@Himedall All-seeing Waifu I was hoping you were going to get to that Friday stream chat on Locals before Rekieta got back from his vacation.

When Rekieta went totally dark over his vacation without so much as a vacation Locals chat room, much less the streams he promised, I suspected that Rekieta got dragged even in his Locals chat and was acting pissy because of it. I don't know if that's the case, but it certainly looks like Nick got dragged pretty good by his Locals.

Seems like a turning point.

Oh... By the way.. This caught my eye immediately:

That looks like the same clip that a shirtless Nick Rekieta pulled up on stream, as one of the guests (the same one tagged by TMFSquid in the message above, lol) begs Nick not to do it:

So, assuming TMFSquid is telling the truth and he was the caller, that means a member of Rekieta's Locals called up Monty on stream and disrupted it by calling him a slur, bragged about it on Nick's Locals, and then Rekieta rebroadcasted the clip on his own stream and praised the caller's "good question"?

And the guy says in the message "I finally did it" too. What does that mean? Was he talking about disrupting Monty's show in Rekieta's Locals chat for some time, or what?

"You see the problem with Locals is they openly admit to touching the cow, and nobody does anything about it, a-and guys look I have no problem with Locals or Dave Rubin or anything, and I'll always defend Locals right to exist. But I've talked to Rubin and told him 'You know all these theories about me are fake right?' and he says 'Yeah but it's a free speech platform' and its like man... Locals has gone so down hill it's crazy man, it's fuckin weird."

 

[Maude Snew]

"You see the problem with Locals is they openly admit to touching the cow, and nobody does anything about it, a-and guys look I have no problem with Locals or Dave Rubin or anything, and I'll always defend Locals right to exist. But I've talked to Rubin and told him 'You know all these theories about me are fake right?' and he says 'Yeah but it's a free speech platform' and its like man... Locals has gone so down hill it's crazy man, it's fuckin weird."

Not yet, but I imagine something close to that when they don't renew his contract and all the yearlong subscriptions run out. What I'm looking forward to in this spiral is one of his kids finds out and questions him about all his shit. He gonna call them incel prudes too? If he even makes it that far without overdosing that is.

 

[AnOminous]

Not yet, but I imagine something close to that when they don't renew his contract and all the yearlong subscriptions run out. What I'm looking forward to in this spiral is one of his kids finds out and questions him about all his shit. He gonna call them incel prudes too? If he even makes it that far without overdosing that is.

Assuming they aren't already getting taunted about it. "Hey Rackets kid, got any naked pictures of your mom?" [tears stream down Rackets kid face] "Want some?"

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu I was hoping you were going to get to that Friday stream chat on Locals before Rekieta got back from his vacation.

When Rekieta went totally dark over his vacation without so much as a vacation Locals chat room, much less the streams he promised, I suspected that Rekieta got dragged even in his Locals chat and was acting pissy because of it. I don't know if that's the case, but it certainly looks like Nick got dragged pretty good by his Locals.

Seems like a turning point.

Oh... By the way.. This caught my eye immediately:

That looks like the same clip that a shirtless Nick Rekieta pulled up on stream, as one of the guests (the same one tagged by TMFSquid in the message above, lol) begs Nick not to do it:

So, assuming TMFSquid is telling the truth and he was the caller, that means a member of Rekieta's Locals called up Monty on stream and disrupted it by calling him a slur, bragged about it on Nick's Locals, and then Rekieta rebroadcasted the clip on his own stream and praised the caller's "good question"?

And the guy says in the message "I finally did it" too. What does that mean? Was he talking about disrupting Monty's show in Rekieta's Locals chat for some time, or what?

You are correct about the clip being the one in question and the interpretation of the poster's intent. TMF seems awfully proud of it, but I did not bother to loop back through Nick's stream to see if he played it or not. Now that I have timestamps, I could have gotten within about 15 minutes, I realise...

You are also correct myself being an American fag about getting to it in a timely manner. If I were thinking, I would have jumped right to it, but I have been super busy again recently. I should hopefully not have this issue again with getting so behind again. I have so thoroughly despised the work in catching up, that I vowed to never get so behind again.

 

[AnOminous]

So, assuming TMFSquid is telling the truth and he was the caller, that means a member of Rekieta's Locals called up Monty on stream and disrupted it by calling him a slur, bragged about it on Nick's Locals, and then Rekieta rebroadcasted the clip on his own stream and praised the caller's "good question"?

Gee it almost sounds like he's praising and encouraging people to mess with the cow. Don't I remember him criticizing someone for doing that but he couldn't come up with a single actual example? Well, now we have one for him. Ralph's Rackets' Law strikes again, whenever the Nose accuses someone of something, it's something he does himself.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Gee it almost sounds like he's praising and encouraging people to mess with the cow. Don't I remember him criticizing someone for doing that but he couldn't come up with a single actual example? Well, now we have one for him. Ralph's Rackets' Law strikes again, whenever the Nose accuses someone of something, it's something he does himself.

Not thread banned yet.

TMFSquid info from the vault:

Hometown: St. Louis, Missouri*
Age 30
Relationship Status: Single
Notes (please correct if applicable, Himedall): "Has his own channel (legacy), Navy or vet, posted rando baby pic with penis marker on cheek, brother worked for TSA, off active military duty until 2018, Reserves until 2020, makes $60K/yr, smart enoough to know, lotteries r a tax on the poor, likes intentionally offensive Hitler memes, weirdly obsessed with Atlantis, works as a driver - semi, big into Fortnight, trucker locally, big drinker, lots of BJs from strippers across the US (east/south it seems)."

Lots of screenshots to verify some but not really in the mood to post. Lmk if y'all want them.
*So is NerfMild IIRC so hopefully info is accurate

Edit: K in $60