Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 158 40.4%

  • Total voters
    391
What the fuck is this man? Take your gay pity party and shove it up your ass Rackets. He's spinning some bullshit yarn about some friend's dad getting murdered and he's trying to link it back to taking politics too seriously. waa bet where this is gonna go?
After going on about the Sermon on the Mount says "We all are muderers" bruh what the hell is he talking about? What's the point? Oh no your vacation got ruined by real life happening. Guess what dumbfuck? That's life.
"Swimming in a vat of whiskey" well we already knew you were doing that. I guess he hate social media now. One can only wonder why.
 
Andrew: "I made it to 100K Nick!"
Rekieta: "It's because of me. Open up to pay up."
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EDIT: Made it NSFW... because of the sex dungeon
 
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After going on about the Sermon on the Mount says "We all are muderers" bruh what the hell is he talking about? What's the point? Oh no your vacation got ruined by real life happening. Guess what dumbfuck? That's life.
"Swimming in a vat of whiskey" well we already knew you were doing that. I guess he hate social media now. One can only wonder why.
It's fucking bizarre. I think he may have done some more mdma.
 
His "epiphanies" about social media are so basic I can't believe they're coming from a grown man, and he's coping his ass off implying "None of you meanies would say this stuff to my face!"
It was a very boring, long-winded way of saying "touch grass". I've largely dropped off of listening to Nick, but I heard some of his "philosophizing" before about a month ago and also found it tiringly sophomoric.

Great to hear that Nick plans out having random guests on to talk about law their stories. Can't wait for him ask the futa question to the creator of Forgotten Realms.
 
Nick states his vacation was about "meeting people".
..to fuck his wife while he watched. Lots of them. All black.

And the fake name he used is Matt Ramsey.
Rekieta just said multiple times that he used a fake name while on his vacation.

Rekieta says his decision to drop off of streaming and social media helped him "be open, meet tons of people. I was more outgoing and extroverted on this trip than I've ever been in my life".
Meaning his asshole was opened up by big black cocks. Those chink symbols on his chest translate to queen of spades.
"Trial Livestreams are back on the menu" but won't go over which ones in June he's gonna cover right before the Rumble switchover. I presume the Idaho Murders and maybe the Taylor Shabusiness trial but I can't be asked to double-check those more than he has.
She would be a perfect girlfriend for Kurt.
 
His "epiphanies" about social media are so basic I can't believe they're coming from a grown man, and he's coping his ass off implying "None of you meanies would say this stuff to my face!"
It's like he's imitating every lolcow simultaneously. Now he's channeling Boogie. Pathetic. Embarrassing.

Also lmao he's right I'd never say this to his face. Because I'd never be in the places he goes, like gay bars and cuck resorts and anime conventions and other gatherings of absolute faggots.
Rekieta just said multiple times that he used a fake name while on his vacation.
Why would he need to do that? Apparently because he went to an even more degenerate cuck/swinger resort than usual and did utterly disgusting shit, I mean disgusting to pathetic incel prudes. Enlightened Sadeans like Nick are above conventional morality, though, dumb shit like keeping your word, not being a cuck, actually having dignity. . .what losers!

When is he coming out as an open Satanist?
After going on about the Sermon on the Mount says "We all are muderers" bruh what the hell is he talking about?
Pure blasphemy from a balldo homo. That shit is nowhere in the Sermon on the Mount.
 
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His "epiphanies" about social media are so basic I can't believe they're coming from a grown man, and he's coping his ass off implying "None of you meanies would say this stuff to my face!"
Of course not. I don't hang out with queers.
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Sounds like you are better off that way.
Under 10K on Rumble for your first night back?
And we know Rumble cooks the books so the real number is much worse.
Edit: he's blaming it on "these damned kids" for taking too long to piss, and forgot to do his promo for Field of Greens on YouTube. Again, embarrassing.
Impressive how he continues to get worse.
 
Nobody cares. Stop being a weirdo.
I dunno, sweetheart. This site use to figure out shit.

Over a week ago I narrowed down (from marriage license applications and social media postings) 3 possible weddings that Nick supposedly drunk-saved pre-vaca by cross-referencing with the 12 fucking names Kayla's cousins go by (big fam she has).

No one has done boo here. (And one fam is hilarious - probs hers. Kiwi would be amused.) But why bother posting the possibilities in order to face a firing squad?

I'm currently looking at murders in MN, WI, and Houston area (linked with Drex) for this supposed "my brother"/step-father who was murdered that Nick just ranted about.

Or are we all just gonna lazily bow to Kalea's 4 accounts and Himedall's most high-class accent for any working class Brit that's EVER EXISTED as she sits on easy doxxing?

Edit: Oh, and TwitterIsCancer was trolling like crazy on YT tonight. Thought about tracking for Kiwi's dumb fun and laughter - Cory was arguing with him... but why bother? Again, what is your end game, Kalea? ... Cynthia asks unironically.
 
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Nobody could ever find Rick Nikieta, master of disguise on vacation. He outsmarted us all.
It's not like we don't know what he was doing checking in to some seedy swinger resort under a fake name. He's already admitted that part.

Where it actually was and whether it was just Hedonism 2 again, who cares?

We know what he does. He wasn't playing shuffleboard on the Love Boat. He was cucking hard.
 
I dunno, sweetheart. This site use to figure out shit.

Over a week ago I narrowed down (from marriage license applications and social media postings) 3 possible weddings that Nick supposedly drunk-saved pre-vaca by cross-referencing with the 12 fucking names Kayla's cousins go by (big fam she has).

No one has done boo here. (And one fam is hilarious - probs hers. Kiwi would be amused.) But why bother posting the possibilities in order to face a firing squad?

I'm currently looking at murders in MN, WI, and Houston area (linked with Drex) for this supposed "my brother"/step-father who was murdered that Nick just ranted about.

Or are we all just gonna lazily bow to Kalea's 4 accounts and Himedall's most high-class accent for any working class Brit that's EVER EXISTED as she sits on easy doxxing?
I want to preface this by saying that this is not a swipe at you. I think you have made some informative and well-thought out posts. However, sometimes one errant perceived slight (and some actual insults directed at you) sends the thread spiraling off into nonsense back-and-forths. If you have read this and now think this is a swipe at you, I promise you that it is not.

The wedding and murder you are talking about have the potential to be very interesting additions to the thread. I would personally like to read about them. However, they are only valuable additions if the research you have done is provided in the post and shows that they are indeed what they are claimed to be, or is enough to reasonably think they are. The same goes for the dox you have mentioned having. Some people here may be sitting on dox, but may not be interested in providing or reading dox at all. But, any posts about dox (or anything really) would be much, much more well-received if they are reasonably complete summaries and include at least some level of proof, and are not just tidbits of uncorroborated information.

I want to reiterate that none of this is a swipe at you. I am genuinely looking forward to more informative posts from you.
 
I want to preface this by saying that this is not a swipe at you. I think you have made some informative and well-thought out posts. However, sometimes one errant perceived slight (and some actual insults directed at you) sends the thread spiraling off into nonsense back-and-forths. If you have read this and now think this is a swipe at you, I promise you that it is not.

The wedding and murder you are talking about have the potential to be very interesting additions to the thread. I would personally like to read about them. However, they are only valuable additions if the research you have done is provided in the post and shows that they are indeed what they are claimed to be, or is enough to reasonably think they are. The same goes for the dox you have mentioned having. Some people here may be sitting on dox, but may not be interested in providing or reading dox at all. But, any posts about dox (or anything really) would be much, much more well-received if they are reasonably complete summaries and include at least some level of proof, and are not just tidbits of uncorroborated information.

I want to reiterate that none of this is a swipe at you. I am genuinely looking forward to more informative posts from you.
No offense, whatsoever. The thread can create a circular firing squad led by 1 with 4-5 accounts and silly one-line defenders without data (I have provided receipts), or not...

They'll miss some good work re. Kayla's cousin's wedding.

That said, if ANY site should be wary and of multiple-account users and hive-mind, this one should.

At this point, it's a joke. Dracula is now upvoting supposed-Faran. EVERYONE knows Dracula (among others) is Kalea and everyone knows that Kalea HATES Faran.

Please. Do better, Kalea. The CIA is desperate but not this much.

I'm so close to going down in a blaze of glory with pics of Elissa and her kid (oddly, Elissa doesn't live with either of her kids and it seems the issues pre-dated Michael Long), the funds I supplied to her, and the ABSOLUTE retardation in which Kalea and Elissa reacted to an honest offer by Faran to get Elissa monetized.

And, actually, it's the Boomer in me (I not one, but sure) that's holding me back. We were supposed to be on the 'same side' in some capacity with this anti-Nick crowd.

Same reason I'm still asking Kalea what the actual FUCK is her endgame is. Nick is a dumb, degenerate, barely articulate, mess of a vlogger. Locals is destroyed. His numbers are down across platforms. He may very well not get another contract.

Maybe the OG fans (Elissa, Kalea/Himedall, me, Hydro, and several others here and on YT) should just take a bow? The level of infighting retardation going on now directly reflects our politics and Locals' idiocy.

Atp Nick is just dumb theater.

Fwiw, Himedall started e-logging Locals within 2 weeks of Kalea coming back from her supposed sickness. Kalea's also told many that she almost finished an MA in some fucking tech cyops degree.

The person butt-hurt by Nick's not naming her on the original Nick-tweet when his twitter account was restored? Kalea. (There are receiips somewhere. His initial tweet named people and left her out..)

Who named this in her uncharacteristic posted love letter? Himedall.

So, Kalea's story - wealthy, adopted with 2 older bio bros who were disinherited - D1 tennis athlete yet with Addison's disease - hmmm, really? - lapsed Mormon, Utah ..... never rang true. D1 is easy to look up (I've got one) - and she's full of shit.

Or, like many trying to play 3D Chess - parts are true. Liars lean into parts of the truth.

And I so WISH WISH WISH I had screenshots of Kalea's DM to Nick telling him he'd been possessed by Satan that she shared on Discord. It was peak retardation - as if he'd give a single fuck. Honestly, someone should Superchat and ask Nick to read it. He just might.

Edit: Spelling.
 
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The Grand Seiko is a lovely watch, but you're going to get bent over and rogered like Nick on a visit from Drex if you ever have to resell it.

They're also a bit 'old man' for my tastes as well. If I wanted a dress watch, I'd definitely take a Grand Seiko over anything in Rolex's line-up. But a dress watch isn't really me. Whereas there are a whole load of the Rolex sports watches in stainless steel I'd be happy to wear. Submariner, Explorer 1, Milgauss, Daytona, GMT. etc. They're all iconic. The only real problem with them is that they're massively overpriced. They were overpriced when they cost less than £5k. Now they all cost more than £10k -- even used -- well, I'll never be owning one. Unless my son sells his business and decides he wants to buy me a watch out of his winnings. I wouldn't turn my nose up at an Explorer 1.
If you really want a Seiko stainless steel sports chronometer - Seiko SRQ025 $1,900 or SQR037 $3,000. If you hate the new rotational face thingmajig go for the SQR037.
If you're a lol poor and have the time/skills buy either a 6S78/6S28 or if you really can find one the 7015A-708A/B (7016A is the one with the most features) movement and slap it in a case yourself.
And, actually, it's the Boomer in me (I not one, but sure) that's holding me back. We were supposed to be on the 'same side' in some capacity with this anti-Nick crowd.
Lady, the farms is probably less "anti-Nick" more "Haha look at this retard spiral" (some excepted).
I for one would be sad if Nick got his shit together because that means (probably) less laughs. If Nick got went off the internet and was still a train wreck I'd be sad because I couldn't see him spiraling. If Nick got his shit in order I would be sad because we can't make fun of the future him.

Speaking of which, does anyone have any idea about Twitter is Cancer? He seems to hate everyone in comics gate so I'm trying to figure out what got him into it in the first place?
 
Maybe the OG fans (Elissa, Kalea/Himedall, me, Hydro, and several others here and on YT) should just take a bow? The level of infighting retardation going on now directly reflects our politics and Locals' idiocy.
Please. Do better, Kalea. The CIA is desperate but not this much.
Fwiw, Himedall started e-logging Locals within 2 weeks of Kalea coming back from her supposed sickness. Kalea's also told many that she almost finished an MA in some fucking tech cyops degree.
Hey, you looney bitch this thread says "Nick Rekieta" we dont need your dog shit posts infighting with literal fucking whos on the internet because your pussy got hurt. Go back to Discord or post about it on your blog.
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You are the dumbest mother fucker I've ever interacted with on this site and your obsession with some random person on the internet is weird and unhealthy. Take a Xanax and fuck off or go ahead and dump all that irrelevant bullshit.
They'll miss some good work re. Kayla's cousin's wedding.
Every one in this thread was missing how weird and sexual Nick's locals chat was. You know what you can do in a situation like that? Provide some info and other people will try and pick up on that if they can find something interesting. It's what I did, posting stuff from locals before Himedall started logging.
 
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