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Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
Nobody gives a fuck about you rage posting a picture of someone and their kid. It's weird to even suggest.
You seem to think there's a larger goal when people from locals are doxxed. There's not, they're something to laugh at and add context while Nick cancels the stream to get railed at the gay bar.
I can't speak for other British people -- only for myself -- nonetheless, I'll deploy the royal 'we' here because I'm pretty sure what I say goes for other UK Rekieta watchers.
We don't give any fucks about him. We're not invested in his being one thing or the other, like you are. We're not starting jihad in among the wine moms. I've never actually watched a Rekieta stream -- life's too fucking short. I've only ever seen the clips.
We're interested for exactly the same reasons we're interested in Chris-Chan or Boogie1488 or Patrick Tomlinson. They're lolcows and their behaviour is infinitely entertaining. Once again, you confuse Kiwifarms with Nick Rekieta Jihadi Central. Nick is but one lolcow among many.
We're not jilted paypigs, grieving because our online crush failed to live up to our expectations. We're just here to point and laugh.
Edit: also, I have no fucking clue who Kalea is or why I should care about them and their many accounts. Your obsession with Locals inside baseball might be the dullest thing in this thread.
If only I could get openAI to write a modification of the plot "Are those subtitles?" but with Nick sexual fantasies replacing subtitles as a plot point.
This should be neat to log. Maybe they even send "banned_users".
Going to comb thru the manual capture and see what i got in terms of rumble rants. In the meantime i will give some info about YT. He got a total of $551 in 32 superchats with a peak of 2,787 viewers. Based on the last viewer count i got from rumble being 5,416 it's not unreasonable to assume he got under 8k viewers. That seems to be somewhat confirmed by the super low number of views on rumble.
His return was a bit of a flop with him getting less viewers on rumble and only a above average amount of superchats on yt. He did get 700 more viewers than average on yt but i also expect to see the time between sub count drop to shorten.
New "No new info" regarding Montagraph Lolsuit, Ethics complaints... also, the email troll is mentioned plus Coomalot chat raid View attachment 5161202
He keeps reminding his audience he was on vacation. We know FFS.
Now he's going to go into a long detailed 30-60 minute explanation about how vacations and fun works. Jesus.
'Many lawyers would disagree...', but TRUST ME, I am right!
If multiple professionals in your alleged field are telling you that you are wrong, maybe listen? This is not a 9/10 dentists' recommendation on toothepaste.
Rekieta just said multiple times that he used a fake name while on his vacation.
Rekieta says his decision to drop off of streaming and social media helped him "be open, meet tons of people. I was more outgoing and extroverted on this trip than I've ever been in my life".
It's like he's imitating every lolcow simultaneously. Now he's channeling Boogie. Pathetic. Embarrassing.
Also lmao he's right I'd never say this to his face. Because I'd never be in the places he goes, like gay bars and cuck resorts and anime conventions and other gatherings of absolute faggots.
Why would he need to do that? Apparently because he went to an even more degenerate cuck/swinger resort than usual and did utterly disgusting shit, I mean disgusting to pathetic incel prudes. Enlightened Sadeans like Nick are above conventional morality, though, dumb shit like keeping your word, not being a cuck, actually having dignity. . .what losers!
When is he coming out as an open Satanist?
Pure blasphemy from a balldo homo. That shit is nowhere in the Sermon on the Mount.
Nose is probably confusing this passage from Matthew 5:
“You have heard that it was said to those of old, ‘You shall not murder, and whoever murders will be in danger of the judgment.’ But I say to you that whoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment. And whoever says to his brother, ‘Raca!’ shall be in danger of the council. But whoever says, ‘You fool!’ shall be in danger of hell fire. Therefore if you bring your gift to the altar, and there remember that your brother has something against you, leave your gift there before the altar, and go your way. First be reconciled to your brother, and then come and offer your gift. Agree with your adversary quickly, while you are on the way with him, lest your adversary deliver you to the judge, the judge hand you over to the officer, and you be thrown into prison. Assuredly, I say to you, you will by no means get out of there till you have paid the last penny.
With this one from 1 John:
Anyone who hates another brother or sister is really a murderer at heart. And you know that murderers don’t have eternal life within them
The point is some combination of 'Sin starts in the heart (so change your way of thinking and get better)', 'little peccadillos lead to bigger transgressions', 'do not think you are better than anyone else because even your thoughts break God's Law' and 'Do not minimise your own wrongdoing'..
Not that Nick would care...
I would actually enjoy picking apart his heresy streams, but I despair of it actually happening.
Found out what i was missing, they are sending moderation data in a modified structure.
This should be neat to log. Maybe they even send "banned_users".
Going to comb thru the manual capture and see what i got in terms of rumble rants. In the meantime i will give some info about YT. He got a total of $551 in 32 superchats with a peak of 2,787 viewers. Based on the last viewer count i got from rumble being 5,416 it's not unreasonable to assume he got under 8k viewers. That seems to be somewhat confirmed by the super low number of views on rumble. View attachment 5161542
His return was a bit of a flop with him getting less viewers on rumble and only a above average amount of superchats on yt. He did get 700 more viewers than average on yt but i also expect to see the time between sub count drop to shorten.
Careful... Talk about too much coding and you will be assimilated into the Kalea Kollective. We programmers are the Borg, you know...
Sorry @Cynthia_Behave, I do not do cat-fights, and I will not spar in this thread to take ot OT. I learned my lesson about that. Your posts occasionally entertain for varied reasons, but recently it has been at your own expense. As Nool (my uwu senpai) would say 'Pull up!'
Highlights from Nick's LOCALS stream:
- He opens the stream up with 'an important issue': Guys! Wear shorter shorts! Women LOVE it, he knows! If people say no, it is jealous men or women who do not like you.
Too much talk about 'glistening, beaming, muscular, manly thighs'. Much gay. The Women will ALL swoon.
- He defends the way he holds his spoon like a toddler instead of an adult. The propositional holding was essentially 'Fuck the British nonces who told you to do it this way'.
- He is not revealing his vacation location beyond 'West to a beach', 'Somewhat close', and 'NOT Australian'. He ialso worried about people SHOWING up on his vacation. WHO would do that?
I like @Cythia_Behave's theory about Hawai'i. He has said he loved it there, plus he mentioned that he checked his phone everyday. I cannot imagine he would not whinge about having yo get an international SIM. So inside US territory, I would wager.
They also had a pasta bar, which sounds so American... If it were CA, he wouls have commented with Dick Masterson.
- Nick criticised men on the right for being unmasculine and speaking our about what people expect from them. 'BUT WHAT ABOUT VERDUN???' was his take on it... He equates people like Tate and red pill men are The Right.
- He will do more call-in shows. Wonder if the precedent of Nick's fans calling in to harass Monty will reflect back on him?
- Nick linked his exhaustion to 'TRAUMA' from Depp streaming. His brain holds on to it. He has seasonal depression in November, and that was caused by moving at 9 to MN from TX.
- He did not take books on vacation and that was 'great'. What?
- Nick defends not doing daystreams on vacation like he promised as 'He could not put himself in the mindset of being me. Like, I literally did not have to do anything...'
The thread can create a circular firing squad led by 1 with 4-5 accounts and silly one-line defenders without data (I have provided receipts), or not...
Nobody gives a fuck about Kalea or your entirely unsubstantiated claims about her having alts. The only "proof" you even have that Dracula is her is that you saw it mentioned by some YouTube comment by someone whose username you don't remember and then you're assuming it's right because the name is fitting. You also acted like it's some sort of revelation you brought to the farms when I, and I'm sure many others, made the exact same assumption from their very first post and didn't have to be guided by comments on a clip channel. I, and probably those others, didn't bring it up because it's entirely unimportant to this thread and the "evidence" is literally just a username.
The Faran being Judy Gemstone thing isn't even important to this thread. It's just funnier because Faran is an actual character in this play and there's a lot more "evidence" to fuel the off-handed comments, but nobody ACTUALLY cares if she's posting here and it would change literally nothing if she came out and admitted it right now.
There's myriad reasons why you're a retard but one of them is definitely the fact that you don't understand what is interesting on this thread and why. We point and laugh. There's no "work", there's no "sides", there's no "goal". It's just funny and when it stops being funny people tune out. Nobody is mad at you for not doxing someone. People just remind you, over and over again, that you're a fucking faggot for pulling this "I have information I could post to verify this but you have to ask first, tee hee" bullshit. Fun bonus fact, by the way. Almost every time you've done that you were teasing information that nobody would really give a fuck about if you posted in the first place. "I have information about TMFSquid that I could post but you guys have to ask first, tee hee". Just drop what you have if you have it and I'll tell you exactly what will happen. Zero people on this thread will really care, maybe a couple will talk about it for 10 minutes to fill time, and you'll give Squiddy a story he can repeat ad nauseum in Locals a la MrStirFag.
Back in the beginning you brought interesting information and I appreciated it. You haven't brought a scrap of valuable information or entertainment in a long time and honestly all you're doing is making me wonder exactly what it takes to get someone threadbanned on this site.
Man Nick was just insanely high off his own farts last night. Was it just me or did I potentially sense some friction in the way he was describing hearing about the murder from Drex? Just the way he was describing it was like he was angry to be yet again thrown into real life.
Nick claims he doesn't shy away from anything he's said. If he said it, that means he MEANT it dammit.
Nick called Montegraph a child molester. Nick meant that he is a child molester.
Nick lusts over Mandy.
Nothing is actually a joke. He means everything he says. Unless it's a joke and then you can't sue him cause first amendment. He has a right (DAMMIT!!) to tell tens of thousands of people that Montegraph is a child molester and nothing bad should ever happen to him. Btw, send money to Vic's go fund me to fight against the people who told tens of thousands of people that Vic is a predator.
I'm so close to going down in a blaze of glory with pics of Elissa and her kid (oddly, Elissa doesn't live with either of her kids and it seems the issues pre-dated Michael Long), the funds I supplied to her, and the ABSOLUTE retardation in which Kalea and Elissa reacted to an honest offer by Faran to get Elissa monetized.
- He is not revealing his vacation location beyond 'West to a beach', 'Somewhat close', and 'NOT Australian'. He ialso worried about people SHOWING up on his vacation. WHO would do that?
I like @Cythia_Behave's theory about Hawai'i. He has said he loved it there, plus he mentioned that he checked his phone everyday. I cannot imagine he would not whinge about having yo get an international SIM. So inside US territory, I would wager.
Hawaii is a good bet, but I'm going to throw out Cabo, Mexico. You don't need an international SIM card for that (especially since they likely have Wifi). They're generally VERY accommodating to Americans coming down on vacation and will provide buffets full of Americanized food for their clientele. There are also a number of adult only resorts in that area. This one in particular has very identifiable rooms which would be an excellent reason for why he didn't stream on vacation.
That would be seasonal elation, because the allergies in Texas are about 10x worse than Minnesota. Sure, you get shorter days but it's called artificial lighting.
I was also going to say US Overseas territories, California, Texas (Corpus, although it's shit) in addition. I highly doubt Nick's going to Alaska.
Maybe Japan since he's a weeb but I doubt he's going to do the work (using a website) to change his domestic phone plan to add an international plan for a few months.
Hawaii is a good bet, but I'm going to throw out Cabo, Mexico. You don't need an international SIM card for that (especially since they likely have Wifi). They're generally VERY accommodating to Americans coming down on vacation and will provide buffets full of Americanized food for their clientele. There are also a number of adult only resorts in that area. This one in particular has very identifiable rooms which would be an excellent reason for why he didn't stream on vacation.
He did have a trip or two to Mexico that he won before the Kung Flu in a charity auction... If Nick were hurting for money, I would put slightly more weight on that theory, but given his spendthrift ways, I place even odds on Hawaii and Mexico
Nick's pond is getting bigger and bigger. At some point he will regret blowing the advantage he had. His real persona can't compete with someone likeable.
Nick's pond is getting bigger and bigger. At some point he will regret blowing the advantage he had. His real persona can't compete with someone likeable. View attachment 5161638
Rekieta just said multiple times that he used a fake name while on his vacation.
Rekieta says his decision to drop off of streaming and social media helped him "be open, meet tons of people. I was more outgoing and extroverted on this trip than I've ever been in my life".
This reads like the most degenerate thing ever when you recall Nick describes Hedonism II as "a Jamaican resort vacation with my wife" and drug-fueled dancing in his underwear in front of drag queens at the gay bar as "an underwear bar birthday party." You better believe he was "open" all right, and like any good closet case, he's using a fake name.
I just wanted something mildly entertaining to listen to while I played games, and Nick's stream filled that role for quite a while. Then the pity superchats like "my dog has cancer" or "my grandma got run over by a rogue bulldozer" started and that's when I started to stop tuning in. The state things are in now is absolutely pathetic. Goddamnit, Nick. I used to think you were better than this.
She TOLD Kiwi that she was supplied 700 pages of Xino's Secret Discord, and we know who the members were - the serious stans. (We also know it was Kalea who leaked the info. I tried to give her cover by blaming Xino herself and Hydro but even the dumbtard stans know it was her.)
Anything in that Discord is FAR more entertaining than anything Locals is chatting about now. Frankly, Locals is mind-numbingly boring even with Himedall's editing.
Oddly, crickets from Himedall on that front. Maybe ask yourself why, Dave.
(Also, I've been meaning to ask you, SPaded... do you happen to know SPectre? You were the first person to DM me on Kiwi offering to leak my info. SPectre also has this weird desire to be part of every drama. Total SPeculation but thought I'd ask.)
She TOLD Kiwi that she was supplied 700 pages of Xino's Secret Discord, and we know who the members were - the serious stans. (We also know it was Kalea who leaked the info. I tried to give her cover by blaming Xino herself and Hydro but even the dumbtard stans know it was her.)
Anything in that Discord is FAR more entertaining than anything Locals is chatting about now. Frankly, Locals is mind-numbingly boring even with Himedall's editing.
Oddly, crickets from Himedall on that front. Maybe ask yourself why, Dave.
(Also, I've been meaning to ask you, SPaded... do you happen to know SPectre? You were the first person to DM me on Kiwi offering to leak my info. SPectre also has this weird desire to be part of every drama. Total SPeculation but thought I'd ask.)
Himedall literally just finished getting caught up with the Locals logs. She consistently puts out the information she has. I'm willing to give her credit that she actually has a job that occupies her time and isn't living off of the money of past men whose dicks she sucked and appreciate what she delivers when she delivers it. You don't deliver shit. You just say "I have it but you have to ask, tee hee" and then when we say to just post the information already you deflect with feigned outrage that we'd call you a retard.
But I will say that you have caught me. Most here would think I'm just some random person who chuckled at an off the cuff thought about playing on the name of a C-list actor and who is only tangentially aware of Spectre as a stolen valor turbosperg that inserts himself into various communities I've watched. That cover is blown now though. After four long years I finally managed to come up with a cover identity that starts with the letters SP and use it exclusively to mock Nick Rekieta in this thread.
Cynthia I feel for you. You are not as intelligent as you think you are and that is a really difficult place for you to be. You act like you know who everyone is and isn't and yet fail to realize that you and I have actually communicated on other platforms under different names. The reality is, you couldn't say with confidence who a single person really is on this thread, and the fact that you try to oscillates between sad and unhinged. Go take your meds, grandma.
- Nick defends not doing daystreams on vacation like he promised as 'He could not put himself in the mindset of being me. Like, I literally did not have to do anything...'
I once heard Dr.K on some podcast telling a bunch of twitch streamers they had "compound PTSD" from mean comments and internet trolls. This sounds like it's from the same vein of bullshit. The incels are looking more manly in comparison everyday.
