Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[JudyGemstone]

Rekieta just said multiple times that he used a fake name while on his vacation.

Why would he need to do that? Apparently because he went to an even more degenerate cuck/swinger resort than usual and did utterly disgusting shit, I mean disgusting to pathetic incel prudes.

The way I'm seeing this is that "He is just so famous and everyone knows him, so he just used a fake name to avoid the celebrity." It's what celebrities do when they go on vacation or check in somewhere. They all have a name they use. Just my own way of seeing it... Either way, both reasons -- avoiding celebrity or hiding name for cucks -- pathetic and weird to talk about.

Nobody could ever find Rick Nikieta, master of disguise on vacation. He outsmarted us all.

Spoiler: NSFW artist's rendition

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Our new "Where's Rekieta?" This would be a more popular comic than ISOM. The superhero who doesn't get mad when his wife gets pounded...... his kryptonite...... when Drex pounds his wife.

Going to comb thru the manual capture and see what i got in terms of rumble rants. In the meantime i will give some info about YT. He got a total of $551 in 32 superchats with a peak of 2,787 viewers. Based on the last viewer count i got from rumble being 5,416 it's not unreasonable to assume he got under 8k viewers.

He did get 700 more viewers than average on yt but i also expect to see the time between sub count drop to shorten.

By my calculations, when he crossed over from YouTube to Rumble, he hovered around 7.2k. When he started reading his GREENS ad, it actually dropped a good 250 people. Then it went back up by about 150. Next time I'll screenshot the drop, but it did happen.

He is not revealing his vacation location beyond 'West to a beach', 'Somewhat close', and 'NOT Australian'. He ialso worried about people SHOWING up on his vacation. WHO would do that?

Man Nick was just insanely high off his own farts last night. Was it just me or did I potentially sense some friction in the way he was describing hearing about the murder from Drex? Just the way he was describing it was like he was angry to be yet again thrown into real life.

Again, acting like he's just so famous he had to use a fake name and not tell people where he was or THE MASSES would show up to get a glimpse of the internet king.

THEORY:
While Cynthia says Hawaii, here me out. I think Texas. He talks about having to go see this murdered person Sunday. He and Drex knew him for 30 years. Both grew up in Houston, TX, together -- so you'd assume this guy was from Texas also since Nick said he knew him longer than Drex. Nick said he had to go see him Sunday? Sounds close to their vacation, right?. If I were to guess... I'd say somewhere like a Galveston or South Padre Island -- both beachy areas. I'd say Corpus Christi, but people there would go to South Padre Island. It's not a far drive to Houston (SPI is longer) and we know this faggot loves renting sports cars to keep a low profile when vacationing.

the ABSOLUTE retardation in which Kalea and Elissa reacted to an honest offer by Faran to get Elissa monetized.

I'm not really familiar with the situation, but it seems Faran wanted Elissa to get compensated for her hard work? Not a bad deal. Didn't realize she wasn't monetized. With her numbers, she deserves to be. YouTube is assho.

Nobody gives a fuck about Kalea or your entirely unsubstantiated claims about her having alts.

The Faran being Judy Gemstone thing isn't even important to this thread. It's just funnier because Faran is an actual character in this play and there's a lot more "evidence" to fuel the off-handed comments, but nobody ACTUALLY cares if she's posting here and it would change literally nothing if she came out and admitted it right now.

The mystery if I'm Faran............. I'M NOT. Balldo is exactly right....... it's made me somewhat troll tho. I'm also not Kalea.

Meh. I've got to be honest and say I think the point's been made and I don't know how productive it is to continually harangue a user with claims they are a specific person when you don't actually have any firm evidence that it's the person you claim it is.

They definitely give the impression of someone in Faran's general demographic, but with respect to the most recent post, if I was claimed to be somebody on the basis of knowing the difference between a hyphen and an em dash, I would be hard pressed not to troll and to ham it up a bit, so who knows?

I did watch Faran alot for the politics because she seemed to know more than some of these lawyers on the midterms. Watching her tell Joe Michigan was a purple state while he sat there telling her it was a red state was quite entertaining. He also thought Beto O'Rourke was going to win. Her spiral was sad. She's not smart enough for the internet and she seems to know that by her exit. Atleast she knew her place unlike the nigger faggot we're dealing with.

Just to troll -- I love a good sperg -- if you missed it last night, a clip from Faran's "old" channel!

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

That's the point, Hiem. She tags you because she wants the thread to be about her. Once she succeeds in getting enough attention, she starts throwing her mangy cats around to force people's attention 5 different odd directions.

That's unwise. There was this lady in Dana Cain's thread, she tried to take over by being chief a-log, pozzloaded the neghole several times, tried to mess with cow's family and, oh no!, look what happened.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Himedall literally just finished getting caught up with the Locals logs.

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE YOU DISLOYAL KIWI A-LOG LIAR!

I have NOT quite caught up on the logs (~5 now behind when it was 20+ 2 weeks ago)

GET BTFO'D! CHECKMATE, Atheist! Christ is Kang!

The image of him sitting in his hotel room with all his streaming equipment setup, but being too afraid to hit go live is cracking me up.

Now you have me cracked up. Thank-you.

He is using female language to excuse his laziness. It is the same as 'need a mental health day' , 'practice self-care' and other coddling excuses that get peddled. He is a reflection of the audience that is much too open about self-medication, diagnoses, amd nueroses.

Contrast that with his 'Men on the Right are becoming bitches. REMEMBER VERDUN!'

I can only fathom that becuase he does not consider himself part of the Right, he thinksnhe is exempt from this criticism?

Nick, you are not peak masculinity. Full stop. You cannot turn that into a joke by agree with it anymore, there is too much truth in it to laugh off.

I'm also not Kalea.

That's what Kalea WOULD say!

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I have used the incredible powers of fan-fiction my all-powerful, all-seeing and unblinking third eye to find out the truth behind how Nick's latest sexcapade "vacation" started:

Spoiler: Behold, the adventures of 'Rick'. (No images but not to be read aloud at work)

ENTER two pasty, flabby, middle-agers. Maybe Canadian? Judging by their clown-like spectacular exit, nay, falling out of their vehicle, they appear to already enjoying that resort life. The female, maybe wife? The "wife" is borderline catatonic. And drooling. Her bug eyes remind me of a comic book villain, as does her obvious and recent surgery. She's here to show off the goods. And no sooner is she vertical, as she falls onto the pavement, like dropping a sack of potatoes.

The "husband" is the real piece of work though. It takes him a minute to look down and find her, as she laughs and drools on the ground. He tosses his keys (from their obviously rented Tesla) to valet. And misses. By over 3m. It was not so much a throw, as a slightly powered drop. I have seen children with better throwing arms.

They manage to get the wife up off the ground, not so much through his help- even from across the lobby, he is clearly lacking muscle mass. Guiding his pop-eyed golem through the lobby with one arm, I can only describe their path as circuitous. As they near the desk, the man comes into focus. Hair plugs. Gangly. Somehow already sunburned. Left arm slightly more toned. A schnoz one could land the Concorde on.

His ample paunch plops itself about the countertop. His breath reeks of mid-tier whiskey and beef jerky. And semen.

This is a man who has not worked a day in his life.

"Good day, mate!" drawls the buffoon in some bizarre accent. Maybe trying for Texan? Oklahoman? Definitely not Canadian. Probably a culturallly enriched Twin Cities sister that thinks he's clever. "This purty lady and I have a reservation for this here resort." He does a wink that says more than a thousand words. But the first word is dumbass.

"Wonderful. We of course welcome you to Hedonism II-"

"YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO HEDONSIM III, YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT!" bellows the bug-eyed battle-axe.

"Kay-"

"WE AGREED MY NAME IS MANDY ON THIS TRIP!!!! REEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

A polite cough cuts the banshee off. "*Your* name, sir?"

"Ni--" He mimics my polite cough. "Rick!"

"Very good, Rick. And your surname?"

"Oh, I'm not a knight! But I do enjoy-" He snickers. "- a bit of fun at night!"

His hag cackles.

"That is to say, your last name, sir?"

"Oh! Of course! It's uh. Ball. Doe. Man. Yeah! That's it! It's Balldoughman. Rick Balldoughman."

"Is that hyphenated?"

"Of course!"

"Ball-Doughman. What intriguing surnames," I note as I flag their reservation card, 'EXPECT ROOM DAMAGE.'

"It's Poli-"

His shrew stomps his foot.

"I mean, it's uh, German. Yes. German. Jewish."

"Of course it is, Mr. Ball-Doughman. Mazel tov."

"And also with you!"

Suppressing an audible groan and an eye roll, I activate 4 room cards, as they will no doubt lose them all before the night is over. "Rick" holds out his hand, and I note the tan line where his wedding ring would normally be. "Here are your room keys. Your luggage will be up shortly, and your complimentary snack tray will be waiting for you."

He somehow drops 3 of the cards.

"Enjoy your stay at Hedonism-" The sweat starts to pour down his schnoz "- Resort."

"Wonderful!" After the third attempt, his shaky hand manages to gather up the dropped key cards. "Come along, Mandy. We have to get you prepped!"

"WOOOOOO!!!!!"

It would have been more appropriate had she mooed.

 

[Kopasea]

Contrast that with his 'Men on the Right are becoming bitches. REMEMBER VERDUN!'

https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1667458402958860288 Maybe this lady just needs to swing with Nick and Kayla. Nick is clearly the most masculine man she'd ever meet.

 

[Spaded Dave]

https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1667458402958860288 Maybe this lady just needs to swing with Nick and Kayla. Nick is clearly the most masculine man she'd ever meet.

"I want to find someone who will pay my bills and hold doors open for me so I don't have to. However, I don't want to have to put in any effort to keep up the home or do 'traditional' things in return."

My friend, Nick is not the man in that video...he is the woman.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

"I want to find someone who will pay my bills and hold doors open for me so I don't have to. However, I don't want to have to put in any effort to keep up the home or do 'traditional' things in return."

My friend, Nick is not the man in that video...he is the woman.

When Nick and Coomalot finally run away together Nick will finally get to be the Passenger Princess he wants and deserves to be. [nail painting emoji]

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

This reads like the most degenerate thing ever when you recall Nick describes Hedonism II as "a Jamaican resort vacation with my wife" and drug-fueled dancing in his underwear in front of drag queens at the gay bar as "an underwear bar birthday party." You better believe he was "open" all right, and like any good closet case, he's using a fake name.

I was wondering who does he think he is for needing a fake name just to go on vacation. He's not THAT popular.

Then it hit me. It's not his vacation that needed protection. It's his real name that needed the protection from what he was about to do in his vacation. The horror.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Lots of screenshots to verify some but not really in the mood to post. Lmk if y'all want them.
*So is NerfMild IIRC so hopefully info is accurate

Your points are trash, your proof is pointless, and your trash is probably proof you're a lunatic on a cocktail of loony pills.

Hmmmm, According to Kalea...

I'm Kalea. @feral cat #6385 is Kalea. @Himedall All-seeing Waifu is Kalea. Kalea is an AI hivemind that was specifically created to fuck with your perception of reality. I'm the conscience module and it seems that we've been too effective so I'm here to try and pull you back from the brink.

I'm so close to going down in a blaze of glory with pics of Elissa and her kid (oddly, Elissa doesn't live with either of her kids and it seems the issues pre-dated Michael Long), the funds I supplied to her, and the ABSOLUTE retardation in which Kalea and Elissa reacted to an honest offer by Faran to get Elissa monetized.

You're one of those people who "graciously" offers money to people and then emotionally blackmails them, aren't you?

Spoiler: Cynthia Behave Who am I?

Really though, I'm not Kalea so who am I in this drama? I've "participated" in the Rekieta/Lawtube extended universe under a different username and have been in his thread since before the thread accepted Nick as a lolcow. I was one of the chief nose-guards and it took me much longer to realize the balldo wasn't a joke, but a lifestyle choice. I regularly defended Nick after the Depp trial insisting he'd bounce back until it became glaringly obvious he wouldn't. I'm obviously a former fan of Nick's. @Cynthia Behave who am I? Take the bait, the answer may surprise you.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

Really though, I'm not Kalea so who am I in this drama? I've "participated" in the Rekieta/Lawtube extended universe under a different username and have been in his thread since before the thread accepted Nick as a lolcow. I was one of the chief nose-guards and it took me much longer to realize the balldo wasn't a joke, but a lifestyle choice. I regularly defended Nick after the Depp trial insisting he'd bounce back until it became glaringly obvious he wouldn't. I'm obviously a former fan of Nick's. @Cynthia Behave who am I? Take the bait, the answer may surprise you.

The answer is obvious. That makes you Kalea.
Honestly, I don't even remember who tf Kalea is, or what they've done because our local retarded schizo keeps posting about how she thinks 14 different people are Kalea

 

[Kopasea]

@Cynthia Behave Is Kalea in the room with you right now?

 

[Joggin Noggin]

@Cynthia Behave Is Kalea in the room with you right now?

Don't be silly. We...I mean Kalea, all live in the Kiwifarms to shit on Cynthia for her stupid posts

 

[Spaded Dave]

Don't be silly. We...I mean Kalea, all live in the Kiwifarms to shit on Cynthia for her stupid posts

Hey, fuckface. Don't call me Kalea. I'm clearly Spectre.

 

[JudyGemstone]

Cynthia Behave said:
Sure, so ask Himedall the same thing.
She TOLD Kiwi that she was supplied 700 pages of Xino's Secret Discord, and we know who the members were - the serious stans. (We also know it was Kalea who leaked the info. I tried to give her cover by blaming Xino herself and Hydro but even the dumbtard stans know it was her.)

Serious question for the stream of consciousness above (a broken clock is right twice a day after-all)............ I know I'm late on this..............

There's a secret discord and we have 700 pages of it? RELEASE THE KRAKEN @Himedall All-seeing Waifu!!! The locals chats are getting boring. Same old weirdos doing the same weirdo paint sniffing things in their grandma's basement, crying about Kiwi or Art's latest personality.

EDIT:

Hey fuckface. Don't call me Kalea. I'm clearly Spectre.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

The obvious answer is that @AnOminous is Kalea playing the long long game.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

The obvious answer is that @AnOminous is Kalea playing the long long game.

Disguising herself as John Goodman would totally be a Kalea move. The puzzle pieces are suddenly coming together

 

[Cynthia Behave]

@Cynthia Behave Is Kalea in the room with you right now?

Lol - she may wanna be. She's done with men. Recently had her IUD removed.
....

Y'know what IS funny? ClipThisB*tch posted their clip within minutes of Nick broadcasting in 1080P (generally requires a computer which Elissa does not have - everyone knows that). Hours later "Elissa" posted the same clip in 1080P. HI KALEA!

Clippers copying clippers who are copying a creator without any efforts at "transformation" is genuinely funny. Oh, and the Flashcast clip on Elissa's channel is in 1080P - Kalea's a mod there. Elissa's (like clipped by actual Elissa) clips are in 720P.
....

Look, if this thread is cool with one girl with 4 accounts (look when they log on and off), cool cool.

Edit: Clarity.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Serious question for the stream of consciousness above (a broken clock is right twice a day after-all)............ I know I'm late on this..............

There's a secret discord and we have 700 pages of it? RELEASE THE KRAKEN @Himedall All-seeing Waifu!!! The locals chats are getting boring. Same old weirdos doing the same weirdo paint sniffing things in their grandma's basement, crying about Kiwi or Art's latest personality.

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The honest answer here in public matches the same one I have given in DM's: I am a busy and disorganised person. I just have not got around to it. I would have told anyone this right out if they asked me previously.

I have paged through the whole set of screenshots, and saw nothing groundbreaking that I have not already posted (Search #Coomspiracy in this thread for those posts). Like Syndey Powell, this Kraken will probably be underwhelming.

I will try to get a local archive up for the whole set of images once I scrub the Metadata and other identifiable markers.

 

[Spaded Dave]

(generally requires a computer which Elissa does not have - everyone knows that)

Or a phone. I've screen recorded in 4k on my phone before. The only reason I use a PC for the farms is because I want to respect server space and minimize file size. Generally though nobody cares about the office/tech setup of random YouTubers and commenters.

Hours later "Elissa" posted the same clip in 1080P. HI KALEA!

"Someone posted a Nick clip, must be Kalea!"

Look, if this thread is cool with one girl with 4 accounts (look when they log on and off), cool cool.

If she's contributing more on 4 accounts than you are on 1, it says more about you than her. I doubt anyone here cares, and I certainly don't, as long as she's not using the multiple accounts in a way that would be obnoxious/disruptive. This is of course assuming we buy into your retarded premise in the first place.

Edit: Clarity.

Clarity is the least of your skills.

 

[AnOminous]

- Nick linked his exhaustion to 'TRAUMA' from Depp streaming. His brain holds on to it. He has seasonal depression in November, and that was caused by moving at 9 to MN from TX.

Now he's borrowing pathetic melodramatic bullshit from tumblrinas. Muh trauma. What a faggot.