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IMHO for every time he goes toxic like this for hours on end we need to post his wisdom for how to be competitive:
I'm still in shock that he's this delusional
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I'm still in shock that he's this delusional
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Remember when he was looking for an excuse to rage quit Div 2 despite hitting tip goals every stream and also being a members reward game? Fortunately, Allatta Peepul swooped in and told him that 40 hours was enough to call it a play though and quit the game. (Why did mr Peepul need to define playthoughs for the guy who invented them?)
So what do you care if the devs put 100s of hours of content in the game, when you can just stop playing after 40 hours and call it a complete play though? If he just played the game instead of whining about the games length during the cope cast and daily fap he could probably get an extra 5 hours a week of gameplay. But of course thats the whole point, the more he wines about it the less he actually has to play.
I think he loves Bethesda style games because they are more about role playing and not providing challanging game play. Its up to you to find a challange, role play, etc, that makes the sandbox fun to play in. OR you can be a fat retard like phil, do the same playthough 14 different times, and just button mash your way though the game and pretend its meaningful content. That way the game wont distract you too much from scanning for tips or WWE champions.
Zelda is getting put on the shit list because its making him look like a retard. Skyrim puzzles can be solved by; phil turn left and pull a lever. Zelda shrines, even if you are told the solution, still require you to build simple machines to complete them, which is a task way beyond phils comfort zone.
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everytime he bitches about the length of a game I remember it took him nearly 40 hours to get off tutorial island in DoS:2, the quickest play through of the entire game is 42 hours. Yes it can take 100 hours or more doing everything, trying different builds going for specific gear etc.
He bitches about the length of game but then does shit like with RE3:R taking 20+ mins looking at what's in Jill's fridge and judges game length based on his streams. Apparently bathroom breaks, unhinged rants, controller down tantrums and jasper time as part of his time to beat.
Also this "I don't suck at SF, you suck for being better than me you try hard you should let me win and it's capcom's fault for making me pick advanced league and I can't read." yeah sure, if you say so..
It would be boring sticking with one character no one wants to see that MDZJimmmy still playing Ryu...but ok PP
One of the major problems with him is, and it's ironic too cause this is what he wanted. this is what he cried about in SFV and SFIV, the inputs are much stricter then the previous 2 games. I assume this is because there's Modern and Dynamic controls.
EDIT - a legitimate retard or such an ego he'd feign retardation to not be wrong...
dent brings up that he's plat cause he picked advanced league. Blames capcom for not explaining what advanced league meant.
So not only does he not know how electricity works but apparently can't read. Not only is there a 3 page popup explaining how ranked works, there's description of what each league means...
SS of the tutorial WITH a screen cap of the league selection screen with the explanation of what each league is.
and this is also wrong... It's capcoms fault he picked advanced knowing full well he'll pick characters which he never played.
He bitches about the length of game but then does shit like with RE3:R taking 20+ mins looking at what's in Jill's fridge and judges game length based on his streams. Apparently bathroom breaks, unhinged rants, controller down tantrums and jasper time as part of his time to beat.
Also this "I don't suck at SF, you suck for being better than me you try hard you should let me win and it's capcom's fault for making me pick advanced league and I can't read." yeah sure, if you say so..
It would be boring sticking with one character no one wants to see that MDZJimmmy still playing Ryu...but ok PP
One of the major problems with him is, and it's ironic too cause this is what he wanted. this is what he cried about in SFV and SFIV, the inputs are much stricter then the previous 2 games. I assume this is because there's Modern and Dynamic controls.
EDIT - a legitimate retard or such an ego he'd feign retardation to not be wrong...
dent brings up that he's plat cause he picked advanced league. Blames capcom for not explaining what advanced league meant.
So not only does he not know how electricity works but apparently can't read. Not only is there a 3 page popup explaining how ranked works, there's description of what each league means...
SS of the tutorial WITH a screen cap of the league selection screen with the explanation of what each league is.
and this is also wrong... It's capcoms fault he picked advanced knowing full well he'll pick characters which he never played.
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Didnt Phil spend a good month or two trying to get his youtube shorts to ''go viral'', engaging clown mode constantly, goal laughing like a retarrr and trying to force Jasper on camera at every opportunity until he got the first pay cheque the month after and realised he only made pennies on them?
Because tiktok is laughing at him all this is forgotten. Never. Change. Phillip.
Because tiktok is laughing at him all this is forgotten. Never. Change. Phillip.
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In regards to him ranting about being viral for all the wrong reasons. It seems even that dramabaiting isn't working anymore.
His channel is dead. Deader then dead. Meanwhile all his detractors are getting views in the thousand by just clipping his dumbest takes. They only say this "thjanks for views retard!"
His channel is dead. Deader then dead. Meanwhile all his detractors are getting views in the thousand by just clipping his dumbest takes. They only say this "thjanks for views retard!"
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Holy fucking C O P E C A S T Batman
Phil unveils the theme for his upcoming summer marathon event
... it's called DSP
DSP's DSP (Digital Summer Party)
During the marathon, Phil is going to discuss all of the new games coming out, and decide which ones he wants to play. Then there will be a "fun gaming segment" , in which, Phil will be doing a "fun and special online segment" of Street Fighter 6. There will also be a "special tiermaker event" in which Phil will be ranking "American cookout-style cuisine"
"So that'll be neat, just there, just think about that, .... intro, drinking because if- ya know if- ... people contribute a certain amount I'll take a shot, gaming schedule update, Street Fighter 6 online play..... uhhhhh tiermakers, and... food recipes, pretty neat! Right?
Phil begins his Street Fighter 6 cope-therapy session..
Right off the bat, Phil complains that the game ranked him too high based off of his placement matches with Manon, and this is why he was getting clapped so fucking hard yesterday.
He uses this ass-beating cope, to transition into one of the most unfuckingbelievable copes I've heard in a while....
( KF won't let me embed the restream VOD, very fucking cool, so here's the link. The rant starts at 36:00 if you want to watch it for yourself. )
Back in the day, when a new fighting game was released, it took months for people to get good at the game. But nowawadays, because fighting games have become profitable, - (Phil stops mid sentence and emphasizes that people do not do this [thing he hasn't even said yet] because of hype or popularity, they only do it for profit) so people think that if they get good at a new fighting game in a week, they will get views, popularity, and will win tournaments, even though Phil just said they do not do this for popularity.
Phil once again emphasizes that people only get good at fighting games quickly because of money.
Phil says that the FGC used to be a fun, casualized environment where people could get good at a game at their own pace, and literally no one cared about getting good at games quickly, because people actually had lives back then.
Back in the day, it would have taken someone 6 months minimum to get this good at Street Fighter 6, had it been released 20 years ago or whatever. But now, everything has become a competition. Phil says that competitive fighting games have now become a competition
Phil complains that he gets punished for 60% of his health when he makes one mistake. He tries to shame the people he's playing against, for spending a week grinding combos in the game, .. it didn't used to be like this myann.
He copes about no longer being a professional Street Fighter player. He hasn't labbed combos like his opponents have. Why? Because Phil is focused on providing a variety of content for his audience. This means he must play every character in the game, he cannot lab one character and get good with them. If Phil could, he would have picked one character and grinded it out, but his audience would not have gotten the variety, and people would have complained that his content is boring.
Trying out a new character in Ranked online play is a recipe for disaster, because Ranked is full of try-hards with their "get good mentality" playing the one character they've been practicing with. Games aren't supposed to be that serious, its supposed to be chill fun, but these no life losers on Ranked spend their time labbing combos. It didn't used to be like this back in the day. Even when Street Fighter 4 came out, people didnt get this good this quickly, it was months of chill fun, but now... gaming has gone too far.
Gametrekker, in addition to having given Phil hundreds and hundreds of dollars in the past couple weeks, has also created a Google Doc for Phil, which keeps track of all of his wins and losses, his performance with each character, online placings, etc. Phil opens this doc and immediately complains again about how the game put him in the wrong online placing, and he shouldn't have fought those try-hards.
Phil says that fans have suggested he start playing Casual online instead of Ranked. Phil says that he never plays Casual in any fighting game, but he now has to because of the try-hards. Its literally impossible to play Ranked, and it's also Capcom's fault for making the game like this.
Anyway, Phil needs to de-stress, so he will be playing the Single Player mode in SF6 instead of playing online for the next several streams. He also heard through the grapevine that Single Player has some sort of in-game currency that you can use to buy skins and stuff.. pretty neat huh? Tuuhuu
Big ups to @Bigbadyeet for the clip
Phil gets a 1 dollar tip from someone trying to impersonate someone else from Phil's "community" Phil says multiple times he knows who this person is, (remember guys.. Phil only sees your email address when you tip), and he goes on a toxic deboonk, in which he says that online harassment from trolls pushed away that secret lined-up interview he's had for months, you know.. that interview Phil made up immediately after the SideScrollers debacle? Also copes about react shit.
Phil unveils the theme for his upcoming summer marathon event
... it's called DSP
DSP's DSP (Digital Summer Party)
During the marathon, Phil is going to discuss all of the new games coming out, and decide which ones he wants to play. Then there will be a "fun gaming segment" , in which, Phil will be doing a "fun and special online segment" of Street Fighter 6. There will also be a "special tiermaker event" in which Phil will be ranking "American cookout-style cuisine"
"So that'll be neat, just there, just think about that, .... intro, drinking because if- ya know if- ... people contribute a certain amount I'll take a shot, gaming schedule update, Street Fighter 6 online play..... uhhhhh tiermakers, and... food recipes, pretty neat! Right?
Phil begins his Street Fighter 6 cope-therapy session..
Right off the bat, Phil complains that the game ranked him too high based off of his placement matches with Manon, and this is why he was getting clapped so fucking hard yesterday.
He uses this ass-beating cope, to transition into one of the most unfuckingbelievable copes I've heard in a while....
( KF won't let me embed the restream VOD, very fucking cool, so here's the link. The rant starts at 36:00 if you want to watch it for yourself. )
Back in the day, when a new fighting game was released, it took months for people to get good at the game. But nowawadays, because fighting games have become profitable, - (Phil stops mid sentence and emphasizes that people do not do this [thing he hasn't even said yet] because of hype or popularity, they only do it for profit) so people think that if they get good at a new fighting game in a week, they will get views, popularity, and will win tournaments, even though Phil just said they do not do this for popularity.
Phil once again emphasizes that people only get good at fighting games quickly because of money.
Phil says that the FGC used to be a fun, casualized environment where people could get good at a game at their own pace, and literally no one cared about getting good at games quickly, because people actually had lives back then.
Back in the day, it would have taken someone 6 months minimum to get this good at Street Fighter 6, had it been released 20 years ago or whatever. But now, everything has become a competition. Phil says that competitive fighting games have now become a competition
Phil complains that he gets punished for 60% of his health when he makes one mistake. He tries to shame the people he's playing against, for spending a week grinding combos in the game, .. it didn't used to be like this myann.
He copes about no longer being a professional Street Fighter player. He hasn't labbed combos like his opponents have. Why? Because Phil is focused on providing a variety of content for his audience. This means he must play every character in the game, he cannot lab one character and get good with them. If Phil could, he would have picked one character and grinded it out, but his audience would not have gotten the variety, and people would have complained that his content is boring.
Trying out a new character in Ranked online play is a recipe for disaster, because Ranked is full of try-hards with their "get good mentality" playing the one character they've been practicing with. Games aren't supposed to be that serious, its supposed to be chill fun, but these no life losers on Ranked spend their time labbing combos. It didn't used to be like this back in the day. Even when Street Fighter 4 came out, people didnt get this good this quickly, it was months of chill fun, but now... gaming has gone too far.
Gametrekker, in addition to having given Phil hundreds and hundreds of dollars in the past couple weeks, has also created a Google Doc for Phil, which keeps track of all of his wins and losses, his performance with each character, online placings, etc. Phil opens this doc and immediately complains again about how the game put him in the wrong online placing, and he shouldn't have fought those try-hards.
Phil says that fans have suggested he start playing Casual online instead of Ranked. Phil says that he never plays Casual in any fighting game, but he now has to because of the try-hards. Its literally impossible to play Ranked, and it's also Capcom's fault for making the game like this.
Anyway, Phil needs to de-stress, so he will be playing the Single Player mode in SF6 instead of playing online for the next several streams. He also heard through the grapevine that Single Player has some sort of in-game currency that you can use to buy skins and stuff.. pretty neat huh? Tuuhuu
Big ups to @Bigbadyeet for the clip
Phil gets a 1 dollar tip from someone trying to impersonate someone else from Phil's "community" Phil says multiple times he knows who this person is, (remember guys.. Phil only sees your email address when you tip), and he goes on a toxic deboonk, in which he says that online harassment from trolls pushed away that secret lined-up interview he's had for months, you know.. that interview Phil made up immediately after the SideScrollers debacle? Also copes about react shit.
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Phil doesn't even realize how much of a cunt he sounds like with that entire cope rant. "People weren't sitting around playing Street Fighter all day back then, they had lives!" OK so the people who play Street Fighter all day don't have lives? What do you do for a living again, Dave? Nevermind that he's been playing nearly every single day since it released and he's just as tarded and incompetent as he was day 1.
All this because he's mad about losing so much, even though he doesn't shut up about MUH COMPETITIVE FIGHTAN GAYMS all the time. He wants to be a pro player so bad and his ego can't handle getting washed online
All this because he's mad about losing so much, even though he doesn't shut up about MUH COMPETITIVE FIGHTAN GAYMS all the time. He wants to be a pro player so bad and his ego can't handle getting washed online
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It's because Herr Piggler has been taking an absolute thrashing on every front to his ego.Phil doesn't even realize how much of a cunt he sounds like with that entire cope rant. "People weren't sitting around playing Street Fighter all day back then, they had lives!" OK so the people who play Street Fighter all day don't have lives? What do you do for a living again, Dave? Nevermind that he's been playing nearly every single day since it released and he's just as tarded and incompetent as he was day 1.
All this because he's mad about losing so much, even though he doesn't shut up about MUH COMPETITIVE FIGHTAN GAYMS all the time. He wants to be a pro player so bad and his ego can't handle getting washed online
Zelda is making him look like a gin brained moron so he has to hard cope that an immersion mechanic is actually the stupidest thing, DESTROYED TikTok!
Getting progressively more consistently bodied in SF6, a game that lives up to all the hype, is making him look like a useless scrub and his brilliant defense is fighting games used to take longer to figure out and these dumb try hards are stealing his victories and Capcom fucked him into being set at Platinum rank because they put all the information about the decision in 3 pages of descriptions that he was allowed to flip through callously.
Diablo 4 is a fail stream because he relies on the concept of the game he's playing is the draw and the entertainment, the commentary about his dinners with Khet and saying hi to Dare-rich is just his special twist on the format of livestreaming.
He's trying really hard to not be a whining crying baby about it, so he rips open the copium tanks and it's not his fault it's everyone else is stupid. Lightning in a video game isn't fun, fuck you Zelda fans! New accessibility options that make it easier to learn fighting games isn't fun, fuck you try hards! You begged him to play the game and he can't do multiplayer or increase the difficulty because it isn't fun, fuck you viewers!
The "I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct!" meme is real.
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He also completely disregards that fighting games nowadays make it pretty easy to learn characters and discover tech.
Just look at all the information we get from SF6's training mode for example.
Frame data, dummy settings, auto-block, punish-, knockdown-, or wakeup-reversal settings. Back in the day we had to fumble with multiple pads and jump at the same time to figure out which moves have frame-advantage.
Of course it doesn't take months to learn a character anymore.
Dave is just salty that he got exposed as the washed up scrub he really is.
Remember all those excuses he used during the last decade for why he gets bodied in fighting games? He always said that he would have to play the game on a daily basis to be competitive and that he wouldn't lose if he could take the time out of his schedule to learn the game.
Well, now he did exactly that. He played the game daily, "learned" multiple characters and still gets bodied by casual players (because Platinum is currently filled with casuals)
Just look at all the information we get from SF6's training mode for example.
Frame data, dummy settings, auto-block, punish-, knockdown-, or wakeup-reversal settings. Back in the day we had to fumble with multiple pads and jump at the same time to figure out which moves have frame-advantage.
Of course it doesn't take months to learn a character anymore.
Dave is just salty that he got exposed as the washed up scrub he really is.
Remember all those excuses he used during the last decade for why he gets bodied in fighting games? He always said that he would have to play the game on a daily basis to be competitive and that he wouldn't lose if he could take the time out of his schedule to learn the game.
Well, now he did exactly that. He played the game daily, "learned" multiple characters and still gets bodied by casual players (because Platinum is currently filled with casuals)
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Don't worry; he doesn't know or understand the meaning of the word 'literally'.
But yeah nah, still not a meme. Absolute scat fetish.
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With each new game he lays his disgusting hooves on, I learn more and more about Phil even if it all ricochets back into being bad at a game, like how the deceased return to the earth via the lifestream.
I'd like to tell you that Phil would look down the barrel of a loaded gun, but he's not gonna get past the parts where you load rounds into a magazine and slide it back in.
Glock in one hand, magazine in the other, drunkenly synchronising his hooves, always off by a millimetre or two always, can't line it up with the hole ehehehe, then put them down in a humf and wait until someone who knows how to use their fucking day one edition limbs properly comes over.
I'd like to tell you that Phil would look down the barrel of a loaded gun, but he's not gonna get past the parts where you load rounds into a magazine and slide it back in.
Glock in one hand, magazine in the other, drunkenly synchronising his hooves, always off by a millimetre or two always, can't line it up with the hole ehehehe, then put them down in a humf and wait until someone who knows how to use their fucking day one edition limbs properly comes over.
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So I was watching the Interview and post interview again and it blew my fucking mind that Phil tried to do that "alottta Peepul say" shit with Keemstar. And when Keemstar just no-sold it Phil had the gall to say "okay well.. that stuff is out there now so.." What a fucking piece of rubbish. What a cunT.He tries so hard to poison the well when Keem appeared and anyone who is new is just looking at it like Phil is the asshole. For no fucking reason at all he rejected an offer of a large sum of money. And treats the guy like shit while also spreading rumors and innuendo.
And the funny part is his lack of self awareness. The Secret Unlimited video is full of lies but the Keem doc is reputable. And he wants a fair shake? Whats more fair than a guy offering you thousands of dollars and a new show with other people and increasing your audience? Buisiness degree at work.
I don't know Keem or feel any way towards him but if he did do something shitty Phil just makes himself look worse. And I would be reminisce if I didn't mention what a good boy Phil was when Keem actually talked to him compared to the cash money shit he talked when Phil ran back to his stream. Pussy. He thought Crag and Adam were the same but they told him to his face they didn't believe anything he said. Fucking coward.
And the funny part is his lack of self awareness. The Secret Unlimited video is full of lies but the Keem doc is reputable. And he wants a fair shake? Whats more fair than a guy offering you thousands of dollars and a new show with other people and increasing your audience? Buisiness degree at work.
I don't know Keem or feel any way towards him but if he did do something shitty Phil just makes himself look worse. And I would be reminisce if I didn't mention what a good boy Phil was when Keem actually talked to him compared to the cash money shit he talked when Phil ran back to his stream. Pussy. He thought Crag and Adam were the same but they told him to his face they didn't believe anything he said. Fucking coward.
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Thats not even true either. Its just saying hey, this will turn on, and you can obstensibly "finish" it. Because we are talking about a time right after Atari just let everyone fucking make carts for their systems. As well as computer games that could brick your whole system or they just ran out of time so they wouldn't put in say doors in levels. Not to mention bootleg Nintendo carts did some voltage shenanigans which, in theory could burn a house down.
So really the Nintendo seal of quality said, this is the closest thing anyone can legally call a game and it won't ruin your hardware, or potentially burn down your fucking house. So really the bare minimum anyone expected of a consumer good. But hey it was the 80s. The decade that gave us Phil, Chris Chan and Moviebob, so bare minimum was a bar to clear.
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listen here u little nudnick
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Tengen (maker of probably most famously an 8 bit NES port of the classic arcade quarter eater Gauntlet, among many other titles) sold non-seal of approval carts of their game cartridges, they were black plastic, not grey like your S.o.A. carriers, they had not the typical cart style single finger depression in the middle of the top edge, but two finger depressesions on the under side of the top edge when loaded into the NES connection for the cart and they came without the old black thinner plastic sleeves you would get with your S.o.A. carrying carts because they weren't even going to bother letting Nintendo try and claim trademark on the design of the packaging if they had a law dispute about it later between the companies. Their games ran just as fine with your machine as the S.o.A. marked titles, were as good an arcade port to 8 bits as you could expect to enjoy for the era and in some cases had S.o.A. editions also on the market but they didn't want to bother sucking Nintendo off, in the actual way, not in the pigroach whine way of current era. Now, did one copy of Gauntlet in the grey plastic case hold the S.o.A. because it was better than the non S.o.A.? Fuck no, it's the same fucking game on your NES system, but to a pigroach, one is polished and the other you had to run away screaming from before a Derich picked up controller 2 and bodied you for playing the black box version. R.B.I. Baseball, Pac-Man (king of retro title to end all king of retro titles), and an Indiana Jones game are the other company cart style titles from them, one with the S.o.A. in the usual grey form factor, the others without and in Tengen's "outlaw" form factor. It was literally just a seal of conformity for Nintendo although the unlicensed cartridges concerns from other publishers were definitely a thing too as you point out. But the actual S.o.A. was completely useless in practice, as not having it on a cart didn't mean anything substantial necessarily, just as much as having it on it didn't mean it was "polished" at all. You can list plenty of shit S.o.A. wielding games from when it was in use that blow up the cope he was huffing trying to claim retro relevancy to his wheelchairs, but hey Jayde's got a dirty diaper and has other worries than reality checking his day care stream clown, so Phil gets off with it, to a certain strain of his viewers.
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Boss of a DSP fan: "Who is that dork?"
DSP: "Me, a dork? I make billions of dollars online, only suckers work a 9-5. Also a dork is a whale penis"
Diablo IV is too chill, no support. Making the game more difficult doesn't make it more entertaining. Maybe don't be so fucking slow. The Decepticron did a racing stream the previous time DSP streamed the game, starting at level 1 while DSP was at level 15, he was two levels (16 vs 18 I believe) behind DSP when DSP ended his stream. 2 hours vs 6 hours and practically same progress
DSP: "Me, a dork? I make billions of dollars online, only suckers work a 9-5. Also a dork is a whale penis"
Diablo IV is too chill, no support. Making the game more difficult doesn't make it more entertaining. Maybe don't be so fucking slow. The Decepticron did a racing stream the previous time DSP streamed the game, starting at level 1 while DSP was at level 15, he was two levels (16 vs 18 I believe) behind DSP when DSP ended his stream. 2 hours vs 6 hours and practically same progress
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Boss of a DSP fan: "Who is that dork?"
DSP: "Me, a dork? I make billions of dollars online, only suckers work a 9-5. Also a dork is a whale penis"
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Diablo IV is too chill, no support. Making the game more difficult doesn't make it more entertaining. Maybe don't be so fucking slow. The Decepticron did a racing stream the previous time DSP streamed the game, starting at level 1 while DSP was at level 15, he was two levels (16 vs 18 I believe) behind DSP when DSP ended his stream. 2 hours vs 6 hours and practically same progress
DSP has a 200 page thread on here with all the terms and phrases he uses wrong. The man is so retarded he thinks its unrealistic that lightning can hit you if you are in motion and claims he would have prevented the covid supply chain crisis by just building more Transatlantic freighters, unlike those retards at intel who didnt just keep a spare global logistics network handy.
Yet somehow, off the top of his head, this man just knows that dork means penis and loves being called a giant penis. Gee I wonder why this one thing burned its way into his long term memory.
There are two pieces of knowledge in this world you can count on DSP being an expert on:
1) Super Mario 2 was Doki Doki whocares in japan.
2) Male genitals and butt stuff. (girls butts are iky and gross and immature)
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Don't forget authentic Italian food, and how to run a successful sandwich shop.
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I would bet all of my racist magic the gathering cards that I could put 5 authentic style Italian dishes and 5 American style Italian dishes in front of him, ask him to sort them into those two categories, and he would still get <20% correct. Ill even give him bonus points if he can sort them before Fat Khat eats them.
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Should have told his boss: yeah you are right boss, he wanked of on stream and made over 1 million in his career but lost it all while maxxing out 14 credit cards and somehow got his bankruptcy granted. A real dork uh pigBoss of a DSP fan: "Who is that dork?"
DSP: "Me, a dork? I make billions of dollars online, only suckers work a 9-5. Also a dork is a whale penis"
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Diablo IV is too chill, no support. Making the game more difficult doesn't make it more entertaining. Maybe don't be so fucking slow. The Decepticron did a racing stream the previous time DSP streamed the game, starting at level 1 while DSP was at level 15, he was two levels (16 vs 18 I believe) behind DSP when DSP ended his stream. 2 hours vs 6 hours and practically same progress