Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 Actively working on site again.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.3%

  • Total voters
    390
Recently had her IUD removed.
No one cares
Oh, and the Flashcast clip on Elissa's channel is in 1080P - Kalea's a mod there. Elissa's (like done by Elissa) clips are in 720P.
I found four random clips from Elissa Clips in the past 2 months that all were uploaded in 1080p
Rekieta v Kiwi Farms
Say No to Drugs, Kids
re USA v Matthew Raymond Hoover (@CRSFirearms)
Nick’s Childhood Trauma - F**k You, Ms. Gwen
I'm unsure what fucking retarded point you're attempting to make because of the 15 or so clips I've clicked on all but one or two were uploaded in 1080p. Either way, it's probably a stupid point to begin with since it involves you thinking someone is Kalea
Look, if this thread is cool with one girl with 4 accounts (look when they log on and off), cool cool.
A) No one, at least I assume they don't, really cares about someone having 4 accounts unless it's funny (mutually inconsistent personas that in some way is funny, multiple personal stories across the accounts that would be funnier if it all happened to one person, etc)
B) Post receipts or stfu you attention seeking whore.
 
Or a phone. I've screen recorded in 4k on my phone before. The only reason I use a PC for the farms is because I want to respect server space and minimize file size. Generally though nobody cares about the office/tech setup of random YouTubers and commenters
Nah, Elissa has regularly said her phone was blowing up due to no more storage and couldn't post from work.

Nice try, though. 4K works in 30 second clips, not 23 minutes on a phone.

Why even argue the merits? What I EXPECTED a smarter Kiwi to say? "Oh, so Kalea is posting clips on Elissa's channel. Not surprised." No shame in that game. They literally use to tag team on Locals.

Your efforts to shame me when it's obvious Kalea is posting for Elissa is what's hilarious.
 
Why even argue the merits? What I EXPECTED a smarter Kiwi to do is say? "Oh, so Kalea is posting clips on Elissa's channel. Not surprised." No shame in that game. They literally use to tag team on Locals.

Your efforts to shame me when it's obvious Kalea is posting for Elissa is what's hilarious.
Because it's not obvious in any way aside from you confidently stating it is and the fact that you believe that Elissa uploads clips only in 720p despite providing no fucking evidence for it. Also (AGAIN) who fucking cares if Kalea is posting content on Elissa's channel. Is that fact funny or interesting in some way to the thread at large?
 
The honest answer here in public matches the same one I have given in DM's: I am a busy and disorganised person. I just have not got around to it. I would have told anyone this right out if they asked me previously.

I have paged through the whole set of screenshots, and saw nothing groundbreaking that I have not already posted (Search #Coomspiracy in this thread for those posts). Like Syndey Powell, this Kraken will probably be underwhelming.
That's understandable. One push back is "groundbreaking" is very subjective. I have found nothing groundbreaking in the locals chats, mainly because it's out in the open, and people know kiwi is watching.

A SECRET discord? I find it hard to believe there's nothing groundbreaking. A secret group who doesn't think anyone is watching? I would bet there's more in there than any locals chats we've seen thus far.

I will try to get a local archive up for the whole set of images once I scrub the Metadata and other identifiable markers.
Don't kill yourself over it. If they were given to you by Kalea -- if what Cynthia says is true -- maybe she can go through them. The more information that is released, the better. As far as locals, the only thing to watch for is when it starts to turn against Nick. I think we still have a few more weeks/months till that happens.

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Or if you need help, I would be more than happy to take the load off and post for you - redact any doxxing of addresses/children if there are any.
 
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4K works in 30 second clips, not 23 minutes on a phone.
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I'll take my tech advice from someone who understands what the words bitrate and framerate mean. Thanks though.
 
The mystery if I'm Faran............. I'M NOT. Balldo is exactly right....... it's made me somewhat troll tho. I'm also not Kalea.

I note there's no denial about your being the crazy Trump knitting lady though.

Edit: I'm kidding. I don't actually care who you are. When you sign up here, the site advises you to conceal your RL identity. As long as your posts aren't shit, you're fine by me. Cynthia could learn much from how you engage with the site.
 
Also (AGAIN) who fucking cares if Kalea is posting content on Elissa's channel.
Aaaaand, that's what I said. But thanks for making the point again.

I'll take my tech advice from someone who understands what the words bitrate and framerate mean. Thanks though.
So, ask Elissa. You're on a Discord with her. She's said it in her own fucking comments. Her phone will not keep the storage necessary which often causes ridiculous delays in posting.

(Funny, that's been rectified with some easy competition of late. Good on Kalea.)

How is this a surprise to you, or anyone? The smarter Locals peeps are literally laughing at you, Dave. This is not a conspiracy. Kalea posting as Elissa is as easy as Lady Rackets.
 
HE'S JOINING A KNOCKOFF CAMEO SITE CALLED SHOUTOUT. Maybe the ultimate sign that someone has fallen off.
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Is he hurting that badly for cash?

Edit: Linked the wrong site. Here's the site link. I guess it's a Steven Crowder thing?
lmao what the fuck is this shit. Fuck it! Join this shit Nick, so we can laugh!
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Nick states his vacation was about "meeting people".

lol
Paraphrase: "It was so nice not to be recognized!!"
The image of him sitting in his hotel room with all his streaming equipment setup, but being too afraid to hit go live is cracking me up.
It's just that good
- Nick linked his exhaustion to 'TRAUMA' from Depp streaming. His brain holds on to it. He has seasonal depression in November, and that was caused by moving at 9 to MN from TX.
He has a whinge to go with every excuse. Last night (before I checked out), he spent an inordinate amount of time crafting delicate excuses against future criticism before the thing even happens that requires said excuses.

Allegedly we were meant to focus on FUN and pontificating, but it was broken up by so many weasel words about some gripe here or there and then lightly delivered cringe barbs towards people who "don't like stuff"/detractors. Man was gone for 2 weeks on a supposedly PERFECT vacation and yet believes time has healed him of his sins and that means he can renew all his vows to fight whatever. It's amusing af and yet so delusionally transparent.

'Pontificate' was an interesting use of a word. For those not in the know:
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Maybe this is "on brand". The Christian when convenient grift is increasingly tedious.
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You're on a Discord with her.
Wrong again. The only Discord server I am a part of is a private one to play Jackbox games with my wife and our boomer parents from time to time. Keep trying though. It's fun watching you drive your credibility through the floor.

How is this a surprise to you, or anyone? The smarter Locals peeps are literally laughing at you, Dave. This is not a conspiracy. Kalea posting as Elissa is as easy as Lady Rackets.
You're confusing me calling you retarded with me not believing you. In reality I just don't give a fuck who is posting what where as long as it's entertaining. The Locals can laugh at me all they want, I don't respect them.
 
Aaaaand, that's what I said. But thanks for making the point again.


So, ask Elissa. You're on a Discord with her. She's said it in her own fucking comments. Her phone will not keep the storage necessary which often causes ridiculous delays in posting.

(Funny, that's been rectified with some easy competition of late. Good on Kalea.)

How is this a surprise to you, or anyone? The smarter Locals peeps are literally laughing at you, Dave. This is not a conspiracy. Kalea posting as Elissa is as easy as Lady Rackets.

Just go start a Kalea thread already and take your schizo takes over there. FFS Cynthia, how do you make schizo posting boring?
 
That's understandable. One push back is "groundbreaking" is very subjective. I have found nothing groundbreaking in the locals chats, mainly because it's out in the open, and people know kiwi is watching.

A SECRET discord? I find it hard to believe there's nothing groundbreaking. A secret group who doesn't think anyone is watching? I would bet there's more in there than any locals chats we've seen thus far.


Don't kill yourself over it. If they were given to you by Kalea -- if what Cynthia says is true -- maybe she can go through them. The more information that is released, the better. As far as locals, the only thing to watch for is when it starts to turn against Nick. I think we still have a few more weeks/months till that happens.
Check the earlier posts by me that I mentioned for what I thought relevant from the DISCORD.

Otherwise, releasing it is not entirely difficult. I wanted to do it in a somewhat elegant way that was not a massive data dump. If people are keen to comb through screenshots that are (slightly) out of order, I can post the whole kit in a few days.

As a criticism, the leaker made a mis-step by sharing screenshots early on with someone who eventually got them posted where the Discord members were made aware that there was a rat. Lacking the duplicity to run a double-agency op they were quickly outed and the fun cut short.
 
Who the fuck even is Kalea?
Kalea:
  • Was (I'm assuming she's been removed as mod but Nick's laziness never ends) a mod on Nick's YT channel for 3ish years.
  • A sort of Supermod. Mods for The Quartering (paid), Geeks & Gamers, Flashcast, and at least 6 other small channels.
  • Is known as Dracula whatever here, officially (she's pretty much 'out' with that handle).
  • Is as prolific at setting up Discords as Xino - and is on MANY.
  • Supposedly a lapsed Mormon (which I do believe) hence her hilarious DM to Nick about Satan infesting in his soul (though she wasn't even that articulate... I do worry for the Utah school system).
  • DEF the leak with Xino's Secret Discord for which she fed to Himedall, per Himedall. And, yes, I did screenshot some of that.
I mean, the question is who gives a flying fuck? Kalea can post as Elissa - do her work for her. Elissa's annoyingly slow when on her own, no kids, in a trailer, making shit wages. No one cares.

Except that Kalea's multiple accounts here are legit annoying and a clear effort to steer the conversation.
 
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- He is not revealing his vacation location beyond 'West to a beach', 'Somewhat close', and 'NOT Australian'. He ialso worried about people SHOWING up on his vacation. WHO would do that?

I like @Cythia_Behave's theory about Hawai'i. He has said he loved it there, plus he mentioned that he checked his phone everyday. I cannot imagine he would not whinge about having yo get an international SIM. So inside US territory, I would wager.
Listening to the clip of him talking about his vacation (at 41 minutes into the stream) it sounds like the kids and grandparents were around, which would imply that either the vacation was to Florida or they took at least one set of grandparents with them on their trip.

Look, if this thread is cool with one girl with 4 accounts (look when they log on and off), cool cool.
I assumed this Kalea thing was a good bit to mock the people being annoying and derailing the thread by claiming without any actual evidence that @JudyGemstone is Faran, but it is going on for a while. If it's a bit, point proven. If not, you don't have any evidence either.

I mean, the question is who gives a flying fuck?
I have to confess I don't.
 
POT MEET KETTLE. Fuck off.
U seem vwewy vwewy upset. You okay, kitten?

Isn't the point of Kiwi to 'out' people for who they are and laugh at their nonsense? I'm very sorry if Kalea's duplicity and clumsy 3D Chess makes you so, SO angry. Odd, that.

I came into Kiwi as myself because it's actually easier that way. I'd assumed I'd already been doxxed so I didn't give a shit when I was. I WAS surprised when my ex and kids were contacted. It was a female, his employer recorded. I know who did it.

Recently Kalea's been feeding shit to old fandom friends of mine which is the ultimate comedy. I'm back in touch - in a friendly way - with two of them, laughing at all the crazy. Kalea's unwittingly knitting back my friendships. Thanks, girl!

I'll leave it there.
 
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