Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I'll leave it there.

Glory be to God.

 

[JudyGemstone]

"Vacations & Revelations: The Internet is Cancer"
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYnRh3Cwhvs&ab_channel=elissaclips

He was probably like a crack addict wanting to post and stream for attention.
It's why he's "narcoleptic." He falls asleep if attention isn't on him.

"When you walk up to someone, you don't know their politics, their pronouns... You don't pre-judge. It was real."

He literally pre-judges everyone, and now he has a come to Jesus moment? If someone told him in the first 30 seconds of meeting their pronouns are they/them, he would immediately walk the other way. But now he sees the light?​

"If you can't sit at a bar and not talk politics....... fist yourself!"

He clearly lost an argument at some bar.​

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"Meet someone, say nice to meet you, and you go your separate ways."

Thank you so much for reminding me how to be in the outside world. I forgot.​

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Elissa should re-title this "How to Win Friends & Influence People" cuz fuck Dale Carnegie....................... Rekieta knows better!

 

[not william stenchever]

Glory be to God.

Much like the Sand People she'll be back and in greater numbers word count

 

[Kopasea]

Why even argue the merits? What I EXPECTED a smarter Kiwi to say? "Oh, so Kalea is posting clips on Elissa's channel. Not surprised." No shame in that game. They literally use to tag team on Locals.

Of course... the SMART kiwis just agree with whatever you say regardless of evidence.

Supposedly a lapsed Mormon (which I do believe) hence her hilarious DM to Nick about Satan infesting in his soul (though she wasn't even that articulate... I do worry for the Utah school system).

What is this DM? Do you have a screenshot to share with the class?

Elissa Clips delivering us bread for the archives

Are we sure that Faran didn't clip it first and then Kalea stole it and gave it to Elissa?

Listening to the clip of him talking about his vacation (at 41 minutes into the stream) it sounds like the kids and grandparents were around, which would imply that either the vacation was to Florida or they took at least one set of grandparents with them on their trip.

Agreed. My hypothesis that it was an adult resort in Mexico was very wrong, since they wouldn't allow kids to come along. Kids being there would also explain why there was no opportunity to stream. @Cynthia Behave and @Himedall All-seeing Waifu suggestion of Hawaii sounds far more likely and it's unlikely there was a whole lot of degeneracy happening around the kids (or I hope there wasn't).

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Listening to the clip of him talking about his vacation (at 41 minutes into the stream) it sounds like the kids and grandparents were around, which would imply that either the vacation was to Florida or they took at least one set of grandparents with them on their trip.

I could be wrong but iirc there were supposed to be two vacations one with him and our wife alone and then another with the kids and grandparents. Like one week getting his neghole pozloaded and then another pretending he doesn't hate his parents.

Edit:

Spoiler: Revelations 14:88

I've been Vic Lasagna this whole time

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Glory be to God.

Sadly, for you, I consider that a dare.
What kind of retarded clippers put "Pedophilia" in their title?

Literally, EVERY creator uses euphemisms - it's discussed openly how NOT to use that word because of YT... That clip would have easily had 1000 more views.
Edit: They clip, not create.

 

[JudyGemstone]

Listening to the clip of him talking about his vacation (at 41 minutes into the stream) it sounds like the kids and grandparents were around, which would imply that either the vacation was to Florida or they took at least one set of grandparents with them on their trip.

Grandparents definitely were there as he says in the clip posted above.

Agreed. My hypothesis that it was an adult resort in Mexico was very wrong, since they wouldn't allow kids to come along. Kids being there would also explain why there was no opportunity to stream. @Cynthia Behave and @Himedall All-seeing Waifu suggestion of Hawaii sounds far more likely and it's unlikely there was a whole lot of degeneracy happening around the kids (or I hope there wasn't).

I'm going to post my theory again on account of the friend he said was murdered?

THEORY:
While Cynthia says Hawaii, here me out. I think Texas. He talks about having to go see this murdered person Sunday. He and Drex knew him for 30 years. Both grew up in Houston, TX, together -- so you'd assume this guy was from Texas also since Nick said he knew him longer than Drex.

Nick said he had to go see him Sunday? Sounds close to their vacation, right?. If I were to guess... I'd say somewhere like a Galveston or South Padre Island -- both beachy areas. I'd say Corpus Christi, but people there would go to South Padre Island. It's not a far drive to Houston (SPI is longer) and we know this faggot loves renting sports cars to keep a low profile when vacationing.

Aren't the grandparents in Houston? Again, easy drive w/them to Galveston or South Padre Island. Both places have kids activities all over the place. I know from visiting Galveston has a lot of kids pirate museums and activity stuff there. At night, it turns more adult (much like any vacation). Galveston also has big Air BnB homes on the water that are nice. Friend of mine just went w/family. Had a 3-5 bedroom home on the beach, which could account for parents, kids, and grandparents?

I know he was asking about nude beaches in Hawaii not too long ago, so it is a possibility. But if you've been-- back me up if you have -- unless you purposefully stay out to the sun, YA GET SUN IN HAWAII!!! He doesn't even look like he got a tan. Hawaii, everything is in the sun, in the water. I have questions..................

Just my hypothesis.

He said Sunday was when he visited his murdered friend. Did we get confirmation of which Sunday?

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Sadly, for you, I consider that a dare.

So now she is openly admitting to shitting up the thread on purpose. Who is the moderator for this board? Is it stenographer? Have we had discussions with whoever the moderator is about removing the schizo wine mom from the thread?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

U seem vwewy vwewy upset. You okay, kitten?

Spoiler: Off topic response to Cynthia.

I'm stellar, thanks for asking. My next batch of sugar wine is almost finished fermenting so I'll soon get the satisfaction of watching my current stock of bottles grow from 3 to 33. I'll also finally get to find out if my cinnamon batch is an epic failure due to a mistake using new fermenting vessels and underestimating just how buoyant and clumpy ground cinnamon can be in a fermentation. I'll drink it regardless, but I'd rather it tasted good than not. The recipe's posted to my profile page if you'd like to take a gander.

He doesn't even look like he got a tan.

I would venture he spent much of this vacation swinging clubbing so I'm not surprised at all he didn't get tanned.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Elissa Clips delivering us bread for the archives

"Vacations & Revelations: The Internet is Cancer"
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYnRh3Cwhvs&ab_channel=elissaclips

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This whole thing reads to me as "I used a fake name because I'm scared of what people will find if they Google me". Congratulations Nick. This is the future you chose.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Elissa Clips delivering us bread for the archives

"Vacations & Revelations: The Internet is Cancer"
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYnRh3Cwhvs&ab_channel=elissaclips

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More entertaining bc it's a Locals stream....

So now she is openly admitting to shitting up the thread on purpose. Who is the moderator for this board? Is it stenographer? Have we had discussions with whoever the moderator is about removing the schizo wine mom from the thread?

Not really. A 3 year mod of Nick's is being actively discussed bc she's been posting as Elissa. That's directly related to Nick.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Spoiler: Off topic response to Cynthia.

I'm stellar, thanks for asking. My next batch of sugar wine is almost finished fermenting so I'll soon get the satisfaction of watching my current stock of bottles grow from 3 to 33. I'll also finally get to find out if my cinnamon batch is an epic failure due to a mistake using new fermenting vessels and underestimating just how buoyant and clumpy ground cinnamon can be in a fermentation. I'll drink it regardless, but I'd rather it tasted good than not. The recipe's posted to my profile page if you'd like to take a gander.

I would venture he spent much of this vacation swinging clubbing so I'm not surprised at all he didn't get tanned.

Sex dungeons do not have windows

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Aren't the grandparents in Houston?

To the best of my recollection, her parents are somewhere nearby in Minnesota. His parents primarily live in central Florida, maybe Tampa-ish area, maybe Orlando-ish. Nick's grandparents were in Tyler, TX. I believe they have passed?

I'd be surprised if he was in Texas ahead of Matsuri, but thinking ain't this boy's strong suit.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Sex dungeons do not have windows

But do they have tripods?

 

[Dean Pentel]

On that note, I'm sure @Himedall All-seeing Waifu is sitting on at least a dozen she could dox. Problem? She has Christianity on her mind... she's not gonna do it for kicks and giggles.

Stop calling Hime a girl. That's a dude.

When was the last time Himedall showed ANY kind of love like that to literally anyone?

To me when we were Facetiming each other about how Hime is totally a man.

Nah, I tagged her bc I'm being CONSTANTLY belittled for not properly doxxing people when she's ADMITTED she has information to do so.

That sounds traumatic. You should kill yourself immediately. Then you can tell God to His face how mean strangers on the Internet were to you when you wanted to make everything all about yourself. Plus for your funeral it really will be all about you. For at least 2 hours. That's a win!

Spoiler: So you know how I'm a watch faggot...

If you really want a Seiko stainless steel sports chronometer - Seiko SRQ025 $1,900 or SQR037 $3,000. If you hate the new rotational face thingmajig go for the SQR037.
If you're a lol poor and have the time/skills buy either a 6S78/6S28 or if you really can find one the 7015A-708A/B (7016A is the one with the most features) movement and slap it in a case yourself.

The 8 series Seiko movements are good. Unregulated and undecorated versions of the 9 series used in the Grand Seikos, so that's not a terrible suggestion. I'd also add that if one wants a chrono, for $3k it's not hard to find a lightly used Omega Speedmaster. I don't like chronographs but even I know that's a better watch than the SRQ025 or the 037. Frankly, if one is looking for a stainless steel sports watch in the $3K range, pick up Seiko SLA021J1 or a NOMOS 782 (if you don't like how thick the Seiko is).

 

[JudyGemstone]

To the best of my recollection, her parents are somewhere nearby in Minnesota. His parents primarily live in central Florida, maybe Tampa-ish area, maybe Orlando-ish. Nick's grandparents were in Tyler, TX. I believe they have passed?

I'd be surprised if he was in Texas ahead of Matsuri, but thinking ain't this boy's strong suit.

Thank you! I thought his parents were still in Texas. Maybe they were in Florida? It would make sense to bring your kids there for the Disney stuff.

Maybe he said west to throw off the scent?

Friend of mine worked in Orlando as a bartender. Told me it's a hot bed for swingers -- pun intended. They spend time w/kids during the day and get them tired. Many hotels there offer babysitting services. Parents go out at night.

Googled "Swingers Clubs in Orlando" and ...................
[ https://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=Swingers+Club&find_loc=Orlando,+FL ]

 

[Swole McPole]

Isn't the point of Kiwi to 'out' people for who they are and laugh at their nonsense? I'm very sorry if Kalea's duplicity and clumsy 3D Chess makes you so, SO angry. Odd, that.

That's not the point at all. The point is that when people are out there behaving badly/stupidly and their bad/stupid behaviour is sufficiently entertaining or annoying to be worthy of attention, THEN it gets posted here.

Nothing that you've told us about Kalea meets that bar. You, on the other hand, passed it a very long time ago.

You know what they're going to be saying about you on Locals? "That Cynthia is SO damned autistic that even the certified autists on Kiwifarms can't stand her." I'm utterly mystified as to why you'd want to keep on proving them right.

 

[Spaded Dave]

To the best of my recollection, her parents are somewhere nearby in Minnesota. His parents primarily live in central Florida, maybe Tampa-ish area, maybe Orlando-ish. Nick's grandparents were in Tyler, TX. I believe they have passed?

I'd be surprised if he was in Texas ahead of Matsuri, but thinking ain't this boy's strong suit.

You are correct. His crazy-eyes mother has been in Florida since 2018.

 

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You are correct. His crazy-eyes mother has been in Florida since 2018.

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Bro, I think I've seen her on the news.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Maybe he said west to throw off the scent?

West is so vague as to mean almost anything. I didn't watch the stream or clips yet, but the other option is the grand parents could have joined them "out west" somewhere on vacation, like say Hawaii. They're more loaded than Rackets is.

At some point, the stupidity will crack and some photos will leak. Nose and Kayla are both too ego-driven not to show off. Then, the resident autists will crack the code on whatever den of sin he went to, with or without the family.