Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
I think the "New Zealand Agriculture" YouTube account might maybe be one of Russ's socks (or a troll). Colin's comments and confusion are a bit out of context that was a reply thread of 6+ replies that are now 2 or 3 but it still says 6 before you drill in (by the time I started reading comments when there were 106 most of the reply threads had a number versus actual appearance mismatch).

I'm pretty sure non-subtle trolls, weens, Redditors, and people who feel the need to warn were all reported by Russ and if YouTube had a reason to remove they did. Hence why all comments are either positive, general discussion, or more evolved trolls that know what to say in a way that won't be removed no matter how much Russ reports it. Can comments be brought back from the dead like Reddit?
 
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JustSomeChick said:
I wonder if Ma and Pa Greer get that channel? I kinda hope not. They have to be super embarrassed of him already. Can you imagine taking in a child no one else wanted, trying to raise him right (and by their Mormon standards, too) and that child grows up to be Crusty Rusty? I shudder to think of it.
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I hope not, but I wouldn't be surprised if a flurry of fags spammed it to them already. Not the biggest fan of mormons, but I can only imagine the shame and doubt they might be feeling after taking in this tard baby in good faith only to have him do everything he can to be the greasy, unkempt face of legalizing paid blowies.
 
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It was dead before it even started. Why wait until next year to fail?
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It's just a link to his interview. Also posted to the Safer Nevada FB without comment.
 
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On the subject of creepy Fatty McPatties:

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I think I see quite a spare tire developing there. Looks like the canned-beans-and-dressing diet isn't very slimming.
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Late and gay, I know, but a thought just occurred to me. Considering all the Ls he's taken recently, that no woman will ever talk to him, and that his totally brilliant lolsuit against Null isn't going anywhere, I think it's possible he's stress eating. He's such a joyless retard that the only things which bring him happiness are sex and sugary foods.
 
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I think it's possible he's stress eating.
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I think it's possible that he's a retard who thinks that canned beans and ranch is healthy food and thinks walking on the treadmill is exercise, and is now fat because he's stupid.

At least we can run it back: "Russell Greer is fat and hookers won't be paid to have sex with him."
 
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
You're talking about fresh green beans. Russ drowns canned green beans in sauces and condiments.

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If you've never had the pleasure, canned green beans taste like shit, look like shit, have the consistency of shit. Nutritionally, fresh beans have mostly 2x the nutrients (4x for vitamin C)*, and canned typically have much more sodium.
* exception for some reason being vitamin k, per my cite below

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canned green beans are some of the most haram shit you can buy at a store, especially considering how ubiquitously available fresh-frozen ones are. canned green beans are what you feed to naughty children to make them suffer. canned green beans are something you serve to people when you don't care if they live or die
 
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Russketeer said:
I think the "New Zealand Agriculture" YouTube account might maybe be one of Russ's socks (or a troll). Colin's comments and confusion are a bit out of context that was a reply thread of 6+ replies that are now 2 or 3 but it still says 6 before you drill in (by the time I started reading comments when there were 106 most of the reply threads had a number versus actual appearance mismatch).

I'm pretty sure non-subtle trolls, weens, Redditors, and people who feel the need to warn were all reported by Russ and if YouTube had a reason to remove they did. Hence why all comments are either positive, general discussion, or more evolved trolls that know what to say in a way that won't be removed no matter how much Russ reports it. Can comments be brought back from the dead like Reddit?
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Since when is Russ that subtle or clever?
 
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The person who commented is a "performance artist" who has some bizarre posts so who knows what that persons intentions for Russ are,
He tagged Mariah in it so shes the only thot and even outdid Yovanna for the tag. The others are news stations or sex workers.
 
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I'm of the mind that Russ might be done with music to the point where I watch FB Marketplace for his keytar. Political activist and businessman seem to be his main play-pretend now.

I think he'd still call himself a songwriter and screenwriter to add intrigue to his image but it seems like actual writing won't be happening like in the past but who knows.

Would love to see at least one other team member show their existence for his PAC or LLC for all the "we" talking he does.

His finances and life are circling the drain in the most hilarious ways possible. My pet theory with the payday loan is that he borrowed $500-1k and took it gambling thinking he'd surely hit a huge jackpot and fix all his problems (a bigger version of the $2 and a good feeling arc where he trudged to a Casino just to flush $2 away). In Russ world there is no way you couldn't win with $500-1k-ish. BUT this is pure conjector.

He supposedly drives a Nissan, and they offer predatory financing to anyone with a pulse. Repo arc when?
 
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Hugger Brother said:
canned green beans are some of the most haram shit you can buy at a store, especially considering how ubiquitously available fresh-frozen ones are. canned green beans are what you feed to naughty children to make them suffer. canned green beans are something you serve to people when you don't care if they live or die
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I've never been to prison, but for some reason I'm picturing a 44 gallon drum of canned beans in the kitchen.
Kill canned beans. Behead canned beans. Roundhouse kick canned beans into the concrete. Slam dunk canned beans baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy beans. Defecate in a canned bean's food. Launch canned beans into the sun. Stir fry canned beans in a wok. Toss canned beans into active volcanoes. Urinate into a canned bean's gas tank. Judo throw canned beans into a wood chipper. Twist canned beans heads off. Report canned beans to the IRS. Karate chop canned beans in half. Curb stomp pregnant canned beans. Trap canned beans in quicksand. Crush canned beans in the trash compactor. Liquefy canned beans in a vat of acid. Eat canned beans. Dissect canned beans. Exterminate canned beans in the gas chamber. Stomp canned beans with steel toed boots. Cremate canned beans in the oven. Lobotomize canned beans. Mandatory abortions for canned beans. Grind canned bean fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown canned beans in fried chicken grease. Vaporize canned beans with a ray gun. Kick old canned beans down the stairs. Feed canned beans to alligators. Slice canned beans with a katana.
 
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So is Mariah Rivera actually a ho/some flavour of escort or just your standard thot?

Cos I know Russ thinks all women are whores, but if she isn’t one then she’s probably not going to be too chuffed about being the sole woman tagged in his prostitution campaign.
 
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