Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Ultrapenguin]

You know how to vote, not because I told you to but because you hold these truths to be self evident...

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxIRbODf4noI6ArK9EQaSX4zflyWge1iHA

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*are @WogglebugLover, creator of "educational" content for "children"...

I don't know what's wrong with that, I'm pretty sure it's standard in children's programming to teach kids that it's really what you're born with that matters.
If you're naturally timid or dumb, you should consider simply giving up since you'll always be inferior to people who were born without those sorts of natural shortcomings, and we should lionize those who didn't have to work for what they have.

It's been a while since I watched kids' TV though.

PS: does she have a rainbow behind Wogglebug? Must be supporting pride month, that makes sense for such a LGBT friendly franchise.

John the Armadillo is a better role model for kids. He's a team player who remembers to stay hydrated.
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That armadillo would bully wogglebug so hard.

 

[WogglebugLover]

No, I am NOT celebrating Pride month with that rainbow. It's always been on the logo.

And the Wogglebug is NOT gay. He is marrying the Beetle Princess. And it will NOT be a political marriage at all. It has nothing to do with the good of Genoma. The war the Wogglebug stops isn't between the Insect Kingdom and Genoma. Gneoma doesn't even know about the existence of the Insect Kingdom because it's in another dimension. The war the Wogglebug stops takes place entirely in the Insect Kingdom. And he doesn't have to marry the Beetle Princess and she doesn't have to marry him. They get married because they fall in love with each other.

And even if the Wogglebug were gay (which he isn't) I still wouldn't have him marry the Frogman but would instead still have him marry one of his own species.

And the Frogman is NOT gay, either.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I DON'T BELIEVE MY EYES! She figured out how to use TOR! Welcome back, Cynthia!

No, I am NOT celebrating Pride month with that rainbow. It's always been on the logo.

But Woggy is! Look:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/woggle...-hanson-cherie-anne-hapney.4351/post-16374806

(watch till the end, it's not just one scene looping; I'm especially proud of the part with Christoph - his gestures fit the lyrics perfectly)

Did you play my game in which Woggy is actually straight? Here it is, if you want to check it out.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Autism's a hell of a drug. She figured out Tor lmao.

 

[Starbuxxx]

Cynthia, any word on that Cinemark documentary you were going to be interviewed for? When will we be able to see it at a cinema near us?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Autism's a hell of a drug. She figured out Tor lmao.

It makes her more dedicated, true and honest than some Kiwis who still refuse to learn. I must admit, she earned a tiny bit of my respect today.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Cynthia confirmed Kiwi Ride Or Die hardcore OG

 

[Trombonista]

No, I am NOT celebrating Pride month with that rainbow. It's always been on the logo.

You can celebrate Pride Month and still have Wogglebug and Frogman be straight. Maybe the Beetle Princess has a gay older brother?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Cynthia telling us Mr. Wogglebug is NOT a homo on a tor browser is BASED and you can't tell me otherwise. Fuck those bitches from Oz, they did my 50 foot tall fire breathing nigga dirty. Total Oz Death.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Last Day to get Plushies at a Discount bullshit​

At this point why not just charge 5 Wogglebucks for them and not bother with the arbitrary "discounts"?

FALSE ADVERTISING!!!
1. Final product only having a fraction of the extremely phalic nose shown (the only real selling point)
2. " last day to order Wogglebug plushies for $5/Last Day to get Plushies at a Discount"
3. The Wogglebug is indeed an irrefutably gay icon (whether @WogglebugLover likes it or not)

Sick little Cleo: "I wish Cherie loved and cared for me a quarter of what she does my chew toys. For one thing my heart and brain are real"

Spoiler: The Lard of the Things/The Eye of Moron

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

1. Final product only having a fraction of the extremely phalic nose shown (the only real selling point)

She said "better", not "smaller".

 

[Spastic Cologne]

She said "better", not "smaller".

I very much doubt that by "better" she means a longer and thus more phallic Woggleproboscis, unfortunately...

Also after all these years I still can't get over the massively disproportionate (pun not intended) Cherie Anne Hapney to Wogglebug content ratio on her WoggleTube channel.

Spoiler: Worst OnlyFans ever...

Fucking horrifying!

Without doing the math there must be like 1 in 7 uploads that actually feature the poncy Wogglefucker in any capacity besides her just droning on about him in that monotone drawl directly into her crap webcam. Christ you're not suppose to be selling yourself Cherie/Cynthia, not yet anyway, tic tock tic tock...
The fuck did they teach you in that online scam "marketing course" anyway @WogglebugLover?
Besides how to wire your elderly mother's money to Bangladesh...
Here's some free advice Cynth, don't frighten your potential customers/kids!

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Here's some free advice Cynt, don't frighten the potential customers/kids!

Yeah, a VT avatar and AI voice would probably work much better.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

the rainbow isn't because gay
It's part of that modern evangelical movement "Taking Back The Rainbow" reclaiming its true meaning as a symbol of God's promise to never flood the Earth again
even if it means Wogglebug being sus with girls

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Great way to honor Patrick Montello's memory @WogglebugLover, by completely scrubbing him from everything he ever worked on for you!
Work he did entirely pro bono I might add...
You stupid stupid cunt Cherie!
Charles Thall made the right call, run...

Surprised she hasn't figured out how to use ElevenLabs, if not those generic TTS programs used in Tamers12345's videos.

On that note, Tamers has managed to continually put out new, amazing videos on a regular basis. Cherie is just spinning her wheels on the same stories over and over again. Step it up, girl!

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

On that note, Tamers has managed to continually put out new, amazing videos on a regular basis. Cherie is just spinning her wheels on the same stories over and over again. Step it up, girl!

It's not that bad for a lolcow. She made four "movies" in two years, and some shorts too. Third "movie" was even a step up in the quality of writing... unfortunately it plummeted to new lows in the fourth one.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

Yeah, a VT avatar and AI voice would probably work much better.

I think she should invest in her greenscreen and canonize herself in the world of Genoma, she has always said she wanted the Wogglebug to be a partially live action franchise and what better way to start than by inserting herself? What kid wouldn't enjoy her beautiful face and wonderful acting?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I think she should invest in her greenscreen and canonize herself in the world of Genoma, she has always said she wanted the Wogglebug to be a partially live action franchise and what better way to start than by inserting herself?

She already has her in-universe self-insert - the talk show lady. She was rather generous to herself when it comes to looks.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

She already has her in-universe self-insert - the talk show lady. She was rather generous to herself when it comes to looks.

True, but my suggestion is one step closer to her true and honest wogglevision I think it would be a good way for her to experiment with new film making techniques. I for one would love to see "The Wogglebug and Sylvie and Cherie and the generic location".

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

True, but my suggestion is one step closer to her true and honest wogglevision I think it would be a good way for her to experiment with new film making techniques. I for one would love to see "The Wogglebug and Sylvie and Cherie and the generic location".

I already have the story.
Dorian uses his cunning and dark magic to get the talk show Cherie removed and to replace her. Then he uses her show to spread anti-Wogglebug propaganda. Woggy and the gang team up with Cherie to take the show back.