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Even Louis Rossman made a video on this and he is neither. Two things can be true, that reddit's usebase is incredibly faggy -and- this is a bad/stupid idea. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad spez is doing this because it's a bad idea for reddit and its community. But just because I think reddit's userbase is faggy doesn't mean I'm going to praise spez for doing something we'd hate him for doing on any other website. It's the social media equivalent of essentially closing of mod support in a video game. I'm not sure why we have to side with reddit's admins on this instead of thinking they're all faggots, which they are.
Agree to disagree then. I've seen plenty of post mocking the jannies protest saying they never heard of these apps. I've never heard of these before this protest. I agree with Spez's decision on a business level. Reddit makes no money and he needs to do something. If Elon can make Twitter users pay for a blue check mark then maybe Spez can do something similar.
 
Agree to disagree then. I've seen plenty of post mocking the jannies protest saying they never heard of these apps. I've never heard of these before this protest. I agree with Spez's decision on a business level. Reddit makes no money and he needs to do something. If Elon can make Twitter users pay for a blue check mark then maybe Spez can do something similar.
Well, I wish they'd make you an admin then too, so you could help run that website into the ground with them. I'm genuinely happy this is happening. Of all of reddit's bad ideas, this is my favorite, and this attitude shows that some big changes are coming that will cause people to migrate away. Given that reddit is probably the most nefarious political propaganda outlet online (which it is; you defend spez, but he and the others deliberately made it that way, not the mods) it just needs to go.

If reddit's admins are making this boneheaded move then they must be desperate. They talk about ad revenue, but I barely use reddit on mobile, and I see the ads. They don't have many ads. Nobody is buying ads from them. Everyone sees the same ads pretty much because so few people buy ads on reddit. And I've heard from others that buying ads on reddit is a huge ripoff with no return. Most of the ads are Chinese junk and some religious campaign, or corporate posts that everyone ignores. The ad shit is an excuse, or that's a sign that they are going to increase ad visibility on the site soon.

I'm not sure why you bring up Twitter Blue. This is a far cry away from anything like Twitter Blue. It's also a big deal simply because reddit has proven that they are incompetent and can't design shit. I've been praying for reddit's Digg moment for years and I'm hoping this is it.

By the way, do you even remember why Digg failed? It's a VERY similar reason.

Reddit should have hired these devs instead to design their app. Reddit has never had talent on the UI front. If you lived through the UI change you know, and if you've seen the mod tools you know even more.

Yes, you're mostly right. Most of the actual slashdotters have either aged out (literally fucking dead boomers lmao) or become compromised by globohomo because they enjoy making $300k (or trooned out). The contrast between circa 2008 Slashdot and 2023 HackerNews is stark, but you can still see embers of 2008 in Slashdot where on Reddit it has been intentionally excised.

It reminds me of one of Moldbug's rhetorical lines about how all westoid universerities agree with each other completely. But those same universities would consider themselves intellectual criminals if debating themselves from a few decades prior.
The slow erosion of /. was a real tragedy on the internet. I'll always miss those GNAA memes.
 
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Agree to disagree then. I've seen plenty of post mocking the jannies protest saying they never heard of these apps. I've never heard of these before this protest. I agree with Spez's decision on a business level. Reddit makes no money and he needs to do something. If Elon can make Twitter users pay for a blue check mark then maybe Spez can do something similar.
Buisness wise this makes a lot of sense. If all the free money is gone, you have to monetize the platform. Easiest way is to shove everyone onto your own app with ads and all that gay shit. The users will hate it, but Reddit will survive. Personally I just find it cathartic that the commie hive now has to feel the power of corporate breathing down their neck. This protest wasn't gonna work, the Jannies never signed a contract, never got paid, they are and were completely disposable fodder. In a few days, I see Reddit being back to at least functional status, the main subs being operational.
 
The owners should accelerate its collapse by either locking NSFW content behind a paywall or getting rid of it entirely.
I have some great news for you, Imgur has decided to pull a Tumblr and ban/purge NSFW content. Not only were they currently a major host used by redditors, in the past they were the preferred host for redditors, and its entire creation was to have hosting for redditors since they didn't have first-party hosting. So most of their "back catalog" is gone already or on the chopping block for purging.

A little explanation about the 'IPO" at reddit. A struggling Conde Nast (print media) paid $10M for it in 2006. I doubt this was a sincere foray into the Internet/social media. It strikes me more as seeing a contender and thinking they would snap up an affordable but promising company, take it public, and kick back on a pile of cash for their efforts. This turned out to be a terrible mistake. Eventually in 2011 CN's parent company intervenes to take it on as a subsidiary and get that albatross off of CN's neck. While all of this is going on the observable behavior of actual reddit personnel seems more like an attitude of they "made it" by selling to a corporation and the IPO happening "soon" was some potential goal in the indefinite future.

In 2019 they do a private round of investing for $300m, $150m from Tencent. This was probably an important lifeline for their app and new reddit, but it came at a steep cost. A $3B valuation of the company. A company that has never turned a profit in 13 years shot up in "value" from $10M to $3B. If you don't understand the complete issue but have a (!) feeling, you've got some good instincts.

In simple terms, that valuation is essentially made up and can really be any number within reason that both parties agree on. It's not like a publicly traded company where you derive it from market cap or legally-mandated reports. A high valuation is a good thing for the investors. It's a time-bomb for the company if they cannot prove their worth when the company goes from private to public. They really needed new reddit to be good enough to deprecate the old, and they really needed first-party app users to have any chance of that valuation holding through an IPO. If the private investors know that's a likely outcome (and they do) they won't let the IPO happen.

It's like a case study where a promising startup made every single available wrong decision. The odds were never particularly good, but actually salvaging this is likely impossible at this point. Even if it does happen, it's likely to go so spectacularly bad that the SEC unwinds it and dickslaps the bank dumb enough to underwrite it.
 
I agree with others that if you can get rid of all the political stuff, there is a lot of useful information there. It is from reddit where I learned that all you have to do to beat Final Fantasy II is to equip everyone with a shield. That's it, that is all there's to it.

Speaking of useful information, I am reposting this old DXM recipe from r/dxm in the event it is no longer there after these current gay ops.

FULL DISCLOSURE: I never tried this recipe, so don't bitch if you travel to the 4th plateau and don't come back.

Some of you may recall a post made by /u/bestro9 a couple days ago regarding a supposed "soda extraction" of DXM Polistirex (thread). The experiment that was performed by /u/bestro9 used DXM HBr, and did not work. Currently, a simple extraction of DXM Polistirex can be performed by using water. This extraction I have performed before, and it worked well. The problem is, DXM Polistirex follows a rhyme which goes "Twice as long, Half as strong". Because many people many not like this aspect of DXM Polistirex, in order to attain DXM HBr, you have to go through a rather complicated and time consuming process to extract DXM HBr from regular cough syrup.

Now, if your stores are like mine and they do not sell DXM HBr with no other active ingredients (or, a 1:1 ml/mg ratio of DXM, which is shit), then you ought to keep your eyes open on updates from this post, because the experiment I plan to perform may mean release for all. Release from extended-release.

The purpose of this experiment is to assess whether it is possible to dissolve the plastic coating of Dextromethorphan Polistirex using an acidic solution similar to the pH levels in our stomachs.

My hypothesis is that yes, the Polistirex coating will be totally dissolved off of many, if not all, DXM Polistirex molecules, creating either DXM Freebase or DXM H3PO4 (Phosphoric Acid, the primary acidic compound in the sodas I will be using).

Note: word has been spread of this process eliminating the potency of the DXM; however, there is no reason to believe that the DXM will lose its potency. The process responsible for flushing DXM (and DXO) requires enzymes that are only found in living organisms, not in store bought sodas.

Supplies:

  • Around 24 hours
  • RC Cola, Coca Cola, or Cola of any kind (for high acidic levels)
  • Funnel (preferably)
  • Empty liquid container (preferably 2 liter), and enough water to fill it up
  • Dextromethorphan Polistirex
Procedure:

  1. Pour Dextromethorphan Polistirex into a container of water (use cold water if you syrup contains Acetanimophen, hot water if it does not). Try to aim for at least a 3:1 ratio of water to syrup, where a greater ratio of water is totally acceptable and even recommended. [In my experiment, 89 mL of syrup will be used which has a concentration of 6 mg/ml, giving 534 mg of DXM Poli.]
  2. Wait until the DXM Polistirex, which is not water soluble, floats to the bottom of the container. Do not disturb the solution in this process. [In my experiment, the bottle will be left out overnight.]
  3. Empty out the water as much as possible. As soon as you hit any coloration in the container, stop emptying out water (coloration indicates a suspended solution of DXM Polistirex and water).
  4. Prepare your cola bottle by bathing it in very warm water (again, the goal is to match conditions in the stomach).
  5. Pour the extracted DXM Polistirex into your cola bottle. The bigger the bottle, the better. [I will be using a 2 liter of RC Cola, because I assume the more cola you have, the more Phosphoric Acid you have to dissolve the DXM Polistirex and still have enough Phosphoric Acid left over.]
  6. Let the solution sit over night, moving it around or stirring it periodically if you can. Time is much more important in this process than the water extraction one. The water extraction really only requires around 2 hours. [I'll be letting it sit overnight because tripping day is 4th of July anyways.]
  7. (Optional): Due to the predicted decrease in Phosphoric Acid concentration in the hypothesized solution, the cola may not be as palatable as it once used to be. A second bottle of any liquid to help wash down the taste may be in order.
Notes:

If the acid ate away at the Polistirex, we will know because the DXM will now be water soluble. It is possible that the plastic coatings will either dissolve in the water, or float to the bottom. If they float to the bottom, this may cause confusion as to whether or not the Polistirex coating was dissolved because it may be difficult to tell the difference between the Polistirex shells, and DXM Polistirex. Nevertheless, if we have synthesized DXM H3PO4, I'm almost positive I will be able to tell by the time that putrid non-poli taste hits the back of my throat.

If you want to have a sneak peak at a previous experiment whose scientific discourse, procedure and data are somewhat unreliable but followed the same vein as mine, you can take a look at /u/ilovedxm's post here. The reason I say this is because this experiment did not have accurate data (basing calculations off human subjectivity and experience), and the data that was attained was inconclusive (user reports a 25% decrease in potency). I plan to make my experiment as close-ended as possible, which is why I am publishing the procedure beforehand.

Yields:

The actual yield I receive will be very difficult to measure due to the process I am using. Likewise, the predicted yield will also be hard to calculate because the exact molar mass of the Polistirex is hard to come across. Because we are (hopefully) synthesizing 2 different molecules (DXM, DXM H3PO4) from a molecule whose exact molar mass may actually vary (DXM Polistirex), knowing the molar mass of each of these substances will be key in comparing their potency. Further experiments can be done to calculate the molar mass of the Polistirex, and I would be very entertained in hearing the results because I would gladly perform the stoichiometric calulations needed to compare doses.

Without the knowledge of the molar mass, it is also very difficult to make out the exact dosage I will be administering. However, we can still see some of the calculations that will have to be performed:

Potency increase from DXM HBr to DXM Freebase due to difference in mass: 129.8% (352.3/271.4)

Potency decrease from DXM Freebase to DXM H3PO4 due to difference in mass: 73.47% (271.4/369.4)

Potency decrease from DXM H3PO4 to DXM HBr due to mass: 90.9% (80.9/89)

Implications:

I've been writing for a while, so I'd like to hear some opinions on this. Will you consider using this? Will this experiment solve a problem that you experienced in your area too?

Experiment:

Pictures to come soon. DXM retrieval and warm water preparation will be done in an hour, DXM Polistirex -> DXM H3PO4 process will begin tomorrow, and final results will be viewed on July 3rd, while dosing will begin on July 4th. The dosing on July 4th will conclude the experiment and the results will be easily available right on this post.

EDIT 1: Due to the fact that the DXM Polistirex appears to have totally coalesced at the bottom, I am preparing to drain out the water and put in the DXM. I'm unsure of how quickly it will react, but it will be left until 4th of July (barring a few sips), so time is not an issue.

The bonus of waiting this long to dose after performing the experiment is that I will be able to see if any significant potency was lost in the DXM's submersion, another hypothesis that we can kill with 1 stone.

EDIT 2: It appears as though the soda is well deserving of a bit of time since I noticed the collection of whatever it is at the bottom (probably DXM Poli as opposed to the shells because it hasn't been exposed to time nor heat).

EDIT 3: There appears to be a subtle yet noticeable drop in mass of Polistirex. Here and here are pictures of the current solution after being totally undisturbed for 6 hours. In comparison, here and here are pictures from it 6 hours ago, after being suspended for 6 hours. One last picture to compare to the water extraction stage.

There appears to be little coagulation of Polistirex molecules, a trait I noticed when I dropped DXM last time. This is promising because it notes a change in chemistry. When I previously dropped DXM, I put the extracted DXM Polistirex into a Gatorade bottle and drank. Got nearly nothing until I hit the bottom. At that point I noticed a gooey, uneven white mass (which I assume to be DXM Polistirex), which I directly ate and it taste like shit. Not seeing this gooey mass is a good sign.

Upon giving the solution a shake, the DXM drifted to the bottom and coalesced unusually slowly.

Taste tests (a rarely performed test in chemistry!) indicate that some DXM molecules managed to make it to the top of bottle for me to taste, after it was left out over night. This is especially promising because the only way this could happen is if the DXM became water soluble (which it was supposed to once the Polistirex coating was dissolved) and drifted to the top.

On tripping day, I will attempt to drink everything but the Polistirex mass at the bottom. That will be the moment of truth, because if I start tripping then, the experiment is a confirmed success. If I do not, I will drink the Polistirex at the bottom (aided by a little Gatorade). I will also test to see if the plastic mass coagulates when put in Gatorade.

Until then, I will keep you updated if there are any noticeable changes!

EDIT 4: Acute coagulation has occurred. In an attempt to observe the Polistirex more closely, I decided to let it run into the lid, flip it right side up, and observe the lid and surrounding area. This is a picture of the mass.

The mass feels and acts a lot like sand. However, instead of coagulating as soon as it is broken up, the mass still separates and drifts to the bottom.

A small taste and smell test of the mass were performed (about 30 mg was consumed). The texture was as I had expected, sandy. It still does not resemble the blobs of DXM that I saw when extracting my last batch (which is good). I did not recognize the familiar DXM taste, although that could be due to the lack of mass consumed.

The mass that has collected still worries me, because it bears a few similarities to DXM Polistirex, namely its brownish hue. It has me wondering though, if this doesn't break down the Polistirex coating, what does?

EDIT 5: Because I am able to access the Polistirex from here without disturbing the solution, I am going to ingest the Polistirex due to my confidence in my synthesis of DXM H3PO4. Little to none of the solution will be consumed. The solution has sat for about 36(?) hours.

The mass I am viewing still coalesces slowly and does not coagulate, both that are indicative of the Polistirex being separated from the DXM. It also had a totally brownish hue, without the slightest hint of white, which was observed when I dropped DXM Polistirex last time.

EDIT 6: The Polistirex mass has been consumed, and the solution will be consumed tomorrow.

The texture of the mass does not resemble the DXM Polistirex I had. The mass was sandy and did not coagulate. The taste is slightly reminiscent of it, but certainly doesn't taste horribly. Absolutely no aftertaste was observed. No psychedelic symptoms should be observed in the coming hours. It tastes somewhat.. sour.

The Polistirex also had a tendency to stick to the plastic, where the longer it was stuck, the harder it was to get it off. It also took forever to float to the bottom, suggesting a huge decrease in mass (but still heavier than the H2O and H3PO4 and whatever other chemicals are in there).

EDIT 7: Few, if any, effects can be observed. This is a very promising discovery. I will create a new post tomorrow if the rest of the solution does anything, but there is an excellent chance that it will!

EDIT 8: Absolutely no dissociative effects occurred when ingesting the Polistirex. I am now convinced I ingested purely Polistirex coating shit, which tasted like shit, all in the name of science. Upon doing my daily tasks I thought of a perfect name for this synthesis method: Robo-Crown. It's a portmanteau of Robitussin and Royal Crown, two trademark ingredients of the method (despite the fact that I didn't use Robitussin, but it sounds clever so whatever).

It also occurred to me that I have no clue how long the Polistirex dissolving process takes. The chemistry of the mass seemed to change every time I observed it until I ate it, but I will remember the Polistirex definitely has a brown hue.

EDIT 9: It's tripping day today, I'm going to start tripping in less than 2 hours. I'm going to get a lot of fucked up. If it works, then we have a new thing.

EDIT 10: I'm nearly finished with the 2 liter and I am tripping my balls off. The solution is beginning to taste more and more like cough syrup. I think it worked. We did it. It is confirmed.

To all who will benefit from this experiment, I say, good luck and have a chat when you do it. We can learn something new about the method every time.
 
The users will hate it, but Reddit will survive. Personally I just find it cathartic that the commie hive now has to feel the power of corporate breathing down their neck.
I'm puzzled why you guys seem to think the admins and cancer jannies are two different groups or that the admins are somehow closer to your side than theirs. Most of the big commie subs of cancer mods didn't black out. The subs of the users closest to the admins didn't.

Part of the reason these protests are so ineffective is because they're in cahoots with the admins and know they can be removed and replaced. While they disagree with the admins, they don't disagree enough to make a real stand so they trot out this horse-and-pony show bullshit and then they go back to messaging spez on slack and yukking it up when they need something. Anyone who stood up to the admins or told them to fuck off got removed a long time ago. It wasn't cancer mods that banned the_donald, it was spez and co.

I don't think you guys realize just how much reddit leaned on this stuff in the past with praise from the admins. Probably more than anyone the RES guy made reddit more usable in its earlier days. I think many of you forgot or don't realize that even embedding images in posts in reddit, making them appear instead of having to click the link onto imgur, is a very recent thing in reddit's lifespan. Even that functionality was not baked into reddit for ages. Or maybe you installed RES and let it sit there and completely forgot.
 
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I'm puzzled why you guys seem to think the admins and cancer jannies are two different groups or that the admins are somehow closer to your side than theirs. Most of the big commie subs of cancer mods didn't black out. The subs of the users closest to the admins didn't.
I have no idea why you continue beating this drum. Everyone here wants to watch the exciting autistic slapfight as Reddit burns to the ground.
 
I got to thinking about it, and boycotting reddit might have worked IF it was the average users just stopping using the site.

Imagine, reddit up and running but no one posting, no one clicking things, just no traffic.

That might have sent a message.

It's like the jannies knew no one was going to do that so they had to take the choice away by closing subs.

Bit rude if you ask me.
 
LMFAO! All the normal users got stiffed. You WILL use the official app and you WILL be happy.
Yup, “just make your own alternative platform” now you fucking faggots.
but shit's being called in and it's money time and we see now what they really cared about. It's just funny redditors are too stupid to see it.
Idk what anyone was expecting. Reddit is a business and needs to make money as every business does. Just because Reddit Tranny Jannies work for free doesn’t mean most people do.

ETA: that Redditors are going absolutely nowhere even if they have to use a shitty app. Reddit knows this. It’s like the Twitter addicts that threatened to leave once Elon took over.
90% of all "humans" do not really qualify as people, that statistic reaches nearly 100% when talking about redditors. Only about 10% of the total human population is capable of independent thought, everyone else just goes with the flow. Reddit is a perfect cathedral image of "the flow".
Phew, so glad I’m not a redditor. KF is much smarter and not autistic at all.
 
So this gay janny civil war is why I had a bunch search results go through to locked/unavailable reddit threads? Reddit is cringe and gay but unfortunately sometimes the only search results you get for obscure tech or gaming related questions are links to reddit posts. I was really confused this week why some obscure sub for an old vidya game with like a 1,000 subs was private.
 
I have no idea why you continue beating this drum. Everyone here wants to watch the exciting autistic slapfight as Reddit burns to the ground.
Most of us, yes, but you find some people that think reddit was just seized by the trannies and the admins were kind of helpless, or it was a "lie down with dogs, get fleas" moment, but in all actuality the website, with its mods, is just exactly how they wanted it. You get some people that want to like reddit but just think the community sucks. But as above, so below...

I'm saying you shouldn't view this like a big slapfight between whiny mods and admins. They simply aren't on those kinds of terms. It underestimates just how much reddit controls the mods of subs. The politics of reddit are (or at least, one time, were) more complicated than "jannies are faggots," there are favored subs, favored mods, sometimes actually good mods, mods that just control small communties that run themselves,.... the really big subs like /r/politics are secretly controlled by admins.

For example, going back pre-2012, the wayback machine shows us the mods for /r/politics:

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Top mod is KeyserSosa. Here's a post showing they are an admin:

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Now, 2013 after Trump KeyserSosa is no longer listed there:

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(I don't think I know who SolInvictus was, but they are a suspended account I believe was a Trump supporter for obvious reasons).


Which, by the way, should make your eyes go wide, since reddit was always supposed to be this community driven site except /r/politics (and others) were run by admins and they ALWAYS had that left-wing bias we know and love. After too much political heat from the_donald shit and lots of hullaballo about reddit's bias, they decided to disguise what they could get away doing in the open. Before Trump they didn't feel the need to be so heavy-handed.

Now the mod list doesn't show it, but don't think for a second that's not just a display thing. The idea that mods are in control in reddit instead of just free labor... there's just no real drama or division there. The reddit admins have tried especially since 2012 to hide just how much they pull the levers on the site, and probably in part because they don't want Washington asking too many questions about what they're doing politically. Reddit is really scared of having the government (or anyone else) look into their internal operations. Reddit's never had the leaks Twitter has anyway because the people who work there are ideologically connected.

You should view this as the admins making very unpopular changes to make $$$ because they are desperate and want to monetize and the community (anyone who posts that isn't just a casual lurker) doesn't like it and may finally leave just like when Digg did their overhaul. The mods that matter at all are just puppets with the admins' hands up their asses.
 
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Phew, so glad I’m not a redditor. KF is much smarter and not autistic at all.
It's easy to avoid scary thoughts when you can just make up arguments I didn't make. Though, imagine arguing that whether or not you use a corporate-walled-garden site like reddit versus a fringe darknet-only traditional forum is a random distribution with no correlation to autonomy.
 
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