Emeritus Pontiff Rekieta of the Sex Dungeon:
The pontiff was once a lawyer who did live streams laughing at retards like Ron Toye the TV remote cuck. Something changed in him when he found MDMA, suggesting that he developed a thirst for degeneracy and swinging.
A TV remote:
"A melee weapon wielded by Ron Toye the vexatious, it is mainly used by men with anger issues to render assault on women. This one has been infused with the brain-splatter of Monica Rial."
The balldo of cucking:
"A tool of significant ceremonial importance to heretical followers of Nick. Legends say this one was used Nick Rekieta, the first and only pontiff of lawtube. To male adherents of Nick, this is proof of their loyalty."
The club of judgement:
"This club, a filled alcohol bottle, became a secret symbol of Pontiff's devout followers once he had been forced to abdicated the Pontiff title after his hedonism became to great to witness. One gains great insight into the thoughts of the Pontiff from drinking from this bottle."
Mirror of reflection:
"This spell originates from a loosely affiliated group, called 'Detractors' by followers of Nick. It is said to cause great laughter in many non-followers, and occasionally converts former followers of Nick if is used on a 'Tome of Panoptes''."
Thotposting:"
"This miracle originated from the Pontiff's decon named Sally78, who led an secret police force called "locals". An entry level miracle, all true female adherents to the force must cast it at regular intervals."
Tome of Panoptes:
"This tome was compiled mainly by
@Himedall All-seeing Waifu, a historian of the Kiwifarms. It is widely considered profane to imitate the acts described within of the Pontiff's followers."
Prose of censorship:
"This miracle originates from the algorithmic church of youtube when it was headed by Emily D. Baker. As it censors degeneracy (among other ideas), it's existence is anathema to the followers of Kiwifarms and the former Pontiff. Curiously, a heavily modified version issued by the followers of the pontiff emeritus."
