Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 68 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.5%

  • Total voters
    385
Susa
Found on Nick's Locals. Don't check there too often, dunno if this is normal now.
Susanna is feeling neglected and is sharing photos again...

The rest of the Chay is re-posting old lewds (often of other people. WTF!?) and OF or porn screencaps.
 
Nick really has crossed the Ethan Ralph threshold. I can't tell whether he's intentionally lying about Fong-Jones being a KF user to damage the Farms or he's just so addled that he can't control what comes out of his mouth.
He knows precisely who he's talking about. The only reason I came to the farms was Nick mentioning LFJ by name on one of this YT livestreams during the Keffals saga and I immediately recognized that faggots name and came here to post about how much of a piece of shit he actually is.

I'm not sure what angle he's taking here, I suspect he just doesn't want to expose that he pays more attention to the Farms than what he's trying to portray.
 
I'm not sure what angle he's taking here, I suspect he just doesn't want to expose that he pays more attention to the Farms than what he's trying to portray.
You're half right, in my opinion. He wants to play up how much he super doesn't care about the farms. But he also wants to poison the well further with subtle lies about how it's KF users that are oh so bad and evil. He tries to couch it in pretending to be neutral and saying "Now it's not all of them". But we all know the message he's really trying to get across.

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Arttheclown​
My wife definitely hates wine, and isn't a mom. They got that shit all kinds of wrong. but it was amusing how dumb they are.
Because wine mom literally means a woman who is a mom and drinks wine, and not a descriptive term for a married woman who has nothing better to do than partake in drugs, alcohol, or whatever doesn't benefit.
Poppers (amyl nitrite) are slightly gayer, because they're literally used by homos to relax the anal muscles to make penetration easier.
I thought Nick talked with his token gay about poppers and was super intrigued.
I'm amazed we haven't had a confession from Balldo Man that he's been using them, especially when he sounded so interested about them just a few months ago.
Oh there it is!
He knows precisely who he's talking about. The only reason I came to the farms was Nick mentioning LFJ by name on one of this YT livestreams during the Keffals saga and I immediately recognized that faggots name and came here to post about how much of a piece of shit he actually is.
It's probably that he's being deliberately obtuse. But, based on his drugs/alcohol/etc, I think he's lost a significant amount of brain power over the last year. Maybe he actually cannot think of anything beyond coom and what's right in his face.
 
The collapse in marriage and the growing acceptability of divorces really hasn't done young men any favours. For the precious few young men that do have a male role model in their life, they tend to be pretty poor examples.
Even the best fathers can't be with their kids 24/7, the phone in their pockets and the computer in their rooms are however. Back in the day, terminally online people would choose an entire website to raise them/mold their life (4chan, Tumblr, Twitter, Reddit, etc.) There was at least a discourse between users where different ideals clashed and with some semblance of accountability. Nowadays, they choose individual influencers since they're more personable and are a dime a dozen. The communities that pop up around them are much more homogenous and less likely to inspire discourse.
 
I'd never heard of him before you posted this, and I haven't watched any of his videos. but I'd be cautious about having a role model
We have an epidemic of grown-ass people with "role models".

If you're an adult human being, be your own fucking role model. If you're old enough to rent a car you're old enough to know how to function without putting some idiot's front-facing public persona on a pedestal.
 
If you're an adult human being, be your own fucking role model. If you're old enough to rent a car you're old enough to know how to function without putting some idiot's front-facing public persona on a pedestal.

In principle, I agree with you. In practice, this is the approach that's resulted in the whole world trooning out and the Nick Rekieta's of this world, who believe 'nobody can teach me anything because I'm a grown assed man, so if I want to talk publicly about how Drex and I plough Lady Rackets together, I'm not listening to any prudes who want to tell me its a bad idea'.

Becoming a man is piss easy. Becoming a good man -- someone who can stand in front of the world and be proud of who they are and the contribution they've made to the world -- that's a lot fucking harder. Everybody is going to make mistakes in the process. Watching how other men manage to negotiate that process successfully can be really helpful -- and particularly so if you grew up without any strong men in your life.

That doesn't make you stupid or submissive, and it isn't putting anybody on a pedestal. It's just the process of learning how to grow up and negotiate life. We all have to learn how to do it somehow. The question is, are you going to make the process easier for yourself or harder for yourself.

And I say this because I was dumb as a fucking post and nobody could teach me ANYTHING. I learned everything the fucking hard way -- by screwing up and deciding that was a terrible idea, I'd better not do that again.
 
Back in the day, terminally online people would choose an entire website to raise them/mold their life (4chan, Tumblr, Twitter, Reddit, etc.)
I thought Tumblr was a thing of the past like MySpace, but kids today are still on it. I just learned its the kids who think their transgender that are very active on Tumbler. It's the ultimate GO-TO for kids who feel "left out" and where it turns them into these troons looking for hormones.
 
I thought Tumblr was a thing of the past like MySpace, but kids today are still on it. I just learned its the kids who think their transgender that are very active on Tumbler. It's the ultimate GO-TO for kids who feel "left out" and where it turns them into these troons looking for hormones.
Used to be chock full of furries and the associated detritus as well, then Tumblr banned porn.
The people of gender seemingly spawn there as well, in more innocent days this led to some fun

In Nose related contemplations, is it not telling that there are competing theories on why he didn't stream on his MUCH NEEDED vacation?
Laziness? Swinger's resort? Actual family responsibilities? Complete contempt for the audience he has created? Drug bender? Anal spelunking? Paranoia of anyone finding out about the above?

Are these mutually exclusive? The split vacation theory, one week with Grandparents, one with just the wife, allows almost all of them to be true.
 
I do, however, find it funny how Nick's trying to weasel between "I SHARE MY LIFE WITH YOU GUYS THAT'S WHAT I DO!" and trying to keep things like this, including, but not limited to, the "darkest day" or whatever he called it and his recent trip, somewhat vague and secret. At this point these are outright lies, embellishments, or things he's too chicken shit to admit. While I have little to no respect for open sexual weirdos and degenerates, I have less for Nick. Those people are at least honest. Be out and proud or shut the fuck up.
Many content creators use "authenticity" to account for embarrassing flaws in their character that they think make them seem more stunning, brave, honest, and most importantly garner attention (vulnerabilities like: I'm in a dark place guys but I can't talk about it, my friend's relative died under circumstances I'm not allowed to discuss). Flaws that are clearly unacceptable result in varying degrees of denial or (if they're stupid) doubling-down.

Nick wants to be stunning/brave/cool in his degeneracy but is a poor judge of what impresses an actual adult who has had meaningful sex. Nick is trying to highlight the aspects that make him sound worldly-wise without the inherent trappings (hence the paraphrasing and omissions). However, these trappings are very apparent to those who know.

For clarity: Honesty doesn't make degeneracy better. Hypocrisy just makes it worse.

We have an epidemic of grown-ass people with "role models".

If you're an adult human being, be your own fucking role model. If you're old enough to rent a car you're old enough to know how to function without putting some idiot's front-facing public persona on a pedestal.
Becoming a man is piss easy. Becoming a good man -- someone who can stand in front of the world and be proud of who they are and the contribution they've made to the world -- that's a lot fucking harder. Everybody is going to make mistakes in the process. Watching how other men manage to negotiate that process successfully can be really helpful -- and particularly so if you grew up without any strong men in your life.

That doesn't make you stupid or submissive, and it isn't putting anybody on a pedestal. It's just the process of learning how to grow up and negotiate life. We all have to learn how to do it somehow. The question is, are you going to make the process easier for yourself or harder for yourself.
Adults who need books or other content on how to be an adult are like men who need the same to learn what it is to be masculine. They have a long road ahead of them and naivety is a luxury they cannot afford. There are way too many "experts" who will happily relieve them of their finances in exchange for a persona.

Observing the raw consequences of actions taken by oneself (or another person) is best for cultivating maturity. The fewer filters the better. In addition to success, this involves making/observing mistakes. Though people may try to deny/spin their mistakes, this is especially true for public figures.

In any case, if one isn't able to mature on their own and continues to rely on experts/heroes, they will only learn dependence.
 
A shorter archive before the massive 2 week one:

Withdrawal:
RumbleUsernames​
Has anyone checked for updates on Nick's lawsuit to see if he might not be dead, just gagged by the law?
Mad_Amos​
hearing in August
sanglant​
court can't completely shut someone up
Mad_Amos​
He tweeted about geing off social media for two weeks

sanglant​
two more weeksrofflmfao
Vawus​
Since Nick is retired, who else we followin'? I am subbed to Sean on locals, and was for Camelot but I just watch him now mostly.
Vawus​
I try to watch Jeff and Joe sometimes but can't always watch them full time without going slightly mad
hunsingeruk​
i was very dissapointed last night. couldn't find anything. ended up watching razorfist, and it was not great


Vawus​
Do you think he has lost followers/subs because of it?
Vawus​
Idk man I feel selfish when I am like upset. Like I shouldn't feel upset at all, but for some reason I can't seem to not be frustrated at him. I know I shouldn't be, people are entitled to breaks. I guess it was the lying about streaming when he did Philly which I get its hard on the road, and then not that long after that two more weeks zero streams when he again said he would
sanglant​
won't know till he's been back long enough for everyone to notice
hunsingeruk​
you know, I saw a few people complaining about his shows before his break, when he was trying to tell everyone he was burning out and needed to ride it out until vacation.
Vawus​
I just read what I posted and I realize I sounded like a faggot lol

Vawus​
I am burning out at my job, but my job sucks assholes and pays annually what he makes in a month or so lol
hunsingeruk​
he needs this time. he said he wanted to do day time streams, but I'm glad he didn't. He needs this
Vawus​
I have a vacation in a week and I've literally not been really able to think about much else for 2 months
hunsingeruk​
nice. that ll be refreshing

Apparenty Camelot cried on stream and is codependent on Nick?

Vawus​
Damn CAmelot turned on the tears and the women donated heavy lol. Nah I get life beatin ya down
Southanarchist​
That faggot cried?
sanglant​
it's a habit at this point

CdrRose​
Is it only about his car? Why is he upset?

Vawus​
Yeah he been working on it for three days, and it sounds like maybe someone bitched out on him tonight. Also used to be Nick could fill in when he needed someone but we all know Nick is MIA


Will these people call out Nick on his religious streams?
Vawus​
Presbyterian church down the road is pushing trans stuff, says Jesus loves ALL and ALL means ALL and they have a rainbow flag, and pride night
SleepingPsycho​
I would say family-centric for sure!
JulianDelphiki​
I just started going back recently and mistakenly went to some weird one with ladies preaching gospels and basically not following any of what they should. it was not christian at all other than they had a few bibles that they obviously didn't really read closely
CdrRose​
That's the one!
Mad_Amos​
Fuck that. Sure Jesus love them. But he also told people to GO AND SIN NO MORE
eowynfaramir​
Fag flag month makes me mad. Like why June.

No

JulianDelphiki​
the Quran itself confirms the prophecies of the Bible and gives deference to Jesus, but it's generally lied about to keep people in another faith

JulianDelphiki​
nope. the three abraham faiths all rely on and confirm the prophecies of the others, both forward and backward through time and show Christianity to be the one true religion. for instance the quran refers to mary and jesus as the only two pure humans in existence
 
Vawus​
Idk man I feel selfish when I am like upset. Like I shouldn't feel upset at all, but for some reason I can't seem to not be frustrated at him. I know I shouldn't be, people are entitled to breaks. I guess it was the lying about streaming when he did Philly which I get its hard on the road, and then not that long after that two more weeks zero streams when he again said he would
"Nooooo REEEEEE. I can't think badly of Daddy Nick I'll go say 40 Hail Mary's and flagelate myself until I can see the light of the lawpope."

There is still a long way to go but we are breaking the parasocial conditioning ladies and guntlemen.
 
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So tonight is the first episode of Nick's 'new' irregular interview show. The one where he said he'll take about 2 hours talking to the guest and ignore all the superchats until the end and guest can leave if they don't want to stay for it. How will this work when the agreement is to switch to rumble in 1 hour and he still has his own policy of reading all the YT superchats before he stops the YT stream? He's gonna stop halfway the interview, read all the YT superchats and get side tracked? Or ignore the YT superchats and let it dwindle down some more?

Me thinks he didn't think this through.
 
Complaining about the disappearance:
Jenna_c​
He said it every show for multiple weeks

DremiPrime​
"I'm going on vacation" isn't the same as "I'll be gone for 2 weeks"​

Jenna_c​
He said at the beginning of June, for two weeks. The day he left chat was discussing it.​

EternalHex​
He literally said it's be 14ish days multiple times. I was here most nights and heard him say it a LOT​

RekietaLaw​
I'll make a giant gay apology on monday​

Mfay61​
Don’t apologize for taking time for yourself everyone needs it​
Merry-go-bye-bye​
My whole entire morning anxiety just vanished. Missed you Nick!!​
RekietaLaw​
If you're apologizing without sucking some dick, then you don't mean it​

EternalHex​
Please, never apologize for taking a fucking break. Back when I did mod work I had to CONSTANTLY pretty well force my streamers to go on breaks.​
Laggarticus​
Just when I was getting so bored that I finally got around to watching Redo of Healer, you finally crawl your ass back into the internet... Welcome back! And since you missed the first two weeks of Price month, that makes you the gayest fucker on the Internet not named Nickado Avocado!​

Jenna_c​
The apology should be a montage of the times you said you were going on vacation lol​


Nick talks about his buddy's Da being whacked.
RyanTheEditor​
@RekietaLaw you busy tomorrow?

RekietaLaw​
exceedingly. My oldest friend's stepdad was murdered. I need to go to be with him. The man is effectively my brother​

DarthIckrotachi​
Shit man sorry to hear that​

RyanTheEditor​
Holy fuck. Hey, forget about me.​
Kadara3525​
Do the thing. Sucks​

RekietaLaw​
it was the most insane news I never expected. Drex told me and lady r nonchalantly because he thought we knew​

JimSatala​
o my god that’s horrible, please tell me it’s not Drex​

RekietaLaw​
I am ready for the meeting with you and some new thoughts. So, I gotchu, just not tomorrow​
RekietaLaw​
no, our mutual friend​

DarthIckrotachi​
That shit will come out of nowhere and just fuck up everything for everyone. Hopefully the Individual who did it has a delightful stay at his local Epstein Guarded cell.​

RekietaLaw​
it was in a third world country and very complicated​

DarthIckrotachi​
Ahhhh damn that would do it. Sounds like a mess of a situation​

Brimstoneddd​
If you set up a go fund me let locals know. Id be more than happy to donate​

projectcalm​
Who can give Nick a decent toast.... prayers to you.​

RekietaLaw​
they are not, but they hopefully will be. They're literally in danger, hopefully that ends tomorrow​


Found this funny:

shotgun520​
id fucking shoot a whale if it tried to kill me by destroying my boat​


Nick comments privately on Masterson v. July
RekietaLaw​
Dick's criticisms are entirely valid, but Rippa's comic and selling the idea of a parallel economy is ALSO completely valid​

LongusDongus​
can we all agree dick is a troll but has genuine conversations at the same time?​

SteveAutism​
Even EVS agreed wt some of Dick’s criticisms. The Eric July Stans just screem “ his criticism isn’t valid“ and “it was inbad faith”​

RekietaLaw​
I haven't read ISOM and I don't care about the specific criticisms, but CG and independent creators do NOT criticize each other and often lack editing. BUT THAT IS OK​
RekietaLaw​
because the story doesn't NEED to be polished into oblivion, because the community owns the story​

RekietaLaw​
to be faire, I would wager 99% of independent comics have garbage stories​
LongusDongus​
faire, lol​
DarthIckrotachi​
Ye Olde Racketts​
RekietaLaw​
but again, they're OUR stories, the community and the creators, so it doesn't matter​
SteveAutism​
Didn’t read either and I really don’t care either way. I don’t like ppl acting like dick can’t have an opinion or it’s not valid.​

RekietaLaw​
of course, the idea is selling the parallel economy AND the rippaverse. That's AWESOME​

RekietaLaw​
universe genre is overlooked constantly​

LongusDongus​
dick is wrong about that, i agree @RekietaLaw

RekietaLaw​
but it's fine for him to be wrong, and it's fine for him to say it isn't a literary masterpiece. Everyone needs to relax. shit got insane​

RekietaLaw​
I have not read a single CG comic I have backed​
DependasaurusRex​
Agreed. Like Razorfist's stuff. You should have him on as well!​
RyanTheEditor​
And there's a good chance that that just a guy can probably produce a better story that the $5 billion company​
Kladex​
But it can also be, forgettable, bland and boring​

Nick wants to watch American Beauty

Meffistoe​
yo @RekietaLaw now that you're back, I sent you messages on all platforms including this one. we can do that American Beauty show happen​

Miffistoe REALLY wants too


Complaints asking for basic notice:
LongusDongus​
I just would have respected a Locals post stating it. Cuz i dont listen to every word of every live stream.​

LongusDongus​
a lot of people were coming here asking where you were, dude​

LongusDongus​
why isnt rekieta streaming, where is he?​
RekietaLaw​
I know, but dude, I can't express how much I needed to literally NOT TOUCH my phone​

LongusDongus​
i get it​
LongusDongus​
but​

LongusDongus​
we are paying for updates from you​

LongusDongus​
either way, we all found out eventually​
LongusDongus​
even poor sally had to make a video​
RekietaLaw​
then stop. I knew what I was risking, and I knew why I risked it.​

SteveAutism​
I keep mine on silent. Ppl hate it because I don’t respond for hours but Fuck’em. We did fine for yrs w/o a cell​
LongusDongus​
no, you mistake me​
LongusDongus​
im not mad at all​
RekietaLaw​
no, I don't. I just understand the perspective completely. I dropped the ball, but I did it because I had to​

Disguy​
@RekietaLaw is a grifter but he is also a human being. Sometimes you just need to unplug.​
RekietaLaw​
I didn't think you were.​
LongusDongus​
alright​
LongusDongus​
we're good​

RekietaLaw​
always! I'm hoping an improvement of my general mental health and approach to content will make up for the two weeks ;)

Lacy_Pettit​
@RekietaLaw Definitely missed your streams, but kudos to you for disconnecting to focus on yourself and your family. If anyone wants to give you a hard time about taking time for you, they prob should think about the hours you are streaming. Makes 2 weeks seem like 2 minutes. ♥️ ya!​

JD_McWiggles​
@RekietaLaw take another week off Nick. Us chat retards don't deserve you​

RekietaLaw​
If I could, I literally would. I didn't realize how much I needed it​


Things that will never happen for 400

RekietaLaw​
I have a banger comic idea....it may get made​

LongusDongus​
@RekietaLaw make a comic of your own locals​

You mean a piss poor gravuere album?

RekietaLaw​
and I think we may have a trial coming up​


Look at that! a 2-time ban-evader!


-Still-Life-​
I got banned from Locals again. I'm going for the record.​


NO EVIDENCE!

Disguy​
@RekietaLaw you got any good vacation pics?​

RekietaLaw​
nope. I left my phone in a drawer. it was MAGIC​

TracyRGordon​
Lady Rackets did l bet.​

RekietaLaw​
nope. She left hers in a drawer, too.​

RekietaLaw​
yes. We didn't realize how much we needed it until we got there​

Grifty​
You don't oh anyone an explanation. Fuck them. Hope you had fun. Glad you're back.​


They are all crazy and know too much:
LongusDongus​
i've been through the gauntlet of drugs and rehab and even more drugs put on by the state, i gotta know​
LongusDongus​
these peoplle were fucking lying to me​

Grifty​
They are personality disorders. Each cluster has general similarities with specific differences. Things psychopathy, sociopathy, narcissistic personality disorder, histrionic personality disorder, ocd, etc.​
LongusDongus​
i have schizoaffective disorder​

Grifty​
That is a cluster A disorder. Cluster As are paranoia based disorders.​

Sally78​
That is schizophrenia​

Grifty​
They have a monthly shot now that is very helpful for the schizo- disorders.​

LongusDongus​
no​
LongusDongus​
they dont​
LongusDongus​
i was on that shot​
LongusDongus​
its bullshit​

LongusDongus​
there is no cure​
LongusDongus​
im just stuck​
LongusDongus​
and i cant break out​

Grifty​
Definitely not a cure. A treatment. And it doesn't take it all away for him. The best way he could describe it to me is the shot let's him recognize the difference between normal thought and schizophrenic thought. Both still happen though.​
LongusDongus​
im not schizophrenic, i was diagnosed ad schizoaffective​

LongusDongus​
which....is schizophrenia with depression, or manic depression​
LongusDongus​
its not called manic depression anymore but still​

LongusDongus​
depression and manic depression is differently classed now​
Grifty​
They are both cluster a. Slightly different presentation though. You still seem to have a base in reality. Without the shot, my cousin doesn't​

Grifty​
Have you tried cognitive behavioral therapy?​
LongusDongus​
of course i have​
LongusDongus​
it doesnt help​

LongusDongus​
ive just decided im done with dating women. they're way too fucking chaotic to my life​
 
NO EVIDENCE!

Disguy​
@RekietaLaw you got any good vacation pics?​

RekietaLaw​
nope. I left my phone in a drawer. it was MAGIC​

TracyRGordon​
Lady Rackets did l bet.​

RekietaLaw​
nope. She left hers in a drawer, too.​

RekietaLaw​
yes. We didn't realize how much we needed it until we got there​
Huh, I can't think of any places that forbid cameras. No clubs, resorts, or orgies come to mind...
 
Defending Suicide?

TMFSquid​
Plenty of Christians and jews have killed themselves throughout the Bible, suicide isn't necessarily bad, all depends on the reason​

LongusDongus​
i want to die so badly​

LongusDongus​
the one think keeping me from it is the guilt of my parents and the guilt of god​

Mr--K​
apply for a anadian visa and write that on the reason why, theyll let you in​


The catfish gives an age!

Mandy_K​
even though i was born in 89, i still watched old skool stuff because my dad was a massive nerd​


What the bloody hell!?

TMFSquid​
Sometimes when I jack off, I choke myself and pretend I'm batman with how I sound​


TMF ain't scared of no Kiwis!
TMFSquid​
Some fag left me this the other day.​

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Skull-Leader​
(might want to becareful giving away your employer name)​

TMFSquid​
Trucking companies ain't gonna fire me for what I say online. Trust me, people have tried before​

LOL! Okay...

ThisJustinCase​
seriously? why would anyone care that much to report things youve said???​

TMFSquid​
Lol, people infultrate meme groups on fb to try to get people fired all the time.​

TMFSquid​
Yeah. But I'm immune that bullshit, my company knows better than to fire me​

TMFSquid​
The left does it all the time, plenty of nobody's get fired for shit they say online​


Like... Every show he does now?

Mad_Amos​
Ya know I think it would be hilarious for Rackets to do reviews of products he has no business reviewing. Things he knows zero about​


LOL!


-Still-Life-​
Get raped to death you fucking retard.​

Mr--K​
iS STILL LIFE FARAN?​
Mr--K​
holy fuck​
Mr--K​
i know why you hate me so much now​

-Still-Life-​
So cry about you disgusting little queer. I will hurt you in the exact degree you have earned.​


Sounds sketchy...

Mr--K​
lol updating your card details on locals renews your subscription and charges you again. lovely​
 
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