Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

Two hundred pages in this thread. Great job!

Reminder that Shane is still a pedophile manchild with bitch-tits who has crooked teeth and also is fat and disgusting.

Put 200 butterknifes on your ass, Shane, it's worth of celebration!

Crooked, rotten teeth. Also don't forget his anal incontinence that forces him to wear adult diapers and smell like shit all the time from being drugged and butter knifed as a child, as well as pissing himself from his "neuromuscular issues". I still don't buy that he was drugged and butter knifed. I think he shoved it up his own ass for fun and found our the hard way that it was a bad idea.
 
Screenshot of Patrick Tomlinson demanding that Shane's twitter be reinstated:

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Oh wait, such a screenshot does not exist. Hey Shane, you've been relentlessly simping for Pat for over three months now, frequently labeling his detractors as 'Nazi pedophiles' who deserve to be shot. You were banned for it and Pat hasn't even noticed. He could give two shits about you - just like the rest of the planet.
 
Screenshot of Patrick Tomlinson demanding that Shane's twitter be reinstated:

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Oh wait, such a screenshot does not exist. Hey Shane, you've been relentlessly simping for Pat for over three months now, frequently labeling his detractors as 'Nazi pedophiles' who deserve to be shot. You were banned for it and Pat hasn't even noticed. He could give two shits about you - just like the rest of the planet.
Does Fatrick even know he exists? I mean Shame posts to Twatter, gets no real engagement except when he inserts himself into drama and pulls the "I worked for the CIA and coded Windows all alone when I was just a fetus!" bits? Does anybody except a few nobodies even follow him?
 
Does Fatrick even know he exists? I mean Shame posts to Twatter, gets no real engagement except when he inserts himself into drama and pulls the "I worked for the CIA and coded Windows all alone when I was just a fetus!" bits? Does anybody except a few nobodies even follow him?

He doesn't seem to really know who Shame is.
 
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Screenshot of Patrick Tomlinson demanding that Shane's twitter be reinstated:

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Oh wait, such a screenshot does not exist. Hey Shane, you've been relentlessly simping for Pat for over three months now, frequently labeling his detractors as 'Nazi pedophiles' who deserve to be shot. You were banned for it and Pat hasn't even noticed. He could give two shits about you - just like the rest of the planet.
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The dude that got someone's dog flashbanged to death during a swatting was "more likeable" ? I don't remember the bar being set that low.
I interacted with the so called "e-celebs" on both sides back then and Ian was the best GG had. Randi Harper was probably nicest anti. At the very least should could carry a conversation and wouldn't flip the fuck out. When you talk to the likes of Ralph, Adam, Milo, Melinda, Vordrak, Ian, Matt, Mark, Derek. Ian is the best they got. I would have said Mark, but he often couldn't shut up about navels. You'd have an easier time carrying a conversation with a cat zooming.
 
I interacted with the so called "e-celebs" on both sides back then and Ian was the best GG had. Randi Harper was probably nicest anti. At the very least should could carry a conversation and wouldn't flip the fuck out. When you talk to the likes of Ralph, Adam, Milo, Melinda, Vordrak, Ian, Matt, Mark, Derek. Ian is the best they got. I would have said Mark, but he often couldn't shut up about navels. You'd have an easier time carrying a conversation with a cat zooming.
Whilst my personal views line up much more with gg than anti-gg, I was of the opinion at the time, and now am even more so, that the world would be a much better place if everyone involved was catapulted directly into the sun.
 
I interacted with the so called "e-celebs" on both sides back then and Ian was the best GG had. Randi Harper was probably nicest anti. At the very least should could carry a conversation and wouldn't flip the fuck out. When you talk to the likes of Ralph, Adam, Milo, Melinda, Vordrak, Ian, Matt, Mark, Derek. Ian is the best they got. I would have said Mark, but he often couldn't shut up about navels. You'd have an easier time carrying a conversation with a cat zooming.
There's a reason Big Blue was one of the few GG-involved people not to end up with an active thread.
 
I interacted with the so called "e-celebs" on both sides back then and Ian was the best GG had. Randi Harper was probably nicest anti. At the very least should could carry a conversation and wouldn't flip the fuck out. When you talk to the likes of Ralph, Adam, Milo, Melinda, Vordrak, Ian, Matt, Mark, Derek. Ian is the best they got. I would have said Mark, but he often couldn't shut up about navels. You'd have an easier time carrying a conversation with a cat zooming.
Weird, I also could have sworn he was an anti-gg and self-proclaimed "turbo feminist" who maligned gamers constantly. Then when people dug up his old posts about Hitler being his icon and his own self hatred as an asian, he blamed the taaawwwwxxxic gamer community for his own words. I guess he might have been one of those flip floppers. Either way, I will never give a pass to a swatter, dogkiller, or in his case, both. Fuck you, gook. Stop using that photo on twitter. We all know you're fat as shit.
 
Anybody regretting getting this guys attention yet?
My computer suddenly shutdown with only a troll-face on the screen. Then, I started getting owned by some “Mountain Dew” guy over and over again in halo and was relentlessly teabagged. My KD ratio is forever ruined.

I hear helicopters outside as well as sirens. The knock, I fear, is only seconds away.
 
Simply keeping Skype minimised on your desktop will protect you from Shane's superhacking better than any VPN or firewall, because Shane recoils from the possibility of having to talk to someone who he can't block much like a vampire encountering a crucifix.
 
Anybody regretting getting this guys attention yet?
He never took my challenge, so I superhacked his twitter account into a banned state right before Bill Gates could send him a DM to hire him to design windows 12.

Needless to say, no, I do not; and I will in fact hack into the mainframe of reality to make him even fatter and replace all his kitchen utensils (and his game consoles) with butter knives.

You should fear me Shane, I am your reckoning, I am the worm that turns, I am the hand that pets puppies in the park, I never forgive nor forget, expecto patronum.
 
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