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Carlos!
My only hopes for this movie is that it might give us some half decent lego Nazis agains, but thats about it.
Indiana Jones & the Dial of Destiny - Using time travel to literally retcon the series
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My only hopes for this movie is that it might give us some half decent lego Nazis agains, but thats about it.
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Oh no, the movie is fucked beyond belief, hollywood still seems to forget people don't like seeing their childhood heroes torn down by a female writers self insert. You can't save the movie say for a complete rewrite and reshoot, and then its just another movie.
Don't forget the shitload of memberberries reference shit. I may have hated the entertainment industry, but they've gotten much worse by 2010s onward and I feel like an AI computer will do a better job making an actual movie at this point. I'm hoping the newly current Writers Strike will finally be the nail in the coffin for these untalented people they call themselves as writers or filmmakers at this rate.
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The AI will only have a chance at being ok if they don't include stuff made in the last 15 years or so. The machine language shit is only as good as its database.
Edit: it would be fun to feed into AI the first 3 movies, the young indy shows, the books, and computer games, and see what it comes up with.
I'm gonna open up OpenGPT and see if it'll come up with ideas for a good Indy story.
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I'm convinced the federal government will prop up Hollywood if it fails.
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Im disappointed the thread title wasnt "indiana jones & the dialator of destiny"
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Drinker has Chris Gore on and they discuss. Completely spoil it.
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Smokey (The Critical Doggo) made the best point in the entire video.
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Confirms the plot synopsis that was previously leaked. At lot of leaks seem to be turning out correct lately.
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There's been so little talk of this movie or advertising, I only heard about it today via a bus banner ad.
I was having dinner with family at an Argentinian restaurant, and a lot of TVs were showing the NBA Finals on ABC, and I noticed a couple movie ads were playing during said coverage, such as this movie, as well as The Flash and the Gran Turismo movie. These ads made me cringe.
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So the story is a time travelling liberal campus girl, time travels back to tell Indy he's a fucking white male?
>if only you knew how bad things really were
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Except for the ending which smells heavily of what the reshoot was after the leak occurred and the internet got out the torches and pitchforks.
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So they only redid the ending but nothing else of the script, so it's an incoherent tonal mess? I don't have time atm to see the video, so I'm just guessing their general bite-sized thoughts.
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This really is a summer of slop. Slop that producers and marketing people are trying really, really hard to shovel into people's eyes.
You've got Transformers: Rise of the Blacks. A movie where the director would rather talk about how black the cast is instead of how cool the robots are. No one has given a fuck about the human tagalongs in Transformers since the franchise's inception and no one ever will. Humans in a Transformers movie is like the plot in a porno flick. It's expected to be there, but not really something you're gonna praise.
Then there's The Flash. A movie that languished in development Hell for ages and then finally got made. And then re=shot. And re-shot some more. And re-edited and re-written and re-shot some more. It stars a a Jewish criminal who is some flavor of LGBT and has such a disastrous reputation that he could not participate in the press tour, so the studio had to spend even more money to market it.
Indiana Jones and the Golden Corral doesn't look better. It's a sequel no one really wanted. That already came after a sequel that disappointed on all levels. One that's made in the current Lucasfilm tradition of shitting on the hero and trying to prop up some absolutely annoying cunt instead.
You've got Transformers: Rise of the Blacks. A movie where the director would rather talk about how black the cast is instead of how cool the robots are. No one has given a fuck about the human tagalongs in Transformers since the franchise's inception and no one ever will. Humans in a Transformers movie is like the plot in a porno flick. It's expected to be there, but not really something you're gonna praise.
Then there's The Flash. A movie that languished in development Hell for ages and then finally got made. And then re=shot. And re-shot some more. And re-edited and re-written and re-shot some more. It stars a a Jewish criminal who is some flavor of LGBT and has such a disastrous reputation that he could not participate in the press tour, so the studio had to spend even more money to market it.
Indiana Jones and the Golden Corral doesn't look better. It's a sequel no one really wanted. That already came after a sequel that disappointed on all levels. One that's made in the current Lucasfilm tradition of shitting on the hero and trying to prop up some absolutely annoying cunt instead.
Seems like it. The only big difference from the initial leaks is the ending. But, at that point, it wasn't like they could reshoot the whole damn movie. Or even half of it. The test screenings were a few months back. And there's too many other factors at work to delay the movie. There's fast food promotions, toys and kids clothes to sell, lunch boxes and all sorts of other merch. So, the movie has to stay on track or else you've gotta delay all that. Or pull a GI Joe Retaliation and just release all the tie-in merch even though the movie itself was delayed a year.
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I think this post covered it.
They potentially reshot the ending but the tonal mess was already there and that change made no difference.
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Since i dont watch TV anymore It's always jarring to me when I am in a doctors office or mechanic shop and the tube is playing. All the advertisements seem to be pandering to a strange world where everyone is either gay or in an interracial relationship. Even now i can't for the life of me remember what was actually being advertised. It just involved a white woman and a black man. I just tuned it out completely.
It's no fucking wonder most people would rather listen to music and watch TV from Japan and Korea, while they drink their beer from Mexico. Corporate America is so far divorced from the reality of everyday Americans that they literally find more enjoyment from foreign shit then they do shit that is ostensibly made "for" them.