Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Diamond Homonculus]

I love how the "your wife is getting plowed by Drex" meme was obviously somewhat bothering Nick and our wife over the years

For a while now I was wondering if that was their way of having it out in the open without explicitly saying it. If you are a monogamous dude you typically dont hang out with a guy like drex, but if you do you dont tell people, but if you do you don't stream this knowledge to thousands of people, but if you do you don't let your wife come on looking like a puerto rican whore while she flirts with your stream buddies..... but if you do....

 

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Does Sally put cigarettes out between her tits? Wtf are those scars?

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Does Sally put cigarettes out between her tits? Wtf are those scars?

Oh yeah that's weird. Fake boob scars or heart surgery?

 

[JudyGemstone]

Diamond Homonculus said:
For a while now I was wondering if that was their way of having it out in the open without explicitly saying it. If you are a monogamous dude you typically dont hang out with a guy like drex, but if you do you dont tell people, but if you do you don't stream this knowledge to thousands of people, but if you do you don't let your wife come on looking like a puerto rican whore while she flirts with your stream buddies..... but if you do....

Nick is unofficially the new Destiny

EDIT:
Nick one month ago: "I am not a proponent of open relationships."

Forgot Diamond's quote.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Does Sally put cigarettes out between her tits? Wtf are those scars?

could possibly be healing from piercings there which would be hilarious but probably some kind of surgery scars

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I got about 20 minutes in and had to stop. This reeked of r/atheism and Vaush rolled into one.

 

[JudyGemstone]

I got about 20 minutes in and had to stop. This reeked of r/atheism and Vaush rolled into one.

Started 21 minutes late tonight. Way to treat your audience and respect their time.

EDIT:
Stated tonight he was a youtuber & broadcaster and his videos get suggested in with news? Guess he's not a law channel.

 

[AnOminous]

However the post is over 10 years old, and it's the only mention of him on the website that I could find. Hopefully, even if he was a member, he's just a normal old man.

Most major SF/fantasy writers are or were members. He's a member according to the recent leak of their directory.
Lifetime Full Ed Greenwood originalelminster@yahoo.com
(phone number omitted)

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Nick on stream just said a 24 hour stream is not off the table. Yeah right.

edit: Guy superchats Rekieta as his wife is having a c-section... my god

 

[Maude Snew]

The real question is, was Nick's choice Ricardo or Romaine?

He insisted the Leprechaun hat stays on during.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Nick on where the kids were during the vacay

I hate when he does that voice.

 

[AltisticRight]

Someone needs to make a deepfake of that Italian washing powder tv advertisement, where some smelly scrawny White guy was shoved into the machine and a ripped bull pops out.

Replace that guy with Rekieta and the bull with Ricardo.

We can have one with Balldo being shoved in and Ricardo coming out.

We can have another with Our Wife tossed in and Romaine popping out.

 

[Vect]

Jeez there are more side characters in this thread than an fanfiction anime spinoff.

Account 1: energii_king (@energii_king, IG ID: 3556314875)
Account 2: Romaine James (@romaine12action, IG ID: 50191374395)

I mean, you could do worse than those lads. Funny as it would be to imagine the missus picking her husband's bull for him, I hope he's still savvy enough to be careful propositioning local men for this sort of thing in Jamaica.

So let's get this straight, he's so flagrant about his ridiculous life that's he's allowing it to define his channel to the point where he drunkenly gushes about his sex dungeon or random women in his community, and yet he's too skittish to admit he goes to swinger resorts and is Instagram buddies with his wife's boy toys, 'cause you know, why would a lawyer be discreet. Make it make sense. It's actually sadder to follow male 'entertainers' on social media and not be gay.

It almost feels like he talks about this sex life all the time because he's trying to convince himself that he really is the hip, laid-back open-minded feminist sexual libertine he wants to be to hide the fact that his open marriage, as they often are, is probably quite one-sided, on top of the fact that he's clearly a little oversensitive. I dunno, but I don't picture an emotionally and sexually satisfied man weeping in rapture over a photo that could have been taken by a UFO hunter.



A shame, all of this didn't need to happen. He seemed like a nice, level-headed guy. But he also seemed to think that being on friendly terms with Null meant he couldn't be a lolcow.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Account 1: energii_king (@energii_king, IG ID: 3556314875)

Account 2: Romaine James (@romaine12action, IG ID: 50191374395)

You know, I'm pretty sure these guys look similar to an online meme. After all, we know Nick is terminally online weeaboo.


Oh hey, I never knew I could provide expert testimony on the farms!
The question is not if Nick is GAY♂ , but what type of GAY♂ is he?
Well, judging from account number 1, that's a well toned, athletic dancer in jockstraps and national flag colors. Sound familiar? I guess if you look at anime too much the women look like men...

(adjusted for Nick's weeb tendencies)

The second one is an athletic man in white jocks, or jabroni leather with chains that can't restrain him. He strikes a dominant ★WOO★ pose.

Looking at those pictures, I'm pretty sure that they can be called hole♂brothers. So if Nick is not athletic, nor is a ♂BONDAGEM@STER♂, neither a ♂Performance artist♂, then he must be a FUCKING ♂SLAVE♂.


Guess this is the new theme for Nick now:
ガチムチ★ナイトフィーバー」
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[AnOminous]

I mean, you could do worse than those lads. Funny as it would be to imagine the missus picking her husband's bull for him, I hope he's still savvy enough to be careful propositioning local men for this sort of thing in Jamaica.

These are swinger resort approved bulls. It's not like he's going out into Kingston or some shit where he'd get murdered and his wife would get raped and murdered. These resorts are sheltered environments for rich people to feel like they're going to Jamaica but a super protected version of it. These black bulls are guaranteed to be harmless. That's what these rich fags are paying for.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

These black bulls are guaranteed to be harmless.

Here comes the ultimate question then:
Is Drexel a buck-broken bull who looks up to "da white mastah"?
I think yes, because he's always saying black women are shit and hopeless instead of trying to make them better (through copious amounts of "slap that hoe" from Boondocks).

 

[Vect]

These are swinger resort approved bulls. It's not like he's going out into Kingston or some shit where he'd get murdered and his wife would get raped and murdered. These resorts are sheltered environments for rich people to feel like they're going to Jamaica but a super protected version of it. These black bulls are guaranteed to be harmless. That's what these rich fags are paying for.

I know these guys are, but I meant in general - like Nick has one too many rum shots one night and decides to go off the reservation.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

This is the hardest I've laughed at this thread, or any Kiwi thread, in a while. The only thing we have left to see is whether Nick prefers black cocks in himself or his wife more, and I suspect we'll find photographic evidence of that by the end of the year. Wonder if Nick is doing amateur bisexual cuck porn under whatever fake name he uses?

A shame, all of this didn't need to happen. He seemed like a nice, level-headed guy. But he also seemed to think that being on friendly terms with Null meant he couldn't be a lolcow.

No, it had to happen, because someone who makes money off laughing at cucks like Ron Toye or Jack Murphy can't himself be a cuck. I mean this is probably even more gay than Jack Murphy, at least he wasn't following his bulls on social media.

I know these guys are, but I meant in general - like Nick has one too many rum shots one night and decides to go off the reservation.

Look on the bright side, he'd become a gay rights martyr for getting killed for the sole crime of cruising for gay sex among dudes who don't like batty bwois.

 

[Nevermore Fish]

Here's hoping Nick continues this trend of going back to the old style of content. I was glad to see him more serious and focused on today's stream, I'll definitely go back to watch his interview with the D&D guy now.

 

[Swole McPole]

I love how the "your wife is getting plowed by Drex" meme was obviously somewhat bothering Nick and our wife over the years and out of all the people from the coom resort they could publicly associate with it's two buff black dudes lmao.

That's one of the dominant attractions for people going to Hedonism II. I watched a documentary on the place a couple of years ago and it was all about how aging porky white women from 1st World countries (the documentary focused on British and American women) were going over there to bang hot young black men who were looking to get themselves a green card or a sugar mama.

The owners are pretty clear that this is their USP. They aren't hiring guys like Ricardo and Romaine for their customer service skills or their experience in the hospitality industry. They're hiring them because they've got the kind of bodies that will make a coomer spend like Vivian Nicholson.