Sean Frohmans face doing the rounds again. I believe he attempted to establish himself as an alpha shitflinger a couple of months back, rising from his position as a YouTube bottom feeder, only to come into conflict with Nick Dryden, who at this point was probably grooming backwoods mud farmers to torture animals for pennies. We saw the rise of the Lucu Troop which was overtly hostile to ‘John Macaque’.
Being versed in the art of war, Dryden waged a campaign against Macaque, rallying his troop underlings in the process. He declared John Macaque to be Sean Frohman, however no monkeyfucker seems to have substantiated this claim yet. Dryden was ultimately successful and maintained his alpha status, with Macaque being driven to the fringes.
It was million sad and very pity.
I may have some of the details wrong here, as monkeyfucker troop dynamics shift relatively frequently and I am a distant observer who would never impede on their private channels. Sampieri seems to be establishing himself, but appears to belong to a smaller troop that has rejected Victoria Haskins. Perhaps we will see a divide between Sampieri and Tomasz emerge.
The interesting thing will be seeing who Sampieri will piss off in his ascent. I have not observed him interact with Tomasz, who seems to have stepped up in Drydens absence. We are also yet to see a romance flourish between Victor and Tomasz, which could lead to handholding walks around Florida, and hopefully the fatal contraction of monkey herpes in the pursuit of little bayi monyet.
The Whitakers (The Wades in exile) strayed into kitchen territory, and have not yet regrouped or reestablished themselves yet. There was some baring of teeth, and posturing, but no significant escalation.
Even in surface level, public groups, these sad little monkey molesters are pretty funny to watch. If you can get past the nightmarish horror show aspect of it, I’d recommend checking them out.
