DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Inafune Fanfiction]

"*claps hands* All right! Now, you may notice that there's something different about my setup on today's Level 1 Podcast. That's right, I am currently streaming from hell!

That is pretty accurate to how it would go. Could also call it the Level -1 begcast.

 

[vertebrae]

James the Lesser Express Lane's Twitter is so cucked, dude legit cannot go a day without thinking about little kids being trans or "MUH RIGHTISTS!!!!!!!". Can't believe I even watched his content for a bit. Put him on a watchlist!!!!

 

[Corpun]

I know Emiri is an actual denthead and everything, but is it safe to say she is a lower quality dentractor than Doody, Eric Miller, and JTL?

 

[Brother Wind]

I know Emiri is an actual denthead and everything, but is it safe to say she is a lower quality dentractor than Doody, Eric Miller, and JTL?

Not until she starts getting people parroting her shit, is she worse than Doody. But I have my biases I suppose

 

[Balr0g]

I don't know how many of you watch/listen to WPIG, but over the last couple of weeks ALTInsider and others have been reading old forum posts DSP made during the FGC era, and highlighted a lot of funny posts.

Thank you for telling me about this channel. the last episode was hilarious. I didn't know Phil was called "Monkeyspank" when he was 16. And then after winning some game he boasted "Nobody has the right anymore to call me Monkeyspank!"

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I know Emiri is an actual denthead and everything, but is it safe to say she is a lower quality dentractor than Doody, Eric Miller, and JTL?

Speaking of... SnortHogan, who I find is one of the better clip channels with AT, Meme, SH and dick stroking, has a poll someone is doing for the detractor awards. I checked it out and I have no fucking clue who most of these people are. I know one or two of them did Phil in the sims which tevin already did a few times.

Which, it was fine but one thing I found...odd. I got sucked into the vortex right after SoK and got the feeling that most if not all detractors didn't view the autistic illuminati in a positive light to put it...lightly... so why would they be in the "legendary" detractors section?

How is LSB there yet not the one person who some of these people are trying to be and wouldn't even be here if he didn't make Khet cry being a sick mother fucker on the internet and one of the very few detractors DSP seems to have a personal grudge with Tevin not there but he's just a restreamer.

Nothing against LSB but I mean people did call him white tevin after all.

So odd to refer to the SoK like this...Are doody and SC involved in making this poll, it feels like they might be.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Paypal froze Gamecuckers account. No surprise sending someone regular amounts of money, who then immediately withdraws it, looks dodgy to them. Or they're just trying to do you a favour by stopping you sending $100's to a 41 year old to tell him how to play a game.

 

[Freebird]

DSP finds out that the "taco meme" is related to Derich, but not much more. Anyway, you are a loser. Derich isn't perfect, but neither are you, you fucking hypocrites!

DSP gonna ban anyone bringing up Derich.

Thanks to King of Gout and Josh Poem on Twitter.

 

[Gramh]

My favorite part about DSP is his need to overshare things he has no reason to tell anyone. Gametrekker's tips being frozen should have stayed between DSP and Gametrekker, but this motherfucker sits and explains the entire situation out for no conceivable reason. Especially love it when it's only something that can hurt him, like when he cried about how the channel strikes he was sure were going to go away hit the channel and it could die at any time! and then turns around and cries that he's lost members because of the channel strikes but nobody would have known if he'd not opened his mouth. Which just showcases if he doesn't want to talk about something, it's because you're not buying his outright lies about the thing.

 

[Corpun]

I know Phil is a lazy paranoid hermit, but even lazy paranoid hermits get off their ass to drive to McDonald's down the block for some goyslop. How fucked up is Phil's perception of the outside of Casa de Gout at this point? There's no fucking way he is actually only going outside 52 times a year because of his schedule autism.

This guy is mentally fucked and it will be absolutely hilarious if he loses the SnortFort. All the ego and sense of protection 'owning' a home in a gated community while looking down on the Mexicans who do yard work and delivery boys will suddenly vanish.

Gametrekker's tips being frozen should have stayed between DSP and Gametrekker, but this motherfucker sits and explains the entire situation out for no conceivable reason.

No love lost with Gamecucker's bank seeing these transactions as suspicious, but it is 100% because DSP can never shut his mouth about shit he shouldn't talk about. He isn't that intelligent. It's why he makes Khet look like a fucking retard with those stories about her cooking or mistaking creams and shit. He talks before he thinks.

Also it's probably a really gay way to try and bait more tips.

 

[Agent Proper]

No love lost with Gamecucker's bank seeing these transactions as suspicious, but it is 100% because DSP can never shut his mouth about shit he shouldn't talk about. He isn't that intelligent. It's why he makes Khet look like a fucking retard with those stories about her cooking or mistaking creams and shit. He talks before he thinks.

Also it's probably a really gay way to try and bait more tips.

That was some quality Pignosis on display. It not only put pressure on GameCuker to tell his bank, nah I willing give some money and advice to some sad fat fuck online. It leads to those sorry 50 bit bitches feel bad as you said pulling their velcro wallets apart just like peeling Khet's panties after a few Trader Joe's tacos in a hot summer night, it's a rough time for everyone involved and you have to try hard. Phil tries hard for those dent dollars, look at tonight's pre game cope where he blamed trolls for posting bounties for him to reach with War zone and reporting him for "gambling".
Anything for this

 

[Cowboy Christ]

I hope I live long enough to see the khalm before the snort, where from one point onwards if you look in the background of every stream something goes missing because he sold it to try and make rent but ends up spending it on Hogans.

 

[Comma]

WARNING: SEVERE AUTISM

TL;DR Typical DSP fan, dood needs professional help.


Some unironic fan named GAMERSTEVIEJ tipped DSP $40 in total on Wednesday and Friday, moaning about how he was getting bullied in chat.

$20 tip on Friday's early stream:

(do note the ironic advice from DSP about not mentioning trolls)

GAMERSTEVIEJ kept moaning about it (read the chat), until DSP basically told him to shut the fuck up:

GAMERSTEVIEJ then proceeded to upload a 7-minute autistic depression video on his Youtube channel (links down below) about how he's never going to attend DSP's live streams again, not liking him and his channel anymore and how he regrets dropping money on him (thanks for the money, dummy).

"I stood up for dspgaming and i get treated like shit from SOME OF his fans for just saying the truth":

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTxl_oCiCbU)


-EDIT:

Bonus clip about him claiming his ex (pressing X here) was in the mental hospital. Oh, and he claims his "ex" said he had sex with her mom and she knows what his penis looks like. Because, you know, that's something you upload to Youtube for the whole world to see.

"My ex is CRAZY":

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOycRQ4B9Po)

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Dood seems likely to DFE, so here are some (archived) links and screenshots:

Twitter: https://twitter.com/blink182loveu | Archive
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@supernerdgamerloserlol | Archive
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198081317570 | Archive

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I know Phil is a lazy paranoid hermit, but even lazy paranoid hermits get off their ass to drive to McDonald's down the block for some goyslop. How fucked up is Phil's perception of the outside of Casa de Gout at this point? There's no fucking way he is actually only going outside 52 times a year because of his schedule autism.

To be fair to piggy it was at 11pm so he was likely so sloshed on gin and/or rotgut tequila at that point that he could barely walk straight.

 

[BlackDragoons]

DSP circling the wagons for a Sex Pest. What an idiot.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Seems there is some kind of major internet issue affecting Phil and he has been down for hours. Bet he's glad he pays extra for that business class internet.

 

[JimiHendrix]

"zelda can't catch a break"

yeah, i wonder why that is you fat fuck

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Seems there is some kind of major internet issue affecting Phil and he has been down for hours. Bet he's glad he pays extra for that business class internet.
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DSP's stream is dead in the water and Comcast isn't doing anything to save the business

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Tomorrow's beg is going to be EXTRA HARD

 

[Brother Wind]

Man, I love Phil watching his fucking baby rage fits and not quite realizing this was a 30+ year old man breaking his fucking toys and acting like a complete tard. Just laugh, laugh, ack ack ack

And god his ending of "See if people had just kept on shit like this" NO! For fuck sake! This shit is why people clowned on you Phil. Because you were a 30 year old man having fucking tantrums. Playing video games made for children and just losing your shit like you're literally half your actual fucking age. The reason people kept digging into your personal life is that we found out that it wasn't even an act. You acted like this in real life. And you had tantrums in real life towards your loved ones. Like I know he won't read this, but if one of his dents is still here. Tell him, it's this shit, plus the Wolverine toy story. That was it. That was the day he was finished. We knew that it wasn't an act. Not only was he a man-child the fact that he thought and defended his position, solidified him as a lolcow. And every fucking year since. There's never been improvement.