Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Mr Processor]

Bob, people have brought that up for years including weebs. I'm fucking glad, now all the lolicons don't have that argument anymore.

I notice two things:

1. Bob's description of adult male anime fans sounds a lot like a description of him.
2. Bob specifies male, presumably he has no problem with female pedophiles then. But then his defense of Cuties already indicated this.

Ah, here we see Bob dunking on Jason Alexander. But you know, Bob, Jason has a few things you haven't got:

I'll honestly never understand why Elon Musk allows Bobby to remain on Twitter. I'm sure he constantly gets reported with good cause for violating the terms of service, tells anyone he encounters who paid for Twitter Blue "You are not a person," and goes after Elon whenever he gets the chance:

Of course, Bob "cracking jokes" about men who were in relationships that broke up is pure moxie. I suppose it's good for this thread that Twitter hasn't banned him, but Twitter has banned people for less.

 

[WelperHelper99]

notice two things:

1. Bob's description of adult male anime fans sounds a lot like a description of him.
2. Bob specifies male, presumably he has no problem with female pedophiles then. But then his defense of Cuties already indicated this.

Point one is absolutely on point. He is the stereotype. Replace every marvel shit in his room with anime stuff, wouldnt notice the difference.

Point two is absurd. Plenty of female anime fans exist, that's actually how I was introduced to anime lol. As for his defense of female pedophiles, there is a anime specific word for those worms: shotacons. It's fucked up. And barely talked about compared to Loli shit. I bet Blob would just accept that woman because she'd be the only one willing to suck his cock.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Point one is absolutely on point. He is the stereotype. Replace every marvel shit in his room with anime stuff, wouldnt notice the difference.

Point two is absurd. Plenty of female anime fans exist, that's actually how I was introduced to anime lol. As for his defense of female pedophiles, there is a anime specific word for those worms: shotacons. It's fucked up. And barely talked about compared to Loli shit. I bet Blob would just accept that woman because she'd be the only one willing to suck his cock.

Speaking of female anime fans and pedophiles, some may be aware of Ethan Ralph's second wife, May, who neatly fits into both of those categories. And if one is playing by Bob's world view, so does her ex, Digibro.

The world sure is a rich and horrifying tapestry.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

What in the hell does this even mean? "She's like Earth's "House of El" insignia"? She's an S? She's whatever you want to see in her, referencing Man of Steel? She's an S and that stands for slut for playing a character that wanted to fuck Jon Faveru in a movie but not Bob?

Gay shit. These fags are talking about Star Trek.

The genetic dead end talking about other genetic dead ends who corrupt the generation that replaces them says "Evolution over inferiority"

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I'll honestly never understand why Elon Musk allows Bobby to remain on Twitter. I'm sure he constantly gets reported with good cause for violating the terms of service, tells anyone he encounters who paid for Twitter Blue "You are not a person," and goes after Elon whenever he gets the chance:

Because he's totally fucking irrelevant. Elon Musk has no idea he exists other than he's probably seen the memes about Bob.

Let it go already. Batgirl is as likely to happen as Hillary Rodham becoming president.

Oh yeah, they definitely canned Batgirl to prop up The Flash, it wasn't because it was shit and worth more as a tax deduction than a release while The Flash was a finished movie full of stuff people might want to see.

Gay shit. These fags are talking about Star Trek.

"What's important is not the number of PEOPLE, but the number of 'worthwhile' people."

Earth, Hitler, 1938.

 

[Jaracainofthewind]

Think of the future: "Chang, the uber-Hitler" would sound quite impressive

God fucking dammit Bob is dumb as hell. For people who care, there really wasn't a universal like Hitler, for lots of reason, most of all we didn't really have a unified culture the way we do now, say post *The Second World War*. Even in a western world, or even an English speaking world.

But, the closest we ever had was like Atilla the Hun or Genghis Khan. Probably closer to more just the Huns and Mongols too. Because the closest thing the Western World had to a Hitler were the Barbarians. To which we picked several over time, but really, the fucking closest the world had come to Hitler and the Nazis at that point was the sacking of Rome. So you know, remember that the next time you start equating people to Nazis. Some people are bigots, but the Nazis would have started a new Dark Age.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Some people are bigots, but the Nazis would have started a new Dark Age.

He'd probably use that as his new argument. "Those stupid Believers are going to put us into a new Dark Age! We need to kill them all so I can have my robot body!"

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

He'd probably use that as his new argument. "Those stupid Believers are going to put us into a new Dark Age! We need to kill them all so I can have my robot body!"

That was pretty much the thesis of his starship tweet.

 

[Positron]

The only way DeSantis can sink lower in Bobby's estimation is to say he is Catholic.




"Juneteenth emergency".

The construction "Juneteenth" makes no sense. Had they called it "Nigteenth" it would at least rhyme with "eighteenth".


Why does Bobby fear strikes so much? I'd expected him to say that the easiest possible solution is to replace all delivery workers by drones?

More orcas have reportedly went rogue (A&N).

If a blue tick is the sign that someone's life is worthless, then Bobby is saying that Nina Turner's life is worthless. How dare Bobby calls a Black woman's life "worthless"?

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Joe Rogan offers a platform to vaccine shill; Tim Pool sweetens the deal some more.

Yup. To determine what test to do in order to convince people of your "scientific fact", and how to interpret the result of the tests, these are... I'm sure you can figure out what I'm about to say, seeing you are all smarter than Bobby.


There's got to be a reason that Believers like Bobby hate debates like plague.



Musk smells blood.


Alcohol culture is woke. Hence Bobby is woke, Bud Light or no Bud Light.

I can't see how fewer alcoholics isn't a win for society, although KF might lose some of our most cherished lolcows.








I think when the pills really kick off Calvin stops his idle fantasy, so Hobbes reverts to being a plush, but Bobby's reading is okay too. It is, however, not okay to stop taking meds because of "dumbass comics"

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Bobby exhorts his fellow Believers to strengthen their faith with God Gunn.


The Lord says to Lord Bob, "Sit at my right hand until I make your enemies a footstool for your feet."

If Zack Snyder, as Garrett Gilchrist theorizes, can convert hordes into his fans by mere stills from his films, he would be the most accomplished director in the history of film.

There is a huge volume of shit concerning The Flash and other DCEU / DCU shit. I will not be able to offer any commentaries. If you don't like it just skip to the next section divider.






















Snyderbros stir.

You should know what is that playlist Bobby links to.


What is Bobby trying to show with that cartoon character. That character is not balding. Is he supposed to be very formidable?

We'll always be at war with Trump and covid.






A tell-tale sign of liberalism is to be offended by hats.

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Someone called Chris Stuckmann remarks that film criticism, nowadays blended with "film journalism" and entertainment hosts, has lost its nuance. It is either "it's great" or "it's awful". Bobby blames Youtube (which, as you recall, isn't in Bobby's estimation as real as Tiktok).




Guillermo Del Toro deplores the state of animation in the hands of big studios. Bobby feels compelled to absolve The Rat from this charge -- and he does it, somehow, by pointing that the person who criticize The Rat is sympathetic to J. K. Rowling.


Fortunately for Bobby, this opponent is more even-tempered than most.



I don't get the "yikes". Isn't sex work work?

"The Spanish Language is not the a Latin American language; it's is the language that the Spanish Conquistadors forced upon Latin Americans. That's the reason Latin people are not native(?) American people, it's because of that distinction". Welp this airhead didn't realize that those noble savages were also forced to become "Latin" too.

Shall we be glad that someone dumb as her still has something to teach?



Even Scott Mendelson recognizes that the latest Transformers was not driven by audience demand.





I seems to remember this. Is this the film where Jennifer Lawrence seduces an underage rich heir at the behest of his family?

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How can The Enterprise even function with such diverse characters?





The Youtube link posted by Bobby.


I don't know history (at all). Is Bobby making a clever pun or is he just creepy?

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I think when the pills really kick off Calvin stops his idle fantasy, so Hobbes reverts to being a plush, but Bobby's reading is okay too. It is, however, not okay to stop taking meds because of "dumbass comics"

I'm not sure why Bob is complaining about Watterson's IP being abused. Watterson, for all that I love his work, did a terrible job protecting his IP, which is why all those people can legally sell decals of Calvin pissing on all sorts of stuff.

Regarding if Hobbes is real or not, Watterson basically said it didn't really matter. Hobbes is occasionally shown managing to do things that would be impossible if he were stuffed like tying Calvin up, here's an interview he had in 1989 with The Comics Journal, spoiled to save room.

Spoiler

WEST: Well, in a way that says more about Calvin than Hobbes because Hobbes is implicitly, explicitly just a product of his imagination.

WATTERSON: But the strip doesn’t assert that. That’s the assumption that adults make because nobody else sees him, sees Hobbes, in the way that Calvin does. Some reporter was writing a story on imaginary friends and they asked me for a comment, and I didn’t do it because I really have absolutely no knowledge about imaginary friends. It would seem to me, though, that when you make up a friend for yourself, you would have somebody to agree with you, not to argue with you. So Hobbes is more real than I suspect any kid would dream up.

WEST: Well, at the risk of getting into psychobabble, a lot of psychologists would say that children create imaginary friends to play out family dramas. So an argument can be just as much a part of an imaginary world as, you know, a sort of sentimental, gooey friendship can be.

WATTERSON: Yeah, well, I would hope that the friendship between Calvin and Hobbes is so complex that it would transcend a normal fantasy. The resolution of the question of whether Hobbes is real or not doesn’t concern me or interest me, but, hopefully, there’s some element of complexity there that will make the relationship interesting on a couple of levels.

Here's the actual last strip that was published, unless you count the couple of one off crossovers he's appeared in every decade or so.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Why does Bobby fear strikes so much? I'd expected him to say that the easiest possible solution is to replace all delivery workers by drones?

I'd say Robert fears strikes because he rarely leaves his mom's house, and so relies heavily on deliveries.

Perhaps you should consider his point, instead of dismissing him so blithely.

There's got to be a reason that Believers like Bobby hate debates like plague.

Robert's ideas cannot stand serious scrutiny, and he is a known hypocrite.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

How can The Enterprise even function with such diverse characters?

I love how the dude replies specifically explaining the difference between woke and liberal, and they literally cannot fathom it and just double down without understand.

I also like how the second image shows woke faggots cherrypicking quotes from the old episodes ignoring any context to pretend things have always been this way. Data's kid wasn't a tranny it was a robot, like him, and so it was allowed to choose because unlike a human it was literally a matter of swapping the chassis only and hormones and biology played 0 part. As for the second it was to do with the fact the episode was the one where it was shown Romulans are from a lost colony of Edgy Vulcans and the point was Kirk was telling people to not just start treating Spock like a mole because they just found out.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

"What's important is not the number of PEOPLE, but the number of 'worthwhile' people."

Earth, Hitler, 1938.

But remember, Bob is not a Nazi, because he told us so.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Joe Rogan offers a platform to vaccine shill; Tim Pool sweetens the deal some more.

Yup. To determine what test to do in order to convince people of your "scientific fact", and how to interpret the result of the tests, these are... I'm sure you can figure out what I'm about to say, seeing you are all smarter than Bobby.

I would love this fat ass point to any actual testing of the vax or even masks because I know of only one test actually done for either one of them and it was for masks and it was the Dutch study which didn't just look at public health measures but used actual people.

https://www.acpjournals.org/doi/10.7326/M20-6817

https://archive.ph/FOjkt

The lesser degrees of self-protection it refers to are things like washing your hands and rubbing your eyes with unwashed hands.

If you mentioned this study to people during the year of 2020 you were screamed at that people were dying. unless you were Bob and then it was Covid wasn't a real thing because China was doing just fine to Covid is real but not that big of a deal and that's why it's okay to wish that all of your political opponents get it so they have "a crummy weekend with a lousy cough though. Especially with yummy outdoor food season coming up" to OH MY GARTH WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE BECAUSE OF THE CHUDS!

"Ha! I would go on your dumb podcast and do nothing but make fart noises to show how much contempt I have for you and your questioning of the system! Scientists told me that the science was settled and I believe them for my socialization levels FAR surpass those of you men who've made literal millions and have both gotten laid because you're not repugnant sex pests!"

 

[Flexo]

You wonder why movies have been coming out all bland and woke for the past 10 years? Blame the gatekeepers that kick everyone else out. You'll never have another Harry Potter where the publisher takes a chance, they're too interested in making their DEI score look good instead of making money

Were you not on the thread about this? There's always Baen.

But yes you are right. Definitely talk to @Mola Ram more on this and I can help you find a few peeps too.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

But remember, Bob is not a Nazi, because he told us so.

Bob isn't a Nazi. They had fashion sense.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

The Critical Drinker explains his opinion on Peter Parker in the Spiderman cartoon. Bobby continues to make a huge deal out of Drinker's accent -- and of course he thinks he sounds better.

''You sound like Billy Connolly'' Bob Chipman literally acts like a kids who only knows foreign accents from movie's. This is worse then people calling Dienonychuses or other big dromaesauruses ''Vecoliraptors'' just because of Jurassic Park. Since at least ''Velociraptor'' was ones a word for both Dienonychuses and Velociraptors and many of the other species of dromaesauruses had not been discovered yet.

But Movie Bob does not just only mostly just know the 80's he also only seems to really know pop culture. I mean there is this ethnicity known as Scots, but telling Movie Bob about them is probably as fruitfull as trying to tell a fundamentalist Christian about brain chemistry and wiring.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Bob, microdiamonds aren't getting fused into the sword, diamonds burn and turn back to carbon at house fire temperatures. Since it was stored inside a grave, it most likely kept out the damp AND the air, both which are needed for proper oxidization. Alternitvely, but unlikely, it could be a VERY early form of stainless steel, depending on what the blacksmith mixed into the alloy.

 

[Koby_Fish]

What is Bobby trying to show with that cartoon character. That character is not balding. Is he supposed to be very formidable?

The character in question is Coach John McGuirk from the 90s animated sit-com Home Movies. And he's holding a sword in each image, therefore blading man, friendo! He's an incompetent alchoholic acerbic soccer coach. He also happens to be Irish-American.

It was a goddamn ANDROID, people, of course it made sense to let it choose its own sex and appearance. Of course the Blue Curtain Analysts will read into this shit and think it's meaningful for human beings IRL. One could equally argue that letting it choose led it to join the 41% (the 'child' android Lal died in the episode).


That's not "woke", that's fucking NORMAL. "Woke" would be Kirk going on and on about how Vulcans are marginalized and oppressed and how Stiles has Human White Male Cis Straight Privilege.

I don't know history (at all).

This was an old Miller Lite (not to be confused with Bud Lite) Commercial from like the the 80s, back when the catchphrase was two characters arguing whether Miller Lite was "Less Filling" or "Tastes Great!" as if these qualities were mutually exclusive. Apparently this was a "banned commerical". In short, the two women beat the shit out of each other because they can't agree. This is a more typical offering of that type of Miller Lite ad.

I'm not sure why Bob is complaining about Watterson's IP being abused. Watterson, for all that I love his work, did a terrible job protecting his IP, which is why all those people can legally sell decals of Calvin pissing on all sorts of stuff.

Bob fundamentally misunderstands Watterson's position. Watterson won't "sell out", because at the end of the day he's a hippie with principles about his artwork. Back in his day, it was frowned upon to "sell out", as Charles Schulz and Jim Davis had done with Peanuts and Garfield. Watterson believed that "selling out" diminished the artistic quality and morality, so he would have no part of any sort of merchandising of C&H.

Also, Bob's pretending he never heard of Fair Use.

Perhaps you should consider his point, instead of dismissing him so blithely.

Bob dismisses anything at the slightest whim because he's been convinced to never, ever, consider the point of view of the Wrongthinkers. For they are always wrong; in Bob's world, not even stopped clocks are right twice a day.

 

[Things Once Remembered]

Bob becomes taxing from time to time but he's like comfort food. Always there, unchanging. Fat and angry, raging at the believers who stole the Superior Future from him from behind a fairly average 8000 calories of McDonald's.