Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

RussianParasite said:
I hope Patrick is using the day today getting ready for his return to standup and not spending it drinking, working on “house projects”, and oinking on Twitter.
View attachment 5167589
Oh my god he is reinforcing the nigger dungeon.
Click to expand...
Another Leftist that doesn't know how unions work. Patrick, Conservatives don't think every socialist ideal is a good one. This is one reason why you get called out on all your bullshit all the time.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Laquisha Guntermensch, Dean Pentel and internet friend
Pat apparently did his stand-up last night. No clue if a video will ever come out. He celebrated by eating some very mediocre-looking food:
Untitled.png
Bonus image description:
no child i did not order the baked potato.png

I would have loved to eavesdrop on his conversation with the waiter. "No, child, I did noT order the baked poTatoes! This is felony potato harassment, do not contact this table again."
 
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Billy Bong, New Username, Marvin and 20 others
S.C.U.D. said:
He celebrated by eating some very mediocre-looking food
Click to expand...
Mediocre? You're being generous, the average frozen meal looks better than this. The fuck even is that? Burger in a tortilla with some not properly cooked potato with some green sprinkled onto it? Quarter onion chilling back there? I'm no Gordon Ramsey or anything but when I'm making food for people that potato isn't just some four slices, it's one as big as my fist, properly baked, loaded with sour cream, they'd get a proper bun and not just with an overdone patty, they'd get toppings too, probably bacon, lettuce, tomato, proper cheese, the fucking works.

That fucking thing there is an affront to all food eating humans, not just that no love went into it, no fucking effort went into it, I can pick up microwave food at the store that blows that shit out of the water. And he spent money on it. Just seeing any food in that state makes me upset, it's unworthy of even fast food. It's barely even goyslop. No, I'm just sad and upset now, not even Fat Rick deserves this shit, much less paying for it.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Feels
Reactions: InspectorJappOfficial, Bill Evans 45, New Username and 15 others
S.C.U.D. said:
I would have loved to eavesdrop on his conversation with the waiter. "No, child, I did noT order the baked poTatoes! This is felony potato harassment, do not contact this table again."
Click to expand...
how the fuck do you miscommunicate the doggam burger and fries order, even at the loudest bar in the world?

maybe if you wanted the baked fish (not fried) with fries and got the baked fish with baked potato I could understand it, but shit
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: TheGuntinator, Laquisha Guntermensch, Essay2414778 and 6 others
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
how the fuck do you miscommunicate the doggam burger and fries order, even at the loudest bar in the world?

maybe if you wanted the baked fish (not fried) with fries and got the baked fish with baked potato I could understand it, but shit
Click to expand...

It helps to be drunk, as I'm quite sure he was.

Also the reason he was able to choke it down.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Sicko Hunter, Laquisha Guntermensch, Essay2414778 and 8 others
S.C.U.D. said:
I would have loved to eavesdrop on his conversation with the waiter. "No, child, I did noT order the baked poTatoes! This is felony potato harassment, do not contact this table again."
Click to expand...
What's taters, precious child?

And why not send the potatoes back if he ordered fries? Unless... he's a gigantic pansy. He is too cowardly to make them get his order right, but petty enough to bitch about in his Twitter photo context description.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: An automatic clown, TheGuntinator, AirdropShitposts and 11 others
The big rule for ALT text on Twitter is that it's supposed to just say what the image is with NO additional commentary. Pat hates the blind confirmed.

I love how the O&A guys were looking up legit comedy nights and it turns out Pat's at the world's biggest dump eating a sad burger with frozen potatoes. His tweet is written like he's a touring comic and not riding his bike to a bar to read tweets off his phone.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Marvin, An automatic clown, In the Sick of It and 7 others
  • Like
Reactions: TheGuntinator, Laquisha Guntermensch, Essay2414778 and 3 others
Post Reply said:
What's taters, precious child?

And why not send the potatoes back if he ordered fries? Unless... he's a gigantic pansy. He is too cowardly to make them get his order right, but petty enough to bitch about in his Twitter photo context description.
Click to expand...
I mean at a bar i'd probably just take the baked, because if you send it back you're gonna get a warmed over / heatlamped burger and some fries, if lucky.

MAYBE at a place I knew I'd point it out and they'd throw in extra fries on top for free, but even then, I don't need to be a fat ass.
 
  • Agree
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Reckless Starfish, Essay2414778, Post Reply and 1 other person
RussianParasite said:
7686C06C-8026-4342-8FA7-7145104B147E.jpeg
Oh my god he is reinforcing the nigger dungeon.
Click to expand...
I imagined a scene playing out regarding this dungeon: A kid is either escaping the dungeon or confronting Patrick outside it for kidnapping one of its siblings. Either way, it tries to attack Patrick, its arm getting trapped in his massive belly folds. Patrick's 4 chins jiggle as he emits a hearty chuckle. He takes a deep breath and pushes out his enormous gut, sending the kid flying into his backwards fence. The kid is slow and shaky getting up, but bravely puts up his hands in fists as if to challenge Patrick.

Patrick steps forward and regards the child with a contemptuous glare, putting on the best war face he can. In a lispy, faggoty tone he says, "You're already pepperoni, child." His eyes begin to glow a bright red and a metallic keening screech is suddenly heard.

"Nani?!" the child screams.
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Horrifying
Reactions: Your Favorite New Friend, A Random Lurker, Plague Flea and 14 others
Don't thank the Kiwi, Null. Blame Coonskin from ONA for finding this video of another civilian Pat-poster from six months ago.

A fat faggy man destroys Patrick's Tesla tweet thread with facts and insight while feeding his little dog. It's kinda gay but the dog is never crushed to death, like what happened with poor Toothless. If you want to be fat and faggy, you have to be smart, Rickie...

Edit: Null calls the ONA funsters "Patrick Batemans" on MATI a few months ago, and now we discover that a cyber-stalked friend of Fatrick is a schizophrenic Jew who used to bang Bret Easton Ellis?
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: 6thRanger, Your Favorite New Friend, AmateurComedicTaxidermist and 11 others
The Feline Solution said:
Owen has a thread with vintage felony phone harrasment up, i found this one very nostalgic, Fatty only 12k in debt yet plus the classic "Quietly now" line
foundonreddit1.png
Click to expand...
Frankly, Rick should know what's perjury a little better considering how two judges basically let him off the hook for it and/or stopped him from doing it when they saw it coming.
 
  • Feels
  • Like
Reactions: An automatic clown, Dean Pentel, Reckless Starfish and 4 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back