Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Tiresome]

Of course they did and the "Hammy took them to work" is the lie they use when there's none left for Jr and Jr.

Who will now feed the many homeless of Hendersonville now that Jack has departed with his leftovers and Jack Jr with his dried-out 7-11 weiner?

 

[AnOminous]

The fact that he still doesn’t have a solid stand mixer is insane. They are they best damn thing and the attachments are awesome. I’ve had mine for almost 20 years (lol fuck) and it’s still truckin.

I've been considering one and I have two functional arms. Being completely gimped and not having one despite being a "YouTube" chef is flat out retarded. But Jack can always be counted on to do the objectively dumbest thing in any situation.

 

[Tiresome]

I've been considering one and I have two functional arms. Being completely gimped and not having one despite being a "YouTube" chef is flat out retarded. But Jack can always be counted on to do the objectively dumbest thing in any situation.

In my opinion, if you can afford one and you're serious about cooking or half-serious about baking, it should be one of the first appliances you pick up.

 

[Pizza Munch]

I've been considering one and I have two functional arms. Being completely gimped and not having one despite being a "YouTube" chef is flat out retarded. But Jack can always be counted on to do the objectively dumbest thing in any situation.

You won’t regret getting one. And the kitchen aid ones last forever. I inherited my parents’ mixer they got as a wedding gift over 30 years ago. Have the pasta making attachments on my wish list

 

[AltisticRight]

This is the thread I read when I feel like eating goyslop takeaway pizza.
The deterrent is instant.

Jack and Tammy moved out of their McMansion at 157 Trail Ridge Dr. in Hendersonville late last week. While it’s yet to be confirmed, there’s reason to believe the family, including Junior and Brianna, are now living at 103 Thomas Ct. in Greenbrier. Jack recently commented on Facebook that he’ll be debuting the “new set” next week.

From the Zillow listing:

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I hope they find some priest to exorcise all the cheese demons from this kitchen. The entire world's supply of cheese is stored and consumed there.

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

This is the thread I read when I feel like eating goyslop takeaway pizza.
The deterrent is instant.

You insult "goyslop takeaway pizza" with this comparison.

 

[p1138]

This is the thread I read when I feel like eating goyslop takeaway pizza.
The deterrent is instant.


I hope they find some priest to exorcise all the cheese demons from this kitchen. The entire world's supply of cheese is stored and consumed there.

The shit from sysco foods slapped together by most chain pizza places would be gourmet compared to the shit Fatty makes himself. As far as fat on the go, it makes me want to avoid eating in restaurants where someone like Fatty might appear, same as I don't shop at walmart due to the... "clientele".

 

[AnOminous]

As far as fat on the go, it makes me want to avoid eating in restaurants where someone like Fatty might appear, same as I don't shop at walmart due to the... "clientele".

Where else do you go when it's 3 a.m. and you need some zip ties, a sledgehammer, a hacksaw, some contractor bags, condoms, a bottle of whiskey, a mop, and bleach?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I've been considering one and I have two functional arms. Being completely gimped and not having one despite being a "YouTube" chef is flat out retarded. But Jack can always be counted on to do the objectively dumbest thing in any situation.

Trust me you won't regret it especially if you cook often. I use mine all the time to knead dough for making bread. It's like 5-8 minutes on medium speed and you're done.

And Jagoff has so many kitchen gadgets that it makes no sense why he wouldn't have one.

The shit from sysco foods slapped together by most chain pizza places would be gourmet compared to the shit Fatty makes himself.

And that's saying something.

I don't shop at walmart due to the... "clientele".

There are times that Wally World is a necessary evil. I don't particularly like the stores but there are times they're the best place to go to find what you need. Just don't make eye contact with anybody and get out as soon as you can.

 

[densedance]

 

[ZipDisk]

The fact that he still doesn’t have a solid stand mixer is insane.

Jack has some weird hate for certain appliances. I would not be surprised if he has some strange grudge against stand mixers.
And then the other hand, where he spends Tammy's money like water, I could see him thinking a stand mixer is "Too expensive", but the dehydrator was a "smart purchase".

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Where else do you go when it's 3 a.m. and you need some zip ties, a sledgehammer, a hacksaw, some contractor bags, condoms, a bottle of whiskey, a mop, and bleach?

Normally I just open the trunk of my car.

 

[Crex Crex]

This guy will end in the Lolcows of history section by next year.

sometimes i wonder how someone like jack can be so dedicated to christianity when he himself has made a career out of gluttony. other christians might take the first stroke as a sign from god that they need to change their ways but not jack.

He's the typical individual who uses religion as a cope for the awareness of being an incorrigible asshole. I've known people like this, they won't hold themselves accountable for anything because as long as they pray before dinner and go to church every Sunday, they're good people and it doesn't matter that they've never behaved like a proper christian outside of the façade they put up.

 

[Sev07]

I don't believe Jack is long for this world

 

[AnOminous]

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I don't believe Jack is long for this world

How do you even spell pound cake that way? Or ganache?

I guess the latter could be explained by autocorrect but "poung?" Pure brain damage.

Terminal stroke brain. I bet at least half his brain is missing and the rest is just empty voids of cerebrospinal fluid with random dead debris floating in it.

 

[Tiresome]

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I don't believe Jack is long for this world

Well Jack, I have your daily scripture, Matthew 24:51, a parable about true, faithful Christians who act with love and kindness, and false, hateful Christians who think only of their own wants and pleasures. Guess what happens to the latter kind? Guess what'll happen to you real soon?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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I don't believe Jack is long for this world

Speech to text is one thing but "poung"? I mean how the fuck can you mush up "pound" so badly?

Ganache I actually understand because it's one of those fancy foreign words like "groyer" and "waygoo". Jagoff speaks one language which is 'Mercan and he spoke it badly enough before the strokes. But this is going to be something to see. I can't wait to see how badly he fucks up the ganache.

It's fucking chocolate, cream and finished with butter if you want that sheen to it. Cheaper versions would cut it with some margarine or neutral tasting oil. And of course you add something like a shot of rum or some kind of flavoring to it if you want to kick it up a notch.

Terminal stroke brain. I bet at least half his brain is missing and the rest is just empty voids of cerebrospinal fluid with random dead debris floating in it.

He's admitted that his eyesight isn't that good and he's been using text to speech for the longest time. He literally can't read the Youtube comments anymore which is why he hired somebody to moderate them for him.

But then even before he never cared enough to fix his errors. It's one and done with him because he's so horribly lazy he'd rather it be done than done correctly.

 

[ZipDisk]

Re: Bibble

JACK GETS THE BIG PIECE! AND SPICY, SO TAMMY CAN'T EAT IT.

fatass non-jack update - 3 musketeers bars have upped the palm oil to the point I can't stand them anymore. I'm going to lose weight by default and I'm pissed.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Jack continues to whine like a bitch about the same shit. However, check out the comment by Rob who seems to have taken his savagery to the next level

"Made it out healthy". Jack thumbed up the comment.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

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There's gonna be a lotta pieces.

"Made it out healthy". Jack thumbed up the comment.

After five-ish strokes, it'd be impressive if he had any dexterity in his fingers, let alone a thumb.