Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Have no fear friend, because you are correct. He is not a swinger. He is a cuckold, its different and way funnier.

I will honestly die if his wife ends up with a mixed kid at some point, as thats fucking comedy.

I'd believe his kids were mixed if there weren't pictures of them showing they're white. But who knows, maybe Nick started with white bulls before getting the courage to get Drexel to hook him up with a brotha.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

OK, trying to figure out the point here. Hedonism II is, and has been for decades, a sex resort. That is not news. I mean, wtf; did you not notice the name?

Nick would argue since you could be hedonistic about other things than sex like stuffing yourself of food, or beating your wife like Ron Toye. So technically you're wrong. Take that you detractors!

Edit 2: Harman Smith might be a lolcow (and detractor) but this shit is funny.

 

[AnOminous]

Have no fear friend, because you are correct. He is not a swinger. He is a cuckold, its different and way funnier.

Swinger is just a nicer word for cuck that makes it sound like it's cool. It doesn't, though, people know swingers are just cuck couples both cucking each other.

 

[Slur Generator]

Swinger is just a nicer word for cuck that makes it sound like it's cool. It doesn't, though, people know swingers are just cuck couples both cucking each other.

all swingers are cucks but not all cucks are swingers.

 

[Swole McPole]

>when ricardo and romaine drop the towels

"MY PRECIOUS!"

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I'm pretty sure if I was married to Lady R, I'd have more than a passing interest in S&M as well.

Once she was strapped to that St Andrews Cross, I'd be all like,

"So, do you really think those kitchen counters are a suitable surface from which we should be feeding our children..."

*THWACK!!!*

"It's not like you have to do it yourself. I pay a woman to come in and do that shit..."

*THWACK!!!*

"But you can't drag your lazy cunt out of bed for five minutes to check whether she's doing her job..."

*THWACK!!!*

"But as soon as Drexel comes to visit, all of a sudden you're up and about , hair and make-up done. 'Is there something I can get you, Master?'..."

*THWACK!!!*

OK, maybe I was getting a little TOO into role there. Even so, she'd definitely be feeling the sting of my fucking lash over the state of that kitchen.

all swingers are cucks but not all cucks are swingers.

I'm sure this can't be true. I bet there's a subset of swingers that are open to having a third party join them if and only if that third party is a woman. I don't think it counts as cuckoldry if it's just another woman eating your wife's pussy -- especially if you're banging her while she does it.

None of it is my thing at all, but if you were forced into participating in an orgy at gun point, that would be the least objectionable form of group sex, and I think it's least objectionable because there's not really any cuckoldry involved.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Nick would argue

Ah, nick showing out his crap argument skills again, got it.

Here's a fact: even in the 90s it wasn't strictly a "swinging" resort, either; but it has always been a sex resort.

 

[AnOminous]

all swingers are cucks but not all cucks are swingers.

The difference is a pure cuck is just getting cucked with no "benefit," while a cuck couple involves both getting cucked, while cucking each other.

 

[Slur Generator]

I'm sure this can't be true. I bet there's a subset of swingers that are open to having a third party join them if and only if that third party is a woman. I don't think it counts as cuckoldry if it's just another woman eating your wife's pussy -- especially if you're banging her while she does it.

None of it is my thing at all, but if you were forced into participating in an orgy at gun point, that would be the least objectionable form of group sex, and I think it's least objectionable because there's not really any cuckoldry involved.

I wouldn't count that as swinging. When i think of swinging i think of partner swapping. Maybe i'm wrong and that's now what it means.
I would say that's just a threesomes which while not making the man a cuck would still be humiliating to the woman. Threesomes are memes anyway, any extra person involved is going to dilute the experience because you have to split the attention between multiple people. Even in cultures with polygamy the man didn't fuck all his wives together. Its why poly relationships almost never work. Someone will almost inevitably get the short end of the relationship because of conflicting interests.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

So has anyone inquired the bulls on what kind of services they provide? I assume their social media accounts are for promotional purposes..

 

[AnOminous]

So has anyone inquired the bulls on what kind of services they provide? I assume their social media accounts are for promotional purposes..

They're probably not going to say it on social media because the public position of Hedonism II is that they do not allow prostitution, and a DM on social media could be some vice cop's lame attempt at entrapment. Much like an escort it's probably implicit and a complete coincidence if something "happens" when you get together.

 

[JudyGemstone]

OK, trying to figure out the point here. Hedonism II is, and has been for decades, a sex resort. That is not news. I mean, wtf; did you not notice the name?

We ALL knew it was a sex resort. You missed the entire point of the post. I mention how on the back of the book (by an author who has gone to Hedonism II countless of times) the tagline is "The highest repeat guest rate in the Caribbean." This stated to back up the claim that Nick & Kayla possibly went to Jamiaca AGAIN this last vacation.

Also, the reason I even posted the book is because if you look at the table of contents (page 4 and 5), the author details EVERYTHING at the resort........ down to where certain rooms are located on the island and why, to when, where, and why it's not okay to take pictures.

I am working to either get the audio download uploaded here.............. or just summarize key points worth noting. Here is the OP of the Hedonism Guide Book..........

Anyone read this yet? Just downloaded the audiobook (get 1 free audiobook a month). I'll see if I can upload the recording here. Anyone want to start a book club? I've also screen captured the pages you can see free on Amazon. The author clearly goes into EVERYTHING. I like on the back cover it reads, "The highest repeat guest rate in the Caribbean."

LINK: https://www.amazon.com/Naked-Truth-about-Hedonism-Unauthorized/dp/0966268385
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Also, when searching on YT for Hedonism II, this couple popped up...... The Traveling Swingers...... and they talk about another resort in Cancun...... "Desire Pearl." They also list a number of other places...... one in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. Definitely could be our little swinging informants on all the places they go to that are "swinger friendly."

Hedonism II also has an Instagram.

Balldo's Gate:
@JudyGemstone has a nice rundown of the Faran DM situation. One thing I will add is that I recall that when Rekieta was forced to address the leak on stream, his most specific denial was when he forcefully said he knew he never told Faran they were swingers, because they aren't swingers.

Read the DM carefully. It doesn't say they're swingers, just that his wife wanted to try it.

Thank you brother... right back to you! You took it one step further. Say what you will about Faran and the clout chasing and all that, but I think she was being 100% honest here. In the Fall of 2022 when rumors started swirling, allegations were just allegations. So much has come out since, like how Balldo detailed the sex room.

Also, this would be a pretty extravagant lie from someone who claims they didn't know about the rumors. Faran had been on YT maybe 3-4 months when the drunk stream happened and this conversation took place. Faran isn't on kiwi. For someone to be new on YT, not really know Nick, and not on kiwi to say all that? And to have some parts 100% confirmed by Nick later on? I think everything in the texts are true............. minus her assessment that it's Kayla who wants to do it. THAT we still don't know.

Dixieland Buckaroo:
Weird how Nick goes in *hard* after Gosney and Faran. The lapsed Catholic trying to go in hard on two other Catholics.

This is actually a very astute observation. Nick did talk about religion with Faran and Good Lawgic on a stream...... to which Faran goes into her being raised super Catholic. Wonder if Nick was subconsciously trying to convince Faran/Gosney degeneracy is okay, or convince himself he wasn't that bad of a Catholic. Either way......... interesting observation.

Balldo's Gate:
I encourage people to check out Hedonism II's marketing material on Instagram or their website. You can find a bunch of pictures of the staff on there and they aren't all R&Rs. Some of them are even women!

Yes. I linked at the bottom of my OP the Hedonism Instagram. Here it is again. I echo Balldo's encouragement to just.......... give it a gander.........

https://www.instagram.com/hedonismjamaica/?hl=en

EDIT:

Pippa's Greasy KB:
So has anyone inquired the bulls on what kind of services they provide? I assume their social media accounts are for promotional purposes..

I am hoping to get some answers in the Hedonism Guide Book. Will report back on this...................

 

[AnOminous]

I think everything in the texts are true............. minus her assessment that it's Kayla who wants to do it. THAT we still don't know.

I don't know that she reached that conclusion, but she did say that Nick SAID that. I believe that part, but Nick is a lying liar who lies.

 

[Swole McPole]

I wouldn't count that as swinging. When i think of swinging i think of partner swapping. Maybe i'm wrong and that's now what it means.
I would say that's just a threesomes which while not making the man a cuck would still be humiliating to the woman. Threesomes are memes anyway, any extra person involved is going to dilute the experience because you have to split the attention between multiple people.

That's a fair comment. I think it's probably context dependent, so if you did a threesome with people from the swinging scene, that would be swinging. Whereas a regular threesome with non-swingers is probably just a threesome. But if the threesome involves two men and one woman, somebody's probably being a cuck in that situation. Perhaps both men are cucks? Or gay.

I've never had a threesome, but a close friend had one once. It was a threesome with two women that he'd had sex with before -- I think on repeated occasions. Both women were close friends and prior to doing the deed, all parties were insistant that they were up for it and really wanted to do this thing.

As soon as the actual shagging started, one of the parties got really pissed off because he penetrated the other one first. "You're choosing HER before ME!" The whole thing rapidly degenerated into a shit-show, one of the women stormed off and they all fell out and didn't talk to each other for months. Nobody felt good about it afterwards.

God knows how those polyamorists negotiate it all. It just seems like double the nagging and complaining to me.

 

[Chibitzen]

Saying one is a swinger to me would imply couples who are keen to break marital covenants to invite in third, fourth or more parties. A threesome for someone's 40th doesn't make one a swinger because swinging is a lifestyle.

Hedonism 2 would be the place to go for those curious in extending their sexcapades beyond most moral boundaries. It is in the name. They may not first go as swingers but the temptation is in ease of participation.

Nick already told on himself in another way simply by admitting his experimental drug usage. He went to gay bars where such things are on offer and available for the partaking. He partaked and justifies it as life is short, YOLO, etc, paraphrasing his "just have fun!" rhetoric to his audience. It shows his curiosity is more than sufficient to graduate to the next step.

How about this. It would be incredibly stupendously naive to dismiss Faran's DMs outright that they are seriously looking into such a new lifestyle. Drex had already outed his wife out for her curiosity prior? I had reposted but seems it is already been forgotten unless I missed that part of the retelling.

Paying actual money to the tune of thousands to visit an island resort where such activities flourish and then adding their locals to the Insta as evidence of their esteem isn't just a sign of heavy investment, but also show that it is now an open secret and that the door has swung open, no pun intended. Whether the swinging has occurred or not is still a massive indictment on Nick's prior position on the character of marriage. The real amusement is in seeing how far he goes to try to conceal it.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Just as a reminder and another data point in the have they actually swung argument. Balldo man was mad as fuck about having to do a trial stream so he ranted for like five minutes while everyone sat there awkwardly and accidentally revealed that he enjoys going into the city for happy ending massages. I distinctly remember him telling a story about he and our wife getting naked massages during last years vacation. It might have even been two. Motherfucker was definitely cheating on his wife with asian massage parlor prostitutes and he got her in on the fun with jamaican bulls. Another thing that doesn't get talked about enough is his story also after that vacation I believe of him seeing someone getting their ass ate on the beach. He brought it up multiple times. Totally something that happens on a wholesome beach vacation with your wife, that's absolutely not at a swinger's resort.
Edit: way too lazy to find the clips but that massage story was definitely a thing after they got back from hedo the first time

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

I am working to either get the audio download uploaded here.............. or just summarize key points worth noting. Here is the OP of the Hedonism Guide Book..........

I am hoping to get some answers in the Hedonism Guide Book. Will report back on this...................

How about a PDF instead?

Grabbed from Scribd under their free trial. Had to go through half a dozen tools to get a proper pdf out of it. Managed to grab it, though the formating isn't that great. Ended up using this tool to grab it if anyone is curious.

Here's some excerpts from the book from quickly skimming through and searching a phrase or two

In addition, sometimes Hedo guests are treated poorly. The Jamaican culture has mastered the art of running
you around in circles until you give up. Guests sometimes face the erratic enforcement of rules and employees
who are jerks, bullies, and criminals. Some guests say their lives were threatened by staff, and another says secret
cameras are hidden in some rooms (not confirmed).

The occasional guest poops in the pool so the resort must drain the entire nude pool complex. At worst,
though, a sexual assault occurs when someone is merely walking to the public bathroom near the nude hot tub
(security is seldom there)

Fights happen at Hedo. Suicides happen. Sexual assaults and rape happen. Thefts, peeping toms, threats hap-
pen. One guest urinated on the food buffet and on another guest (he is no longer permitted at Hedo). But all
these horrors are rare. Some guests have their nightmare stories, but most keep coming back because overall they
feel safe. And the security guards wear brightly colored vests so you can see them at night, instead of worrying
who is lurking in the bushes

When is ‘bare as you dare’ night? Most every night, but Tuesday specifically—at dinner.
Can my husband wear boxers for ‘bare as you dare’ night? Absolutely not.

•Do not perform sexual acts in the restaurants, lobby, or shoreline/sea. (Enforcement varies hugely, depending
on location and time of day, and guests often test the boundaries.)

Spoiler: Marc eagerly waiting for the Balldo himself

For some reason the PDF wasn't wanting to keep after uploading, so here it is on Catbox. https://files.catbox.moe/vdt1jb.pdf I'll try to reupload it later on if it doesn't stick on the farms for whatever reason.

 

[AnOminous]

Whether the swinging has occurred or not is still a massive indictment on Nick's prior position on the character of marriage. The real amusement is in seeing how far he goes to try to conceal it.

I believe that once Drex said on one of Nick's streams that "it is never okay to be a cuck."

As soon as the actual shagging started, one of the parties got really pissed off because he penetrated the other one first. "You're choosing HER before ME!" The whole thing rapidly degenerated into a shit-show, one of the women stormed off and they all fell out and didn't talk to each other for months. Nobody felt good about it afterwards.

It seems like they should have negotiated this kind of thing before agreeing to it. Or better yet, just don't do degenerate shit like this in the first place because it always ends in tears.

Polygyny only makes the slightest kind of sense in insanely warlike societies where half the men die young.

And even then, the solution is probably don't be so insanely violent.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

You missed the entire point of the post.

I just thought it was stating the obvious, and the known. But go on; I'm sure you're right that there are still, somehow, those who buy his bullshit about it.

The basic truth is that hedonism II is a sex resort, that nick & lady clearly made "friends" with staff, and that MN has a thriving lifestyle (swinging) community. If Nick & wife have gone so far as to connect with all of that, failure to follow through would mean zero from a "trad morals" perspective (they're in it, one way or another) and that from a "lifestyle" standpoint they're just wannabe gawkers. Double L.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

"But most keep coming back because overall they feel safe. And the security guards wear brightly colored vests so you can see them at night..."

They've literally got glow-in-the-dark niggers. Hopefully not CIA, at the very least.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Wonder if Nick was subconsciously trying to convince Faran/Gosney degeneracy is okay, or convince himself he wasn't that bad of a Catholic.

He has not been or presented himself as Catholic ever that I can recall. He has mentioned that he grew up in the church, but not he's some kind of non-denominational.

I would say that it is in name only.

Another thing that doesn't get talked about enough is his story also after that vacation I believe of him seeing someone getting their ass ate on the beach. He brought it up multiple times.

When did this happen? His first Hedo holiday or the second and most recent?