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Is this yet another reason dear feeder defends the pigroach? He too cannot pronounce archipelago. Comrades in streaming, DarksydeJosh and DarksydePhil.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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This guy just superchatted Phil. His videos get thousands of views, some hundreds of thousands. He's in chat watching right now, and Phil is salting and sneeding like normal.
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Phil told the guy he was fine with it, and he was hanging out in chat for a while.
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Phil told the guy he was fine with it, and he was hanging out in chat for a while.
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Thanks for the money dummy but if you want to make a business proposal to da king you gotta send it to his compuserve email wait I mean Hotmail same thing I mean what antiquated faggot uses a Microsoft default service ooooop nevermind answered my own question.
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I'm sure it took a lot of restraint for piggy to not imply that the vandal who caused this by cutting the internet line was a detractor.
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Just want to add on top of his 0 assertiveness is his laziness leading him to bigger problems in the future. He never addresses the present at all and the same thing that happened to CT Condo has affected WAHkhando. The house is falling apart. Both bathrooms need to probably be refitted and restored. The kitchen is incredibly outdated and shit which will devalue the property unless refitted. The house needs to be actually redecorated. What is worse there are various parts with advanced mould and water damage. He is looking at a good 40k in costs alone. Last year Phil's house, well houses in the area lost 20% of value (90k). He is literally repeating the same process again but this time he does not have the money to escape.
I have a feeling Khat lives equally like a pig judging from the Jasper finding a new shitting spot. I am really interested to know the state of the place though
I have a feeling Khat lives equally like a pig judging from the Jasper finding a new shitting spot. I am really interested to know the state of the place though
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That's because it's a given to him and his dents. The world exists to serve Phil.
The Penultimate Warrior
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Don't want to let this slip by, but as we know Phil constantly claims he has no time to do anything with his wife. Now, by his own account, when they have an entire day together he had a nap, went and bought some toothpaste because it was on offer, and rushed home the moment the internet was back on.
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When he said that they went out for the day my first thought was that they would go to the zoo. Phil has been talking about going to the fucking zoo for years but he just never has the time dood. But nah, they just went shopping again and had lunch like any other day off. And Doordash for dinner because he was stressed out, or something.
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going out shopping for toothpaste thats on sale is the most geriatric shit I have ever had the displeasure of reading.
Brother Wind
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Fucking this threw me for a loop. Like just recently my internet went out and I was wondering why the fuck, so I was gonna call a tech and see what was up, but then my service was all "Shits fucked, check back in a couple hours" and hung up.
And even dumber was his bitchfit about the ETAs. Like anyone in the working adult world, with actual emergencies can tell the first time that happens, that something is way more fucked then you anticipated. Phil himself, has delayed streams because of shit. MORE THAN ONCE. So fuck knows where gets off acting like that.
Oh I wasn't gonna. This has bugged me all day. The sheer idea that a married 41 year old man can be like uhhhh what do I do know that the internet is out, has made me actually MATI. Like first off Nigga, you own so, so many video games. How are you even afraid of being bored in an outage. Secondly, you are an adult, he did say he did some housework, which makes me not believe it at all. But I am glad he realized he could have done that. But I am also glad he apparently doesn't own one single fucking book. And lastly, you are fucking married! Like what the fuck does he think his folks did before internet? Like I cannot believe they spent all of their married lives just mindlessly watching TV. Dave just doesn't strike me as the type.
But like, I never cease thinking about his weird ass relationship. Like fine I know its unhealthy, and needless to compare myself to a lolcow, but when Phil is so fucking adamant on being seen as a machoor adult, I just have to wonder what the hell he thinks that looks like. Because all these ideas he has are so alien.
The only comparison I will allow myself is that I was having a political argument with a girl I've been seeing, while we were spending time and it came up. And the machoor adult 10-15 years our senior, was spending time with his wife forcing her to watch fucking muppets. Again.
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He needed to make that money, he really did, to ignore his wife and play mobile games. But for serious, this dude's marriage is a sham at this point. Won't spend time with her willingly, when he has to they just put on a movie and play with their phones, most of their food is Doordashed, can't even take care of their house properly....and he'll come and waggle his finger at people how much he loves his life actually.
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His day ahf segments really do remind me of the rambling non-stories my grandparents would tell, minus all the charm. Wouldn't see them for a few months, then you'd get a half-hour tale on how they went shopping but the canned peas were in the wrong aisle, then they got to the till but the 3 for 2 offer wouldn't scan so someone had to go and check it, then there were roadworks so it took them 10 minutes longer to get home, then the number 47 bus only runs every 20 minutes now instead of 15 so when they tried to go for tea with Mrs Clarke down the road they missed it etc etc
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HA! He did the spoiled brat "THAT MINE!" scream again last night.
HES SO BAD, like SO FUCKING BAD. Hey shit head, ken's hit strings are 3-4 kicks and a gap, you play against this character enough in the game you should know this by now. STOP SPAMMING ON WAKE UP YOU RETARD. If the first 80 times spamming on wake up doesn't work with ken, STOP. Just fucking stop don't do it 80 more times.
DSP proving rankings don't mean shit in this game, or at least there's still some more balancing out of the ranks need to happen before people are where they're supposed to be I mean he fights some Plat dents especially manons who don't throw or kens who don't know what a FB or DP is.
So Big Brain evo champ here says Ken, Cammy Jamie and juri are all the same character.
ahh yes I love when Ken take 4 drinks and it adds some yin/yang shitters to his hoolagan. Or when cammy and jamie do a fireball trap then use their run move to do a kick target combo.
Phil
Uninstall and never play a fighting game again...
HES SO BAD, like SO FUCKING BAD. Hey shit head, ken's hit strings are 3-4 kicks and a gap, you play against this character enough in the game you should know this by now. STOP SPAMMING ON WAKE UP YOU RETARD. If the first 80 times spamming on wake up doesn't work with ken, STOP. Just fucking stop don't do it 80 more times.
DSP proving rankings don't mean shit in this game, or at least there's still some more balancing out of the ranks need to happen before people are where they're supposed to be I mean he fights some Plat dents especially manons who don't throw or kens who don't know what a FB or DP is.
So Big Brain evo champ here says Ken, Cammy Jamie and juri are all the same character.
ahh yes I love when Ken take 4 drinks and it adds some yin/yang shitters to his hoolagan. Or when cammy and jamie do a fireball trap then use their run move to do a kick target combo.
Phil
Uninstall and never play a fighting game again...
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Lord_Point
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When DSP is trying to do an adult flex for his dents he always comes up with the same retarded stories a 3rd grader would make up about being an adult. The whole "i went to the store for a toothpaste sale" has the same vibe as a DSP style mature adult larp. I know this would be a petty and stupid thing to lie about so basically the exact thing dave does lie about. Also, since when does DSP give a shit about being responsible with his money? Toothpaste sales are for walmart poors.
Im guessing they went out for lunch and doesn't want to admit it. Khet probably got kicked out of the buffet around the same time the internet came back up so he was on his way home anyways.
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I really wish his chat wasn't as cucked as they are as this is the shit that should be pointed out.
Cries about spending no time with his wife but has a full day with no distractions then cries about making do with watching The Muppets on his old PS4.... As someone else said why didn't he go to the fabled zoo the next day, if I was him I'd of discounted the Internet even turning on and made other plans. Oh and buying the toothpaste, why doesn't the guy who gets everything digitally and everything off Amazon order in stuff? It saves time for the precious Day Awff.
This guy needs the Internet, he'd have a breakdown without the Internet's validation...
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The whole Comcast saga really does show how much of a whiney and self entitled manchild he is. Phil legitimately thinks the world revolves around him and has an autistic belief that ETAs are concrete things. IDK what the fuck he was actually doing at that helicopter company, but surely he heard of ETAs for projects and events and shit there. Did he fucking bitch when some papers didn't come right on time too? Must've been a really awful employee and coworker to have.
Remember the black mold he had? I can 100% guarantee you he did surface-level repairs on it for the cheapest price available and the actual problem still exists. Same shit with the ants, Casa de Gout is an absolute pigsty and instead of cleaning these messes up he and Khet let them sit and attract pests.
I'm guessing this guy is somewhat dented but if he isn't and the video comes out and basically says Phil is a massive scrub DSP will treat him like a thief who stole content and didn't run anything by him.
The WAkahndo falling apart around him is the best scenario for Dave. If he ever realizes he needs to downsize he will be shocked that he will be getting less than waht he paid for, especially if the HOA or whatever gets involved and basically forces him to fix shit for water damages because it might be affecting connected properties.
Remember the black mold he had? I can 100% guarantee you he did surface-level repairs on it for the cheapest price available and the actual problem still exists. Same shit with the ants, Casa de Gout is an absolute pigsty and instead of cleaning these messes up he and Khet let them sit and attract pests.
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I need DSP to do an explainer for the dents on what coupons are. How there used to be these things called newspapers and housewives used to take scissors and cut out little squares of paper that could be redeemed for discounts on items at the store. I wonder if he even knows.
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He also put Dee Jay in the mix with those characters and kept rambling about how these were the "easy, braindead" characters to play.
All while seemingly forgetting that he himself played with Dee Jay already and got his shit pushed in when he did.
He only caught himself at the end of the stream saying that all those characters are boring to play and that he will never use them only to correct himself saying that he indeed used Dee Jay but he was so different to his ST counterpart that he got bored and that was the reason he apparently didn't bother learning him.
Seriously he is such a scrub, it is really hard to believe watching him play.
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Hey a youtuber I like also apparently has trouble with their taxes: https://youtu.be/oKchdGrk8Uk Now this person knows about Dave, referenced them in a video, but did not take Dave's example and beg for money and then more money to pay taxes on the money raised. Instead he offered something to his audience in exchange for money.
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Lord_Point
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Only phil is smart enough to understand that releasing games close to eachtoher may hurt profits. Lords of the fallen 2 and lies of P are releasing a month apart. Do these retards not understand that a 25 hour game is impossible to beat in under 5 months? The idiots who made lords of the fallen would probably double their profits if they just paid their employees to sit around for another 4 months to accommodate mature style gamer schedules.