Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Diamond Homonculus]

Another thing that doesn't get talked about enough is his story also after that vacation I believe of him seeing someone getting their ass ate on the beach. He brought it up multiple times. Totally something that happens on a wholesome beach vacation with your wife, that's absolutely not at a swinger's resort.

Around when was the first trip? And do you remember who he was telling the story to?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

He has not been or presented himself as Catholic ever that I can recall. He has mentioned that he grew up in the church, but not he's some kind of non-denominational.

I would say that it is in name only.

When did this happen? His first Hedo holiday or the second and most recent?

This would have to have been back when Nick wasn't still grooming testing his audience by floating vacation details after the first trip to Hedonism II. I distinctly remember this utterance while Nick was defending the concept of going to a nude beach as a freeing experience and not sexual in nature (Paraphrasing from memory) "except for that one guy eating ass". Given Nick's propensity for being technical in the way he misleads (which is just lying ffs) I wouldn't be surprised if Nick was the one eating ass.

That said, if anyone's going to do a search for the bit in question looking for "nude beaches" and its variations might be a good place to start as that was what he was referring to Hedonism II as at the time.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Wonder if Nick was subconsciously trying to convince Faran/Gosney degeneracy is okay, or convince himself he wasn't that bad of a Catholic.

He has not been or presented himself as Catholic ever that I can recall. He has mentioned that he grew up in the church, but not he's some kind of non-denominational.

Yeah Nick was raised Catholic (I believe even Confirmed), but he and Kayla are whatever now. I can't find it on a quick search, but for a while it was coocoo Lutherans and now it's whatever non-denominational that is even too strict for Rackets. I was supposing he had residual Catholic guilt, but let's be real- this guy feels no guilt for his actions.

And edit for clarity: for a time, Nick was being called tradcath for whatever reason here. Tradcaths are the Latin Mass, pre-Vatican II or even pre-Vatican I people. Nick is far from that. I think the general intent was he was presenting as a trad-con Christian, in particular when he'd go on with Doug T or the chad dads panels. But we now know, he doesn't even believe in the divinity of Christ, much less the Trinity. Or you know, even observing the Sabbath in any way beyond turning on a stream.

 

[AnOminous]

I just thought it was stating the obvious, and the known. But go on; I'm sure you're right that there are still, somehow, those who buy his bullshit about it.

So what's wrong with bringing even more evidence that Nick is lying?

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

I distinctly remember this utterance while Nick was defending the concept of going to a nude beach as a freeing experience and not sexual in nature (Paraphrasing from memory) "except for that one guy eating ass".

This is what I was referring to. I swear he described it in more detail at least once something about them being fat.
@Diamond Homonculus I am not sure who he was talking to about it but it would have been right around the time he got back so like July or August?
Edit: check to see if he did a stream with drex around then, or when he was with megan fox

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

So what's wrong with bringing even more evidence that Nick is lying?

Nothing, and my negative comments about the need for more of it are just, like, my opinion, man.

Fair enough point, and like I said above, I guess there are still some who might not get it, so: cool. I just had his number from day one (of my awareness of him, which is only from a few months ago, iirc, though maybe I saw (and disregarded) him on some law channel at some point, idk). Never understood the interest in him; he's always come across to me as a joke of a lawyer and person, and all this pearl-clutching and agony over whether he is actually, really doing what he is obviously doing has struck me as just so much hysteria: yes, he's into it; no, he's not some paragon of conventional virtue; and yes, he's trying to stay coy about it (poorly).

But yes, evidence and piecing together factual rebuttals to his lame reality/larp are reasonable. And amusing.

 

[Swole McPole]

It seems like they should have negotiated this kind of thing before agreeing to it. Or better yet, just don't do degenerate shit like this in the first place because it always ends in tears.

It was the early 70's. Spontenaity was important back then. And you weren't supposed to be jealous -- that shit wasn't cool. It's not like he was in a committed relationship with either of them.

I think you're right though. Taboos exist for a reason -- and the reason is this shit almost always ends in tears. If it doesn't, you're probably either a sociopath or a narcissist.

In the absence of strong societal and behavioural norms, I think people have to figure this stuff out the hard way. Even if you grew up in a strong, traditional family, nobody was passing down the received wisdom on how to negotiate threesomes and why they aren't a good idea.

For some reason the PDF wasn't wanting to keep after uploading, so here it is on Catbox. https://files.catbox.moe/vdt1jb.pdf I'll try to reupload it later on if it doesn't stick on the farms for whatever reason.

I'm not a fan of .pdf's because they're hard to read on my Kindle, so I did a conversion to .epub in Calibre and it came out pretty well.

So, if you'd prefer the .epub to the .pdf, I'll upload it here and I've stuck it on zLibrary as well.

 

[Chibitzen]

I distinctly remember him telling a story about he and our wife getting naked massages during last years vacation.

Hahaha "naked massage". Good one. How else does one receive a massage?? If it is *extra* naked then what other additional services could that possibly entail...?

Another half-admission from the Half-Baked Creator.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Hahaha "naked massage". Good one. How else does one receive a massage?? If it is *extra* naked then what other additional services could that possibly entail...?

Another half-admission from the Half-Baked Creator.

Nick preferred massage is a prostate massage. The friend's daughter isn't the only thing Drexel broke in at Gay 90's.

 

[Amateur Shoelace Tyer]

Larry Corriea, Dan Abnett

Not even in Nicky's wildest dreams would either author give him the time of day.

 

[Day Walker]

Not even in Nicky's wildest dreams would either author give him the time of day.

He’s had Larry Corriea on the show. March 14 2022. So, before all the bullshit.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Yeah Nick was raised Catholic (I believe even Confirmed), but he and Kayla are whatever now. I can't find it on a quick search, but for a while it was coocoo Lutherans and now it's whatever non-denominational that is even too strict for Rackets. I was supposing he had residual Catholic guilt, but let's be real- this guy feels no guilt for his actions.

And edit for clarity: for a time, Nick was being called tradcath for whatever reason here. Tradcaths are the Latin Mass, pre-Vatican II or even pre-Vatican I people. Nick is far from that. I think the general intent was he was presenting as a trad-con Christian, in particular when he'd go on with Doug T or the chad dads panels. But we now know, he doesn't even believe in the divinity of Christ, much less the Trinity. Or you know, even observing the Sabbath in any way beyond turning on a stream.

Nick's approach to God (genuine or not) and his takes to the divinity of Christ, Christian (or jewish?) holidays, Sunday church attendance, applying CLT to Scripture, etc are familiar. Seen this before, and it is ongoing in people who are usually in some kind of crisis (be it a crisis of faith or otherwise).

I have yet to see any good come of it when they are approaching these things from a position of weakness/instability. Not a good time to be dabbling in such things if one can help it. Unfortunately, some people only seriously consider God in times of trouble, and in times of trouble, they tend to be thinking mostly of what they can get out of God rather than truly considering what God wants.

Remembering when Nick said this during the "hardest time in his life":

If one believes in God, adopting a posture of opposition to God will only end in heartache. Nick tries to undermine what he just said by saying "God exists" and "challenges are hard", which his intended audience will likely agree with. Nonetheless, Nick seems to know where he now stands with God on some level, as a self-described hedonistic/heretical "Christian". A predictable outcome.

 

[AnOminous]

If one believes in God, adopting a posture of opposition to God will only end in heartache. Nick tries to undermine what he just said by saying "God exists" and "challenges are hard", which his intended audience will likely agree with. Nonetheless, Nick seems to know where he now stands with God on some level, as a self-described hedonistic/heretical "Christian". A predictable outcome.

I can't decide whether his physical behavior in this video is he's about to burst into tears or just vomit. He's obviously drunk off his ass even more than usual. He can speak somewhat coherently but that's almost a sign of a severe alcoholic.

Also you want to play chess against God? Lmao retard.

 

[JudyGemstone]

Nothing, and my negative comments about the need for more of it are just, like, my opinion, man.

Fair enough point, and like I said above, I guess there are still some who might not get it, so: cool.

You keep acting like my post was for people who didn't know Hedonism II wasn't a sex resort. It wasn't.

WE ALL KNOW.

So what's wrong with bringing even more evidence that Nick is lying?

This was the point of the post..... to bring more evidence. It highlighted a tell-all book about what goes on, and how most are repeat guests. REPEAT GUESTS WAS ANOTHER POINT.................... TO SHOW NICK MIGHT HAVE BEEN THERE 2 WEEKS AGO. Supplied with other pages like a table of contents to show how detailed the author is.

Ffs........ we all know and don't need convincing it's a degenerate sex resort. If you don't get the post by this point, @AnOminous and I can't help you anymore, man.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Here is the FIRST non-degen Friday stream chat and the weekend through Sunday film stream.

Note the title is an homage to the degeneracy.

The Chat senses change:

Spoiler: Complaint and celebrations

Freedom1982​

No Cody tonight right?

Freedom1982​

Are we getting a wtf wed style show anymore

RekietaLaw​

Maybe

TheMildOne​

Unbreaded?

LongusDongus​

camelot can fuck off

Char_Sabertooth​

No Camelot No Peace

TheMildOne​

RIP Unbreaded

SteveAutism​

Those Friday streams were getting a lil wild lmao

AgBiochemist​

Thank fuck no Camelot and his slobber pocket stories

Freedom1982​

@RekietaLaw Last night's show was the best show in quite some time.

robertford9999​	so before his vacation he was yelling at the top of his lungs at us that he's going to talk about penis and sex all he wants on his stream and now...
BillDozer74​	He got a little loose.

Elissa!? What have you done!?

JeezyF​

so basically friday shows aren't fun anymore and someone been listening to that dumb bitch elissa clips

BillDozer74​

I sure hope Nick’s last fuck it Friday didn’t kill fuck it Friday…

JeezyF​

I wonder if he watched too many clips channels on youtube

Someone post phalloplasty pictures:

Spoiler: I am not posting the photo

Brimstoneddd​	It's not nudity... It's just a chunk of though grafted to a woman's groin area
Brimstoneddd​	Thigh
RilW​	the fuck is that
Brimstoneddd​	Is that a sex doll or a real girl...lol
RilW​	no idea
Sally78​	Looks like @Laggarticus work
icancook​	ok gremlin gone wild now
tiffhang​	LMFAO..does locals allow nudity now
RilW​	you must be right rite?
JD_McWiggles​	looks like a potato
Freedom1982​	No lol
RilW​	that's not nude
Brimstoneddd​	It's not nudity.. it's just a chunk of thigh
RekietaLaw​	Short. Shorts.
RilW​	fuck you kadia
Freedom1982​	Are we getting a wtf wed style show anymore
-Still-Life-​	Hot Pants
Sally78​	No nipple, no vagina, no penis...all good

Posting fake Kermit penis:

Spoiler: NSFW

Southanarchist​

Sup gang

RilW​	NO NUDITY !!!
Southanarchist​	It’s a cartoon
Southanarchist​	And art
gnukman​	That's why ms piggy never left him
RilW​	fuck you
RilW​	lol i luv u
Southanarchist​	Indeed lol

Complaints about lateness:

Spoiler: Like this has never happened... But NOW they complain?

TracyRGordon​

Late and gay again??

Brimstoneddd​

More than 10 minutes late... Nick is going to cancel last minute and not even tell us

CdrRose​	He has a reputation to hold
RilW​	Well SHOWS OVER FOLKS

Xander21​	Just say starts at 11:30 central. But them the stream wouldn’t start till 12
robertford9999​	Nick promised he would stream tonight.

Brimstoneddd​

He will make excuses like I was driving my child to the E.R. or something

RekietaLaw​

why u guys so late?

LivGrace​

Shut up dude you’re late

-Still-Life-​

Now tell them the show is cancelled because something came up. That would be epic.

Late to the punch:

TracyRGordon​

@RekietaLaw Heard Steve Gosney perspective today. Nate, Andrea Birkart Joe + today on Hanleys stream.

More comments on new format:

Bread_Pitt​

Idk you act like trump isnt the most politically relevant story today

jcornman24​

I'm just here for they show my guy whatever as long as your fucking around and having fun

Jenna_c​	I am right leaning but I’m tired of hearing the same bullshit so I appreciate you limiting the guns, trump, etc.
JimSatala​	@RekietaLaw I was gonna suggest you do a direct examination with Vito but he’s probably end up confessing to some crimes
Xander21​	Is the old Nick back?
RilW​	ohh NICK is getting old

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick's approach to God (genuine or not) and his takes to the divinity of Christ, Christian (or jewish?) holidays, Sunday church attendance, applying CLT to Scripture, etc are familiar. Seen this before, and it is ongoing in people who are usually in some kind of crisis (be it a crisis of faith or otherwise).

Hard agree. You can fight as hard as you want, but the Universe, Life, God, or whatever you call it will whip your arse.

Nick had a breakdown that we all witnessed publicly, and I think he is regretting some of the publicity. Who knows if he actually dealt with the underlying issue.


More archive:

People leaving?

Spoiler: Gripes with Nick

Greencapslock​

Just got notice my @RekietaLaw locals expires the 22nd. After all his promises with no follow through I won’t renew. I’ll take my money over to someone like potentially criminal who will appreciate it. Guess he’s big enough to not care anymore

robertford9999​

I've already mourned old school Nick. I don't want him back now. that would just be weird. lol

Bread_Pitt​	There is no 24 hour stream, there is no 5k stream, no 5k gift
JimSatala​	It’s been like a year now waiting on these 5k subs gifts…I had to renew my subscription already
Char_Sabertooth​	24 hour stream will be after the Baldo review which will be after the Local's gift

robertford9999​

correct. can't count on someone with oppositional defiant personality disorder.

JimSatala​

He is ignoring his locals

Jenna_c​

Lol *is his own boss*, *still can’t comply with his own deadlines*

Still-Life gets addressed:

Spoiler: Comments when Nick called out Still-Life

-Still-Life-​

GAG

-geg-​

Watching you get burned by Nick was the highlight of my fucking week.

Mandy_K​

Daddy Nick needs to keep us Locals kids in line apparently.

Mandy_K​	"These damn kids"
-geg-​	No he said LOCALS was interested in Still_Life's threats

-geg-​

which is just what I said Still is doing-- getting unwanted attention to the chat -- which makes me think FED

-geg-​	and you got that weird fag thing locked down.
-Still-Life-​	Sounds good loser.

-Still-Life-​

I'm working on my 3rd locals ban but going for the record. If you want to help report me for some stupid shit. I love it.

Mandy_K​

Nick called out Still-Life then he choked on ramen.

Specific threats and bann wishing:

Spoiler: Fedposting

-Still-Life-​	My plan to Kill Sheriff Chitwood because I love HItler to bits
-Still-Life-​	Just shoot Chitwood in the head and he stops being a problem. They have to find a new guy to be the problem. But shooting Chitwood in the head solves an immediate problem permanently. Just shoot Chitwood in the head and murder him. In real life. Not in Minecraft.
-Still-Life-​	It's too bad Mike Chitwood isn't safe now that I'm planning to kill him. I'm going to shoot Mike Chitwood. I'm going to kill him by shooting him to death.
aCompleteRandom​	Pining for a new account?
-Still-Life-​	I WILL KILL CHITWOOD, MARK MY WORDS.
aCompleteRandom​	It's gotta be weird. You nag at people like a bitchboy until they block you, then when enough people block you, you intentionally try to get locals to ban you, so you can start over unblocked. Why not just close that account, make a new one?
-Still-Life-​	I hear a wild flock of Wah wahhhs!
-Still-Life-​	Wahhh wahhh wahhhhhhhhhwahhhh!
-Still-Life-​	Cry more you dumb bitch.
aCompleteRandom​	Ah, getting banned is a source of pride then. Weird. Ah well, one day you'll grow up.

Someone knows Still-Life?

Mr--K​	are you on the discor still?
Mr--K​	discord*
aCompleteRandom​	Me? Yes, but I haven't logged into discord since we moved. I'm on a laptop that I haven't installed it on.
Mr--K​	no still life sorry lol, i was wondering cause someone oon discord is claiming to know who he is
aCompleteRandom​	They probably do.
-Still-Life-​	I have many dick riders sir
Mr--K​	i would tend to believe that

What is the Farms?

Spoiler: Doxxing and what the Farm's mission is

-Still-Life-​

Also I don't give a fuck about that kiwi farms faggot shit either

Gafreggin​

Still not quite sure what kiwi farms is.

It's a place where people post fanfiction about e celebs

In this silence.

4chan?

No Kiwifarms

Can you tell me more batman, i'm curious but wont go there.

You can't go there anymore unless you're a fag with a TOR browser

Like when you say fan fiction is it like Weebs writing about buttfucking and Zootopia and shit? I don't get it really.

Pretty much. They pissed off so many Troons they can't be on the regular internet

kiwi farms is the same as 4chan, or almost like locals, except, their "schtick" devolved into essentially a doxing site. what started as good intentions became a tool for harassment and intimidation. The Venue was not the issue, nor the soeach, but the manner in which the "format" was utilized. Kiwifarms is probably the no. 1 reason why locals has changed since last november.

TheMildOne​	The idea is that it would be a "forum" for clearinghousing information about retards on the internet, and then discussing such information
-Still-Life-​	I will not allow myself to be intimidated for being myself.

MrStirFry99​

nope. I never stopped, even after i was "doxxed". my ONLY issue was swatting. i actually contacted the local PD and Sheriff about it. fortunately there are not enough recourses. like Nick's local leo.

-Still-Life-​

Phyically attacking me would be a huge fucking mistake for thr state and they know it.

MrStirFry99​

you'll notice there has been a very marked and discernible change in my behavior towards you. not saying you're not a cunt ()(am i not also?), i'm just saying i've had a very real change in perspective last week from a personal experience.

 

[AnOminous]

what started as good intentions

Lmao when did we start as "good intentions?" The site was literally started to mock an autistic retard and smack him around for no reason other than it was funny.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Lmao when did we start as "good intentions?" The site was literally started to mock an autistic retard and smack him around for no reason other than it was funny.

I would wager it is the moral-fagging taking the position that we are just 'poor misguided souls' and they could fix us. It makes them feel better about themselves.

 

[AnOminous]

I would wager it is the moral-fagging taking the position that we are just 'poor misguided souls' and they could fix us. It makes them feel better about themselves.

But they're the weird parasocial perverts worshipping a cuck.

 

[Chibitzen]

JeezyF​

so basically friday shows aren't fun anymore and someone been listening to that dumb bitch elissa clips

Well at least they don't blame us. Phew!

Greencapslock​

Just got notice my @RekietaLaw locals expires the 22nd. After all his promises with no follow through I won’t renew. I’ll take my money over to someone like potentially criminal who will appreciate it. Guess he’s big enough to not care anymore

Well played, Sean! What do you plan to do with the whole shebang ($5, $50)? Hopefully not spend it at swinger resorts and on other questionable life decisions.

robertford9999​

I've already mourned old school Nick. I don't want him back now. that would just be weird. lol

Oh well, time to shop for another online celebrity friend then.

JimSatala​

He is ignoring his locals

It's OK, we'll pay attention to you instead. Hi, JimSatala.

-Still-Life-​

I will not allow myself to be intimidated for being myself.

Big fat sigh. Your online persona is not your real you. Admittedly it is difficult to pretend to be a total retard online, but whom we portray ourselves as here is not the same as who we are in daily reality. Newer generations have not picked up on this difference probably because they themselves are still living an extended childhood. Hence why even younger people than they are now reidentifying as cats, etc.