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When will Jack drop dead?

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Jack continues to whine like a bitch about the same shit. However, check out the comment by Rob who seems to have taken his savagery to the next level


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"Made it out healthy". Jack thumbed up the comment.
Rob is one of the best smart-asses I've ever seen.
"Look at Jack, he made it through the pandemic without getting the jab, and made it through healthy."
This reply has so much snarkiness to it that my sides exploded. God bless Rob. :story:
 
Jack continues to whine like a bitch about the same shit. However, check out the comment by Rob who seems to have taken his savagery to the next level


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"Made it out healthy". Jack thumbed up the comment.
Except COVID is still with us and it's because of people like Tyler, Ken, Joanne and the rest. Each time COVID infected somebody it had the change to mutate. It's why there's three major strains of influenza and why the common cold has no cure. Mutations up and down the line.

And Rob once again is an absolute legend.
 
Well Jack, I have your daily scripture, Matthew 24:51, a parable about true, faithful Christians who act with love and kindness, and false, hateful Christians who think only of their own wants and pleasures. Guess what happens to the latter kind? Guess what'll happen to you real soon?

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He probably thinks "gnashing of teeth" means there's going to be an all-you-can-eat buffet to chew on all the time.
 
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Master of social media growth stays away from trendy popular things
 
Except COVID is still with us and it's because of people like Tyler, Ken, Joanne and the rest. Each time COVID infected somebody it had the change to mutate. It's why there's three major strains of influenza and why the common cold has no cure. Mutations up and down the line.
I think Jack is such a mushbrain moron that if he's one of the morbidly obese multiple risk factor people who still aren't hugely affected by it, unless he literally died from it he probably feels like shit all the time to the point he might not even notice it.
 
Well, yeah. It actually is hard for HOPE, because her shitty owners can’t even be assed to get her harness off her after god knows how long, or show contempt for her when they ever bother giving her attention.
I doubt Jack has ever heard the term "proper animal care". Permanent harnesses can cause sores, the dog can get stuck in stuff whilst you aren't around and get hurt, if the harness gets wet repetedly your dog can develop infections from the constant moisture. Horror stories I've experienced include dogs running off chasing some shit, gets lost, then gets stuck hanging from a branch over a cliff and slowly get strangled to death.
 
I doubt Jack has ever heard the term "proper animal care". Permanent harnesses can cause sores, the dog can get stuck in stuff whilst you aren't around and get hurt, if the harness gets wet repetedly your dog can develop infections from the constant moisture. Horror stories I've experienced include dogs running off chasing some shit, gets lost, then gets stuck hanging from a branch over a cliff and slowly get strangled to death.
Jack is a disgusting repulsive piece of shit and probably secretly wishes for Hope's death, because he obviously hates that dog. You can see it in his look of loathing in his disgusting opening sequence where the dog barks and he aims a glare of pure hatred at the dog.
 
For what possible reason is this dog still in her harness?

It's sometimes honestly difficult not to get MATI with this faggot.

lets be honest this is a blessing in disguise for jack. knowing him he would have had to spice it up a bit and ended up creating something that would cause his heart to explode the second he took a bite of it.
You say that like it would be a bad thing.
 
For what possible reason is this dog still in her harness?

It's sometimes honestly difficult not to get MATI with this faggot.


You say that like it would be a bad thing.
Wouldn't be surprised if Jack keeps it on 24/7 so that he can grab the dog by the harness and move the dog around as his lazy ass pleases, instead of actually training the dog.
 
Wouldn't be surprised if Jack keeps it on 24/7 so that he can grab the dog by the harness and move the dog around as his lazy ass pleases, instead of actually training the dog.
This may have been the reasoning before lateststroke, but he's not reaching down and moving anything now. I expect it's so Tammy can easily leash the dog up and leave her like that for hours to keep her out of their hair whenever they want. Maybe in their twisted minds it's better than letting her strain against a collar.
 
This may have been the reasoning before lateststroke, but he's not reaching down and moving anything now. I expect it's so Tammy can easily leash the dog up and leave her like that for hours to keep her out of their hair whenever they want. Maybe in their twisted minds it's better than letting her strain against a collar.
They just should have gotten a cat. I don't have a dog because they are a lot of work. It is like having a three year old all over again for 10 years straight. I don't hate them, just I don't want to put in the effort. It isn't fair to the dog so I just don't have one. They should honestly just adopt it out to a more fitting home. It is not a shitbull and will be gone in a heartbeat to a decent person, couple, or family.
 
The Hamburger taco is a straight up Trailer Bitch invention, and it's fucking garbage.

You take a pair of kitchen scissors, and cut 1/4 up a full size tortilla.

Then you take a big mac and fries and dump that into the tortilla, then fold it into quarters, using the cut as the guide.

You then pour oil into a frying pan and fry the abomination.

It looks like shit, even when it isn't Jack doing it.

The dog is likely terrified to be in a new place that doesn't smell like home. So Jack bullies his dog.
 
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So are Mr. and Mrs. Tammy saddled to a new mortgage, or are they renting now like the fucking serfs they are?
I imagine they did one of a few things:

1) They used the profit from the house to put down on the new house and then they would owe like around $200k on it but at rape interest compared to what they were paying.
2) They used the profit to put 20% down to avoid PMI. The rest they will use to upgrade the house.
3) They took out as much of a mortgage as they could and will be saving the profit for Jack's LTC (lol, but let's play here)
4) They took out as much of a mortgage as they could and will be pissing it away on who the fuck knows what, but it will be fun for us to watch.
 
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