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Ughhh god those damn eyebrows. At least he admits that he looks like eyebrowless Voldemort. If he bleached his eyebrows why didn't he just bleach his whole head? Or better, just wore a wig and kept his normal eyebrows?
Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.
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Turns out "grounded, adult" Dylan is also sanctimonious, boring Dylan.
His audience wants to laugh at videos of him acting like the retard he thinks all women are, not preach like some dull wellness coach.
He's down 100,000 followers since April, it'll be interesting to see if that trend accelerates.
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Dylan posed with Tony the Tiger at some award show, and now there's a brand new boycott.
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If I was in charge of marketing Product, I would pay this bargain-bin-SCP-critter to pose with Competitor Product.
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So did some fucking spastic notice Bud Light utterly nuking its brand from orbit and say "hey let's do that to our otherwise non-troon-oriented product?"
Or did some grey eminence from Blackcock tell them to do it and the money spigot would continue jizzing in their mouths?
Why would ANYONE commit brand suicide like this if there weren't someone pulling the strings?
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Oh hell, Mulvaney's transitioning back to non-binary? Are we going to see an eventual return to origin of being an obnoxious gay man?
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It's a "she/they" thing. Lots of troons do it and claim to be a "non-binary trans woman" (no, idgi either). I get the impression that Dylan might have been doing this for a while, there was a very creepy video in early "girlhood" where he was playing with two barbies in his bed and he gave both of them she/they pronouns (like, they introduced themselves to each other with those pronouns and bonded over both being she/theys and then went on a date).
It's also possible that he's just saying "she/they outfit day" as a rhymey cutesy thing but I wouldn't take any Dylan non-binary claims as a sign he's backpedalling, if anything it just means he's getting more hopped up on ideology.
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Freaking again?
They didn't learn their lesson at all.
One thing to note about the nonbinary shift is that he went back to "they" the second he decided he wasn't going to dress like a 1950s housewife every day. He wore a suit and didn't think that was at all possible to do as a woman. It is breathtaking.
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Of course. How could I forget that a woman can only maintain being a woman by wearing women's clothing. Wearing anything else turns them into non-women.
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Fren, it's 2023, we can't say w***n anymore, it's "non man"Of course. How could I forget that a woman can only maintain being a woman by wearing women's clothing. Wearing anything else turns them into non-women.
A label that does accurately apply to Dylan, but not for the reasons he wants.
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I suspect that the contracts were signed months ago and after the Bud Light fiasco their corporate legal teams pulled a week of all nighters to find a way to back out and simply couldn't. Not without making an even bigger PR shitshow. So they let it ride. It was either that, and/or the comfortable fact that Kellogg's multinational "family of brands" is so enormous and "diverse" that if there is any sort of a boycott they'll hardly feel it. Their virtuous Bear Naked and Morningstar Farms brands will make up for deplorabe Frosted Flakes and Apple Jacks taking a small hit. They're hedged.
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"Summer Update"
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"EAT, PRAY, LOVE!"
Yaaaaassss Dylan in his coquette girl era!
anal del slay skinwalking!
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I'm the opposite of an expert on makeup but... wtf was he trying to do here? Have a second set of green eyebrows? If it's eyeshadow then it's not even touching his eyelids. I just don't know how to interpret it. Unless it's to make up for looking like he had no eyebrows before, just going double-duty on them this time.
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It's eyeliner. 'Graphic liner', it's called.
This particular shape that is drawn around the lid is getting popular again with the youngins because of its retro-ness.
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Retro as in, say, Audrey Hepburn's time?
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"Hide The Pain Dylan".
Needs to work on the hiding part, though. So much suppressed rage.
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Can't say I've ever seen Hepburn rock the look, but Twiggy and Priscilla Presley most certainly did.
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Day 146124 of being a noman:
Too lazy to paint myself eyeliner, stole some shit from a bunch of girls and got them applied by the lobotomized asexual slave given me by the cathedral after that bud light sponsor thing.
Too lazy to paint myself eyeliner, stole some shit from a bunch of girls and got them applied by the lobotomized asexual slave given me by the cathedral after that bud light sponsor thing.