Gross Aella Martin / Rachael Antier Slick / Abigail Glass / @Aella_Girl / @Aellagirl / @Miss_Aella / u/Sweatywoman / RedVerse / Apostate Slick / Knowingless - Rationalist LessWrong poly libertarian hooker girl throwing rape orgy parties. Former $100k/month OnlyFans star and $3,000/hour prostitute. Would rather come up with gross hypotheticals than shower.

How many people will show up to Aella's birthday gangbang?

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Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying "I'm a druggie".
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306h4Ge5eJUJ said:
I don't know whether to gloat at Aella getting fucked over or to be mad at payment processor jews doing their usual thing.
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Markass the Worst said:
Fuck payment processor jews. But also, they clearly wrote out exactly what they didn't allow, so Aella is just retarded for blindly using them.
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I almost guarantee they've told her about this in prior messages and she ignored them. She even ignored what they told her to do (probably again) in this message, which is sign up for their Connect thing if you want to do the "restricted" businesses. Why would they want to ban you without warning if they could get you into their Connect program where they presumably take a larger cut? It's probably a safe guard where they can make sure those businesses aren't doing illegal shit and can vouch to the payment processors that the Connect "class" should be allowed.
 
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Antenna7 said:
Although I did wonder why every porno needed a 30 minute scene of at the start watching a Woman suck and work another guys dick.
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My guess is when you're at the point they are, where you need a bunch of viagra because you need to be hard for hours, but you have sex so often and for so long that your dick is becoming desensitized, you probably need the girl to do some serious mouth prep just so you can get things going properly. Also, they're gonna be asking you to start jackhammering at a decent clip for extended amounts of time, having a couple sections where you get a break is probably a relief.
 
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TFW you view humans only as products to be sold.

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Someone said something in the replies along the lines of, "This is why you’re a successful onlyfans whore and prostitute but have no luck dating for a husband or serious long term partner."

But in all seriousness, I'm betting most Tindr dating isn't really a matter of marketing yourself in a certain way. Studies have shown it's largely based on looks, which you can't really fake. I mean, you can catfish people a bit with filters and stuff, but the date probably isn't going to go well. (Take this with a grain of salt: I haven't done online dating, got married very young.)
 
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aromatic said:
More fun for the front page. So craigslist used to have hookers, then there was backpage, now there are seedy sites like Tryst. This is her personals ad for paying her rent. As she's looking for a tech bro to trap with a baby, and pity fucks Nate sometimes, all while drinking the cum of disgusting weirdos (I have pictures, more to come on this).

Whore Aella has one as of three days ago. I guess she just deleted it. But oh hoho, the internet remembers. She's so retarded it's amazing.
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Probably an ironic coincidence but considering her pro pedo statements the phrase i'm cursed with the chronic goof raised some alarm bells. Mainly because thats prison slang in several countries for pedophile

Thats quite the interesting coincidence I must say
 
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lyga said:
TFW you view humans only as products to be sold.

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Someone said something in the replies along the lines of, "This is why you’re a successful onlyfans whore and prostitute but have no luck dating for a husband or serious long term partner."

But in all seriousness, I'm betting most Tindr dating isn't really a matter of marketing yourself in a certain way. Studies have shown it's largely based on looks, which you can't really fake. I mean, you can catfish people a bit with filters and stuff, but the date probably isn't going to go well. (Take this with a grain of salt: I haven't done online dating, got married very young.)
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More importantly, this isn't the correct way to do market research. The only good advice in this would be the one about lurking a woman's dating forum (or certain sections of the Kiwi Farms), and if you're willing to challenge your assumptions enough to do that you probably don't need to do it like this for this. The Tinder one is especially bad advice because you would not only be learning only about that specific woman's responses you would be manipulating the data and the results by swiping yourself. She pretty much can't help doing bad data science at this point.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
More importantly, this isn't the correct way to do market research. The only good advice in this would be the one about lurking a woman's dating forum (or certain sections of the Kiwi Farms), and if you're willing to challenge your assumptions enough to do that you probably don't need to do it like this for this. The Tinder one is especially bad advice because you would not only be learning only about that specific woman's responses you would be manipulating the data and the results by swiping yourself. She pretty much can't help doing bad data science at this point.
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As someone with almost a decade of successful experience online dating (being vague on purpose to avoid PL), the simplest thing to understand is this: you get out of it what you put into it. If you are trying to hookup, then focus on your looks, go to the gym, use pickup lines, etc. If you're looking for a serious long-term partner, then approach it by asking lots of pertinent questions, avoiding obvious sluts, don't only focus on looks. Literally just tell the girl what you are looking for and gauge her response. To say another way, know exactly what you're looking for and adjust accordingly. Chances are, you will find it if you don't get distracted by the lizard brain.
 
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Squid Diddler said:
As someone with almost a decade of successful experience online dating (being vague on purpose to avoid PL), the simplest thing to understand is this: you get out of it what you put into it. If you are trying to hookup, then focus on your looks, go to the gym, use pickup lines, etc. If you're looking for a serious long-term partner, then approach it by asking lots of pertinent questions, avoiding obvious sluts, don't only focus on looks. Literally just tell the girl what you are looking for and gauge her response. To say another way, know exactly what you're looking for and adjust accordingly. Chances are, you will find it if you don't get distracted by the lizard brain.
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And remember the crazy test: If a girl says something kind of out there, laugh and say "wow, you're crazy". If she laughs too, you're good. If she gets pissed and snaps "don't call me crazy!" you need to run asap.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
Some dummy paid $250 and didn't even get the lame boob photo from someone whose boobs you can see anytime you want. :story:
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honestly it'll never make sense to me, $250 and at most you're getting a picture of her tits whilst she sits in first class laughing all the way to the bank

for the cost of 30 seconds of my time, i can get the same experience
 
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Arthur Morgan said:
I remember she had an account that was something like Aellagirl all one word that she used for her porn stuff. I guess she deleted it and can't get it back? Or is this to try and keep the tit pics behind a paywall?
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It's probably a bit psychological as well--CashApping someone some money and then getting a boob pic on a plane gives the neckbeard a feeling of "HEY, THAT WAS ME SHE TWEETED ABOUT; WE HAVE A REAL RELATIONSHIP AND I CONNECTED WITH HER!!"

I'm guessing OnlyFans used to seem like that but now that it would seem every girl has one, it feels more just like you're paying for regular porn and it's not as "real." (I have never used such sites so I don't really know, but it seems to me that no matter how much porn is out there, there's always a demand for some "real" experience because all of those "real" things are ultimately fake a disappear like a mirage once simps get there.)
 
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